homesickalien: In Memoriam

I'll miss the rice krispy treats and juice she brought to our weekly meetings...

wait she never brought any of that in… uhmm

Come back to me…

Alexander Hamilton shot Alexander Hamilton...

by Hazymania on Apr 14, 2009 3:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I was able to make you special ones in all my time away.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 21, 2009 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fuck those look all kinds of delicious

Alexander Hamilton shot Alexander Hamilton...

by Hazymania on Apr 21, 2009 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

are they pictures of depressed fuck cakes?

"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris

by Chiburb on Apr 21, 2009 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

plays 'amazing grace' on bagpipes.

thecip is now dead inside.

by thecip on Apr 14, 2009 3:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

what happened to "her"?

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on Apr 14, 2009 3:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I'll miss her reasonable prices.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 14, 2009 3:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

twofer tuesdays were the best.

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 14, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I feel like I missed something

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on Apr 14, 2009 3:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Check out FB profile.

So I’m told.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 14, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

This makes me think of a great Simpson's scene...

where Homer leaves Moe’s, saying he’s going to another bar, and he replies “You’ll be back. You’ll all be back, every last one of you!” or something to that effect.

I’m aware this may not be the case, but it still reminds me of that scene, dammit!

/sobs uncontrollably

You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09

by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you're the only one to figure out who i am on fb so far, wu

I prefer my pseudo anonynimity.

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on Apr 14, 2009 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

no access. what's the deal?

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 14, 2009 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Be. A. Friend.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 14, 2009 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i hear she has high standards for that.

by larry on Apr 14, 2009 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Moving target.

Right? (Though that has not been my experience.)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 14, 2009 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Something about a sandy vag

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 15, 2009 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

FB?

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on Apr 14, 2009 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

facebook there buddy

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Apr 14, 2009 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't bother with all that rubbish

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on Apr 14, 2009 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

She died of a sandy vag. Ain't that a bitch!

I’ll miss her Dad, Chiburb, most of all, because she wasn’t that funn…wait, what’s this again?

Oh yeah, uh, HSA was great and I liked her cats and her pictures and her fanposts and her long post and her comments in game threads and her comments in other threads and how she would try to make us not be bastards and how that didn’t work so well.

You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09

by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 4:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

:)

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 21, 2009 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

lets see here...

$40 × 21 = $840

not a bad haul! I would have used it as a trust gaining exercise, in preparation for the really big score, but that’s just me.

sniffle.

by Trooper on Apr 14, 2009 4:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That is fantastic.

Will $840 get you to Brazil these days?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 14, 2009 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's about how much my last brazilian cost.

oh. whats that you say?

by Trooper on Apr 14, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I knew she was too nice to be true.

//puff puff,sniffle sniffle

by oahu420 on Apr 14, 2009 4:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

How ironic that her last post was titled,

It’s a New Day … and We’re All Here To See It

by oahu420 on Apr 14, 2009 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Happy Holiday (yesterday), oahu.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 21, 2009 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

mahalo

Welcome back.

by oahu420 on Apr 21, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

meh. You don't want to be in one of those anyway.

by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 14, 2009 5:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

... right up there with "I regret that I have but one life to give for my country."

by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 14, 2009 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

she gone!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Apr 14, 2009 5:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

here comes hsa bumbling and tumbling home!!!

oh she’s out

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Apr 14, 2009 5:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Good one, Furby. I can hardly pick up these tree trunks to walk.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 21, 2009 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Am I the only one lost and confused here?

by CWSKeith on Apr 14, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

nope

4.2.09 - anno Cutler

by Illini0509 on Apr 14, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

not by a longshot

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on Apr 14, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Keith, when you finally talk with your first woman

you’ll discover the wonderful confusion that is “female” and dedicate your life to trying to understand what the hell it’s about.

For now, read your Abnormal Psych textbook for a primer.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 14, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i am totally confused

so far from the comments it looks like she chocked on some kittens and died

by LT_sox_fan on Apr 15, 2009 12:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think those feelings are normal for grievers. There, there, Keith.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 21, 2009 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Anal

by 3E8 on Apr 14, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i imagine a lot of people share that memory.

by larry on Apr 14, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The same time, date, and cordinates, too.

