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Jim Thome Homers Same Ol' White Sox to Victory

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

The White Sox have become known as an old, slow, team that relies on homers to win games, and they didn't do much to dispel that notion in Tuesday's 4-2 opening day victory over the Royals.

There was the bases loaded nobody out situation in the second, when the Sox used 4 hits (all singles) to get just 1 run. And there were three outs made on the basepaths, including two by Jermaine Dye. But Jim Thome's 3-run homer erased a 1-run 8th inning deficit, and sent everyone home with nothin' but good feelings, just as he did in game 163. Just as the Sox did to bring home 90 victories last season.

Fields, Getz Ready for Prime Time; Wise, not so much

The White Sox opened camp with holes at three spots in their lineup, 2B, 3B and CF/Leadoff. By the end of camp there was little question as to who had rightfully staked claim to 2B and 3B while CF/Leadoff appeared to be their biggest hole. Opening day only reinforced that point.

Josh Fields picked up AJ Pierzynski and Alexei Ramirez, each of whom flew out to shallow left field with the bases loaded, in the second inning when he got a gift from Gil Meche. Meche's best pitch is probably his curveball, and thankfully the ability to hit breaking balls is arguably Fields greatest skill as a batter. Meche got Fields to a 2 strike count, when basically any fastball in the zone is almost assured of getting Fields out, but Miguel Olivo called for the curve. And Fields was all to happy to rip the ball to left for a base hit to drive in one.

Chris Getz also got a bit of a gift, this time from Mike Jacob's glove. Getz hit a ball hard, but not that hard down to first that scooted just off the glove of Jacobs and just far enough out of Mark Teahen's reach and into right field that Getz could turn on the speed, turning a play that's should probably have been an out into a hustle double.

Meanwhile, Dewayne Wise was just terrible at the plate, striking out in each of his first 3 trips to the plate before popping up 2 bunt attempts in his final at-bat.

Fields got the Sox winning rally started with a bunt. Yes, a bunt. He noticed Alex Gordon playing well back at 3B, and decided on his own to drop one down. After Wise' poor impersonation of a useful major league batter, Guillen put on the hit-and-run with Getz at the plate. Getz showed his superior contact skills pulling his hands in on a slider that would have been a ball and fisting it out into right field for a bloop base hit. Fields, who must have been saving up all of his positive baserunning plays for the regular season, got a great read and easily cruised into third, setting up Thome's homer.

I have no clue why Kyle Farnsworth was allowed to face Thome, but who am I to question the decision making of the great Trey Hillman.

In all honesty, Wise's struggles (as long as the Sox win) combined with Getz and Fields picking up the middle of the lineup's slack is about the best scenario you can ask for from the Sox. I think we can all agree that giving Wise (or even Anderson) 100+ extra at-bats -- the difference between batting first and batting 9th -- is a bad situation, and anything that makes the Sox shift from their thinking that CF and leadoff are connected like Siamese twins is a welcome development. They'll be better off in the long run, and the sooner they realize it, the better.

Buehrle Battles

I would be remiss if I didn't mention what can only be described as a workmanlike effort from Mark Buehrle. He didn't have his usual great control, walking three and hitting two other batters. He had to battle through each of his 5 innings. But he kept the Sox in the game, and that's about all you can ask for.

And hey, it was better than the Sox last two opening day starts.

Meta

Because out in the open is as good a place as any to discuss this...

In the future, like for the remainder of the season, I'll try to post a quick recap within 15-45 minutes of the end of the game. That was unpossible today, as I had to run out to UPS to ship some hashish. But it's my intention to write less substantial recaps, because, really, who wants to read a recap? I won't be able to do so for every game, but I'll be sure to let you guys know well in advance so you can take care of your own post-game thread.

I'd rather focus on more substantial pieces like the Statistical Propsect Evaluation Primer. All I'm doing is giving myself an out to write about what I want in lieu of writing about what most have you have already seen. You should still see the same amount of content here, maybe more; but hopefully you'll see a rise in quality.

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I enjoy the recaps greatly, especially when I'm not able to get the game

There is the formulaic AP and beat recaps, and then their is the SSS recap.

I’d argue a fair ’number of people enjoy (and visit) for the recaps — so much so that I volunteer to write a few on the few occasions nobody else wants to.

by madvillian on Apr 7, 2009 6:25 PM CDT reply actions  

There will still be recaps

I just intend to have more immediate ones, shorter, filled w/ more immediate reaction…

There will still be room for longer ones, where I feel like it, today, a BHB-type outing, etc… but I don’t like feeling like I have to force them out each night. I wanna write what I wanna write…

by The Cheat on Apr 7, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

i can totally pick up the slack in this department for games i see

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 7, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

cheat did you overnight that to me or what?

