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Hold Steady Ybor City: A Tampa Bay Rays Preview

A brief look at an out-of-division opponent we're playing, and with my bad fortune yet another team extensively covered on SBN (with an assist from Colin).

Dates we play them: 4/16-4/19 @ TB, 7/20-7/23 at home

Offense: A potential line-up: B.J. Upton-CF, Carl Crawford-LF, Evan Longoria-3B, Carlos Pena-1B, Pat Burrell-DH, Dioner Navarro-C, Gabe Gross-RF, Akinori Iwamura-2B, Jason Bartlett-SS   Bench Players: Matt Joyce-OF, Gabe Kapler-OF, Willy Aybar-IF

Tampa fields a pretty young lineup (28.1) and only have three regulars age 30 and up.  Carlos Pena is essentially Jim Thome, but can actually play first base.  His average is ugly and his K total will always be in triple figures, but he has Herculean power and walks enough to post an above league-average OBP.  B.J. Upton is a phenomenal young talent who seems like he's been around forever.  The 24-year old can do it all and should put up better power number now that he isn't playing with a torn left labrum.  He could be the next Carlos Beltran.  It doesn't seem like Carl Crawford is ever going to develop that power people always envisioned him coming into and he doesn't walk as much as you'd like to see, but he steals a lot of bases at a damn good rate (82.6%) and plays outstanding defense out in left. 

Pat Burrell is a streaky masher who finally moved to the AL after years of being a butcher in left.  Becoming a DH makes him more valuable, and Tampa got him fairly cheap thanks to the recession.  Iwamura and Bartlett are average-ish legit starters.  The former's contract is up after this season and may well be replaced in-house by Reid Brignac.  Bartlett has 3 years of major league service and will be around as long as he can d up.  Dioner Navarro is a fairly overlooked catcher, and unfairly so.  He's young, plays decent defense, seems to call a good game, and is starting to hit for a good average.  Evan Longoria is quickly becoming the media's new favorite player (especially after the former golden boy turned out to be kind of a douche).  He hits the ball very hard, will hit around .280ish, and plays stellar defense at third.  Right field will be a platoon of Gabes and a young guy who should probably just be the starter (who for some reason doesn't have a profile).

Star-divide

Pitching: The current rotation and closer- James Shields-RHP, Scott Kazmir-LHP, Matt Garza-RHP, Andy Sonnanstine-RHP, Jeff Niemann-RHP, Troy Percival-RHP

Tampa's pitching benefits greatly from their solid team defense.  James Shields tends to be overlooked by most in favor of other members of the rotation.  This isn't very fair, as the 27 year old is pretty beastly.  He has posted two consecutive 200+ inning seasons now and had a K:BB ratio of 4:1 last season.  The only concern is a slight downward trend in strikeouts, which might be something to keep an eye on this year.  Scott Kazmir seems to be heading in the wrong direction, as last season he posted his highest career FIP while posting his lowest career BABIP against.  If his K:BB ratio continues to drop, don't be shocked to Tampa try trading him to save money and make room for one of their promising young gunslingers in Durham and Montgomery. 

Obtained from the Twins with Bartlett for Delmon Young and Brendan Harris, Matt Garza started to put it together In his first season out of Minnesota.  Don't be shocked if Garza regresses slightly, as the AL East will have had a year to get to know him.  Sonnanstine is one of those soft-tossing righties that dominate the Sox and have no right to do so.  Niemann is entering his first full major league season as a starting pitcher and might not be long for that role.  Tampa has significant depth past their 5th starter, including all everything future star/savior David Price.

Percival is the remarkably not the oldest player on the Rays, as Brian Shouse is a few months older.  Troy shouldn't actually be the closer, but because he has 353 saves he will get the call until he injures himself again.  Retirement looms.  Grant Balfour and Dan Wheeler will take turns spelling him and one of the two will most likely be named closer when Percival falls apart.

Outlook:  The future looks bright for Tampa, as all of their smart drafting and trades have paid off in a wealth of young talent.  They should have no problem contending in a fierce AL East for the next few years, potentially rising to the head of the class.  As for our record against them this season?  We all know how poorly the Sox tend to play in domes and our first series against Tampa is a four game set in the cave known as the Trop.  We could win the series at USCF later on, but I'm predicting a 3-5 record against Tampa this year.  I hope I'm wrong.

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I didn't think they were that bad down there last season

got plenty of men on base, just didn’t get the hits to drive them home. I’m predicting a split.

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on Apr 16, 2009 7:19 AM CDT reply actions  

Nady out for season btw

So Swisher will get a full season reminding us what we are missing.

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on Apr 16, 2009 7:52 AM CDT reply actions  

Remember last year's "hitting in bad luck" by Swisher?

Through Wed. he had a .438 BABIP.
So who knows which Swish is real, or what he’ll eventually produce.

