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Around SBN: Bob Sapp Denies Throwing Fights

A Journey of a Thousand Steps

Kansas City Royals at Chicago White Sox, Apr 7, 2009 1:05 PM CDT




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Play ball!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 7, 2009 12:32 PM CDT reply actions  

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 7, 2009 12:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Journey Of A Thousand Steps...

Begins with a leadoff walk?

"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris

by Chiburb on Apr 7, 2009 12:37 PM CDT reply actions  

That would be an okay first 90.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 7, 2009 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

the dreaded leadoff walk

"Oh, that's easy. White Sox. I'm not one of these fair-weather fans. You go to Wrigley Field, you have a beer; beautiful people up there. People aren't watching the game. It's not serious. White Sox, that's baseball. South Side." -O'Bama

by Hawk is God on Apr 7, 2009 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

sorry

figured the ‘ballbags’ in the url would do the trick

by Trooper on Apr 7, 2009 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, cuz balls and bags are not relevant to the sport for which we are all here.

I’m just glad I didn’t have someone walk up to my desk when I opened that. Someone right before and someone right after, but damn…that was close.

:)

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 7, 2009 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope mlb.tv on my pc is better than last night

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on Apr 7, 2009 12:41 PM CDT reply actions  

In that shot of the scoreboard...

Was I the only one who noticed they had Josh Kinney pitching for St. Louis?

Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?

by UribeAuction on Apr 7, 2009 12:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Play balls!

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 7, 2009 1:00 PM CDT reply actions  

I GOT IT I GOT IT! THERE'S US COMISKULAR! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

WHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 7, 2009 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

i dislike men, you don't know what the hell you want out of life.

by pierzynskirules on Apr 7, 2009 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

hee

"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris

by Chiburb on Apr 7, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

ho

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 7, 2009 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

hiphophooray?

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 7, 2009 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris

by Chiburb on Apr 7, 2009 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

boo

i dislike men, you don't know what the hell you want out of life.

by pierzynskirules on Apr 7, 2009 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

shlu

loser

i dislike men, you don't know what the hell you want out of life.

by pierzynskirules on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Season cancelled

Everyone, go home.

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 7, 2009 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

88 mph! The AL is fucked

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 7, 2009 1:09 PM CDT reply actions  

I saw 54, 90, 88 in that first AB

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 7, 2009 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK HE GAVE UP A HIT, ITS OVER

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 7, 2009 1:09 PM CDT reply actions  

cxl the post-game show?

"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris

by Chiburb on Apr 7, 2009 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was definitely a strike.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 7, 2009 1:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Female intuition fail

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Image fail. For me, at least.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 7, 2009 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shut up

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 7, 2009 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

exactly!

"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris

by Chiburb on Apr 7, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey mark quit f-ing up

i dislike men, you don't know what the hell you want out of life.

by pierzynskirules on Apr 7, 2009 1:15 PM CDT reply actions  

For real...

Hawk’s endless homerism combined with Stone not being a complete moron? It sounds damn good.

oh…and HE GONE!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 7, 2009 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

He gone!

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 7, 2009 1:18 PM CDT reply actions  

good job mark

i dislike men, you don't know what the hell you want out of life.

by pierzynskirules on Apr 7, 2009 1:18 PM CDT reply actions  

GD arm problems.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 7, 2009 1:19 PM CDT reply actions  

He's added a cutter?

NOOOO!

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 7, 2009 1:21 PM CDT reply actions  

FB FB Slider so far

"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris

by Chiburb on Apr 7, 2009 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

86.4 mph GAS!

Got more soul than a sock with a hole.

by chrome on Apr 7, 2009 1:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Working great for me...

but I’m watching via Extra Innings

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 7, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's a "feature", not a bug.

"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris

by Chiburb on Apr 7, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Q!

I need a towel.