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 7, 2009 6:26 PM CDT reply actions  

overnight fees for an intra-city shipment?

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 7, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

And as to the game

Boy, what a feeling! I think most everyone watching knew that as soon as Farnsie was trotted out that the Sox had a good shot.

I enjoyed watching Fields and Getz both play well in the field and at the plate. The season in no small way hinges on if they can be solid regulars or not.

MB, as mentioned, didn’t have his good stuff. But he battled and gave the team a chance to win. Cliches sure, but true nonetheless.

The lineup construction is horrible, and actually might be so bad as to have more than a negligible effect on the RS this season. GTFO of leadoff and CF Wise. Put in Anderson at 9th, move Getz to leadoff and bat Che 2nd. Let the others fall where they may.

And stop running into outs on the bases.

Overall though a good win and the young players doing well is a nice sign.

Oh, almost forgot: the bullpen was awesome. Richard(s), Dotel, Fat Man nailed it down in style.

by madvillian on Apr 7, 2009 6:30 PM CDT reply actions  

we got our recap writer

Colon "toes" nothing. That implies a nimbleness akin to a Nureyev. I beleive he "platypussed" the shit out of that mound.
-winningugly

by blackoutsox on Apr 7, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

che would see a lot of fast balls batting 2nd

=)

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 7, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

going to the spring game this year?

and Wise is going to fail in due time. if the Sox end up losing the division by a game, i suppose i’ll ask questions then. if anything, after one time around the league, GMs are going to start offering up anything that looks remotely like a CF. yeah! that’s it! it’s all a ploy to flesh out the CF market.

I can lead you to 4 Wisdom, but I can't free your brain from the evil of Punto.

by colintj on Apr 7, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd

I can lead you to 4 Wisdom, but I can't free your brain from the evil of Punto.

by colintj on Apr 7, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

As TAEG self-immolates in furious anger.

Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste.

by winningugly on Apr 7, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is exactly how I picture you.

Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste.

by winningugly on Apr 7, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who else wants a piece of me?

(prepares to run screaming if anyone says “me”)

by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 7, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me!

I’ll expect the screaming video shortly

Alexander Hamilton shot Alexander Hamilton...

by Hazymania on Apr 8, 2009 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

not in the face! not in the face!

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 8, 2009 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn -- one more thing

it’s hilarious how this has turned into a “OMG SMALLBALL!” win. I know the inning with four singles was rather frustrating but in their defense, all of those balls looked like they were hit right at somebody*.

*Except for the Konerko single — I thought that was hit more towards left-center and that Cox should’ve sent Thome. What did you guys who were at the game think? Not that his decision to not send Thome was a poor one — with nobody out and Thome running it was certainly more than defensible — but my initial reaction was wanting him sent.

by CWSKeith on Apr 7, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Not send anyone...

DeJesus had already made a couple great throws to home and to second – from deep in LF and dead on target to prevent runners from advancing. (Then again I’ve never been a fan of Cox – so everytime he does that it irks me that much more)

Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"

by Brush Back on Apr 7, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

how is batting pudge second worse than

giving a guy with a career .254 obp the majority of your teams abs?

There was an incident a few years ago. The Bulls were killing the Knicks, scrubs were playing out the clock, and the fans were screaming at them to score 100 points for free Big Macs. They took a ton of shots, Knicks took offense and they tried to fight some Bulls players.

by Ozzie Montana on Feb 19, 2009 5:25 PM EST

by Jbasic89 on Apr 7, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

as someone who didn't catch the game

the game threads plus recap make for a good catch-up.

I can lead you to 4 Wisdom, but I can't free your brain from the evil of Punto.

by colintj on Apr 7, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions  

i thought this game was pretty ideal, too. sox win.

when the question marks that can be good are good and the one destined to suck does just that…we’re on the right track.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Apr 7, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions  

off topic: those worried/hoping for a post-Silver regression to the relevance mean at BP

should read Ben Lindbergh’s article on the tolls of catching. AJ really is a freak of nature. Kind of a surlier, healthier Mike Hart.

I can lead you to 4 Wisdom, but I can't free your brain from the evil of Punto.

by colintj on Apr 7, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions  

It also wouldn't be a feel-good Sox win

Without some foolish decisions on the basepaths.

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 7, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

getz stalks his prey.
Wise also understood the booing, attributing it to fans wanting their players to perform well. Wise knows a couple of hits on Wednesday will turn those jeers into cheers. Chris Getz, who had two hits in his first Opening Day start, stood strongly in Wise’s corner.

