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by The Cheat on Apr 22, 2009 5:30 PM CDT
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I am going to go out on a limb and just say it
I hope tonight’s game goes better than last night’s game
That limb is 6 feet around!
I think were in agreement that this series should be won.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
"he's just sleeping, right mommy?"
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
I meant to post this to you earlier...
But I think of it like this:
Your neighbor blasts his stereo till 2AM, despite you asking politely at 10, 11, 12, and 1 for him to turn it down because it is disturbing you. It may be disturbing you because of offensive lyrics, or the bass is thumping, or because you need your sleep. Doesn’t matter, while some neighbors look the other way it bothers many others. Eventually the police are called and the noise abates. Fair? In my book, yes. Though others may decry the lyrics police or OPOS’s.
To each his own, but the apparent disregard for the sensitivities of others justifies the involvement of the authorities.
Now where’s PR so I can be rude to her ?
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
not quite, but let's drop it for the gamethread, eh?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Apr 22, 2009 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok. I only thought you deserved that response.
Wasn’t meant to hijack the GT.
Won’t make that mistake again.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
You're on the short list with WTGTD
;-)
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
Enjoy the company.
Hee.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
Seriously, no.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
Pithy indeed.
I know a specialist who can help with that lisp.
Anything happen around here today? Besides Beckham being injured by being forced to play second during Nix’ rehab?
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
Meaning we should hit him?
That’s the most concise you’ve ever been.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
bummer... no wciu feed in south bend
"I tell you what, that kid has Nintendo power"
by Alexei Can I on Apr 22, 2009 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions
ain't nothing but a g thang
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 22, 2009 6:09 PM CDT reply actions
I'll tell you what, stone pony
my pick to click is always the ole’ cork-a-roo
thecip is now dead inside.
I hope Danks enjoys his run.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 22, 2009 6:11 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Of the glue tortures, anal is among the worst.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 22, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
And I'm sorry - I was drunk,
and I thought it was KY jelly. My bad.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
that is fucked
Maybe they can use Ms California as a spokesperson
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
i'm glad he's gone
was a fucking wanker anyway
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
the ones we released?
Gotta love how Cheney and Co decide to torture people in the hopes of covering there ass after invading Iraq
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
no the scientist who discovered the ' worst thing '
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
Ask anyone what the worst thing in the world is, and they’ll tell you war, disease or famine. But not according to scientists from the University of Budapest. They’ve discovered that the worst thing in the world is actually a paper cut on your bell-end.
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
Every single person reading this just made the exact same face.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 22, 2009 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Apr 22, 2009 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions
That is perhaps the funniest picture in context
I have ever seen. Next to the first time I saw “Che”.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Nothing will ever equal the first appearance of the Che shirt.
Right up there with the invention of the knock-knock joke and the births of Carlin and Pryor in the annals of comedy.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 22, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Apr 22, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Though that one is close.
Well done.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 22, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
cringe.
i would prefer maybe light anal glue torture to that. maybe just glue half my asshole shut.
thecip is now dead inside.
The five man team led by Professor Namoff Reszla researched the problem for over a decade before publishing their conclusions in the prestigious ‘Nature’ magazine.
CLIPPERS
“We subjected a succession of volunteer students to a wide range of horrible things, such as snapping their front teeth off with nail clippers and pulling back their big toes and sawing through the tendon bit underneath with a Stanley knife,” said Professor Reszla. “We got laboratory rabbits to watch all the terrible things. Then we gauged how much they winced using a small wince-measuring probe inserted in the back of their necks.”
SCHOONERS
In the experiment that got the most dramatic results, Professor Reszla drew a sheet of A4 typing paper sharply across a student’s glans, leaving a 2cm paper cut.
“The rabbits’ response was fantastic,” he said. “The reading went off the scale. Rabbits which had shown a wince reaction of 30% when we cut someone’s tongue up the middle with tinsnips were suddenly showing 95% or more. One rabbit winced so hard it broke its back. There was no doubt we had discovered the worst thing in the world.”
JUNKS
But the study, which was commissioned by Bird’s Angel Delight, has angered animal rights activists across the world. “We shouild not be exposing rabbits to this sort of barbarity. It’s barbaric barbarism.” fumed Ada Littlejohn of Nottingham.
“Why can’t they get some of these murderers and paedophiles, put them into clamps and force them to watch someone getting a paper cut on his herman gelmet?”