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 7, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions  

That offense left a lot to be desired.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 7, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions  

According to last year

He rises on the third game.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 7, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

fucksticks.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 7, 2009 1:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Maybe this is Gordon's breakout year.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 7, 2009 1:28 PM CDT reply actions  

he was pretty good last year.

i like that guy. still really young, too.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Apr 7, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

No I don't like gordon

i dislike men, you don't know what the hell you want out of life.

by pierzynskirules on Apr 7, 2009 1:28 PM CDT reply actions  

BA would have had that

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 7, 2009 1:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Can we get two full innings?

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 7, 2009 1:32 PM CDT reply actions  

So, did everyone kill themselves already?

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 7, 2009 1:32 PM CDT reply actions  

silver lining

Cheat can probably reuse that ‘best opening day starts’ post again next year!

by Trooper on Apr 7, 2009 1:32 PM CDT reply actions  

for all of you keeping score at home:

i had a gyros and fries. good, but not great. and they forgot the cheese sauce for my fries. thus far, the lunch equivalent of buerhle’s start.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Apr 7, 2009 1:34 PM CDT reply actions  

It was an attempt at a manly gameday meal. That’s all we can ask.

by Grinder in Training on Apr 7, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

YOU CAN CANCEL THE POSTGAME SH

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM CDT reply actions  

JI.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 7, 2009 1:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice looking swing by Thome. Head down and fast hands. I likes it

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 7, 2009 1:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow. How did Aviles not get there?

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 7, 2009 1:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Aviles is better than that. But I’ll gladly take it

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http://CurseOfRonKarkovice.blogspot.com/

by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 7, 2009 1:38 PM CDT reply actions  

It's not positivity...

it’s indifference. He’s a dickhead but that was unexpectedly bad

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 7, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

GOOD SPEED ABOARD

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 7, 2009 1:39 PM CDT reply actions  

You're here just to fuck us!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 7, 2009 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shit.

Bases are clogged.

Got more soul than a sock with a hole.

by chrome on Apr 7, 2009 1:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Single or K for AJ...

cuz Alexei is a sure fire slam!

Detroit Sucks!
Let's Go Hawks!

There's a reason they have the same number of syllables.

by KJM on Apr 7, 2009 1:41 PM CDT reply actions  

you know too much

i dislike men, you don't know what the hell you want out of life.

by pierzynskirules on Apr 7, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

So, what will it take for AJ to not pop out to 2nd?

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 7, 2009 1:41 PM CDT reply actions  

A pop to Short

Detroit Sucks!
Let's Go Hawks!

There's a reason they have the same number of syllables.

by KJM on Apr 7, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

i really enjoy as i watch on gameday grading

i see jd’s in play, no outs, and think runners on 1st and 2nd; see paulie’s in play, no outs and think “cool bases loaded”. never even thought that someone might score on either of those.

love the middle of the order

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Apr 7, 2009 1:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Ouch

Just woke up …

Looks like just in time.

by Option27 on Apr 7, 2009 1:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Aw Jesus.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 7, 2009 1:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Ugh…that was predictable. And I’m a positive guy…

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 7, 2009 1:42 PM CDT reply actions  

1st pitch grand slam

It’s destiny.

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 7, 2009 1:42 PM CDT reply actions  

nope

pop up

i dislike men, you don't know what the hell you want out of life.

by pierzynskirules on Apr 7, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

u mean 5th?

Colon "toes" nothing. That implies a nimbleness akin to a Nureyev. I beleive he "platypussed" the shit out of that mound.
-winningugly

by blackoutsox on Apr 7, 2009 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please don't throw him any belt-high fastballs.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 7, 2009 1:43 PM CDT reply actions  

One dimensional fail

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM CDT reply actions  

YES

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 7, 2009 1:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Josh

The new Crede . . .

YES!

by Option27 on Apr 7, 2009 1:46 PM CDT reply actions  

please tell me you're joking

i dislike men, you don't know what the hell you want out of life.

by pierzynskirules on Apr 7, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Obvs. Fields singled, not popped up.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks for the curve, Gil!

Not a great send.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 7, 2009 1:46 PM CDT reply actions  

after discretion the first couple times, i find that send particularly questionable.

not often that a guy gets to practice his throw to the plate 3 times in a row.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fields saves the day.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 7, 2009 1:46 PM CDT reply actions  

score and thrown out wow

i dislike men, you don't know what the hell you want out of life.

by pierzynskirules on Apr 7, 2009 1:46 PM CDT reply actions  

JD tries to kill Olivo. heh heh

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 7, 2009 1:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Buzzkill.

