One Wookie Rally Thread
by The Cheat on Apr 24, 2009 8:31 PM CDT
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Ah, now there's a meme we can all hop on.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
Is that who is starting tomorrow night for the Jays?
Shit, we’re doomed. Southpaw wookie.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Would posting Winston-Salem's logo get me banned?
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Would your Mom object?
That is the defining line, I believe.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
depends on the mom
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Apr 24, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
those bitches
are hot
To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.
by usualsuspect on Apr 24, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Because touching them would get you banished to the depths of hell?
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 24, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
nope. stolen
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Apr 24, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah. file that name away.
you’re right on the cutting edge of this whole minor league thing, hawk.
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What did you have for dinner? What dishwashing liquid does Mrs. larry use?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
eat it 3B, C, 1B!
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
Gotta cut the Sox a break -- they're used to closing the roof in this kind of weather.
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2-for-2 with the infield in!
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It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Apr 24, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions
Whose mistake was that anyway?
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Upon further review, I'm gonna blame Hawk.
He implored Egbert to take his time.
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what the fuck is going on?
im beginning to think that i am glad im not watching this game. i mean, if they lose reasonable and i watch, im okay with that, but gameday is making this (and your guys’ comments) look like a terrible game. (read: WTF che??)
i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005
Not much more you could ask of Egbert there...
three grounballs back to the mound, one was just hit off the damn plate
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That Q commercial irritates me.
They think he’s weird for working on his swing around a ballpark. Why not show him in an elevator, at the mall, in church?
“Carlos Quentin works really hard. Isn’t that weird?”
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Because it was filmed in ST
There are no malls or churches in AZ
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Well, Getz didn't reach, so the Sox might actually score.
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Javier Vazquez: 6 IP, 7 H, 1 ER, 1 BB, 9 K.
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Egbert's made only one bad pitch.
And somehow he keeps getting in trouble.
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4 doubles and 3 stolen bases
The Sox have only done that once in the Ozzie Guillen as manager era
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"Scott Rolen, who used to run well..."
And yet he stole a base on AJ.
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WU's father could steal home on AJ
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Apr 24, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Blargh
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
i was just thinking the same exact thing
god damn northern minnesotans
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Apr 24, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Alexei's defense is terrible tonight
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
cowly's preparing his nix at SS article
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
cowley's preparing his nix at SS article
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
you don't say
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Apr 24, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
5 doubles and 3 stolen bases
hasn’t happened since 2002. only twice since ’92
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I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Apr 24, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
"Nice crowd tonight."
And they’ve been rewarded handsomely.
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That guy does not need that ice cream bar.
The producers are getting restless.
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Maybe food helps him cope.
Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?
by UribeAuction on Apr 24, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Hahaha I was just going to comment on that
Bad night for the producers as well, surely we could’ve been given a better shot than that
egbert ERA back on the good side of 30
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Apr 24, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
plenty of time to mount a few attacks!!
lets fuckin get a few here boys!!
i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005
bill murphy is not a real name.
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That's the worst swing of the young season.
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Can Ozzie just forfeit the rest of the game?
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
i'd just like to thank the cheat for fucking up alexei with yesterday's post.
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Well, hopefully we'll learn something about Lillibridge.
The Nix intrigue grows…
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i heard jayson pointed in the direction of chicago after he doubled tonight.
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6 doubles, 3 stolen bases
Sox haven’t done it since ’66
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7 doubles, 3 stolen bases
never been done by the Sox in the retrosheet era (’52)
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I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Apr 24, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Jerry will get his triple back with some awesome baserunning.
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He prevented the shutout last night
So it’s somebody else’s turn.
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by Sox Machine on Apr 24, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
more games are lost than won.
makes perfect sense.
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Paulie just slapped himself.
Hopefully his teammates will follow the Captain’s lead.
And now Hawk’s blowing the Twins.
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i love it when stone-pony analyzes the 1960s celtics.
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"...and if they don't want to do that, they'll be traded for half their worth."
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flagged.
assumes marquez, nunez, and betemit have positive worth.
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Nunez was good today.
So put that in your pipe and sleep in it.
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by Sox Machine on Apr 24, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
thanks. i was wondering where i could find information about the white sox minor leagues.
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File that name away.
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by Sox Machine on Apr 24, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
nick swisher's ears are burning.
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Hawk taking the early lead in the battle of Hawk-make-Stone-bad vs. Stone-make-Hawk-good,
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 24, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Bautista comes in off the bench and outplays everybody on the Sox.
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jayson nix would've caught that.
fixed.
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if he can play 2B, he can play left.
duh.
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how often do you see a guy
make a great play to end an inning then lead off the next inning with a home run against clayton richard?
brian anderson would've caught that...
Hey, the Sox only used three pitchers tonight.
That’s kinda something.
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that's what happens when your bullpen has no specialists.
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Lillibridge looks solid in center.
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Only as opposed to a liquid or gas.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 24, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
He's fluid out there.
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by Sox Machine on Apr 24, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I have the feeling the Sox are going to score a run
Just to irritate those looking to point to shutouts as an easy reference to their ineptitude.
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don't tell me.
this has something to do with bullington.
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Just a little.
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by Sox Machine on Apr 24, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm done with my recap
I’m gonna shower and walk to the bar
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At least Ozzie's trying to preserve the shutout.
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Let's see if anyone gets this
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