300's So Nice, They Did it Twice
by The Cheat on Apr 13, 2009 1:47 PM CDT
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Pauly and Jermaine go deep for #300. Sox up 8-4.
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Survive and advance, Gavin.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Cuzzi's giving Floyd a Little League strike zone
Expanding to meet his needs.
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Tell me that is NOT a starting CFer. HA!!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 13, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
YES!!! THE CATCH AND THE INJURY!!
my president is white.
Whoa there
You are not actually glad he is hurt right?
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Hell yeah I am
I hate wise.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 13, 2009 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
well that is a bit dbagish
Its one thing to not want the guy to play, its another to be happy that he is in pain
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
OK, Cheat, what to do about flagged content that turns "pink" with 2 flags?
larry didn’t like when I cloaked a similarly flagged post 3-4 days ago. What say you?
I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT
Keep it up
He’s shown before he doesn’t want people to protect him from his idiocy.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Leave it. I think you only cloak if it's not suitable content. Idiocy is expected.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 13, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Not that I don't appreciate Jim's opinion...
as for YOU young lady….
"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris
I thought the question was obvious enough that any regular poster could answer it.
Just not the honorary posters, apparently.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 13, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
There's nothing wrong with his comment
It doesn’t offend anyone racially, sexually, whatever. There are thousands of Sox fans inwardly giggling because Wise got hurt.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 13, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank you.
But agreeing with me is going to cost you with the faithful here.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 13, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
agreeing = defending.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 13, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
He's not defending you. He's making a case for why your stupid comment should be left up for all to see.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 13, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Not really, I'm not wrong
The cloaking thing is kind of messed up. If someone says something idiotic, then leave it up there for sake of mockery. It’s a damn blog, not every comment is a winner. Unless you’re seriously offending someone, or attacking people on the site, there’s no need for censoring comments when people can post images of dogs fucking and vomiting without rancor.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 13, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, if you want to get technical, every comment he ever posts is offensive in some way because of his sig.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 13, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
My sig. is not offensive
but rather “provocative” according to King Larry.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 13, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Not sure of it's genesis, but it immediately looks racist.
Is that wrong?
"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris
You should definitely cling to that description then, as a reason for it being okay.
Why even bother being “provocative” in such a way, when every time you comment about anything, that distracts from whatever you are saying?
Besides, this is a baseball blog. Who the fuck cares what your political opinion is?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 13, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Your mind not capable or ignoring something? Or not being "distracted"?
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 13, 2009 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh believe me. I usually ignore you just fine.
If you had half a brain, you’d take the advice of the respected people around here supplying it for you.
You even went to other teams’ blogs and got a shit-load of responses just about your signature while you were trying to ask for help.
Get a fucking clue.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 13, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Soo.....keep...ignoring....??????
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 13, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
As long as you keep those pictures down to an acceptable size, I shouldn't have any problem with that.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 13, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions
cmon kid
Do those of us on here that dont hate you a favor and change it so you dont get banned. Its come up more than 5 times now, from regular posters on this site. You made your point, you got a little attention out of it, now change it.
Leading off at shortstop...
Luke Aparicio
How about 4 flags?
None of ’em mine, BTW.
I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT
Still not cloak-worthy. That just means people are sick of his shit. Like Betty White.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 13, 2009 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Use your experience and trust instinct. This isn't offensive or not suitable for work, etc... If someone gets flagged often enough, Cheat will probably take action in his own way. He'll see the flags too.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 13, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Time for BA
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Our CF problem
just took care of itself.
by Off the bus running on Apr 13, 2009 1:55 PM CDT reply actions
shoulder... he hit and rolled hard on it making that catch.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 13, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
You should.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 13, 2009 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
2 birds, really.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 13, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
You like Wise?
Wow. What, you blowing Owens too?
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 13, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
No, he doesn't hate the Sox.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 13, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't root for an injury.
Not cool. Do you not get that?
I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT
I got it. I don't want Dewayne to be hurt.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 13, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I figured that out after posting....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 13, 2009 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
You didn't say so.
The family and I on occasion have misunderstandings.
I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT
haha. Well, when you say "for JCM," I can figure it out.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 13, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry, didn't know you were a fan of Wise.