"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris

by Chiburb on Apr 16, 2009 8:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well,

his career numbers would indicate that Swisher is actually half of the player we saw last year. His power numbers were in line (as were his walks and OBP) but his average was terrible. He’ll hit about 25 homeruns, have way more RBIs, given that he’s batting behind Tiexiera & Arod (or soon will be anyway), but he pissed off Q and Dye last year with his pie-in-the-face crap, which is part of the reason he was benched.

by Obama4cntrfld on Apr 16, 2009 8:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

I thought Toby did the pies?

"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris

by Chiburb on Apr 16, 2009 8:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

It was a tag team

Though Swisher took over after Toby re-injured his shoulder trying to get Dye

Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"

by Brush Back on Apr 16, 2009 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mark Buehrle started that by nailing tim raines in 05' and probably before that...

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 16, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

never saw anything to suggest

that he was unpopular with his teammates

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on Apr 16, 2009 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well,

I believe that he wore out his welcome because despite being signed to a very reasonable contract and obviously having a career worst offensive year, he was the first (1st! FIRST) guy traded in the offseason. For nothing. And you could tell that Quentin wasn’t a big fan of his act. Yes, both Toby and Swisher did the pie thing. Oh, and look, they’re both gone.

I’m not saying Swisher’s career OPS is anything like it is now, I was talking about some of his other numbers.

by Obama4cntrfld on Apr 16, 2009 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

That article about The Trop puts me in my place.

What detail. And pictures, too. I’m going to recap my impressions (again) after my trip there Sunday. And if my Dad loudly calls another TB fan an “a$$hole” for standing up 4 rows in front of him, with an 8 year-old girl sitting right next to me (her parents on the other side), as he did last year, I might leave the old prick there.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 16, 2009 8:17 AM CDT reply actions  

i almost linked yours

but that one is so in depth

"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313

by U-God on Apr 16, 2009 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

His is better. Good call.

PF.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 16, 2009 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Great link...

to the Pedroia story. I love his Christmas parade explanation given what he said earlier in the article about the local hometown paper not embracing him. A real charmer.

by palehose67 on Apr 16, 2009 8:31 AM CDT reply actions  

I don't know

how anyone else here feels, but I also feel nervous/sick when the Sox go to places to play indoors. I say we win 1 of 3, with Danks being Danks, Fatty getting lit up and Buer loosing a close one. We going up against Kazmir, Shields and who else?

by Obama4cntrfld on Apr 16, 2009 8:36 AM CDT reply actions  

Are they off on Sunday? Why?

"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris

by Chiburb on Apr 16, 2009 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

No - 4 game series.

Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"

by Brush Back on Apr 16, 2009 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

ah. I wondered if O4CF was a meteorologist.

"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris

by Chiburb on Apr 16, 2009 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hey,

I just didn’t know it was a four game series. I thought the one in Baltimore was. Oops. Sorry.

by Obama4cntrfld on Apr 16, 2009 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, i mean

its not like it was listed in the story

"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313

by U-God on Apr 16, 2009 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I’m a busy man, I got things to do, drugs to sell. Anything goes when it comes to hoes, bro.

by Obama4cntrfld on Apr 16, 2009 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I will be urinating on the field, if that helps.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 16, 2009 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

good man

you will be doing us proud!

You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09

by rhythm on Apr 16, 2009 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm thinkg 1 of 4

We may get lucky and split.

Remember how ugly it was last year.

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 16, 2009 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rec'd.

LOL. That is about my favorite movie scene ever.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 16, 2009 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

what film is that from?

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on Apr 16, 2009 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Glengarry Glen Ross.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 16, 2009 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'll have you know that I checked that movie out of the library not long ago...

because you and MM were gizzing all over yourselves about it (ie quoting it constantly). I was thoroughly disappointed. Different strokes, I suppose, but that film was a real piece of shit.

Animal house still rules.

You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09

by rhythm on Apr 16, 2009 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's the Scarface for white-collar employees

MM probably has a poster of Alec Baldwin and a tattoo saying “coffee is for closers” on his ass.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 16, 2009 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wow.

I am totally un-friending you. A guy who doesn’t like that movie isn’t a guy.

Wait, you’ve never been in sales, right? Now I understand. Carry on.

;)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 16, 2009 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's boring - a ham fisted attempt at a biting social and political satire

and no one gets shot in it

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on Apr 16, 2009 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

You've never been in sales, either.

And it’s not satire.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 16, 2009 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes it is

it’s a satirical metaphor for how Human beings, despite having the ability to change things, still in many situations behave like animals, survival of the fittest and all that.

I’ve studied the play.

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on Apr 16, 2009 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, it isn't satire.

Have you ever been in a boiler room operation? I have. It is a fairly accurate portrayal of sales offices in the ’80’s. Really. I’ve lived the play. We had it as a training video in the mid-’90’s. (THAT was satire with an edge to it.)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 16, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

So you really think Mamet

is in the business of writing a play just about an 80s sales operation as is without trying to make any deeper point or meaning to the work, I didn’t know he wrote documentaries

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on Apr 16, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Come on, hoodster.

I know what you are saying. I’m saying it may not speak as much to you because it wasn’t personal for you. All I’m saying is that I saw guys like that, and had managers like that.

Theoritize away, sir.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 16, 2009 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

did you ever win the steak knives?

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on Apr 16, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's just say I don't operate well with people screaming

all around me at work. I quit within a year.

AND THEN USED TTHE STEAK KNIVES TO CUT OUT THE MANAGER’S KIDNEYS!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 16, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

BTW, hood ornament,

pay your effin’ bar tab. You and your mates:

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123983548909122725.html

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 16, 2009 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pub round the corner that I go in

is always full of people

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on Apr 16, 2009 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

i want to see redbelt

a martial arts film with no fighting, you know mamet, a harold pinter devotee, would have to direct something like that!

by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 16, 2009 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

You'll see, OSFIwherever you are,

most everyone grows up at some point (Chiburb excepted).

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 16, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

have a nice cup of tea!

"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris

by Chiburb on Apr 16, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have my 3-cornered hat all picked out.

My hat, it has 3 corners,
3 corners has my hat.
And had it not 3 corners,
it would not be my hat.

Written by a Republican – had to be.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 16, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's got Tim Allen in it

That’s the cinematic equivalent of tattooing an elephant on your face.

by Sox-35th on Apr 16, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

glengarry glen ross

not exactly a direct quote

"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313

by U-God on Apr 16, 2009 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Even worse, he bikes to work

WHAT A LOOSER!!!

;)

You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09

by rhythm on Apr 16, 2009 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Chi's eyes are going bad.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 16, 2009 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

a little glimpse of the future for you?

"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313

by U-God on Apr 16, 2009 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

only if he squints.

"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris

by Chiburb on Apr 16, 2009 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Iseewhatyoudidthere.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 16, 2009 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Get new glasses, old man

and now that I’m done pissing all over your lawn, I’ll move along.

You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09

by rhythm on Apr 16, 2009 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Say! Why don't you go key ChicagoPete's Camaro!

I understand he might be deserving of that…

"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris

by Chiburb on Apr 16, 2009 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

camaro?

you mean Fiero*

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 16, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Out of nowhere

My parents just decided to up and fly down there to visit my uncle and his family and go to the games.

Lucky bastards. The flight out of Rockford only cost 26 bucks!

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 16, 2009 9:36 AM CDT reply actions  

and the return flight is $900.

"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris

by Chiburb on Apr 16, 2009 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think it was that bad

the free parking in Rockford helps out alot too

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 16, 2009 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rockford:

We’ll almost pay you to leave!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 16, 2009 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

trust me

With my job and the type of clients I have, I wish that was true sometimes.

When they do run off, they are not supposed to of course

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 16, 2009 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

They aren't paying anyone for much of anything...

http://www.bls.gov/eag/eag.il_rockford_msa.htm#eag_il_rockford_msa.f.1

Check out that unemployment rate in the last 6 months. I grew up there, luckily I am gainfully employed in Chicago now, but I have a lot of friends and family there and it is a real rough place to live right now.

by CatBrains on Apr 16, 2009 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Still not as bad as the early '80's, but getting close.

And I bet people are more heavily armed now. Sheesh. Is your family amenable to getting the hell out?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 16, 2009 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Getting the hell out"

seems to be a popular motto among Rockford-ites.. have a few friends from there and they always mentioned it in some form or another

4.2.09 - anno Cutler

by Illini0509 on Apr 16, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, I can contradict that previous post in one sentence...

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 16, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm only speaking from the handful

of people I know originally from Rockford

4.2.09 - anno Cutler

by Illini0509 on Apr 16, 2009 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rockford is a vortex

I have lived in Indiana, London and Madison. Yet I still keep ending up here. So do alot of my friends.

I do plan on moving to Chicago or somewhere else after a few years. But I am lucky that I have the ability to do so. Lots of people here are literally “stuck”. They cannot afford to leave.

Rockford isn’t as bad as alot make it out to be. Its cheap and during the summer I really like living here.

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 16, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

No one is "stuck". No one.

NO ONE! Dammit, this is America. Cut out the victim $h!t already. Don’t you tell that to your clients?

;)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 16, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unemployment rate is terrible here

Keep in mind its only counting people looking for jobs.

Anyways, I am a Social Worker, you would not believe some of the shit I have seen in this city. It surprises me all the time and I grew up here.