And the prescription following the event.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 14, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Looks like she finally flew home...

sniff

"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian

by blackoutsox on Apr 14, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Sadly, still waiting to be picked up....

I wish that they’d swoop down in a country lane
Late at night when I’m driving
Take me on board their beautiful ship
Show me the world as I love to see it……

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 21, 2009 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Take the money and run!!

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 14, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

A nice thought, but I paid off our bill a week before the vag went sandy. Damn hindsight! :)

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 21, 2009 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

so with our only girl dead

does that mean we can post nudey pics again?

Leading off at shortstop...
Luke Aparicio

by e-gus on Apr 14, 2009 11:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

The sarcasm is so thick around here.... that i need to buy a clue...

Is she really dead…?

and more importantly… what’s going on with the company outing that she planned..?

It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

by ElDiablo on Apr 14, 2009 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Im pretty much in the dark too

I assume she cancelled her facebook account or maybe went on vacay and said shed be gone for a while? Who knows, Im definitely not worried enough about it to activate a fb profile, so Ill just hope she mailed me the May 22nd tix before her apparent overdose.

Leading off at shortstop...
Luke Aparicio

by e-gus on Apr 15, 2009 12:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

My understanding is that larry has since seized control of her estate and now has his outsourced interns in India working on those issues

certainly more details to follow.

You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09

by rhythm on Apr 15, 2009 1:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

the last time I memorialized someone

they came back from Charlotte 2 weeks later, so nuh uh.

I'm like a laser, six-string razor. I've got a mouth like an alligator

by Nordhagen on Apr 15, 2009 8:14 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

What, zombies are not your thing?

And you don’t WANT her back? Misogynist.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 15, 2009 8:37 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

of course I do. She funny.

but I really dont consider anyone “here” or “gone.” When they are here, they are here, and when they are gone, they are not here, until they return.

I'm like a laser, six-string razor. I've got a mouth like an alligator

by Nordhagen on Apr 15, 2009 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

And to think, I sat here crying the last time you weren't around.....

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 21, 2009 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

welcome back!

resuming the acting career after the hiatus?

I'm like a laser, six-string razor. I've got a mouth like an alligator

by Nordhagen on Apr 21, 2009 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

No...music only. Don't ever mention the acting stuff again.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 21, 2009 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

So. For you youngsters out there...

This is the downside to having daughters. The fact that they’re female means there will be certain, how shall I say this, “periods” where they feel un(der) appreciated or taken for granted. These “periods” usually last only a few days, but they can leave the males in their lives “bloodied” and with bruised emotions.

At least I ASSUME that is what’s going on. I don’t FB so I have no idea what she said/posted there. If I’m wrong, and this lasts more than a few days, then I’ll be worried.

"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris

by Chiburb on Apr 15, 2009 8:51 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

She is her father's daughter.

Spot on, Dad. I’m glad you helped clear it up.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 15, 2009 9:08 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Spot" on..."

I see what you did there.

"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris

by Chiburb on Apr 15, 2009 9:15 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

shudders

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE

by mjthor on Apr 15, 2009 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

the over/under is set at sunday.

by larry on Apr 15, 2009 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Under.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 15, 2009 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I hope so: she surfs in shark-infested waters.

"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris

by Chiburb on Apr 15, 2009 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ill take the over

and Ill wager a brew at the cell wu

Leading off at shortstop...
Luke Aparicio

by e-gus on Apr 15, 2009 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's a bet.

12:00 noon Sunday?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 15, 2009 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ok

Leading off at shortstop...
Luke Aparicio

by e-gus on Apr 15, 2009 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I've been told I am going to lose.

And so I shall. It’ll be the cheapest divorce I’ve ever had!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 15, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You're the male Elizabeth Taylor...tad younger though.

..or Larry King’s mentor.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 15, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

youve got insider information?

i guess you are on record as being a deigo so I suppose its par for the course.
dont worry wu, im something of a regular at the bullpen bar so maybe I can get us the hook-up by then.

here comes hsa bumbling and tumbling home!!!
oh she’s out
by furby2056

by e-gus on Apr 17, 2009 8:06 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

dago

not your messed up attempt at calling him a whale’s vagina

"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313

by U-God on Apr 17, 2009 8:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

agree to disagree.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Apr 17, 2009 8:16 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

wow

I never knew there was a ‘saint whales vagina’ much less one significant enough to have a pretty sweet town named after them.

here comes hsa bumbling and tumbling home!!!
oh she’s out
by furby2056

by e-gus on Apr 17, 2009 9:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ah, anchorman, got it.

most overrated movie of all time.

here comes hsa bumbling and tumbling home!!!
oh she’s out
by furby2056

by e-gus on Apr 17, 2009 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The English Patient won an Academy Award for Best Picture.