""I played with Dewayne for a full year last year, and I can tell you he is an extremely talented player," Getz said. “If he can get comfortable and get going, he will help our team out. It’s just one game out of 162 we play.”

http://scottmerkin.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/04/one_of_those_days.html

by larry on Apr 7, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions  

when you cut the grass, the snakes will show.

Who is supplying the lawnmower?

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 7:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

the only thing I say: "1 down 161(2) to go"

Royals pretty much gave us the win and we are very very thankful :) Let’s see at least 2-3 series and then start shuffling the lineups (even that is too soon).

by LT_sox_fan on Apr 7, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

1st place!

at least for a day.

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 7:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

edwin jackson 1 hitting toronto

through 7 innings on 75 pitches.
i think the jays are in for a rough season.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Apr 7, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions  

8th inning is a mutha today.

Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste.

by winningugly on Apr 7, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Adrian Beltre has decided to answer our prayers

I can lead you to 4 Wisdom, but I can't free your brain from the evil of Punto.

by colintj on Apr 7, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

fear will keep the other AL central teams in line.

I can lead you to 4 Wisdom, but I can't free your brain from the evil of Punto.

by colintj on Apr 7, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

i believe it was wilma rudolph who said

never underestimate the power of denard and the influence of the punto. twins are all the same in this notion: the potential for piranhity lives within each of them.

by larry on Apr 7, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

As they score 3 in the ninth for the W.

Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste.

by winningugly on Apr 8, 2009 6:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

I find your lack of faith disturbing...

Alexander Hamilton shot Alexander Hamilton...

by Hazymania on Apr 8, 2009 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

assuming this is the last frontpage thread for the evening/morning:

if you haven’t checked out adam carolla’s podcast, do so. it’s hilarious. lots of good guests. very funny. free. no censorship. highly recommended.

bill simmons has been on a couple times for a more sports oriented podcast, but it’s generally pretty random and quite entertaining.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Apr 7, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

i'm getting tired of simmons

but his podcasts are pretty $ for listening to in the car

4.2.09 - anno Cutler

by Illini0509 on Apr 7, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's a shame.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Apr 7, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's quite amusing.

leyland goes to his “closer” in the 8th in a high leverage situation. that’s what the seamheads scream for managers to do. but not when your closer is non-overpowering flyball pitcher lyon. you want a K in that situation and you don’t care if a guy walks beforehand. gosh, who does that sound like in the detroit bullpen.

by larry on Apr 7, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

So you have to watch the game? And be situational?

And play to your strengths? Fuck, I thought I could mail in my lineups.

Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste.

by winningugly on Apr 7, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

i thought leyland named rodney the "closer" just before the season started, no?

but point taken. rodney can sure strike people out, but he is often brutal. i think the tigers are in for a rough season.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Apr 7, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone else cursed with the "rough season" diagnosis, Doc?

Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste.

by winningugly on Apr 7, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

ummm

san diego and washington come to mind.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Apr 7, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck Mike Cuddayer.

Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste.

by winningugly on Apr 7, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

JAYS WIN!! WALK OFF!

Tiggers 0-2 baby!

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 7, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

No, the Jays are in trouble this year. I just read that somewhere.

Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste.

by winningugly on Apr 7, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

me too.

i couldn’t agree more.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Apr 7, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 7:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Great recap, Cheat. Boy, if there's one thing that really completes my summer days, it's one of Cheat's in-depth summaries of each and every last goddam Sox game that gets played throughout the season. It's really what keeps me going as a fan... and as

I look forward to a long season of baseball, reading Cheat’s recaps and gaining a broader understanding of my team’s doings through his thorough analyses. Just like this one here. I am so thankful you do these, Cheat. If I haven’t said that before, I want to make sure that is known straight and up front today, Opening Day, as we embark into the season. These recaps are pretty much what I live for. I’m not sure what I’d do if you ever decided, for whatever odd reason, not to do one. Probably just take a lot of pills or something quiet like that.
Anyway, thanks again.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 7, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I got a get it now

once we’re married, we know the fellatio disappears

by The Cheat on Apr 7, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

cheat, whatever money you’d give her is already hers – that’s how marriage works.

by larry on Apr 7, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

kitteh noooooo!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 8, 2009 8:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Liar.

LIARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste.

by winningugly on Apr 8, 2009 6:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

'Screwing your wife is like striking out the pitcher'

William Kennedy, Billy Phelan’s Greatest Game

by Sox-35th on Apr 8, 2009 8:21 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

O, Albany!

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 8, 2009 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Totally disagree.

World Series draught-ending-like.

Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.

by winningugly on Apr 8, 2009 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

no crap!

hsa, saddled up on this one!

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 7:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

although this topic is nsfw

I would never take part in such pre-marital…

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

escapades

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

quad cities road trip!