I’m really feeling good about Fields this year.

by onthemark12 on Apr 7, 2009 1:46 PM CDT reply actions  

jesus...

I’m happy and furious at the same time…

It’s the regular season alright

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 7, 2009 1:46 PM CDT reply actions  

brand new ballgame

Tho why Cox sends JD there we’ll never know

White Sox Baseball
Blackhawks Hockey

This time of year is great!

by KJM on Apr 7, 2009 1:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Anyone watching:

Did JD have a snowball’s chance?

by expatnyc on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM CDT reply actions  

no

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 7, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope

none at all

i dislike men, you don't know what the hell you want out of life.

by pierzynskirules on Apr 7, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck no

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 7, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

If they threw it away...sure

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 7, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

put it this way

rather than get upset…I started laughing hysterically

by Crede's Crew on Apr 7, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're all idiots.

He had to send JD… that was the only way to line wise up for lead-off again. Clearly.

by Trooper on Apr 7, 2009 1:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Ah!

Practice…help him get in the flow.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 7, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let us all look on the bright side...

…It’s opening day and the Sox aren’t down 7 after 2

White Sox Baseball
Blackhawks Hockey

This time of year is great!

by KJM on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM CDT reply actions  

i though stone might bring some honesty to the booth

neither of these guys (unless I’ve missed it) has levied a tinge of critcism towards jeff cox for making a poor decision….

by stanchar on Apr 7, 2009 1:50 PM CDT reply actions  

It's a long season...

far too early to lose your mind over a stupid Cox decision. There’s plenty of time for that later.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 7, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

it is a bad decision regardless...

and every single game matters. We saw that last year.

by i_like_turtles on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh I know...

I’m just saying you’re not going to hear too many announcers lose their shit this early in the season. Fans? Absolutely

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

No doubt

Plus.. It’s Jeff Cox, there will be plenty more opportunities this season.

by Grinder in Training on Apr 7, 2009 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hard to walk Guillen, but he did it.

Stupid arm problems.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 7, 2009 1:53 PM CDT reply actions  

If he were more of a Johnny-conditioning guy...

"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris

by Chiburb on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

or was it Joe?

"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris

by Chiburb on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it was Johnny

Because it reminded me of Johnny Human Torch and Johnny Bag O’ Glass.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

not to say that fields is the ideal person to bat #1

but there’s something wrong with seeing wise bat lead off and fields in the #9 slot…

by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 7, 2009 1:55 PM CDT reply actions  

"big hr hitters won't have good OBP"

Huh? Power leads to avoidance, avoidance leads to walks, dumbass.

First really dumb thing claimed of the year right there.

by madvillian on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM CDT reply actions  

ATE HIM UP

get yer groove on, stella

by Trooper on Apr 7, 2009 1:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Good to see ya, US.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

thank you

To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.

by usualsuspect on Apr 7, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

How 'bout that avatar of yours?

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 7, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

attaboy dewayne

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Apr 7, 2009 2:00 PM CDT reply actions  

That's funny.

Like an oversized hat.

Got more soul than a sock with a hole.

by chrome on Apr 7, 2009 2:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Getz for leadoff!!

White Sox Baseball
Blackhawks Hockey

This time of year is great!

by KJM on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM CDT reply actions  

i love chris getz

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM CDT reply actions  

GETZ!

he’s just a ballplayer!

by Trooper on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Getz is so grindy!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM CDT reply actions  

extra base power!

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM CDT reply actions  

You know that first Wise AB wasn't the worst...yeah

he K’d but at least he saw 8 pitches….the 2nd AB nothing short of brutal.

by stanchar on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM CDT reply actions  

I want that hot tub

To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.

by usualsuspect on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm at the point where I'd rather Wise just fail completely

So we can end the experiment as soon as possible, instead of him having a little success and sticking with him.

by Grinder in Training on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Getz is fun.