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
ok, i would do the experiments to get extra cash when i was in school
but getting a paper cut on my dick? on purpose? leaving an almost inch-long cut?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Apr 22, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions
kong doesn't deserve a statue
but i would like to see him drive some runs here
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 22, 2009 6:18 PM CDT reply actions
roberts is being a little bitch
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 22, 2009 6:24 PM CDT reply actions
Not a good beginning for Danks.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
"Danks has one of the better pickoff moves in all of baseball," the O's broadcast says.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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(( sniff )) "kids grow up so fast...."
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Apr 22, 2009 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions
where's the goddamn cutter
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 22, 2009 6:26 PM CDT reply actions
Nice pickoff
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
"Their starters do a heck of a job of shutting down the running game."
Said Buck Martinez, before Danks’ pickoff.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
something something xylophone I think.
thecip is now dead inside.
by thecip on Apr 22, 2009 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Markakis will never not reach base.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
It is impossible not to not stop him.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 22, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Pierzynski's "not wrapped up in those numbers"
in reference to his 0-for-13 in throwing out baserunners.
The Baltimore broadcast really thinks the Sox are death to running games.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
the Pope is at it now
A FOUR-LETTER outburst from the Pope stunned 100,000 pilgrims who had packed into St Peter’s Square, Rome on Sunday. Making a rare public appearance, the 85 year-old Pontiff appeared tired and unsteady on his feet as he addressed the crowd from a Vatican balcony.
Slurring his words and holding onto a rail for support, John Paul II amazed onlookers by opening his traditional Summer address with a tirade of abuse directed at the central tenets of the Christian faith. Shocked catholics in the crowd were horrified to hear the holy father:
DISMISS the New Testament as a “parcel of fucking shite”
CONDEMN believers as “a load of cockwits”
and SLAM the resurrection as “a right load of old bollocks”
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
Now? He's been dead for three years.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
yes, and lexi has just walked on my feed
I just can’t keep up
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
The word cockwit has adorned many a papal bull.
Now there’s a collection of words you don’t see every day.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 22, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions
The new one just rants about
other faiths and birth control. He recently stated something like condoms will not help reduce the aids epidemic in Africa. Sorry dude but yes they will.
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
sometimes...
I look up Buehrle’s SB against, PIck offs and CS…and I smile.
then I look up those #s for Contreras.
she's an expert in trim
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Apr 22, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Perhaps a nice Sox logo in her hair down there?
General Soreness mocks Q's highly-specific soreness. -TAEG 8/12/08
by homesickalien on Apr 22, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
odd move for the orioles groundskeeper, but i guess it'd be kinda cool.
Cashing checks and having sex.
Maybe as Boog Powell's likeness, then.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
That would make sense...
…especially with a tattoo quote bubble from the 18-second mark.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl-4FSRYagc
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
hehe...I had not considered the park. doh!
General Soreness mocks Q's highly-specific soreness. -TAEG 8/12/08
by homesickalien on Apr 22, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually, that is exactly how I imagined it. For myself.
General Soreness mocks Q's highly-specific soreness. -TAEG 8/12/08
by homesickalien on Apr 22, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't think your kindergarten teacher was supposed to show you that
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Apr 22, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
BWAHA!
General Soreness mocks Q's highly-specific soreness. -TAEG 8/12/08
by homesickalien on Apr 22, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Apr 22, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm thinking Getz flips a single to left
And Alexei gets thrown out at home.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
so close
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Apr 22, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Is it just me...
These O announcers are great. I’m not used to play by play actually having a fucking clue what they’re talking about.
The key is to put it all in your groin and your back.
Take your legs totally out of the equation. Lift with your lower back in a jerking, twisting motion.
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It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time!
General Soreness mocks Q's highly-specific soreness. -TAEG 8/12/08
by homesickalien on Apr 22, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Say hi to an 0-for-15 slump, Josh.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
my second baseman is white
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 22, 2009 6:43 PM CDT reply actions
MINE TOO!!!!! OMG!
General Soreness mocks Q's highly-specific soreness. -TAEG 8/12/08
by homesickalien on Apr 22, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I'd marry him.
General Soreness mocks Q's highly-specific soreness. -TAEG 8/12/08
by homesickalien on Apr 22, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
BTW, I know that Getz didn't exceed the 130 AB's last year but did he spend 45 days on the active roster?
Just wondering if he still classifies as a rookie for ’09?
There's no way we're going to see three straight hits with RISP.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
walk came up with a gameplan
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 22, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
HAY SOMEONE CLOAKED MY WINCING MONKEY.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 22, 2009 6:51 PM CDT reply actions
NUH UH!
General Soreness mocks Q's highly-specific soreness. -TAEG 8/12/08
by homesickalien on Apr 22, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Apparently, it was posting itself on other sites, which was deemed to reflect poorly upon SSS.
larry will be posting an In Memoriam shortly.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 22, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Good. Because I want to see it again. Soon.
General Soreness mocks Q's highly-specific soreness. -TAEG 8/12/08
by homesickalien on Apr 22, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Blasphemer.
INFIDEL! China will soon speak. And you will be a wisp of memory.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Plus its in the 70s
Thinking about just shooting up to chicago from aurora on friday
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Buck Maritinez's hair creeps me out.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
I didn't mean to reply
But I’m fine with it.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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Seemed to work out just fine. Very natural.
General Soreness mocks Q's highly-specific soreness. -TAEG 8/12/08
by homesickalien on Apr 22, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I, for one, appreciate the increase of gamethread posts
compared to last year, Paulie. Very nice.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
He's cleanshaven, so I no longer look like him.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
almost ended up in a vacant
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
I AM AFRAID THE DAMAGE IS QUITE SEVERE
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
nice!
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Yes!
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
looks like baltimore ran out of ice cream
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
Did you try it with the other hand?
It’s like another person is throwing.
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by Sox Machine on Apr 22, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought colin was a catcher....I've been misled.
General Soreness mocks Q's highly-specific soreness. -TAEG 8/12/08
by homesickalien on Apr 22, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know what everyone's talking about.
I’m just trying to get a serious feel on Colin’s session.
by Daniel Berlyn on Apr 22, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
A friend of mine just tore his elbow pitching
Seems to be because of the splitter. I don’t know what kind of shit coach would let high schoolers throw splitters. One of the best on the team completely blew his arm out because he threw so many.
by Daniel Berlyn on Apr 22, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah there's a reason the pitch has completely vanished
the anecdotal evidence is pretty scary
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
Nice swing on a 1-0 pitch, Anthony.
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NEVAHHHH!
General Soreness mocks Q's highly-specific soreness. -TAEG 8/12/08
by homesickalien on Apr 22, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
ha! You are above and beyond.....above....and beyond.
General Soreness mocks Q's highly-specific soreness. -TAEG 8/12/08
by homesickalien on Apr 22, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
That's the truth, Ruth.
General Soreness mocks Q's highly-specific soreness. -TAEG 8/12/08
by homesickalien on Apr 22, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
danks needs a quick 1-2-3
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 22, 2009 7:02 PM CDT reply actions
WordUpThome: JUST AS JACKIE ROBINSON PAVED THE WAY FOR YOU AND PERHAPS 35% OF DEREK JETER, RAY SHOOK PAVED THE WAY FOR BASEBALL PLAYERS WHO DO NOT ACTUALLY PLAY BASED BALL
Like Carl Pavano?
i just went back to re-read the original "QUITE SEVERE" one. my sides, they are splitting
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Apr 22, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Which one is that? I looked for it but couldn't find it.
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
here you go
[link]
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Apr 22, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
WHAT IF I RODE THE DONKEY TO LAS VEGAS BUT NOT AS TRANSPORTATION, AS FRIENDS
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WHAT DID THAT HORSE JUST CALL ME
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Apr 22, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Old news.
Was funny 3 nights ago. Keep up.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
it's still funny, and topical as WORDUPTHOME just homered
Drink and beer and relax WU, we got a 4 nothing lead and nothing but time :)
another favorite exchange
WordUpThome: IN ADDITION; I WANTED TO STOP BY AND PAY MY RESPECTS TO THE GREAT JACKIE ROBINSON
WordUpThome: IS HE HERE
Elijah_Price: Is Jackie Robinson here? Like, at my house? No, no he isn’t.
WordUpThome: IF YOU SEE HIM COULD YOU GIVE HIM THIS MACARONI SCULPTURE WHAT I HAVE MADE FOR HIM
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 22, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
So yea, the sox are up 4-0
And the principals responsible:
Ramirez: 27
Getz: 25
Fields: 25
Quentin: 26
Danks: 23
Thome; ageless with herm’s help
Cool.
When The Herp replaced The Fonz on Happy Days
That show just took a cliff dive to hell
by billyok on Apr 22, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
piece of piss this game
Danks – he’s very good at this non?
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
alexie taking the first three pitches??
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 22, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions
Alexei is trying to pull a pitch straight back.
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I was OK with that AB
Got deep in the count, fouled off a lot of pitches. Certainly better than where Che was before.
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
BA is getting some tonight that's fo sho
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 22, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions
bring up beckham
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 22, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions
Earl Weaver
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl-4FSRYagc
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Oh yeah
Forgot to mention I ordered your book. I got an email saying you shipped it yesterday (I have a Rockford address of course).
I’m looking forward to it
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Why yes he did!
I can’t wait to make some cookies with my mom
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
I told her that I'm going to have Roy stop at the dispensary first
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
I prefer VJ, though some Sox fans don't approve of the methodology...
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Yeah I didn't even get to celebrate, not that I ever would
its not like I forgot it at home or anything
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
and now that holder stated the DOJ will lay off the raids
i imagine that rate will continue until market saturation
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Apr 22, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Same up here. Mercer Island kids getting away with that shit.
General Soreness mocks Q's highly-specific soreness. -TAEG 8/12/08
by homesickalien on Apr 22, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
What's the deal with Mercer Island?
Mizzou’s old basketball coach was born and raised there, and he ended up being a real scumbag.
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Haven't pinpointed it yet, but there is definitely something in the water in MI. Have one really good friend from there - true blue guy, absolute sweetheart....
but holy shit, spoiled rotten rich kid, never worked a day in his life, driving his new Subaru after he wrecked his BMW taking it surfing at what we call “The Dump,” for literal reasons…..paid for, along with his Masters in electrical engineering (which I had to convince him to NOT drop out of due to sheer laziness), by mom and dad.
No concept of work.
I think he’s a gem, like I said, not a bad bone in his body….but that place is known to produce some arrogant pricks, for sure.
General Soreness mocks Q's highly-specific soreness. -TAEG 8/12/08
by homesickalien on Apr 22, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
"obama specials" in irvine
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Apr 22, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Danks = Elite
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
It certainly appears that way, doesn't it?
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 22, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
yes it does my surreal friend
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
I don't know art,
but I know what I like. And that ain’t it.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
y r u against silver legged ski man red chairs.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 22, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I am intimidated my the power of my own arousal.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
i agree, i think hoodie should stick to posting artful pics of half naked women
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 22, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
like this?
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
I don't know art,
but I know I like that.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Seriously, she sort of looks like your wife, WU....I'm not being an ass, I really think so in the face...
General Soreness mocks Q's highly-specific soreness. -TAEG 8/12/08
by homesickalien on Apr 22, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
she lives!
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
You just ruined my fantasy.
Shit, I may as well go read Financial Times now. Thanks a lot.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Apr 22, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
HA! damn....sorry about that.
General Soreness mocks Q's highly-specific soreness. -TAEG 8/12/08
by homesickalien on Apr 22, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I was going to tell you the same thing.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
I would tell you to shut the fuck up too.
General Soreness mocks Q's highly-specific soreness. -TAEG 8/12/08
by homesickalien on Apr 22, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually, I agree with you entirely.
I’m getting a Hoyt circa ‘83 vibe. Not that they’re similar pitchers (or … in any other way), just that there’s no way in hell they’re giving up more than 1 or 2 runs no matter what.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 22, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope the end of the story is better.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
At least a Paulie grounder will only mean one out.
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seeing the glass half full
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 22, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
unfortunately
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 22, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
No shutout
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
What was that woman's plan out there?
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Woman in the blue pullover
She was standing, yet ducking.
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She's good,
but can she take one to the face?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Anyone know if the Hawks are on CSN tonight?
I would think they are but you never know
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
as it should be
plus my hotel room doesn’t get CSN+
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
definitely on vs.
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Apr 22, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
what is vs.?
is it some station I have never heard of?
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
versus?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Apr 22, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
your website isn't working
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
whoa awesome
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
there's always "palladium"
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Apr 22, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
did you also know that he golfs?
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
you can comment on colin's thread you OPOS
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 22, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
me like these quick first outs
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 22, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions
Third quality start
Nice way to start the season
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 22, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions
NOW you wanna take credit.
Front-running Jew, Roy.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
he does have a high baseball IQ
http://nymag.com/nymetro/news/culture/features/1478/
thecip is now dead inside.
