Solo Homers Get Sox Back on Track

thanks for playing brian.

jerry owens is a vengeful man when spurned. first dewayne. now BA. watch your back brent.

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by larry on Apr 29, 2009 4:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Brent's head would make an impressive wall decoration. And you could hang coats from his ears.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on Apr 29, 2009 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

wrecked?

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Apr 29, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

actually first Rowand

"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian

by blackoutsox on Apr 29, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313

by U-God on Apr 29, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

hell hath no fury like an owens scorned

you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 30, 2009 1:25 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Little Bridge got a hit.

His parents will take him to Rainbow Cone. Good job!

I hope he brought enough Capri Sun for the rest of the team.

by 67WMAQ on Apr 29, 2009 5:25 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs

:'( No Rainbow Cone in Everett.

;)

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on Apr 29, 2009 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Does Carl not believe in those either?

BM: 'Oh, we've ruined millions of lives. They're just being babies about it." 8-Bit Theater

by Hazymania on Apr 30, 2009 1:48 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL. I'd rec it,

but there is no Michael Jackson reference.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 29, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lillibridge is one of those guys who will be carded for the rest of his life

…at least until he turns 60 and becomes a short old man almost overnight.

by 67WMAQ on Apr 29, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

"I just had a pretty good conversation with him," Guillen said before Wednesday’s game. "If he does what he’s supposed to do, he will make $12 to $15 million in this game. But if he does what he’s doing right now, he might end up in Korea playing. He’s not using his ability. When you’re a utility player and you play second, shortstop and center field good, and you have that kind of speed, you will last in the big leagues.

http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2009/04/roster-options-for-white-sox.html

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by larry on Apr 29, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

$12-15MM over the life of his career? Maybe.

Koreas’ not so bad, He’d stand out there.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 29, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

They're not that short.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 29, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I like Ozzie's line of argument

right to the wallet.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Apr 29, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Actually

Jerry Owens was packing his stuff and saying goodbyes. Either he really gets lonely on off days or expect a roster move.4 minutes ago from txt

It could be Scott Podsednik time.2 minutes ago from txt

Cowlytter

by billyok on Apr 29, 2009 5:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Is that even a slight upgrade?

I’m trying to convince myself that it could be.

"You might be impressed with your analysis, but I am not. Stop wasting my time." - Chris De Luca

by BoKnows on Apr 29, 2009 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's a fun bit of nostalgia

Until he hurts himself in the third inning

by billyok on Apr 29, 2009 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

KW appears to be settling all family business today.

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by larry on Apr 29, 2009 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

JO, my offer to you is this:

Nothing. Not even the fare for the bus ride out of town which I would appreciate it if you would put up personally.

by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 29, 2009 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on Apr 29, 2009 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Do you renounce Punto?

"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313

by U-God on Apr 29, 2009 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

And all his Punto-sliding?

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on Apr 29, 2009 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

I Q!

"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313

by U-God on Apr 29, 2009 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on Apr 29, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

I'd rather see Owens in CF than Pods

Pods defense there is really not good. Really. Not. Good.

by hitlesswonder on Apr 29, 2009 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313

by U-God on Apr 29, 2009 6:04 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

the konami code's reign of terror knows no bounds

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 29, 2009 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

we get it

Hawk is biased and unpleasant for other fans to listen to . People don’t realize that Stoney is awesome, though, in contrast to DJ.

by Daniel Berlyn on Apr 29, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Speaking from too much experience, so are the M's guys.

I loathe the way one of them says “SHEEcahgo!” every fucking time.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on Apr 29, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The older he gets,

the more bird-like he looks. I am totally serious. I bet he has feathers sprouting from his ass. Plumage.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 29, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you sayin' he's pining for the fjords?

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Apr 29, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

What in the hell

is Nancy Faust trying to say when she plays Billy Squier’s “Stroke Me” for Lil’ Brent’s PAs?

by IceColdFalstaff on Apr 29, 2009 6:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

CQ is hilarious

He even gets mad after a hit.

I love it

by Option27 on Apr 29, 2009 6:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Attn: HSA

thanks for jinxing the M’s with all that ‘they don’t lose series’ talk

by 3E8 on Apr 29, 2009 7:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

You are welcome. I think I did more than my part.

And my M’s fan heckler today (who actually said “points” instead of “runs”) freely admits to ruining the game since it was 3-1 at the time of said heckle…and from then on…..game ovah.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on Apr 29, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

hey guys - see you on friday!

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by larry on Apr 29, 2009 7:03 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs

BA still travels with the team if he's hurt, right?

Don’t they film “Cheaters” in Dallas?

by 67WMAQ on Apr 29, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i doubt he'd travel if they put him on the DL.