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http://CurseOfRonKarkovice.blogspot.com/

by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Wise vs. Getz: A Study in Contrast

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 7, 2009 2:02 PM CDT reply actions  

how so?

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Apr 7, 2009 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

They're both left-handed

I retract my entire argument!

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 7, 2009 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Practically the same guy!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 7, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

theyre both white!!

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 7, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Q <3

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Apr 7, 2009 2:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Took Q all of 3 games to get in.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Anderson takes the job by this weekend either.

by Grinder in Training on Apr 7, 2009 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me too..

I’ll take Anderson failing in the 9 hole over Wise leading off any day of the week.

by Grinder in Training on Apr 7, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

seconded

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 7, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was taboo because it was kinda gay, right Hawk?

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 7, 2009 2:03 PM CDT reply actions  

heh hehh

He’s now talking about Gaylord Perry. Whirlpools with Vaseline?

Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?

by UribeAuction on Apr 7, 2009 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Come in ... the water's fine."

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 7, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

getz

I didn’t know major leaguers knew how to run bases nowadays

I put the SOX in SOXophone

by SouthpawsLaundry on Apr 7, 2009 2:05 PM CDT reply actions  

loves it

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 7, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, Luna really is going for the gold.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 7, 2009 2:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Listening to the game on the radio

Bought a handheld for like 20 bucks so I can listen to the games when I am at work. Did those Wise K’s look as bad as they sounded?

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 7, 2009 2:07 PM CDT reply actions  

worse.

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 7, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Welll

he battled in the first one a little. The second one was…real bad

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 7, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ruhhh Roh

At least Getz is making contact

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 7, 2009 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tie game?

So I haven’t missed anything.

I WOULD KILL MYSELF BUT I CAN TAKE OUT SO MANY MORE PEOPLE IN A EXPLOSION
by Robert on Jun 23, 2008 5:22 PM PDT

by winningugly on Apr 7, 2009 2:10 PM CDT reply actions  

we had the bases loaded, no outs

aj, and che popped out, and fields, of all people, got a run in.

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 7, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

against a righty

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 7, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Peter Gammons is a GOD.

I WOULD KILL MYSELF BUT I CAN TAKE OUT SO MANY MORE PEOPLE IN A EXPLOSION
by Robert on Jun 23, 2008 5:22 PM PDT

by winningugly on Apr 7, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

The book on aviles according to gameday

Loves to face: Four-Seam
Hates to face: Four-Seam

What to do???

by Crede's Crew on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Four-seam. Cross fingers.

I WOULD KILL MYSELF BUT I CAN TAKE OUT SO MANY MORE PEOPLE IN A EXPLOSION
by Robert on Jun 23, 2008 5:22 PM PDT

by winningugly on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

its like that with everyone

Colon "toes" nothing. That implies a nimbleness akin to a Nureyev. I beleive he "platypussed" the shit out of that mound.
-winningugly

by blackoutsox on Apr 7, 2009 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stone - DJ swap

I have to say DJ & Ed are working for me on the radio. This is one of those Mythical trades that works out for everyone.

by Grinder in Training on Apr 7, 2009 2:19 PM CDT reply actions  

DJ fits better into the slower pace of radio...

it really was a good swap

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 7, 2009 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

interesting...tell us a little more

what about the combo is working for you…I’m intrigued

by Crede's Crew on Apr 7, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

It puts me to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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by tailgater on Apr 7, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

My favorite DJ

Was when he was all doped up on painkillers post surgery last year. He kept describing things as “sexy”

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 7, 2009 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

he called KG jr

the most beautiful player in baseball in his first game with the sox

Colon "toes" nothing. That implies a nimbleness akin to a Nureyev. I beleive he "platypussed" the shit out of that mound.
-winningugly

by blackoutsox on Apr 7, 2009 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why are these Evergreen Kia commercials back?

I’m seriously never buying a car from them. Ever.

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by UribeAuction on Apr 7, 2009 2:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Heads up play Fields!

White Sox Baseball
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This time of year is great!

by KJM on Apr 7, 2009 2:29 PM CDT reply actions  

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