That hit
was Getzy
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
ok, who had fields?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Apr 22, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
nice
too bad I picked Alexi in the poll
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Casilla?
General Soreness mocks Q's highly-specific soreness. -TAEG 8/12/08
by homesickalien on Apr 22, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Ohhhh....you mean Alexei....
yeah I picked that skeleton too.
General Soreness mocks Q's highly-specific soreness. -TAEG 8/12/08
by homesickalien on Apr 22, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Had a girl friend in college - named Amber Fields.
I swear to God.
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by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
That's why we lost in Detroit, too.
Alkies.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
I picked Fields
Roughly seven seconds after he homered.
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by Sox Machine on Apr 22, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose
but you cant pick your friend’s nose.
thecip is now dead inside.
hint
“necklace”
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Minnie Pearl?
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by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Apr 22, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fantasy question - should I pick Fields off waivers?
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 22, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions
why not?
you’re not getting him as a starter and his upside is pretty decent.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
well, my 3Bs as of now are pretty shitty
Atkins (expecting major regression) and Teahen
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 22, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I C WHAT U R DOING
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
You can't spell "Three True Outcomes" without T-H-O-M-E
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TRUE, I COME OUT OF THE DUGOUT THREE TIMES EVRY GAME.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Those 3 guys are taking on Colin and MM later.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 22, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
don't let their looks deceive you. those guys can brawl. especially this last guy.
Cashing checks and having sex.
not to mention that my taxes aren't exactly... i should probably stop now.
Cashing checks and having sex.
sick steal
thief
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Holy crap!
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
my rightfielder is black!!!
thecip is now dead inside.
by thecip on Apr 22, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
you had me going one way, and then you completely switched it up on me.
Cashing checks and having sex.
Danks has thrown changeups to lefties with conviction.
If he gets just a little better feel for it, it’s going make him near-elite.
The seventh inning is trying to kill Danks again
But its aim is off.
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was the third of September.
That day I’ll always remember, yes I will.
‘Cause that was the day that my daddy died.
I never got a chance to see him.
Never heard nothing but bad things about him.
Mama, I’m depending on you, tell me the truth.
And Mama just hung her head and said,
“Son, Papa was a rolling stone.
Wherever he laid his hat was his home.
(And when he died) All he left us was ALONE with an awesome description on JD’s catch…
thecip is now dead inside.
Let's get his brother to start stepping up.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
0.84 WHIP and 0.95 ERA after 3 starts
imagine if he participated in WBC?
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 22, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions
Give Paulie the infield single.
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http://www.pacdudegames.com/fail/
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I'm 110% straight,
but I’m not going down like JoeCoolMan.
And for all you youngsters watching at home, the correct Latin phrase is aquae et ignis interdictio
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
First to third for Paulie!
Wagon wheels!
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I love the Alexei scouting report on Gameday:
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A 3-HR right now would be Che-like
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 22, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions
He did
Paulie’s still working on it.
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BAzzled!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Apr 22, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions
is there any way to search BA's swings?
I think i remember 1 first pitch out, but besides that I don’t know if he’s even swung at many 2-3 pitches.
5-12 RISP tonight
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 22, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions
BA , Getz and Fields have actually been useful so far
If they keep this up who cares who the 5th starter is.
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
I think they should go with a Fifth Starter Hell Reunion Tour
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Getz and Fields making me so happy this year.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Apr 22, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions
Sadly, he's been diagnosed with TB
Two Bellies
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
by ChicagoPete on Apr 22, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
nyuk nyuk nyuk
The candy-colored clown they call the Sandman.
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
Twinks in the process of getting blown out twice today.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Uribe made the roster
not exactly tearing it up for SF though .222/.300/.222 in 10 PAs – but he did coax a walk out of someone, the sly devil!
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
sad. i fear you hate him cause
when you look in the mirror sometimes you see uribe staring back at you.
thecip is now dead inside.
So we get rid of some offensive players in the offseason
and now Danks gets the run support he has always wanted.
He's practicing working the count
the top leadoff guys do that you know
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
His game's coming together.
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Umpire: I'm trying to hit the clubs before the crowd, Paulie.
Paulie: Oh, come on. /fingers him Fuck you.
fingers him?
"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313
Well, I meant to say /gives him the finger
but it worked out
by Daniel Berlyn on Apr 22, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
hey guys
whats goin on in here
"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313
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