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by larry on Apr 29, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh, he's on the dl alright

on the DL

by madvillian on Apr 29, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That is hysterical.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 29, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

rec'd, haha

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 29, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wise has four arms.

Dewayne Wise also threw a little bit on Wednesday and took swings with just his top left hand, as he continues to work his way back from a separated right shoulder suffered while making a spectacular diving catch in Detroit on April 13. Wise doesn’t expect to go into full baseball activities until the end of the month, but he’s seeing gradual improvement.

Hindu god?

"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian

by blackoutsox on Apr 29, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

well it's the end of the month right?

by madvillian on Apr 29, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

we'll have to refer to our resident expert

"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313

by U-God on Apr 29, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey Nick Swisher

Fuck you too, buddy.

by Daniel Berlyn on Apr 29, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

shouldn't more anger be directed towards kdub or the fragile chemistry within the whitesox clubhouse?

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 29, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

with both hands!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Apr 29, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i guess the answer to my question was april 29.

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by larry on Apr 29, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

What is Tony Armas, Jr.'s birthday?

by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 29, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

Rick Porcello needs Crash Davis' spiel.

Feart and arrogance, Rick. Even when you get lit up like a pinball machine. And Swisher’s droppin’ the tokens.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 29, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I devoted most of my attention to the CL tilt...

did Floyd’s command improve as the game went on? ’Cause it was pretty piss-poor for the first couple innings and he seemed very lucky to only allow three runs…

But I digress — a win’s a win and it’s nice to win the series despite not playing all that well. Plus Potsetting appears to be back soon! I, for one, can’t wait to see if Podsednik can beat out Rob Mackowiak circa 2006 and Ken Griffey Jr circa 2008 for worst (Sox) defensive center fielder of the decade (no — millennium!).

by CWSKeith on Apr 29, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I don't think he was that bad

and even the 3-run inning had more to do with some bad luck (ball hitting the bag), bad defense (betemit at 3B) and a preoccupation with the baserunners. Once Floyd just said fuck it with the slide-step bullshit and went back to pitching he started getting outs again

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by The Cheat on Apr 29, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think the best point Hawk made in a long time

was him pointing out how some of the greats were poor at holding runners, but the did get the next batter and shut the inning down. Floyd did way more damage paying too much attention to the base runners.

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Apr 29, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

focusing on getting outs can be self-fulfilling that's for sure

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Apr 29, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Didn't turn out to be so much of a "tilt" as a "heavy slant," alas

My hopes are dim for Tuesday

by Sox-35th on Apr 30, 2009 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

why is Griffey batting third for the Mariners?

they are only deceving themselves

"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian

by blackoutsox on Apr 29, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

was thinking the same thing myself

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on Apr 29, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

AJ and speed

“It’s nice to have (speed). It’s nice to be able to steal those bases,” Pierzynski said. “But at the same time, we all know at the end of the day, we’re going to make our money by guys like Carlos and Jim (Thome) and Paul (Konerko) and Jermaine hitting home runs.”

http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=290102

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Apr 29, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Carlos dont need no implied last name.

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 29, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Okay who the pulled the fire alarm in the blowout?????

lol.

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Apr 29, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Naturally, I take full responsibility for the series win; but I will also admit to single-handedly causing the second game's loss.

Not only did I prematurely NOMNOMNOMNOM all throughout my day yesterday, but I also had impure thoughts of Danks once or twice.

I have sinned.

After all, I know impure thoughts should be reserved for Q.
And I promise…today, I focused only on our Savior, our Beautiful Man Servant.

I apologize for last night’s thing.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on Apr 29, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Poor Cleveland.

Up 5-0 and can’t hold it.

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Apr 29, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Twinks are holding onto theirs.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 29, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Man, there are a shitload of typos in the KC-TOR in-game update I'm looking at.

It shows the Royals having scored 4 runs against Brian Tallet … and in 3 innings, no less.

The very concept is laughable.

by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 29, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

lmao

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Apr 29, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bring Mariano into the Yanks game is freaking stupid

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Apr 29, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Perhaps the Yanks should sign Macdougal

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Apr 29, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

brilliant!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Apr 29, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Once again, we are tied for 1st.

I am exhilarated.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 29, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

we want a recap!

clap clap clapclapclap

"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian

by blackoutsox on Apr 29, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

too many syllables for that chant

"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313

by U-God on Apr 29, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

write a recap

clap clap clapclapclap

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on Apr 29, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

A+

you’ve been on fire tonight vince

side note: texas rangers preview will be up some time tomorrow

"2 years ago when I looked into my baseball magazine I saw the name Lars Anderson. I just thoguht, another draft pick that might not do anything. Also I though here might be the next Albert Pujols." -dasox313

by U-God on Apr 29, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs