Time to Show We Have a Better Offense Than The Knights
by The Cheat on Apr 21, 2009 8:50 PM CDT
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is he related to Craig Ferguson?
because that guy had a hell of an intro to his show last night.
link
they don’t use all caps for ZAUN, but the rest is spookily on the mark and fun reading.
by typozzz on Camden Chat, Apr 21, 2009 4:34 PM CDT
seriously watch this link
Johnny Carson is either turning over in his grave or cracking up(also in his grave).
they don’t use all caps for ZAUN, but the rest is spookily on the mark and fun reading.
by typozzz on Camden Chat, Apr 21, 2009 4:34 PM CDT
not sure if i liked that or not.
did not, however, care for the leadoff walk.
Cashing checks and having sex.
I assume it was created with the 420 crowd in mind.
they don’t use all caps for ZAUN, but the rest is spookily on the mark and fun reading.
by typozzz on Camden Chat, Apr 21, 2009 4:34 PM CDT
AJ hit it
am i in the wrong place?
they don’t use all caps for ZAUN, but the rest is spookily on the mark and fun reading.
by typozzz on Camden Chat, Apr 21, 2009 4:34 PM CDT
(he was supposed to walk)
they don’t use all caps for ZAUN, but the rest is spookily on the mark and fun reading.
by typozzz on Camden Chat, Apr 21, 2009 4:34 PM CDT
My SS is white
My Nissan Quest blue.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
My president is a minority of some sort
And so are you.
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Dude
Would you care if I remind you that his mother is a Caucasian? Would that be okay? If you call him a minority you are actually a racist, because his mother was white.
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
You're racist. Bitch, bitch, bitch.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 21, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
But, I like Cuban sandwiches
And thought Elian Gonzales was cute.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 21, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313
by U-God on Apr 21, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 21, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
as much as i dislike u-god,
i still hate you just as much if not more, so I cannot rec this.
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 21, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Am I supposed to care?
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 21, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
no, you are not supposed to care.
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 21, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Then why post it.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 21, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
why respond?
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 21, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
You replied the first place, douchenozzle.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 21, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm almost touched old friend
"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313
let's go 'lexi
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Nice
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
well done alexei
A co-worker asked me what was wrong with Alexei, and said he dropped him in his fantasy team.
Patience.
Ramirez did a nice job of screening there
If that was intentional.
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And AJ is the best baserunner.
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I first thought that was Stevie Wonder.
The man has let himself go. And when did he lose his eyesight?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 21, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
end the embargo
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Great, setting up the inning-ending double play.
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Decent AB for Fields there
Productive out after going 0-2!
I have a good feeling about this for whatever reason. Must be the beer.
Quentin sucks
He can’t literally carry a team on his shoulders.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
nick swisher has a higher vorp than him
wish we had that swagger
by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 21, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
And that pitching arm.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 21, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
There was music in the clubhouse
MUSICCCCCC!!!!!
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 21, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
This leadoff walk can steal second, Jose.
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Ruh Rooh
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Will Roberts pull off the rare two base steal in one pitch off Contreras?
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
Was Count trying to hit the imaginary wickets?
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
to the leadoff man too
terrible
they don’t use all caps for ZAUN, but the rest is spookily on the mark and fun reading.
by typozzz on Camden Chat, Apr 21, 2009 4:34 PM CDT
On its deathbed
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 21, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
aww crap
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
is Egbert here yet?
Maybe we can have our Egbert v O’s Egbert
they don’t use all caps for ZAUN, but the rest is spookily on the mark and fun reading.
by typozzz on Camden Chat, Apr 21, 2009 4:34 PM CDT
interesting...
Carlos Quentin last year.
first pitch: 1.253 OPS
after a 1-0 count: 1.193 OPS
after a 0-1 count: .643 OPS
Not really
AL Average, respectively
.886
.845
.647
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i'm pretty sure Coop told Jose that he had to throw the fork to lefties
and it’s exactly right. he needs to lob them in until he’s throwing them for a strike. otherwise he won’t get outs anyway. he hung one to Scott, c’est la vie. he needs that pitch to be successful and he needs to throw it regardless of his confidence in it.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
this is also the reason why Clayton Richard should piggyback Jose's starts
lefty heavy lineups are going to be the most trouble for Jose.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
Can Buehrle pitch 500 innings?
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 21, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
god damn
that was close
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
so do Cub fans
fag.
they don’t use all caps for ZAUN, but the rest is spookily on the mark and fun reading.
by typozzz on Camden Chat, Apr 21, 2009 4:34 PM CDT
So you and Miss California
Could come together in unity in the tradition of “opposite marriage”?
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Farnsworth-style!
they don’t use all caps for ZAUN, but the rest is spookily on the mark and fun reading.
by typozzz on Camden Chat, Apr 21, 2009 4:34 PM CDT
Sweet... country music at Wrigley
That crowd will be sweet
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
thin line between heaven and here
"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313
as long as you don't show us prettyboy
"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313
are you talking to sti3?
they don’t use all caps for ZAUN, but the rest is spookily on the mark and fun reading.
by typozzz on Camden Chat, Apr 21, 2009 4:34 PM CDT
beat me too it
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
50'
they don’t use all caps for ZAUN, but the rest is spookily on the mark and fun reading.
by typozzz on Camden Chat, Apr 21, 2009 4:34 PM CDT
Thanks Cleveland
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
I'm really surprised they don't run more on Contreras.
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so is Jose
they don’t use all caps for ZAUN, but the rest is spookily on the mark and fun reading.
by typozzz on Camden Chat, Apr 21, 2009 4:34 PM CDT
theres that steal 2 bases one one pitch someone mentioned
they don’t use all caps for ZAUN, but the rest is spookily on the mark and fun reading.
by typozzz on Camden Chat, Apr 21, 2009 4:34 PM CDT
sure he could
Thome, Konerko, Dye, AJ…
they don’t use all caps for ZAUN, but the rest is spookily on the mark and fun reading.
by typozzz on Camden Chat, Apr 21, 2009 4:34 PM CDT
Somebody's got to get to that ball
when’s the last time the infield in thing actually worked for the Sox
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Yep, my idea for velcro wall as catcher stands
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
Now what's keeping Roberts from stealing second
And forcing Ozzie to decide against intentionally walking Montanez.
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the un-intentional walk
Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"
end of the rally
cmon
they don’t use all caps for ZAUN, but the rest is spookily on the mark and fun reading.
by typozzz on Camden Chat, Apr 21, 2009 4:34 PM CDT
yup
they don’t use all caps for ZAUN, but the rest is spookily on the mark and fun reading.
by typozzz on Camden Chat, Apr 21, 2009 4:34 PM CDT
fast forward to 2min mark
they don’t use all caps for ZAUN, but the rest is spookily on the mark and fun reading.
by typozzz on Camden Chat, Apr 21, 2009 4:34 PM CDT
you had to have known that was coming
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
It's awful, but you can't look away
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 21, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Baltimore's feed showed a great angle on that one.
Fields, for some reason, took a half step and a lean toward second as Contreras was throwing.
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cause he felt like it
duh
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
2-6 against pitchers making their major league debut
w/ Guillen as manager
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They like giving the first hat-tip.
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2 Ks, 6 BB 5 1/3 - quite impressive
Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"
7+ after today
hope not though
they don’t use all caps for ZAUN, but the rest is spookily on the mark and fun reading.
by typozzz on Camden Chat, Apr 21, 2009 4:34 PM CDT
Orioles crowd chanting
“HEY!!! YOU SUCK”
O.k.
my president is white.
no
"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313
<img src="http://static.guim.co.uk/Guardian/sport/gallery/2007/dec/03/motorracing.motoring/GD5495291@Rallying—-Rally-of-G-608.jpg"/>
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 21, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
rofl
you fucking moron!
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 21, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Civil rally!
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
you clearly don't know OM
"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313
As in clearly
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 21, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
true story
i was looking at pics on FB today, and it had your name and i was like who the fuck is that
"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 21, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
The same thing happened when I read a status that was talking about softball
And horses or some other sort of equestrian.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 21, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
well-played
"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313
I like curry and allopathic medicine
So, it’s alright.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 21, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
you sure do bitch a lot.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 21, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
what kind of math did you learn?
"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313
A performance reminiscent of Two-Hit Toby.
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There's the 1st pitch hacking we all know and love
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
So what kind of fastball *can* BA hit?
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Beautiful!
BA is doing it for the ladies
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Fuck. We needed at least 1 there.
Is Chris Ray still the closer? I think we have a shot.
my president is white.
george sherrill is their closer
"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313
Was not really watching
Just looked up to see the inning over.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 21, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
do not spray them with a hose
it will only make things worse
"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313
let me help you with that
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 21, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm going to say, yes.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 21, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
something tells me he hasn't made it in from Charlotte yet
and if he has, he won’t pitch tonight
"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313
Something tells me he's warming up.
The TV, namely.
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by Sox Machine on Apr 21, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
and i would be wrong
"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313
see
that’s a fail.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 21, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
and egbert just sat down
so i’m right back to being ok
"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313
Fail so nice, you did it twice.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 21, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
as opposed to you
who fails every time he types
"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313
What the hell was that?
Farmer joe is at the game
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
I'm straight
but that was a nice play by Konerko.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 21, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions
Yech - don't want to hear about it
Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"
we dont have to ask
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 21, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Way to not answer the question, Buck.
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"Why are major league baseballs and minor league baseballs different?"
“Well, Timmy, they have a different feel, and when you’re in the majors, you get a nice consistent feel, except they’re sometimes different, and pitchers seek out the different ones. In the minors, they’re different.”
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Stop it now!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Apr 21, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions
Piewalk
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
Is that like a cakewalk?
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Apr 21, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Kinda
But messier.
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by Sox Machine on Apr 21, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
i'd give this one to u-god
lol
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 21, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
PUTO!
Not Punto.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Apr 21, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions
Richard hit the wrong corner.
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Your mom hit the wrong corner.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Apr 21, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Your dad hit all the corners
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 21, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Boy howdy!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Apr 21, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Because Egbert's warming!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
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He can has groundballs?
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Apr 21, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm expecting ground-ball version of Steve Nebraska
by hitlesswonder on Apr 21, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
They stick in front of home plate like a jart
And A.J. leads the league in assists for the only time in his career.
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by Sox Machine on Apr 21, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
HE MADE THE THROW ON THE FLY!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
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One positive - Clayton can make the throw to first finally
Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"
what's the verdict on the count?
will become better with time OR he’s hit his ceiling
by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 21, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions
long past ceiling
Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"
Please.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Apr 21, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions
Only 1 grand slam and solo shot away from tying this game
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
Farmer is full of fail.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Apr 21, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
And a moon over my hammy
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
by vince_ on Apr 21, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Walk.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Apr 21, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Walk being Walk even.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Apr 21, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
do you think Bobby would give him #45?
because they should sign Pedro.
they don’t use all caps for ZAUN, but the rest is spookily on the mark and fun reading.
by typozzz on Camden Chat, Apr 21, 2009 4:34 PM CDT
He's really let himself go.
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by Sox Machine on Apr 21, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
i thought about slimming him down and making his hand brown
but if the sox arent trying then neither shall i.
plus the game wouldve been over(for realsies) by the time I finished it.
Photoshop rust is severe.
they don’t use all caps for ZAUN, but the rest is spookily on the mark and fun reading.
by typozzz on Camden Chat, Apr 21, 2009 4:34 PM CDT
is it normal for black guys to have white hands?
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 21, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
not black
hispanic
"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313
i said brown
for the win
they don’t use all caps for ZAUN, but the rest is spookily on the mark and fun reading.
by typozzz on Camden Chat, Apr 21, 2009 4:34 PM CDT
the guy i replied to did not
"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313
because the african slaves were only brought to north america?
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 21, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
how many dominicans do you know that actually refer to themselves as black
"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313
they should
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 21, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 21, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, this portion of the thread has good things written all over it.
Attention cloakers.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 21, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
dont make me bust out the "mod to the rescue" picture again
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 21, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
My president is a venti mocha frappucino
With skim milk.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 21, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
7 more and we're tied
Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"
nice math.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Apr 21, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Johnson vs. Johnson.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Apr 21, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
TAEG loves 90s cinema
they don’t use all caps for ZAUN, but the rest is spookily on the mark and fun reading.
by typozzz on Camden Chat, Apr 21, 2009 4:34 PM CDT
late 80s?
they don’t use all caps for ZAUN, but the rest is spookily on the mark and fun reading.
by typozzz on Camden Chat, Apr 21, 2009 4:34 PM CDT
No appreciation for Fast and Furious?
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 21, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
There are those who believe that all film is either prelude or epilogue to Cannonball Run.
Those people are extremely stupid.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 21, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
all actors have acted with someone who has acted with someone who has acted with someone who has acted with someone who has acted with someone who has acted with someone who has acted with someone who has acted with someone who has acted with someone
who has acted with someone who acted in cannonball run.
and kevin bacon.
It's Enrico Palazzo!
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Apr 21, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
This game just became worth watching.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
big Lou Montanez fan?
they don’t use all caps for ZAUN, but the rest is spookily on the mark and fun reading.
by typozzz on Camden Chat, Apr 21, 2009 4:34 PM CDT
Thats how you prevent him from getting another hit
Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"
The Mike MacDougal Memorial Legacy Bullpen Spot lives on.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
THEY'RE CALLING AGAIN.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Apr 21, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Damn, the originator
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 21, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought all minor league pitchers were supposed to get the tip of the hat?
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
I'm rec'ing left and right here.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Apr 21, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
At least we know he can throw to first
Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"
It starts with Jerry.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Apr 21, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope he sticks with the club because he's a google images gold mine
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
2 would be impressive
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 21, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
hey u-god scroll up
i answered one of your questions
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 21, 2009 10:27 PM CDT reply actions
Probably. But I have a hunch he is looking for pitcher...
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 21, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Jesus, the site mongoloid got it before me. Time for bed.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 21, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol i though i was the mongoloid?
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/21/848092/time-to-show-we-have-a-better#14535617
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 21, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
All right. Time for a nightcap. Thanks for making this shitemare tolerable, gang.
Good night and good luck.
"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313
by U-God on Apr 21, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
i answered your question
refer to sig
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/21/848092/time-to-show-we-have-a-better#14535617
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 21, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
and i tactfully walked away from it
"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313
did you see it?
can you admit your wrong?
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/21/848092/time-to-show-we-have-a-better#14535617
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 21, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
what is distasetful about reciting history?
even if the history itself is distasteful?
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/21/848092/time-to-show-we-have-a-better#14535617
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 21, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
W. T. F. is. that. thing.
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless" - Kenny Powers
by Choke Cubs Choke on Apr 21, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
it is clearly egbert
"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313
Pain = humor.
This thread is highly rec’d the day after, even. Nice job, men.
You too, TAEG. ;)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
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