I, on the other hand, hate him.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 13, 2009 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, you were REALLY mad when Owens was injuried last year, I'm sure.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 13, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
hearing a guy pulled a groin
and cheering seconds after you WATCH a guy in roll over in pain are far different things.
treating BA playing as a silver lining to a bad situation is fine, being happy that Wise is hurt makes you a dick.
"treating BA playing as a silver lining to a bad situation is fine"
this is how i feel.
macdougal happens.
I'm not sympathetic to a guy a hate getting injuried. My bad
It is not like the dude was not moving, or taken off on a stretcher. Calm down.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 13, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
He sucks at what he does, and I just simply do not like him
The way he acts, plays, ect.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 13, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
He's making the league minimum and doing what his manager tells him.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Oh, yeah. So did Hitler.
Not THAT Hitler, of course. Felix Hitler — light-hitting CF for the Angels a few years back.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 13, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Remember Vic Hitler? Great comedian with a bad name...
Hill Street Blues
"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris
So you would be cheering if you were at Comierica?
And yeah, why do you hate him so much that it would give you joy that he seperated his shoulder?
He has to be brought out on a stretcher for you to actually feel bad?
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Right after making a great play to save us a bunch of runs, nonetheless....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 13, 2009 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Uh, I cheered the catch dipshit, take a look.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 13, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, a stretcher means it is probably very serious.
As far as I know, he bruised his shoulder.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 13, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Wouldn't be the first time Floyd's injured a center fielder.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Rowand's facebreaker in Philly.
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Jim knows his stuff.
I’d bet on that being correct.
I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT
Box score:
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/PHI/PHI200605110.shtml
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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cowley
Brian Anderson is in the game, as Jerry Owens pokes the Wise voodoo doll he has in Charlotte.
i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005
why is steve stone telling me inge "can hit for average and power"?
.237 career average. what’s good about that.
brian anderson would've caught that...
We've had the W all game....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 13, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Has it only been 5 innings??? jeebus.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 13, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
If we didn't have the run support that we do, I would have yanked Floyd 2 innings ago.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
Thank God that shit is over
Floyd was just abysmal today, I hope no one remembers this shit.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
Please don't stop hitting, Sox.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Glad to see the punctuation in that sentence.
I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT
Please don't. Stop hitting, Sox.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 13, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
7 BB, gives up 6 runs
seems about right.
Not like I’m happy about it, but shit.
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
If Floyd gets the win
He can’t complain about early hooks for the rest of the season.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Time to sock it to McHale... remember Ernest Bonine?
"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris
Wow, Q IS back.
That looked like a medium-range flyout off the bat.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
What wrist?
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
sigh. My heart is all a-flutter.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 13, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I always wear tight collars
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 13, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Paulie needs a triple for the cycle
You can dooooo iiiiit!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
Perhaps if Granderson and Maggs collide
And the second baseman cramps up retrieving the ball from the warning track.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Even then, it would be iffy.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Apr 13, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
the lesson today is how to Dye
I'm like a laser, six-string razor. I've got a mouth like an alligator
And to think I felt like complete shit on friday.
Baseball can be a fickle lover.
Leading off at shortstop...
Luke Aparicio
No, you were right to feel that way.
We suck at hitting. ;)
I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT
dont forget pitching
12 pitches for 3 walks made me drink exponentially faster as i froze at the cell.
Leading off at shortstop...
Luke Aparicio
Paulie's having some really good at-bats.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
i think hes got 17 points today in one of mine
16 all last week
Leading off at shortstop...
Luke Aparicio
Leyland loves to intentionally walk AJ.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
So, we can trade him straight up for Figgins, right?
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
Hell, no. Not without Kotchman.
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by Sox Machine on Apr 13, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I had no idea the Tigers signed Boo Berry.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Any video on the Quentin
1-handed homer? I missed it, since you know, it’s a Monday.
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
::shakes fist::
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
by Ugh It Live! on Apr 13, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
reports of it being one handed were greatly exxagerated
also i dont know how to spell exagerated.
Leading off at shortstop...
Luke Aparicio
Good thing Comeria is a pitchers park
or we’d have a real slugfest here.
I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT
Last 3 games...
24 runs and counting…
"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)
1-dimensional offense
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 13, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 13, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Everybody wants to shower early today.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Yeah, two innings before he came in.
His pitch count was probably 60 in the bullpen.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
stepping back in
what’s wrong with floyd??
why was wise taken out?
are we seeing kong/jd circa 2006?
QQQQ
by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 13, 2009 2:26 PM CDT reply actions
Wise made the play of his career and hurt his shoulder in the process.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 13, 2009 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I just finally managed to turn on gameday...
… Man, Mags looks like he went to a few buffets with Colon.
by South Side Expat on Apr 13, 2009 2:26 PM CDT reply actions
Yeah, his pic, Its pretty bad...
… I was in the car listening before being able to park my ass in front of a computer.
by South Side Expat on Apr 13, 2009 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
OMG WHAT THE FUCK GET SOME OUTS YOU SHITBOX111
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
Ugh
When Mike MacDougal is your bailout option in the pen, you’er in trouble
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
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Hence maybe why Ozzie wanted more out of Gavin?
I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT
Wanted to give BHB
a chance at a W.
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
i know its the arsonist
but it would be nice to know if he could repeat his recent success
by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 13, 2009 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
big hairy balls of tabasco?
its is about lunch time in seattle i guess.
Leading off at shortstop...
Luke Aparicio
I still have to watch Season 5
I have bad feelings about him outlasting that motherfucking Marlo.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 13, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
At least someone had their balls today
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
I gotta lay off the whiskey.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
McDonald's has a stimulus package!
They’re relating to me!
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on Apr 13, 2009 2:33 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
I'm hoping Getz is back.
I don’t know how much more of the Bridge experiment I can take.
might be beneficial to get a good 4 game look at him now
just to make sure oz doesn’t think about a platoon.
Hawk says Wise might be ok
Will the bitching end?
my president is white.
Step 3: Remove tampon.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 13, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I dunno, Hawk
The more I see of Lillibridge, the more I’m aware of his contact problems.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Bat's too heavy for the little guy.
he needs a 31 OZ Louisville Slugger.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Apr 13, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Is Lillibridge full grown?
I don’t think I can ever take him seriously if that’s as big as he’s gonna get.
He's ears surely are.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 13, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions
jesus christ that was barely a quarter swing
"I tell you what, that kid has Nintendo power"
by Alexei Can I on Apr 13, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow, terrible call.
my president is white.
"In play, out(s)" ???? For Q!?
I think my Gameday’s broke. Sez Quentin made some kind of out?
Should I reboot?
I'm like a laser, six-string razor. I've got a mouth like an alligator
Proceed to throw you typewriter out of the window
and smash your television with your fist
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
of all the days to have two exams.......
how did gavin look?
by G-E-T-Z GetzGetzGetz on Apr 13, 2009 2:46 PM CDT reply actions
MacDougal-esque.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Apr 13, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions
don't exaggerate
it was only 7 bb, but there were also 5 hits and multiple at ’em balls hit like rockets.
brian anderson would've caught that...
that's pretty fucking bad.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 13, 2009 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Highly disagree
maybe if they were losing
by G-E-T-Z GetzGetzGetz on Apr 13, 2009 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Made Carrasco look fully awesome in comparison
I'm like a laser, six-string razor. I've got a mouth like an alligator
which doesn't happen.......................EVER
by G-E-T-Z GetzGetzGetz on Apr 13, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Not true
Carrasco has pitched after MacDougal.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 13, 2009 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Great job, Deej
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by Sox Machine on Apr 13, 2009 2:46 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Thome's first hit?
Is that at least 1 for all the starters now?
my president is white.
Yawn, alert me when the unclutch is over
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
The word "wrong" and that thing do not belong in the same sentence.
Except in the following sentence: If loving that thing is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 13, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
i dislike men, you don't know what the hell you want out of life.
by pierzynskirules on Apr 13, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
rec'd
Thats fantastic.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 13, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
WTF?
I am crying…
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Apr 13, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I like the guy on the top left.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
I love em
Shows perfect timing, to be honest.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 13, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
They're burning the grass left of the pitcher.
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Sox Machine
They'll add a book to the bible if it happens
by Choke Cubs Choke on Apr 13, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I put it in my calculator
SYNTAX ERROR
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 13, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Frankly, I don't know what Syntax means, so i don't know what I am doing wrong.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 13, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I always thought it just meant give up
by G-E-T-Z GetzGetzGetz on Apr 13, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Urbandictionary.com came through again!
he most fucking irritating thing that can happen on a calculator. You press all these numbers and you THINK it’s the right button to press but really the calculator’s been LYING to you and you’ve really fucked up big time, but it waits until you’ve pressed the = button and then it flashes with ‘Syntax error’ which is basically calculator talk for “FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKED IT! NOW THE REST OF THE CLASS CAN ADVANCE TO QUESTION TWENTY-THREE WHILST YOU ARE STILL TRAPPED AT TWENTY-TWO, YOU INADEQUATE CALCUATOR-USER! I HATE ALL YOU STAND FOR AND YOUR WAY OF LIFE!” etc etc.
Jill was in her Maths class and she was working out a really hard equation involving logorithms and algebra n shit on her CALCULATOR. She had put in all the numbers and just pressed the = button when BAM! SYNTAX ERROR.
Jill: Fuck!
Jack: What?
Jill: Syntax error!
Jack: Fuck! Oh well, you’ll just have to redo all your work. No biggie.
Jill: No biggie my ass! I’ll kill you! I’ll kill all of you!
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 13, 2009 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Because they'll be old enough by the time he slides into third.
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heh
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 13, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I just looked it up, and PK has 6 career triples, 4 in 1999
I wouldn’t have guessed that.
I also didn’t realize that he had a 3B last year. When the hell was that?!?
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
Minus get em over and get em in.
Real Whitesox baseball
by G-E-T-Z GetzGetzGetz on Apr 13, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions
thank you
from i think most of us at SSS
by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 13, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
This one should work
But takes a little more background knowledge to understand.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 13, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
fail
i dislike men, you don't know what the hell you want out of life.
by pierzynskirules on Apr 13, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
its the truth
i dislike men, you don't know what the hell you want out of life.
by pierzynskirules on Apr 13, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
And that's why they intentionally walk him.
Wait.
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Sox Machine
and wife. IdTapThat
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 13, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, it's Team USA's very own Matt Thornton
Guess they took the wild MacDougal down with a tranq dart
Matt Thornton is an artist with a fastball.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
wtf was that throw alexei?
This isnt kickball. He’s not out if you hit him
by Choke Cubs Choke on Apr 13, 2009 3:01 PM CDT reply actions
Relay throws aren't his strong suit.
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BA would have........
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
It's been a while since Detroit's had the tying run at the plate
So why not.
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After B.A. was done with her?
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 13, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Flagged: BA is never "done" with you.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 13, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
rec'd
for touche
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 13, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions
One of the funniest bits I have ever seen (and I'm old)
"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)
Josh is wearing big-boy pants at third.
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Newswire: Josh fields replaces this guy as spokesman
by Choke Cubs Choke on Apr 13, 2009 3:09 PM CDT reply actions
i thought this was only for MM to post
by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 13, 2009 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
i think jim posted it originally, but i took that pic and ran with it.
i loved that commercial.
Cashing checks and having sex.
Anderson's had the easiest day at the plate imaginable.
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Juan Rincon is enamoured with BA's looks.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Apr 13, 2009 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
They didn't curve enough.
Looked too much like fastballs.
BA with two SB's?
Ozzie must be creaming his pants.
"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."
nope
ozzie’s gotta break up the righty’s.
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Apr 13, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
OMG LINEBRINK CAN'T PITCH IN THE NINTH
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He's really spotting the fastball well so far this year.
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SOX WIN
i dislike men, you don't know what the hell you want out of life.
by pierzynskirules on Apr 13, 2009 3:27 PM CDT reply actions
Ed Farmer not excited due to the Kalas death
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First place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT
by winningugly on Apr 13, 2009 3:29 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
wow
i get back from class to this? terrible (not the win, the GT). jim and cip killin it though.
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" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT
The GT was lacking because larry wasn't posting...haw haw haaaaaaaaw!
"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)
Rongo, Rangas, Rongamos, Rongais, Ronge.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 13, 2009 4:14 PM CDT reply actions
Rongalaya, the Ronginator
makin’ copies
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Apr 13, 2009 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions
cip, you oughta put the faces of Paulie and JD
on bodies of the Greek “300” muscle-bound guys. The moment begs for it
I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT
jim beat him to it
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" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT
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