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I wish Farnsy pitched for the Twins (or gamethread 2)

by U-God on Apr 10, 2009 8:54 PM CDT in Game Threads

Going into the sixth inning

Down 4-3

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PUNTO'S NAME IS SALLY

by Trooper on Apr 10, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions

The Dentist is pitching now.

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions

I thought Stone was going to say "ATTENTION"

“HE’S THE TWINS’ THIRD CATCHER.”

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions

me too

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions

Can we please stop walking Morales?

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Apr 10, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions

Ridiculous.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions

Oh WTF is this horseshit!

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions

God, his pickoff move sucks.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions

not a balk though?

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions

They didn't show a good angle.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions

On top of that, a terrible rundown considering a catcher was involved.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions

Why would Paulie throw that ball if he could reach out (not even) and touch him?

grrr.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions

he had stopped running twice and they still threw the ball

by Trooper on Apr 10, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions

He was begging to be tagged.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions

Looked pretty close to me

If you step over the 45-degree line extending from your toe, it’s a balk

by 3E8 on Apr 10, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions

the default call is no.

so i don’t know what the deal is there.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions

i think his jerky move makes it more suspicious

which doesnt help in a judgment call

by Trooper on Apr 10, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions

true dat

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions

Attaboy, Clayton.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions

That's about the third time they've been advertising tickets while showing clearly freezing fans under blankets.

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Apr 10, 2009 9:05 PM CDT reply actions

gotta show the shirtless drunk dudes

“come hang out with these guys!”

by Trooper on Apr 10, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions

They are really suffering from a lack of tank tops and tits right now.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions

they're there, just under 5 layers of other clothing

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 10, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 10, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions

Why is Wise facing a lefty?

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by The Cheat on Apr 10, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions

I was just gonna post the same thing.

And then…

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions

Still a bad idea

making Alexei look bad

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by The Cheat on Apr 10, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions

reverse platoon is the answer!

by Trooper on Apr 10, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions

You stanchar'd it, nice

by 3E8 on Apr 10, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions

D-Weezy!

"I tell you what, that kid has Nintendo power"

by Alexei Can I on Apr 10, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions

How about Punto makes every out this inning.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions

your mouth to punto's ear

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 10, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions

that's $5 extra

by Trooper on Apr 10, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions

Pretty neat, huh?

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions

Six baserunning outs.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions

That was a good swing by Wise? It looked like it was mostly arms as he had already shifted his weight.

And then that.

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Apr 10, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions

Good job, Wise

Emulating Scott Podsednik is not in the job description

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by The Cheat on Apr 10, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions

even bad pods wouldn't be stupid enough to ruin the only good thing he'd done that year

by Trooper on Apr 10, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions

Jesse woulda done it?

I’m so pissed right now.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions

at least that won't add another week to his playing time.

by Trooper on Apr 10, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions

my god wise, off on 1st motion? The fuck?

by madvillian on Apr 10, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions

well that sucks

by madvillian on Apr 10, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions

blargh

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions

Oh no.

It’s McDougal

by oahu420 on Apr 10, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions

oh sweet

The Arsonist.

just in time

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions

Strikes are for pussies!

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by The Cheat on Apr 10, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions

You can write that right into your recap.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions

That's just f-ing brutal

"I tell you what, that kid has Nintendo power"

by Alexei Can I on Apr 10, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions

HR. 4 pitch walk. 4 pitch walk.

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Apr 10, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions

+ WP.

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Apr 10, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 10, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions

MacDougal must've liked Charlotte.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

Charlotte's Got a Lot.

http://www.charlottesgotalot.com/

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Apr 10, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions

he's probably got a house there by now. i bet he's wondering if he left his iron on or something

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 10, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions

Get him outta there.

by oahu420 on Apr 10, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions

Mike MacDougal

the one Coop couldn’t fix

by 3E8 on Apr 10, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions

The one that got away....

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions

the exception to every rule

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions

<img src="http://bp3.blogger.com/LFToLuREGvE/RkfP3L1qYI/AAAAAAAAAEs/v1fOkaPi4KI/s320/Burning+cover+www.jpg"/>

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 10, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions

<img src="http://bp3.blogger.com/LFToLuREGvE/RkfP3L1qYI/AAAAAAAAAEs/v1fOkaPi4KI/s320/Burning+cover+www.jpg"/>

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 10, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions

fuck

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 10, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions

preview.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions

i gave up on it

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 10, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions

Much like the Sox in this game.

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Apr 10, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions

No ass slap from Ozzie means something.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions

HR. 4 pitch walk. 4 pitch walk. 4 pitch walk.

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Apr 10, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions

Thanks, Joe.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions

i can't read it, find a bigger picture

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 10, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions

Losing at home to this Twins lineup facing RA Dickey

not acceptable

by 3E8 on Apr 10, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions

Low OBP team and a bad back end of the rotation

On the plus side, Fields has played OK so far.

by hitlesswonder on Apr 10, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions

I'm amazed at how bad Mac is...

Not that he was ever great but he had 1.5 years of competence or so. And now…eeek

by hitlesswonder on Apr 10, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions

fucktothesticks.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions

A dozen pitches out of the strike zone, and Delmon swings.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions

Forgiven.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions

New White Sox Tradition?

Just got on to check the box score…. Crede homers in first game back?? Didn’t Frank Thomas do the same? Who’s next? Nick Swisher??

by jfbrens on Apr 10, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions

0-for-2 with the infield in.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions

A very dubious 0-2 pitch

by 3E8 on Apr 10, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions

fuck this

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 10, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions

So who replaces MacDougal?

And who will be playing CF for the Sox in 2 weeks.

I’m curious

by hitlesswonder on Apr 10, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions

you would think with all of the job losses going around in this economy

macdougal would have tried to protect his better

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 10, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions

He's a good guy with guaranteed money

He’s trying to create a job for someone else

by hitlesswonder on Apr 10, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions

ah, i forgot macdougal's arm was part of the stimulus package

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 10, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions

HEY GUYS HOW'S THE GAME GOING

WE’RE WINNNG RITE

by Dongfang Hong on Apr 10, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions

This inning has been an exhibition of bad, bad pitching.

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Apr 10, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions

I wish Mauer was playing.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions

I've seen better pitching in T-ball.

by Dongfang Hong on Apr 10, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions

wonder what the conversation was between fields and crede

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 10, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions

BTW, when was the last game Crede walked twice?

Where was that batting eye with the Sox…damnit.

by hitlesswonder on Apr 10, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions

U-God is not good at this gamethread thing...

also, you’re up next… we need a mop-up man

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by The Cheat on Apr 10, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions

i do seem to be a jinx

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 10, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions

so Soul Plane is on BET

and it seems a lot more watchable

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 10, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions

While we're in the time machine

TOP 10 ALBUMS OF 2007

1. Daughtry, Daughtry
2. Akon, Konvicted
3. Fergie, The Dutchess
4. Carrie Underwood, Some Hearts
5. Nickelback, All The Right Reasons
6. Justin Timberlake, Futuresex/LoveSounds
7. Linkin Park, Minutes to Midnight
8. Beyonce, B’Day
9. Kanye West, Graduation
10. Rascal Flatts, Me and My Gang

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions

That is terrible

Timberlake is the best shit on there, and I still can’t stand it

He’s like Brian Anderson is to the Sox CF situation

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by The Cheat on Apr 10, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions

Can't stand it like Hawk can't stand the worm?

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions

Kanye is great.

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions

I just puked.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions

That would make an appropriate soundtrack to this inning.

Might not be long enough, though.

by Dongfang Hong on Apr 10, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions

Okay. We've let everyone redeem their promotional coupon for one free single. Maybe we can get an out now? That would be fun.

by Dongfang Hong on Apr 10, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions

How you like our chances tomorrow against Liriano?

by jfbrens on Apr 10, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions

To do what? Lower his ERA?

I’ll be interested in seeing if Wise starts though. That’s about all I’ll be interested in I’m guessing.

by hitlesswonder on Apr 10, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions

NELSON Liriano would lower his ERA against us

by jfbrens on Apr 10, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions

HORATIO Nelson would lower his ERA against us.

by Dongfang Hong on Apr 10, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

FULL Nelson would work well on MacDougal.

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions

GETZ IS OUT OF THE LINEUP

Did he hurt himself?

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions

BECKHAM TIME!

by hitlesswonder on Apr 10, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions

2-4 tonight

batting .600 that translates to .555 in the bigs

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by The Cheat on Apr 10, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions

It's that broken wrist.

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions

Thanks, Gardy.

Putting Carlos Gomez in is gasoline on top of this flaming pile of poop.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions

how else do you keep poo lit?

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 10, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions

MacDougal jersey.

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

Hawk praising Gomez is the cherry on top of this 7th inning.

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Apr 10, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions

Assuming Hawk only sees Sox games, Gomez would look like a HOFer to him.

by hitlesswonder on Apr 10, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions

Well, that's a good sign.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions

Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by oahu420 on Apr 10, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions

I don't care if the game's out of reach. I love each of Q's jacks the same.

by Dongfang Hong on Apr 10, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions

Out of reach?

by oahu420 on Apr 10, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions

If we all pretend the last half inning didn't happen, maybe it will come true!

In that case, sox are winning!

by Trooper on Apr 10, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions

Surely will jump start this lethal offense

by jfbrens on Apr 10, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions

Assuming that Wise was inserted to inject speed into the lineup, would "Lethal Injection" be a good nickname?

by hitlesswonder on Apr 10, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

well played sir

by jfbrens on Apr 10, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions

heheh

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions

Fields on base 3 times tonight, maybe he'll get to hang at the top of the lineup for a while

by hitlesswonder on Apr 10, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 10, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions

Glass half full = MacDougal gave up no hits

by jfbrens on Apr 10, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions

silver lining

sox double their runs scored in one game!

by Trooper on Apr 10, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions

(while maintaining the runs via HR ratio, of course)

by Trooper on Apr 10, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions

Twins scored 7 in the 7th

or 1 run less than the Sox had scored in their first 34 innings

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by The Cheat on Apr 10, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions

no use comparing this team to a three-peating WS winner

by Trooper on Apr 10, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions

I think we're talking about a minimum 8-peat.

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Apr 10, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions

Probably well into the '20's.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions

this is true

I was trying to maintain some shred of hope for the next decade

by Trooper on Apr 10, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions

20's.

Mark it, Dude.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions

Don't you have anything nice to say?

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions

Actually, that's one of the nicer things that could have been said about this game...

by hitlesswonder on Apr 10, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions

POP-UP!

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions

Long strides ... firm haunches.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions

I think lillibridge broke his wrist on that catch!

by Trooper on Apr 10, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 10, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions

Bridge to nowhere?

by hitlesswonder on Apr 10, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions

THE BRIDGE!

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions

If only the Twins had Kevin Gregg we might still stand a chance

by jfbrens on Apr 10, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions

time to just start hitting twins in the mout

by Trooper on Apr 10, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions

Now playing: 7th inning Part II

by jfbrens on Apr 10, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions

I learned something new just now

Mauer could lead the league in HR if he wanted to.

Interesting.

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions

Pitchers can make plays?

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions

That comcast triple play fundamentals deck looks classy.

by Trooper on Apr 10, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 10, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions

I told you Jim!

White Sox second baseman Chris Getz left the White Sox game early Friday Night with a possible fracture to his left wrist. Getz dove up the middle for a ball earlier in the game and appeared to roll his wrist over. Getz will get an MRI tomorrow morning, but White Sox trainers don’t think the outcome will be positive.

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news/press_releases/press_release.jsp?ymd=20090406&content_id=4138414&vkey=pr_cws&fext=.jsp&c_id=cws

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions

i got wasserman press release

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 10, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions

.....yes

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions

so what were you citing, then?

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 10, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions

/joke

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions

Oh look, a bar of soap.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions

you win?

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 10, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions

beckham wins.

by Trooper on Apr 10, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions

indeed.

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions

I think lillibridge/nix win

by hitlesswonder on Apr 10, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions

getz wins

by Trooper on Apr 10, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions

I win, appearantly.

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions

Damnit

The guy actually looked like a major player

by hitlesswonder on Apr 10, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions

Betterman is much better against minor league pitchers.

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions

STOP IT HAWK

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 10:08 PM CDT reply actions

he's even got stoney buying into it

by Trooper on Apr 10, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions

I heard that. Killing my soul.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions

Who is the gold seat behind home plate for?

Looks like it has the American League emblem on it.

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions

au revoir, fellow punto haters.

by Trooper on Apr 10, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions

a bientot.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions

hey, atleast were not the Cubs..

by xozte on Apr 10, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions

Yeah, they stay in the game longer before losing.

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions

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