If you mean “most overrated cult classic”, then, yeah. I liked “Kicking and Screaming” better as a Ferrell classic. It has Ditka! (Juice Boy.)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 17, 2009 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

good point

Will Ferrell is like Sandler, a one trick pony. Only Adam Sandler was actually funny on SNL occassionally.
Ok so the fight scene in anchorman was so ridiculous it was kind of funny, but overall that movie was a stinker.
‘the landlord’ is funny, but more because of his daughter.
So does that mean Will Ferrell = Billy Ray Cyrus?
I dont know.

anyway, regarding dago, I cant recall ever being corrected on the spelling of a racial slur before. The Mrs. didnt know what a ‘dago-t’ was when we got together, it blew her pc mind. She actually didnt know any derogatory nick-names for any nationalities, the poor thing being from Seattle and all.

here comes hsa bumbling and tumbling home!!!
oh she’s out
by furby2056

by e-gus on Apr 17, 2009 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

the first sentence of that second paragraph

priceless

and the only other thing i’ve ever heard a dago-t called is a wifebeater, which really isn’t much better

"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313

by U-God on Apr 17, 2009 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

tank top?

never heard that one?

here comes hsa bumbling and tumbling home!!!
oh she’s out
by furby2056

by e-gus on Apr 17, 2009 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i mean it as an undershirt

"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313

by U-God on Apr 17, 2009 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you're thinking "A-Shirt"

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 17, 2009 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Like UGod, I've only heard it called by its two racially-motivated names -- dago-t and wifebeater

by CWSKeith on Apr 17, 2009 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Keith, I know you are Anglo,

but Italian is not a “race”. Fer Chrissakes.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 17, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

but if it was, we'd win!

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Apr 17, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

neither is white trash

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Apr 18, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, I battled myself using "racially" there. Looks as if it ended in fail.

by CWSKeith on Apr 18, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Regardless how bad his movies are, you have to like " Bat Fight "

by Grinder in Training on Apr 17, 2009 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Actually not Ferrel's daughter

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Landlord_(2007_film)

Alexander Hamilton shot Alexander Hamilton...

by Hazymania on Apr 18, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You missed the most important bit of that first sentence: It won over Fargo.

Fucking rubbish.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 21, 2009 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sorry, WU, but like I've told you before - there is a hotline for that.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 21, 2009 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I feel like Stevie Wonder in...

I guess pretty much anywhere

by onthemark12 on Apr 15, 2009 11:14 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

not at the ivories

no sir, not there.

Leading off at shortstop...
Luke Aparicio

by e-gus on Apr 15, 2009 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

dude can play some mean drums too!

You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09

by rhythm on Apr 15, 2009 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

So...she was eaten by a giant mouse shaped tampon?

or….pulled a Bernie Madoff and stole everyone’s ticket money?
or….is with Lindsay Lohan in rehab?
or…fell into an abandon well?
or…was deported back to Fargo, ND.? (shudder)
or…was taken out by the Gambino crime family?
or…OD’d on bacon grease? (not a bad way to go, by the way)
or…has been indicted for not paying her “nanny tax”.
or…was probed and hijacked by alien predators?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 15, 2009 2:55 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs

Wouldn't hijacking come before probing?

Kind of difficult to probe a moving target.

by Sox-35th on Apr 16, 2009 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I usually prefer it...

When my probing target moves a little. Maybe it’s just me.

by BridgeportJoe on Apr 16, 2009 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Its not just you.

Also, I usually probe first and then hijack…why hijack if their not worth the time. Aliens figured this out in the 1940’s. Ask WU, he’ll confirm it.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 16, 2009 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Moo. Moo moo moo moo.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 21, 2009 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The bacon grease overdose was the most probable consideration....nice hypothesizing overall. =)

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 21, 2009 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

larry takes too much pleasure in these "In Memoriam" fanposts

i’m starting to think that it’s his way of gloating over our mortality, while he survives as long as networking exists and baseball blogs need a parasite leeching off of them.

