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Ozzie Guillen Finds Worse Leadoff Option Than Wise

Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox, Apr 11, 2009 3:10 PM CDT




In an effort to make his decision of Dewayne Wise as his opening day and presumably everyday leadoff hitter look better, Ozzie Guillen has turned to Brent Lillibridge, who makes Wise look like Rickey Henderson by comparison. Lillibridge is a rookie who saw some time at the majors with Atlanta last season, posting a .200/.238/.338 batting line and a 23/3 K/BB mark. Lest you think that was simply a slow start to a bright major league career, I'm duty-bound to inform you Lillibridge hit .220/.294/.344 in AAA with a 90/33 K/BB ratio.

And since guys like Rob Neyer assume that Ozzie was making his leadoff decisions based on silly things like spring training stats, Lillibridge challenged for the Cactus League strikeout crown but fell a few short at 24 in 79 at-bats, (.253/.263/.316) But he blew away the competition for worst spring training K/BB ratio at 24/1. That's takes skill, my friends. You can't just luck into such consistent suckitude. You've gotta work at it.

Worse, Lillibridge is replacing Chris Getz, who has never demonstrated any discernible platoon splits, on the first day the White Sox face a lefty. So when Lillibridge inevitably hits a bleeder, steals a base and manufactures a run in between a few strikeouts we're going to have to deal with a second base platoon for a while and listen to questions from beat writers asking whether Ozzie has found his new leadoff man.

There's absolutely zero upside to experimenting with Lillibridge as a top-of-the-order hitter. Either he sucks, as would be expected of a player who has sucked above AA, or has a good game, an outlier that gives him increased playing time in which to regress to his predictably poor plate presence. It's a no win situation.

* * * * *

And now I've seen Ozzie's full lineup. He's sitting every one of the Sox lefties today. So enter Corky Miller and Wilson Betemit as well. Betemit is at least a switch hitter, but he's pretty terrible from the right side (.232/.276/360). We're definitely channeling the '07 club right now. Liriano can just settle into an arm slot/release point and keep snapping off sliders down and in.

Star-divide



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Now I'm sooo bummed - Its a nice day - best find something else to do

The worst thought is he does get on base and triggers something – we’ll be stuck with him there for a while. At the same time I don’t want another bad game. (Actually I’ve been lucky – went to the first game and have not been around to see the others)

Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"

by Brush Back on Apr 11, 2009 2:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Greatly appreciated!!!!

Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"

by Brush Back on Apr 11, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's a wise decision.

i’ll show myself out.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Apr 11, 2009 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

</notices lack of "getz", "fields", and "bridge" pun restrictions>

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 11, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

god damn you, fox

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 11, 2009 2:19 PM CDT reply actions  

same

i effing hate central illinois… no offense, but i was planning my day around this

4.2.09 - anno Cutler

by Illini0509 on Apr 11, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

is the game on WGN or CSN or CSNC?

since its blacked out for the out-of-towners

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 11, 2009 2:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Fox

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 11, 2009 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

So with this lineup

we have a very good chance of being nationally humiliated

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 11, 2009 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

like i said, its blacked out.

soooo is it on any other channel?

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 11, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

fox

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Apr 11, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

My bad

I doubt its on any other channel if its on Fox. Looks like you may have to listen to it on the radio

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 11, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

no. if you have gameday audio, xm, or a mobile app, you'll get the radio feed

video’s blocked

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 11, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Try looking on Justin.tv for a link

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 11, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

youre right

we get the sweet soothing sounds of darren jackson.

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 11, 2009 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

no wscr on mlb.tv

To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.

by usualsuspect on Apr 11, 2009 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

xm's all fucked up (shows up on their online channel guide, actual channel is their "home plate" feed and says some shit about a detroit game)

gameday audio and the at bat app only have the minn feed. whiskey tango foxtrot

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 11, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

wscr is workin now

To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.

by usualsuspect on Apr 11, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

how many innings can we expect out of colon?

any more then 5 pushing it?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Apr 11, 2009 3:13 PM CDT reply actions  

not too shabby

typical south side sox meathead.

by thecip on Apr 11, 2009 3:14 PM CDT reply actions  

looked fine to me

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on Apr 11, 2009 3:15 PM CDT reply actions  

and he ties his walk total from ST

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Apr 11, 2009 3:18 PM CDT reply actions  

dj said

lillibridge is the player on the sox best suited to be the leadoff hitter.
thanks dj!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Apr 11, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

what's wrong with him

he just walked in his leadoff at-bat, i think things are okay

by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 11, 2009 3:18 PM CDT reply actions  

OMG leadoff walk

Hand him the keys, baby.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 11, 2009 3:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh boy

dare I even cheer?

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Apr 11, 2009 3:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Pods REMIX

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 11, 2009 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

At least Q will make my HPB projections

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 11, 2009 3:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Damnit

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 11, 2009 3:25 PM CDT reply actions  

yer main guy

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 11, 2009 3:29 PM CDT reply actions  

jermaine rowand.

typical south side sox meathead.

by thecip on Apr 11, 2009 3:29 PM CDT reply actions  

attaboy jd

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Apr 11, 2009 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

i really hate the twins

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Apr 11, 2009 3:43 PM CDT reply actions  

The more I see of

this team, the less likely I think this team will be good. I’m not retarded enough to say its over or hopeless or blow up the team (I’m not a meatball), but I just see a lot of bad right now, outside of our front 3 starters.

by Obama4cntrfld on Apr 11, 2009 3:44 PM CDT reply actions  

i tend to see a lot of bad in general from the sox

even last year when they won the division there was a great deal of ugly

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Apr 11, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, it's not like they were really good last season

When the middle of the order wasn’t getting on base, it was a horrendous (though quick) game to watch.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 11, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stinking Punto

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt."
~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

by HappyHuman on Apr 11, 2009 3:44 PM CDT reply actions  

c'mon Bartolo

gotta get some outs now

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt."
~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

by HappyHuman on Apr 11, 2009 3:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Is Colon good at holding runners?

The couple moves this game have looked quick but does he have a history of holding runners on?

by comet922 on Apr 11, 2009 3:47 PM CDT reply actions  

What's Colon's velocity at?

Gameday doesn’t have speed, or pitch type info for some reason.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 11, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Fox had the last pitch at 91

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt."
~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

by HappyHuman on Apr 11, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

FB at 90 or 91

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Apr 11, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

shadows!!!

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Apr 11, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

anyone attempting to listen on the score

and getting not the sox game?

4.2.09 - anno Cutler

by Illini0509 on Apr 11, 2009 3:58 PM CDT reply actions  

the score has been fine all day

and i’m in urbana.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Apr 11, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

scoreless after 3

probably one of the better outcomes anyone would have expected

by Trooper on Apr 11, 2009 3:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Not as bad as Bartolo's chin taking up 3/4 of his headshot

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 11, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

which one..

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 11, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow - this Fox commentary is riveting

Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"

by Brush Back on Apr 11, 2009 4:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Its great

Especially when they didn’t realize that AJ wasn’t playing during the top of the 1st

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 11, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

only 4 players in our lineup

have a hit this season. awesome

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 11, 2009 4:10 PM CDT reply actions  

i guess the goggle did something.

"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."

by Cruiser on Apr 11, 2009 4:10 PM CDT reply actions  

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 11, 2009 4:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Chill out Alexi

Dude is swinging at everything

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 11, 2009 4:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Fox anaylsts

“He will not go the year without a hit”

wow

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 11, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

Could be worse. We could have to listen to Joe Buck.

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt."
~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

by HappyHuman on Apr 11, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

every time he announces, it sounds like a eulogy.

even worse when a chicago team is winning.

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 11, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's go lexi

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt."
~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

by HappyHuman on Apr 11, 2009 4:12 PM CDT reply actions  

attaboy!

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt."
~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

by HappyHuman on Apr 11, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

viva!

typical south side sox meathead.

by thecip on Apr 11, 2009 4:12 PM CDT reply actions  

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 11, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alright, BA.

Let’s keep Wise on the bench.

"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."

by Cruiser on Apr 11, 2009 4:13 PM CDT reply actions  

or not.

"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."

by Cruiser on Apr 11, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

more fox cutting edge analysis

talking about mauer while redmond bats.

“And there’s strike three to the man trying to replace him.”

by Trooper on Apr 11, 2009 4:20 PM CDT reply actions  

fuckin punto

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 11, 2009 4:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Fucking Punto

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 11, 2009 4:20 PM CDT reply actions  

BA would've caught that.

Oh, wait.

"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."

by Cruiser on Apr 11, 2009 4:20 PM CDT reply actions  

BA would have had that... oh wait

Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"

by Brush Back on Apr 11, 2009 4:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Great minds think alike.

"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."

by Cruiser on Apr 11, 2009 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Note the 3 same posts... scary

Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"

by Brush Back on Apr 11, 2009 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

let the laboring behin.

Bart’s losing it…

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Apr 11, 2009 4:24 PM CDT reply actions  

CORKY TIME!

typical south side sox meathead.

by thecip on Apr 11, 2009 4:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Corky in the new lead off position

Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"

by Brush Back on Apr 11, 2009 4:29 PM CDT reply actions  

He walks, he steals a base, he executes a sac bunt

Brent Lillibridge is the most interesting man in the world.

by 67WMAQ on Apr 11, 2009 4:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Ozzieball!

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 11, 2009 4:30 PM CDT reply actions  

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 11, 2009 4:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Does Fields have a different batting stance this year?

I don’t remember it looking so much like Q’s.

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt."
~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

by HappyHuman on Apr 11, 2009 4:32 PM CDT reply actions  

let go Q!

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 11, 2009 4:33 PM CDT reply actions  

yup. he's actually tolerable

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 11, 2009 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 11, 2009 4:34 PM CDT reply actions  

woot

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on Apr 11, 2009 4:37 PM CDT reply actions  

That'll work

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt."
~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

by HappyHuman on Apr 11, 2009 4:37 PM CDT reply actions  

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 11, 2009 4:37 PM CDT reply actions  

good eye!

typical south side sox meathead.

by thecip on Apr 11, 2009 4:37 PM CDT reply actions  

So, Colon is looking better than Liriano.

Raise your hand if you thought that was going to happen…

by slydernelson on Apr 11, 2009 4:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Grinder Rule #90

Runs scored without hits count for double.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 11, 2009 4:38 PM CDT reply actions  

It's all Southpaw

He’s distracting Liriano.

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt."
~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

by HappyHuman on Apr 11, 2009 4:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Thanks for fucking up my fantasy team, Liriano

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 11, 2009 4:39 PM CDT reply actions  

ESPN's fantasy projections

Say 3.15 ERA, 206 IP, 15 wins, 210 Ks, 1.22 WHIP.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 11, 2009 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

He looked really good in his debut, then fell apart

Just like today. He was the 1st pitcher I drafted, so that doesn’t bode well for me.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 11, 2009 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have Joba, Kazmir, Liriano, Chien Ming Wang, wasn't happy with any of the picks except Joba

Isn’t Santana seriously hurt, though?

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 11, 2009 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

i am as happy as a little girl

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 11, 2009 4:39 PM CDT reply actions  

giggle giggle giggle giggle

giggle giggle giggle giggle
giggle giggle giggle giggle

/schoolgirl smokin up

by Trooper on Apr 11, 2009 4:40 PM CDT reply actions  

beautiful

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 11, 2009 4:40 PM CDT reply actions  

looked like a good pitch

but way to swing first pitch after two walked in runs

by Trooper on Apr 11, 2009 4:41 PM CDT reply actions  

thanks joe!

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 11, 2009 4:41 PM CDT reply actions  

thanks joe

typical south side sox meathead.

by thecip on Apr 11, 2009 4:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Thanks Crede

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt."
~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

by HappyHuman on Apr 11, 2009 4:41 PM CDT reply actions  

bettermit

swings on first pitch after 2 runs on back to back walks.

thanks wilson

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 11, 2009 4:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Shadows?

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on Apr 11, 2009 4:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Che!

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on Apr 11, 2009 4:44 PM CDT reply actions  

YES!

Keep the train rollin’

by slydernelson on Apr 11, 2009 4:45 PM CDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 11, 2009 4:45 PM CDT reply actions  

mid season form

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 11, 2009 4:45 PM CDT reply actions  

na na na na, na na na na

HEY HEY HEY GO-OD BYE!!!!!!

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 11, 2009 4:45 PM CDT reply actions  

lol.. BA's pitch preferences on gameday

Loves to face: Four-seam
Hates to face: Four-seam

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on Apr 11, 2009 4:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Loves to face: MILFs
Hates to face: fat chicks

typical south side sox meathead.

by thecip on Apr 11, 2009 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Excellent.

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on Apr 11, 2009 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 11, 2009 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

superb

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 11, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn it brian

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 11, 2009 4:50 PM CDT reply actions  

where's my money?

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 11, 2009 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

woooo!

pop out!

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by colintj on Apr 11, 2009 5:05 PM CDT reply actions  

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