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 16, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

i could think of no other songs that had to do with tampa

and picked between three hold steady lines

"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313

by U-God on Apr 16, 2009 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

I am in the same

no tampa songs boat. Why don’t any bands write about tampa?

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Apr 16, 2009 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking of google (larry below):

Way down where the sweet Magnolias grow,
Big moon is shining bright tonight.
Banjos are playing sweet and low
Where my honey waits for me,
When the breeze, thro’ the trees,
Softly sighs,
I’ll whisper tales of love,
While the stars shine from above.
We will live in dreamland ev’ry day,
Just you and I, forever dear,
Way down on Tampa Bay.

Dreaming on Tampa Bay
When the moonbeams softly play,
Where southern breezes blow,
That’s where I’m longing to go,
Where sweet Magnolias bloom,
Beneath the southern moon,
Oh take me far away,
On Tampa Bay.

http://fcit.usf.edu/florida/music/tampabay/tampabay.htm

"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris

by Chiburb on Apr 16, 2009 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

(larry above)

"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris

by Chiburb on Apr 16, 2009 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

73 years old?

Pat Summerall scoffs.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 16, 2009 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

turducken!

thecip is now dead inside.

by thecip on Apr 16, 2009 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

hellloooooo chris collinsworth

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 16, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Tampa Bay

I want to go to Stenson law so bad

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 16, 2009 11:00 AM CDT reply actions  

doh

I swear I thought to myself as I posted this “If I spell this wrong Larry will correct it”

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 16, 2009 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Same Stetson

The sports teams are the Hatters.

by Sox-35th on Apr 16, 2009 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Coolie Law???

(I know it makes no sense – I just wanted to use the word Coolie just to not be politically correct – such a renegade)

Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"

by Brush Back on Apr 16, 2009 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

my president wears a coolie

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 16, 2009 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL.

(Stamps “reject” on the app before he gets to 815’s name.)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 16, 2009 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

But we coulda hung out WU!!

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 16, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I stay very far away from law schools.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 16, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Top 5 Songs Played At Brit Funerals:

- Top 5 popular songs:

1. “My Way” – Frank Sinatra/Shirley Bassey.

2. “Wind Beneath My Wings” – Bette Midler/Celine Dion.

3. “Time To Say Goodbye” – Sarah Brightman/Andrea Bocelli.

4. “Angels” – Robbie Williams.

5. “Over The Rainbow” – Eva Cassidy.

Wonder what they are in Peoria?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090416/ennew_afp/entertainmentbritainfuneralsmusicoffbeat

"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris

by Chiburb on Apr 16, 2009 12:04 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

U-God, if you meant Joyce in RF not having a profile,

he was sent to AAA this week, I believe. And Isringhausen might someday close for them (once his elbow heals).

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 16, 2009 12:34 PM CDT reply actions  

i did mean joyce

and thank you for that heads up. my next one of these should be the smoothest one yet

"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313

by U-God on Apr 16, 2009 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

im a little late, but great thread me-god

i particularly enjoyed the pedroia link… hed be a great fit for that one site (hot chicks with douchebags)…

Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"

"id hit him" ;Stone

by Grinder Rule #42 on Apr 16, 2009 12:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Haha Aaron Poreda just talked to me on facebook chat

joey basic 1:09 PM
you ready to get called up?
aaron poreda 1:10 PM
hell yea but it’s not up to me

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on Apr 16, 2009 1:13 PM CDT reply actions  

he's gay?

not that there’s anything wrong with that.

"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris

by Chiburb on Apr 16, 2009 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

eachother...

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 16, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

And he's a Yid.

So he’s not getting NEAR a mound at the Cell until he’s really ready. Reinsdorf wants no poor reflecting on the Tribe. Tough enough for them without calling attention to the Sports Gene deficit.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 16, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Flagged!

For the nazi comment with a little “Jimmy the Greek” seasoning on top.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 16, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seeing as the League is wholly O&O by the Tribe (and I don't mean Cleveland - more like Shaker Heights)

we’ll bring along Brother Poreda when he’s good and ready. Just like Brother Braun, Brother Youkilis, Brother, um, Mackowiak…

by Sox-35th on Apr 16, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't forget Manny Ramirez

(on his mom’s side).

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 16, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shawn Green

first Jew to go 30-30

4.2.09 - anno Cutler

by Illini0509 on Apr 16, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh shit

I forgot that the MLB is in an active conspiracy to prevent the Rays from winning. The AJ incident brought it too the forfront last year.

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 16, 2009 1:53 PM CDT reply actions  

So put all your money on the Sox

Its a sure thing!

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 16, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was bs, you're telling me that longoria is that popular out side of that tiny market he plays in?

Please, JD got screwed.

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 16, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, he didn't.

New flava, SoB. Did you see the ROY voting? They love Evan everywhere.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 16, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

people must think his sister is Eva.

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 16, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

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