"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian

by blackoutsox on Apr 15, 2009 6:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

snap.

(i think)

by Trooper on Apr 15, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

speak like this when you're an established part of the site

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 15, 2009 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

BOS, that means know your audience.

You have no idea what motivated larry to post this. (And even though I have an idea, I don’t know, either.) As U-God says, get to know folks first before calling them out – you might have more of a leg to stand on.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 16, 2009 8:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

thanks OPOS

"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313

by U-God on Apr 16, 2009 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

So what you're saying is that Larry doesn't actually exist at all but is instead a computer program conceived of by the Cheat to keep the posters here in line...

I always thought there was SOMETHING about the accuracy of his posts that was a little TOO perfect!

How about a nice game of chess Larry???

Alexander Hamilton shot Alexander Hamilton...

by Hazymania on Apr 16, 2009 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

bingo

"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian

by blackoutsox on Apr 17, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I agree to an extent

it seems like this site is controlled by the same 20 posters who all have inside jokes and a penchant for hating on newbies.

Not sure why someone can bitch about music and OT threads and then make a post like this and its ok. Probably another inside joke we don’t get.

"Oh, that's easy. White Sox. I'm not one of these fair-weather fans. You go to Wrigley Field, you have a beer; beautiful people up there. People aren't watching the game. It's not serious. White Sox, that's baseball. South Side." -O'Bama

by Hawk is God on Apr 17, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

probably

"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313

by U-God on Apr 17, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hawkster, you've been around awhile.

As one who posts damned frequently I remember a lot about the folks who post – frequently and infrequently. But that’s something I’m good at – remembering people and their stories. And if you return to a site it’s usually because you’re getting something out of it.

What has brought you back 350 times it you feel it’s all “inside” and inconstent? You’ve been on SSS for at least a year, right? You must enjoy something about it.

And it you want to know about the people on the site – and there are more than 20 regulars – stick around more. I don’t get the gripe, to be candid.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

THERE ARE A LOT OF INSIDE JOKES YOU NEED TO BE A MEMBER OF FACE BOOK TO GET.

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 17, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i don't think we have any inside jokes on facebook about SSS

"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313

by U-God on Apr 18, 2009 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs

Wrong.

Per usual.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 21, 2009 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

If you were going off of u-gods response he was wrong. His response had nothing to do with what I was talking about.

There are inside jokes on SSS about facebook…

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/21/848092/time-to-show-we-have-a-better#14535617

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't really have an issue with this post

I come back to this site because the statistical analysis done here is worth reading every time without exception. Also, I find myself laughing at a lot of posts on the site.

Before I become a poster on any site I like to get a feel for how the community is. I like SSS and will continue to post here. All sites have people who dominate the conversation and this site is no different. It’s just that if a persons viewpoint is different than the dominant posters here it leads to mocking. It makes me want to post less.

"Oh, that's easy. White Sox. I'm not one of these fair-weather fans. You go to Wrigley Field, you have a beer; beautiful people up there. People aren't watching the game. It's not serious. White Sox, that's baseball. South Side." -O'Bama

by Hawk is God on Apr 17, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i've never bitched about music or OT threads.

by larry on Apr 17, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I believe he did it to try and make me feel better.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 21, 2009 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

has she been knocked up by any chance?

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on Apr 16, 2009 9:16 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

No. She's been trained to hold an aspirin tightly between her knees at all times.

"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris

by Chiburb on Apr 16, 2009 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

which is a miraculous achievement while surfing

or so I’ve heard

Alexander Hamilton shot Alexander Hamilton...

by Hazymania on Apr 16, 2009 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

easy while lying on the board. otherwise, yeah.

"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris

by Chiburb on Apr 16, 2009 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Man... with this type of reaction, you would have thought 2Pac died.

I take full responsibility for her leaving. I would continually mock her for living on this site. I told her she needed to spread her wings and experience something other than random emails from different email accounts of chi-burb’s genitalia and WU constantly trying to wuuuuu her. She is a blogger elitist, she’ll be back. I just feel bad for you suckers who gave her your hard earned $.

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 17, 2009 9:57 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs