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Can You Have A Must-Win Game in April? [Game Postponed - Doubleheader Tomorrow at 4:05]

Seattle Mariners at Chicago White Sox, Apr 27, 2009 7:11 PM CDT



Next Game


From the things you already knew department, John Danks' slutter is really, really good. Baseball Analysts took a look at the toughest pitches in baseball this season, and Danks came out on top in the "slider" category. I can't say that he doesn't throw a slider, but if he does it's sparingly. More accurately, Danks' cutter is the pitch they're quantifying.

+-----------------------+--------+-------------------+
| Sliders               | Number | Run Value per 100 |
+-----------------------+--------+-------------------+
| John Danks            |     55 |              -6.0 |
| Kyle Davies           |     32 |              -5.1 |
| Santiago Casilla      |     34 |              -4.8 |
| Yovani Gallardo       |     29 |              -4.8 |
| Mark Lowe             |     30 |              -4.6 |
+-----------------------+--------+-------------------+

It's nasty, no matter what name you give it

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John Danks' slutter is really, really good.

That is a lovely compliment coming from you, Cheat.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on Apr 27, 2009 6:35 PM CDT reply actions  

I know, he could have at least taken it to my memorial thread....

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on Apr 27, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

We all know HSA has honed her craft over the years

But, keep that shit for your hipster orgies, I don’t want to vomit over my graduation suit.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 27, 2009 6:40 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't know...puke might blend in nicely, depending on what you ate.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on Apr 27, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Apologize now! Say you're sari to him !

Hee.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on Apr 27, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're really enjoying that discovery, huh.

I’m sorry for the mess
The stupid way I’m dressed
I guess I failed my test
Oh don’t you know I’m sorry for my views
I musta been confused
And yet you know that really I’m sorry for you

Well now I don’t mean to offend, much
Just comprehend
When you’re female and you’re fenced in and
Phen-phened to no end
And no zen guide to men will help you fend off the brethren
And then the pen appears
And better than the oxygen network
Or the sword or the spear or the fork
Or the bored pork-fed horde
It’s a mooring post
The whore you’ll miss the most when you’re away
When you’re in Snowshoe PA
Doin’ some play from Backstage
That deals with AIDS and race and gays and
Relationships and ballet
And then you’re like “hey yay what’d you say?
I can just sing my troubles away?”
But then you’re fucked
‘cause you gotta make a buck
And the whole world sucks
And you’re like a lame duck
That’s lyin’ dyin’ tryin’ to sell out
But there’s no one buyin’ and there’s all this doubt
And you can preen and dream and scream and shot
But your life’s affliction is the fiction of Faust

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on Apr 27, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed that, but who's Faust?

The guy who played Bud on Married With Children?

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on Apr 27, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep. Goodnight. Catbrains has inspired me to watch Amadeus, so I'm going to salvage my ruined day.

No baseballz. :’(

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on Apr 27, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or the woman who plays Na Na Hey Hey on the organ?

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on Apr 27, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

they playing tonight?

im sure they want to.

The game was delayed for 10 minutes in the top of the sixth when home plate umpire Kerwin Danley was hit on the head by a broken bat and had to leave the field on a stretcher.

by e-gus on Apr 27, 2009 6:41 PM CDT reply actions  

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 27, 2009 6:47 PM CDT reply actions  

took me a bit, but i got it

"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313

by U-God on Apr 27, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

fwooosh!

not me

The game was delayed for 10 minutes in the top of the sixth when home plate umpire Kerwin Danley was hit on the head by a broken bat and had to leave the field on a stretcher.

by e-gus on Apr 27, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

wait

is that sub-mariner?

still dont totally get it.
did venom shoot him in the face?

The game was delayed for 10 minutes in the top of the sixth when home plate umpire Kerwin Danley was hit on the head by a broken bat and had to leave the field on a stretcher.

by e-gus on Apr 27, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

making him a dead mariner.

i thought it was black adam at first, confused the hell out of me.

"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313

by U-God on Apr 27, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

NERDS

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on Apr 27, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 27, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

no way that baby has 6 int

"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313

by U-God on Apr 27, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, it was the closest i could figure for "dead mariner" in short time

i was playing with the size and accidentally hit “post”, should have been a smidge larger and thus easier to figure out who got shot in the face

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 27, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

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by larry on Apr 27, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Weather Update
The start of the White Sox’s game with Seattle will be delayed by rain, as the tarp is currently covering the infield.

Sox officials are hopeful that the current rain will pass and allow for the game to start at some point this evening, but they’re expecting a long night as they try to avoid a postponement.

Link

by DirtySox on Apr 27, 2009 6:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Hour by hour shows 70+% chance of precip thru the game.

They should have delays, but get it in.
Btw, Cheat: that SDK writes pretty well for one of “them”. Good investment!

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on Apr 27, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 27, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

game called. DH tomorrow at 4:05

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by larry on Apr 27, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Shoot the messenger.

Kidding of course.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on Apr 27, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck you, larry!

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on Apr 27, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well on the bright side

The Hawks will have my undivided attention tonight.

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on Apr 27, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

As will my pillow.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on Apr 27, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mark Gonzales

Monday night’s White Sox-Seattle game was postponed because of rain and rescheduled for Tuesday as part of a doubleheader. The first game will start at 4:05 p.m., followed by the second game starting about 30 minutes after the completion of the first game.

Source: Hardball

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Apr 27, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

colon pitching the first game, danks in the night cap.

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by larry on Apr 27, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

source?

if its Danks vs Felix Im going.

The game was delayed for 10 minutes in the top of the sixth when home plate umpire Kerwin Danley was hit on the head by a broken bat and had to leave the field on a stretcher.

by e-gus on Apr 27, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's the word.

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by larry on Apr 27, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

.
http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news/probable_pitchers.jsp?c_id=cws

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Apr 27, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 27, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

what do the players do?

all go out on the piss?

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on Apr 27, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

LAN party

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 27, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh man does that bring back memories.

New favorite blog!
http://www.windycitygridiron.com/2009/4/26/854831/meet-your-2009-chicago-bears-draft#14884498

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 27, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is horseshit.

We need a retractable dome. The Northern Trust Dome.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Herm applies his magic balm
Getz, meanwhile, used Monday to treat his finger with hot and cold treatments and even hot wax to help the heat penetrateand to accelerate the healing.

“[Trainer] Herm Schneider has been great,” Getz said. “I didn’t think it was going to respond as quickly as it has, but it feels great.”

Guillen thought that Getz could return to the Sox’s lineup as soon as Tuesday.

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on Apr 27, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Lesson learned: Don't get married!

LONDON – They went to Mexico for their honeymoon, they came back with swine flu.

A Scottish couple who are Britain’s first confirmed cases of swine flu had just returned from their Mexican honeymoon, neighbors confirmed Tuesday.

Dawn and Iain Askham became ill over the weekend, a few days after returning from Cancun. On Monday, health authorities said they had tested positive for the swine flu virus that is suspected of causing more than 150 deaths in Mexico.

The couple were being treated in isolation in a hospital in Airdrie, between Glasgow and Edinburgh. Scottish Health Secretary Nicola Sturgeon says they are recovering well.

“She’s doing OK. She’s getting better,” said Dawn Askham’s father, Brian Colston.

Neighbors of the Askhams said a paramedic had been seen on the street Saturday.

“They were in Mexico for their honeymoon,” said Rachel Anderson, who lives across the road from the couple in the town of Polmont. “It is a shame for them, and I feel for their family. They will be very worried.”

Britain’s Foreign Office has warned residents to postpone nonessential travel to Mexico.

Travel companies have begun canceling flights to Mexico and are preparing to repatriate British citizens there on vacation.

Holiday tour operator Thomas Cook canceled all holidays to Cancun for the next seven days, and Thomson Holidays said they would not operate any more flights to Mexico until the Foreign Office changed its travel advice.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on Apr 28, 2009 10:06 AM CDT reply actions  

You must be a doctor.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on Apr 28, 2009 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Indeed. Now that Iain is married he'll be fucking his hands more often.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on Apr 28, 2009 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

BTW

the new build your own burrito thing at the cell is pretty good.

thecip is now dead inside.

by thecip on Apr 28, 2009 11:35 AM CDT reply actions  

Danks/Felix scheduled for the first game. Bart/Jak for the second.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on Apr 28, 2009 12:01 PM CDT reply actions  

uh-oh. that isn't what larry said upthread.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on Apr 28, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

more like that wasn't what ozzie said last night.

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by larry on Apr 28, 2009 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Your pollen or your wife, Senor!"

“You also must free our swine flu!”

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 28, 2009 12:29 PM CDT reply actions  

I am not responding to anyone else's images

until I get acknowledged for putting up 2 of my own successfully. I am now officially an Internet graduate.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 28, 2009 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

thank you for putting up two humongous images old balls

"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313

by U-God on Apr 28, 2009 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're welcome.

I’m ponderous, if anything.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 28, 2009 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lets not get carried away...you missed question #1 on the test.

Al Gore invented the internet, not your answer “Pigs in Space”.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 28, 2009 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL.

And since I am hung like a hamster I have to be very flexible.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 28, 2009 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

One day at the office, I was sitting at my desk when my coworker Luke approached down the aisle: "Leigh, I got something for ya!" To which I quickly replied,

“Better not be a chode!”

That response now lives as a classic “overheard at the office” moment among my coworkers. It is documented.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on Apr 28, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

BTW, 1st reported case in FL today - at Disney.

Mexican tourist, I hear. Nice.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 28, 2009 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope you have your mask on WU

It will protect you from the evil virus. (also, don’t forget your crash helmet)

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 28, 2009 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

WU got a new licence plate too


http://www.tampabay.com/opinion/columns/article995880.ece

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Apr 28, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh my Lord.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 28, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Could it be 5 No No's?
CLEARWATER, Fla. — A Florida high school pitcher is trying for his fifth consecutive no-hit game.

Mitchell High School senior Patrick Schuster will try to extend the streak Tuesday afternoon in a district tournament start in Clearwater.

The 18-year-old left-hander — who has already signed to play at the University of Florida — notched his fourth straight no-hitter last week in a win at home, setting a new Florida state record. His school is in New Port Richey, northwest of Tampa.

He last gave up a hit in a game on March 24.

The national high school record for consecutive no-hitters is six.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 28, 2009 12:34 PM CDT reply actions  

There an 0 for 8 in game 1

d*mmit!

Cowley Twitter:

No Getz in Game 1. Owens starting leadoff spot, while Lillibridge is playing second base.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 28, 2009 1:03 PM CDT reply actions  

I also bet Konerko DH's and Betemit plays 1B

Haven’t seen the lineup though. My pick to click is Ramirez….now you select yours at home.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 28, 2009 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would piss me off....but not nearly as much as seeing Jesse

in the game leading off.

Pick to click: Sweeney.
oh fuck…
I mean: Fields.

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by homesickalien on Apr 28, 2009 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pick to click

Ozzie – pulling Jesse’s head out of his ass and putting him back on the bench

Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"

by Brush Back on Apr 28, 2009 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd rather he pull the trigger til it go 'click'....

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by homesickalien on Apr 28, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

You gettin' Gangsta Jerry O?

I like it!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 28, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

"on"

Getting WU disease….

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 28, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, I'm getting Jesus Quintana on Jerry O.

“I’ll take it away from you, stick it up your ass, and pull the fucking trigger til it goes ’click.”

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on Apr 28, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eight-year-olds, Dude.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 28, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wonder what Jerry Owens is thinking right now.

Just a couple weeks ago he’s cut, picked up by no one, thinking he may have lost his last real chance to play in the major leagues, to now batting lead off against King Felix. Quite the rollercoaster.

by Grinder in Training on Apr 28, 2009 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's baseball.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 28, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

dumb arse limey question for those with far more knowledge than me

what happens if the teams disagree on the pitching match ups, eg the Sox are determined to put up Danks against the guy with the funny name and the Rimes are determined to have Felix up against Danks. How is this resolved?

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on Apr 28, 2009 1:17 PM CDT reply actions  

arm wrestling

You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09

by rhythm on Apr 28, 2009 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

does that mean you don't know the answer?

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on Apr 28, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

someone kind of has to start throwing when the game starts.

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by larry on Apr 28, 2009 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought they had to agree the matchups in advance

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on Apr 28, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"

by Brush Back on Apr 28, 2009 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok

so if they wanted to wait, the advantage would be with Seattle

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on Apr 28, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

there is a lineup card

submitted before the game. So we still have time to take Jesse out with the swine flu if we hurry. Giddy Up!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 28, 2009 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, sort of.

you have to hand in your lineup to the umpire before the game starts. but no one has to agree.

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by larry on Apr 28, 2009 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not to mention

They could change the lineup once it’s put in. If they really cared that much, just have both guys warm up, then depending on who the other team puts out first, put out the guy they want. It’s not like you can’t be in the lineup for both games.

by Grinder in Training on Apr 28, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah. but, as noted above, i don't think it's a particularly good idea to fuck with the warm up of a starting pitcher.

as was noted ad nauseum in the WBC, the cuban national team is notorious for that tactic.

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by larry on Apr 28, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't disagree with that.

I was just explaining to Hoodie what could be done b/c he didn’t seem to know how it worked.

by Grinder in Training on Apr 28, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

But Jesse could somehow fall on his way out of the dugout

end up with a groin injury and be substituted – all after the lineup cards are exchanged

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by Brush Back on Apr 28, 2009 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

technically, if he's announced, he's used up for the game.

but you can always substitute players for whatever reason. they’re just not able to come back in the game.

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by larry on Apr 28, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly! Can't be used again.

Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"

by Brush Back on Apr 28, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

but i don't think hoodlight cares about injuries.

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by larry on Apr 28, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on Apr 28, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

get up you big girl. he didn't even touch you.

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by larry on Apr 28, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Soccer is a deadly sport.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 28, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

White Sox Lineup for Game 1
Owens, LF
Fields, 3B
Quentin, DH
Dye, RF
Konerko, 1B
Anderson, CF
Ramirez, SS
Miller, C
Lillibridge, 2B

Colon, P

Link

by DirtySox on Apr 28, 2009 1:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Not as bad as I expected

Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"

by Brush Back on Apr 28, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Owens in LF with Q! DH'ing....interesting

I like that they are keeping BA in there. Gotta love the Corky, Lillibridge, Jesse…8,9,1. S=(shivers)

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 28, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

My day is ruined. Clearly.

You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09

by rhythm on Apr 28, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

sad face.

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 28, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is Ozzie's plan to get Owens off the team again

Could wet day – grass slippery, perfect day to pull a hamstring or groin muscle – worked for Bradley

Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"

by Brush Back on Apr 28, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is it wet there?

It’s blue skies and sunny here an hour west.

by Grinder in Training on Apr 28, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Assuming Bartolo can make it past 3 innings....

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on Apr 28, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait. Just saw Colon as the SP for game 1. What's the real deal??

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on Apr 28, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're the one who said it was danks.

everyone else seemed pretty clear on it being colon in game 1 and danks in game 2, miss misinformation.

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by larry on Apr 28, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ms., if you please.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 28, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

And just WHERE did YOU get YOUR info?

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on Apr 28, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't believe probables. they fuck them up all the time.

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by larry on Apr 28, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

You were willing to believe them last night.....

Regardless, I’m stoked. My afternoon is unraveling just as I originally planned……

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on Apr 28, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was willing to believe what ozzie guillen said.

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by larry on Apr 28, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

they are playing a game of chess over the starters

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on Apr 28, 2009 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

All defense, all the time.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 28, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Big football night

Barca v Chelsea, semi final KO in five mins

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on Apr 28, 2009 1:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Barca have

 this season, scored four goals seven
times, five goals five times and six goals four times.

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on Apr 28, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

took the over?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 28, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

if any team can stop em - Chelsea would be a good choice

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on Apr 28, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

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