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 8, 2009 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

;) heh

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 7, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey crew, i didnt mean to offend you on the leadoff subject.

I just figured we went over it 1000×. I was replying to someone else’s post and yours at the same time.

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 8:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

No prob brother

Guess it was sort of a redundant question to pose

by Crede's Crew on Apr 8, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

And suicidal! Perfect!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 7, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you my wife #3?

I thought you were dead?

Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste.

by winningugly on Apr 7, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's pretty funny.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 8, 2009 8:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

how about a dunk?

Assuming one is tall enough and/or has the hops…a jam is even easier

by Crede's Crew on Apr 7, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Believe it or not,

Crede just popped up behind first base.

Thome homers late, Crede pops up. It’s 2008 all over again!

Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste.

by winningugly on Apr 7, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh...

The Thome homer is worth the pain of Joe in that damn uni

by Crede's Crew on Apr 7, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

go drown yourself.

i just wish the white sox had an offense like the cubs.

by larry on Apr 7, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

they always come back. what an amazing team. just think if they had listened to me and signed andruw jones.

by larry on Apr 7, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

go green

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 7:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Professor Farnsworth takes the ball

http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2009/04/07/the-dugout-opening-day/

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Apr 7, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Vince got it last thread.

Great read.

Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste.

by winningugly on Apr 7, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes, good stuff

 

WordUpThome: THE ONLY THING I CAN DO IS CRANK DINGERS, AN THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO IS GIVE EM UP

:p

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Apr 7, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

i also like the reference to the old days of the dugout

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 7, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 7, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 7, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

I know Jose is proud, but 2 games in a row?

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news/probable_pitchers.jsp?c_id=cws

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Apr 7, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions  

One last thought -

all our runs scored with 2 outs and were immediately followed by JD getting thrown out on the basepaths.

Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste.

by winningugly on Apr 7, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions  

morrow just lost his release point

walked the bases loaded. got taken out. infield single, followed by a two run single. twins win with 3 in the 9th. lookout landing losing their shit.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Apr 7, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

God I hate the Twins.

One more year of this fucking bullshit Arena Baseball. Can’t wait to watch their infield hits plummet next year.

by expatnyc on Apr 7, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

I didn't watch all of the game,

but counted at least two turf-hits. One of them in the 9th. Of course, Morrow lost his shit completely and never should have been allowed to continue after walking Kubel on four pitches—almost all of them on the same longitude. Still. Bugs me.

by expatnyc on Apr 7, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

The one in the 9th to Beltre made me lose my mind. I mean, you gotta give a team credit for taking advantage of their home turf - that's what they should be doing - but shit, it sucks to see the Twins do that!

BBBBLLLLLLLLAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

Whatta shitty ending to an otherwise really nice game by the Mariners.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 8, 2009 8:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

No kidding

for the 1,432,667th time…I will not miss that stadium next season

by Crede's Crew on Apr 8, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

What a shithole is that stadium

But Target Field looks nice from the concept pics.

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 7, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

That 9th inning was crazy

Gotta love it when they just smack it off the ground

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 7, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Imagine a team of 9 nick puntos on that field.

There was an incident a few years ago. The Bulls were killing the Knicks, scrubs were playing out the clock, and the fans were screaming at them to score 100 points for free Big Macs. They took a ton of shots, Knicks took offense and they tried to fight some Bulls players.

by Ozzie Montana on Feb 19, 2009 5:25 PM EST

by Jbasic89 on Apr 7, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

only in nightmares

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 7:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nick Punto stars in Multiplicity 2.

Coming to theaters July 8th.

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 9:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

i'm not 100% sure of this

but it sure sounded like the twins radio guy just said their postgame show is called the down low.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Apr 7, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Late inning lead-blowing is abundant early this season.

Our game, Hawkins just blew a lead to teh Cub in the 8th, Motte’s meltdown yesterday, Lyon and now Morrow.

by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 7, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Houston won though

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 7, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is their year bro

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 7, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

brah

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on Apr 7, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

the sportscaster on my local news network

after thome’s homer
“…thats a 3 run difference maker, the sox win 4-2, and somewhere, the president smiles.”

har har har

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 7, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Fieldss throw home was #9 on ESPN top 10 countdown

There was an incident a few years ago. The Bulls were killing the Knicks, scrubs were playing out the clock, and the fans were screaming at them to score 100 points for free Big Macs. They took a ton of shots, Knicks took offense and they tried to fight some Bulls players.

by Ozzie Montana on Feb 19, 2009 5:25 PM EST

by Jbasic89 on Apr 7, 2009 10:52 PM CDT reply actions  

deservedly so

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 7, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

twas a beaut

There was an incident a few years ago. The Bulls were killing the Knicks, scrubs were playing out the clock, and the fans were screaming at them to score 100 points for free Big Macs. They took a ton of shots, Knicks took offense and they tried to fight some Bulls players.

by Ozzie Montana on Feb 19, 2009 5:25 PM EST

by Jbasic89 on Apr 7, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

they never give us web gems.

I think that amazing throw iguchi made when he was parallel to the ground was like, the #2 webgem that night.

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

My Favorite Blog (Sorry Cheat)
Gimme an M, gimme an A, gimme an R, gimme an I…
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M’s record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 7, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

There was an incident a few years ago. The Bulls were killing the Knicks, scrubs were playing out the clock, and the fans were screaming at them to score 100 points for free Big Macs. They took a ton of shots, Knicks took offense and they tried to fight some Bulls players.

by Ozzie Montana on Feb 19, 2009 5:25 PM EST

by Jbasic89 on Apr 7, 2009 11:05 PM CDT reply actions  

What in the hell was Hillman thinking

bringing in Farnsworth to begin with and then letting him face Thome? I would have broke my television if i was a Royal fan.

Great job by the Sox bullpen. Great job by Getz, Fields and obviously Thome.

Out of town scoreboard is next to impossible to read. I got 20/20 vision and couldn’t make the thing out. Brutal.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Apr 7, 2009 11:32 PM CDT reply actions  

i was sitting upper deck behind home and i saw it fine

There was an incident a few years ago. The Bulls were killing the Knicks, scrubs were playing out the clock, and the fans were screaming at them to score 100 points for free Big Macs. They took a ton of shots, Knicks took offense and they tried to fight some Bulls players.

by Ozzie Montana on Feb 19, 2009 5:25 PM EST

by Jbasic89 on Apr 8, 2009 5:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

I sit between 3rd and LF - near the back and could see it fine too

Plus now I can see the lineups and batter stats – as opposed to being blocked by the fund. deck.

Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"

by Brush Back on Apr 8, 2009 8:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

looked fine to me.

pretty impressive, actually.

typical south side sox meathead.

by thecip on Apr 8, 2009 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Considering what everyone else here is saying

Maybe it’s time to see if you still have 20/20 vision.

by Grinder in Training on Apr 8, 2009 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

I saw it just fine from RF

except for all those jerks sitting behind me whose heads got in the way.

Great recap cheat.

Logic dead and gone
Its ghost haunts all our slumbers
Where triples have died

by e-gus on Apr 8, 2009 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

There seems to be something wonky with the rss feeds

For every post the last day or two I’m getting 2-3 duplicate entries that pop up some hours after the originals. Gets me all excited when I get the ‘ding’ of a new post, but then I see it isn’t new after all and a part of me shrivels up and dies.

by Trooper on Apr 8, 2009 1:04 AM CDT reply actions  

Hopefully not below the waist.

You’re too young, Troop. NOT YOU, TOO!

Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste.

by winningugly on Apr 8, 2009 7:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

3 more dupes today!

soon I’ll be confused with an OPOS!

by Trooper on Apr 8, 2009 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

Greatest thing about the game - besides the win...

The new gate is completely awesome to go in and out of!!! The new methods allows you to exit in amazing time.

Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"

by Brush Back on Apr 8, 2009 8:05 AM CDT reply actions  

what has changed?

I will be there friday night.

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 8:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Opening Day home runs

I didn’t see this in the above threads. The scoreboard said that Thome leads the White Sox in Opening Day home runs. Can anyone verify this?

"Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now."

by thekever on Apr 8, 2009 8:12 AM CDT reply actions  

he has hit 2 in the last 3 years or something.

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 8:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

3 out of the last 4

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 8, 2009 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, eff-stick who always talks about his job,

did you see my post to you yesterday? Are you in the McHenry Co. domestic abuse dept? I have a client who works there. Just curious to see if we have a small world.

And do not ignore my posts or I will bring vengeance and furious anger upon you.

Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.

by winningugly on Apr 8, 2009 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 8, 2009 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

I am still debating whether I should get a tasty sandwich at cobblestone (free parking, feel bad)

Or should I try that build your own burrito/nacho?

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 8:14 AM CDT reply actions  

I'm going Sunday and I am mulling over the options

Also trying to figure out if I’m just going to get the schwag beers or actually get up and go to the good beer vendor

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 8, 2009 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

it's a no brainer to get the primo beers just on the alcohol % alone.

If I could only find that stand… This may be a dumb question but do they have like a map of the vendors at the park? What you should do is, sneak your favorite plastic 5th into the park and order cokes/sprite. =X

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

the new kosher dogs are certainly not Best Kosher

gonna try that build your own burrito thing next time. it looks good. It is by the deli in right field.

typical south side sox meathead.

by thecip on Apr 8, 2009 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

thanks for the info, i would never be able to find it otherwise. Maybe I will SHARE a sandwich at the cobblestone so i am still hungry at the park.

I feel bad parking there and not ordering any food. I know that the city banned their little scheme but they held the gates open for me once when i was running a little late. I have parked there ever since (unless I got a free parking pass). Cip if you say it looks good I will take your word for it, although we heavily disagree on dogs (to your credit I have not tried the new ones yet so I might be thinking about something else). Friday is going to be like the Taste of Chicago for me! lol

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Quarterback - more or less grindy than punter?

I need to know how Fields compares to D. Erstad.

by 67WMAQ on Apr 8, 2009 9:07 AM CDT reply actions  

The throw across his body with accuracy

Would have made Jay Cutler proud!

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Apr 8, 2009 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

much less grindy

i don’t believe josh played hockey in high school

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 8, 2009 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

a snipet From Kahrl at BP

[After striking out Quentin—and flat-out overpowering the Sox slugger in the process—you might understand Hillman’s intent to give the situation over entirely to the guy the team spent $9.25 million on to do just that. You can also reasonably disagree with that intent—while skirting the frothy frenzied insta-reaction and low boiling point of sports radio—because if not for Wise’s problems with bunting, gassing Quentin was arguably Farnsworth’s solitary highlight. Maybe pulling Farnsworth after the strikeout would have given the pitcher something to hang his hat on for his day at the office; maybe it would have left him second-guessing his use to his new team already. Maybe it matters to have Mahay thinking he’s not just a situational lefty. Maybe it matters to have Farnsworth understand from direct (recent) experience that he’s coming out in that situation. Maybe Joakim Soria would have been the best guy to bring in, and maybe Hillman didn’t want to go that route—one that the skipper employed just three times last year—this early in the season. Maybe a win would have eased or erased all of this fidgeting over roles and usage patterns.]

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Apr 8, 2009 10:07 AM CDT reply actions  

Also a great rant from BP alum, Rany Jazayerli

here: http://www.ranyontheroyals.com/2009/04/opening-day-and-gloves-come-off.html

A small taste:

“There is no fathomable reason to think that Kyle Farnsworth is a better pitcher than Juan Cruz. None. And any reason that Hillman might proffer serves only to denigrate the intellect of the man proffering it. Before today’s game, I had been told that Hillman decided on Farnsworth in part because he pitched better during the final week of spring training. That excuse – and I hesitate to sully the fine name of the term "excuse" by associating it with Hillman’s thought process here – is both inexplicable and totally absurd. Which is to say, it makes as much sense as any other excuse that Hillman could have offered for his decision.”

by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 8, 2009 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Me likey!

I was thrilled he left Farnsworth in – I was watching in a bar and told everyone, “watch this, this should be fun” and then KABOOM! You knew he would just try to muscle it up and throw it past him especially when he was down 2-0, you don’t have to guess a whole lot with that knucklehead on the mound.

I read that Hillman said something after the game about Farnsworth is getting paid. What does it matter what Farnsworth is earning, it’s irrelevant. If you’ve got a LOOGY in your pen what the hell are you saving him for, the bottom of the 11th?

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Apr 8, 2009 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Amazing that each of us knows

that a LOOGY probably would have gotten a strike out or pop-out from Thome, but Hillman didn’t. And this isn’t a case of hindsight being 20/20. Just like you, C-Pete, I said the same thing to people who gathered in my office to listen to that inning.

Not to change topics, but can those folks who were at yesterday’s game speak of any other changes at the Cell? Very sad to hear that the Best Kosher dogs are gone (I guess Sara Lee doesn’t manufacture them any more). The burrito bar sounds good.

by palehose67 on Apr 8, 2009 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thomer is liking lefties a bit more as of last year, I thought.

IIRC he acquitted himself fairly nicely. Not a jamoke against lefties.

Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.

by winningugly on Apr 8, 2009 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

one year don't matter much for splits.

even if you don’t go to matchups, there is no reason that farnsworth should be in there for any part of the 8th instead of cruz – what are they paying that guy for then?

by larry on Apr 8, 2009 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

What's the general concensus on what a manager is worth?

Maybe one or two games a year?

Interesting game because here’s not that many games where you can point to one specific move a manager makes (or doesn’t make) and say – Yes, right there, just that one stupid move lost the game.

He just used up his mulligan for ‘09. You can’t do that very often and keep your job.

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Apr 8, 2009 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't disagree with the move.

cold weather, an old Thome, a flame thrower on the mound. I bet the real reasoning was he thought Thome has lost some bat speed and couldn’t catch up to Farnsworth’s fastball.

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

career splits

.296/.431/.620

.240/.342/.422

Guess which one is RHP and which is LHP?

He’s Barry Bonds on one split, and Brian Anderson on the other. Who would you rather face with the game on the line?

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Apr 8, 2009 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

More goes into this than just splits.

Thome has had back problems for years, he is old and the bat speed shoudl theoretically slow down, it was cold, and you have a guy on the mound that can throw 96+. Plus, although it was a small sample size, Thome did pretty well against lefties last year as WU recalled.

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

too many "and"s *

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

You should be the next Royals manager

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Apr 8, 2009 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

i could be

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bring WU along to be your 3B coach

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Apr 8, 2009 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

In all fairness...

I don’t think he’d have done much worse.

by Grinder in Training on Apr 8, 2009 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

And he just doesn’t look the same against lefties (granted, noting some limited success last year). I can’t even put my finger on exactly how is approach is different, but it is.

by palehose67 on Apr 8, 2009 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

I would pencil

in Brian Anderson everyday if he could post numbers like that. Particularly that OBP. In fact, he would be a pretty solid CF if that were the case.

no. a mime is when you don't talk, not when no one talks to you.
by MarketMaker on Apr 6, 2009 2:58 PM CDT

by jc2313 on Apr 8, 2009 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, i suppose if that's the real reasoning, you might as well check on opening day.

wait. i’ve got a better idea! there are these guys called “scouts”. you can have them check things. like, how hitters react to certain pitches. and you can have them write “scouting reports”. and you can have these scouting reports given to you to, like, read before a game. or have them handy in the dugout. and you can read whether a guy has lost bat speed and can’t handle a 95 MPH fastball.

or you can be the dipshit who all the scouts for other teams use an example in their “thome can still hit the fastball just fine” section of their scouting reports.

by larry on Apr 8, 2009 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I am not arguing that kyle is or is not a crappy pitcher.

I am arguing that the weather conditions may have played a role in the decision. Sometimes you have to go with your gut. You may be selling insurance a week later, or you may look like a genius. How do we know that there is not some type of agreement between upper management and the manager to pitch this guy regardless of some situations? I don’t think it was that bad of a move, you have your hardest throwing reliever against an aging slugger in cold weather. I’ll take my chances that the aging sluggers back is a little stiff.

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

They're carrying 11 pitchers on their roster

They’re there for a reason. They have their roles, and it’s a manager’s job to optimize their usage.

Why did he pull Meche and bring in Farnsworth? Meche was pitching great wasn’t he?

If the LOOGY doesn’t get used in that situation, why is he on your roster?

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Apr 8, 2009 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

so he can face ortiz =)

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

sure looked stiff all game long.

clearly can see why you’d want to take your chances against all known evidence.

by larry on Apr 8, 2009 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

so you're in favor of ignoring a mountain of evidence?

or just that you understand it because you’ve done that before?

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Apr 8, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I assume you have never picked up a bat so I guess you couldn't tell the difference.

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

I had an image of a Royals scout saying...

“Oh, crap! I did include the ‘Thome absolutely crushes fastballs from right handed pitchers,’ in the report, didn’t I????”

by palehose67 on Apr 8, 2009 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

you are missing the point as usual.

he may crush rhp in the middle of july. when you are playing in tundra like conditions things change.

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Apparently they don't.

He’s not a position player.. he was probably next to a heater all game.

by Grinder in Training on Apr 8, 2009 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

or, as he always is, inside at the cage taking swings.

they ain’t gonna let thome get cold. i recall the white sox having a decent training staff.

by larry on Apr 8, 2009 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly..

He’s not cold, the weather wasn’t a factor. I may have misplaced Thome, but my point stands, he was plenty warm when he came up to bat.

by Grinder in Training on Apr 8, 2009 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know why I am so

amused with the idea of misplacing Thome.

by palehose67 on Apr 8, 2009 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's not exactly a set of keys.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 8, 2009 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Home Al-Thome.

Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.

by winningugly on Apr 8, 2009 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

As usual? Really?

Geez, I hardly ever even comment. I had no idea that I was always missing the point. I tend to only make bland comments and move on. However, I do recall a certain Jim Thome crushing a home run on Opening Day (night, actually) in 2006 in a freezing rain storm. But that probably misses the point. As usual.

by palehose67 on Apr 8, 2009 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

don't take it so personal.

the list of people who miss the point is up to about 53. I could start a football team.

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

No sweat.

I thought perhaps that you thought I was larry. Seriously, I don’t comment very often.

by palehose67 on Apr 8, 2009 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or Thome crushing a home run during game 163 last season

On a chilly night.

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on Apr 8, 2009 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

ah, its good to be back in the season

Thome’s 2008 splits by month

Thome’s 2007 splits by month

The Gentleman Masher has done exactly that the past two seasons in the opening month(s if you include March). Cold doesn’t seem to bug the big guy too much.

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 8, 2009 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

He's Chicago tough.

Or at least Peoria tough. Very similar.

by palehose67 on Apr 8, 2009 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

too small of a sample size

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

that was a joke right?

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 8, 2009 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

no, because we have had pretty warm april/may's over the past 2 years.

Now, I would believe you if you gave me cold weather/warm weather splits.

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was just about to defend you

and say “Of course it was a joke and a pretty funny one at that.” But alas…

by palehose67 on Apr 8, 2009 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

we can use 40F degrees as a starting point.

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

B-R doesn’t keep track of splits by temp and this is just a terrible argument

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 8, 2009 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

no one invited you into it.

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

just like the good old days

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 8, 2009 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Apr 8, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Breakdown of righties vs. lefties?

Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.

by winningugly on Apr 8, 2009 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who's to say what's meaningless?

If folks thought like you there’s be no growth in embracing stats.

Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.

by winningugly on Apr 8, 2009 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now you are just being argumentative.

Effin’ lawyers.

Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.

by winningugly on Apr 8, 2009 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

people are working themselves up into a tizzy over this.

there’s no need to overthink or try to guess why hillman made a dumbfuck decision. go with the percentages. thome no likey the lefty. farnsworth not a good pitcher. cold weather, hot weather, month, shoe size, who fucking cares. irrelevant to the decision that was made.

by larry on Apr 8, 2009 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

No tizzy here.

I just hate the “what an IDIOT!” vehemence when something doesn’t work out when the “book” is not played, and what an effin’ genius someone is when a “hunch” works out well.

That’s baseball. Next game.

Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.

by winningugly on Apr 8, 2009 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

right

i was just throwing my 2 cents out there. I didn’t chissel it into a stone tablet just yet. You’ll know when I do.

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unless the person you are fleecing

is mute.

Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.

by winningugly on Apr 8, 2009 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Moses?

I didn’t know they had Internet access in the desert. Are you coming over for Passover tonight?

Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.

by winningugly on Apr 8, 2009 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, to steal your newborns!

and feed them Farnsworth fastballs, middle out!

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

darrin jackson would argue with you

i wish i could quote exactly what he said, but the other day (maybe on the hit and run show on the score) he was trying to say something about positioning players and he said something like just because a guy hits it in a certain place 75% of the time, well, he’s going to hit it somewhere else the other 25% so there’s no point in trying to guess where the ball is going to go.
(and i know when teams put on a radical shift it is usually because the batter hits the ball in a certain area quite a bit more than 75% of the time.)

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Apr 8, 2009 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh come on!

You’re just making that up, right?

by palehose67 on Apr 8, 2009 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, that was the gist of it.

dj says a lot of things, of which, concerning their veracity, i am highly skeptical.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Apr 8, 2009 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

meanie!

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

And has a better major league career in baseball

and securing an analyst position than you.

(Because I like the road less traveled.)

Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.

by winningugly on Apr 8, 2009 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Don't read it.

It’s not China, really.

Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.

by winningugly on Apr 8, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

only NOW has the baseball season started!

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

You = point-misser.

Maybe if it was July and Thome was in a slump and batting 0-4 on a day that the winds were blowing in…maayyybbbbeeee then you let Farnsworth face him.

Fact is, Thome was seeing the ball yesterday and 2 men were on base with a 2-run deficit.

Hillman knew that. We all knew that. 40,000 fans in the stands knew that.
Hillman made a big boo-boo. The batboy would have pitched Soria.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 8, 2009 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

you are pretty good at saddeling up thing....

get much practice? =)

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

JIM THOME SCOUTING REPORTS 09

Assets
A rare mix of power, patience, and technique at the plate. For a huge guy he is more than just a masher; waits for his pitch, uses the whole field, and can blast it out to all fields. A monster run producer.

Flaws
Like most legendary sluggers he whiffs a lot. Minor injuries will always be an issue. Has as much speed as a turtle and not much of a glove.
-———————————————-
absent…. CATCH UP WITH FASTBALL

Insider edge numbers……

the percentages of pitches chased in those areas.
Inside Edge
   AVG VS. RH VS. LH
Fastballs .301 (.320) .263
Curves .213 .227 .190
Sliders .157 .160 .154
Change U.302 .311 .259
Other .224 .233 .000

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Apr 8, 2009 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

I am not debating that he is more likely to get out by a LOOGY

no idea why you posted this…

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have no idea why you are debating at all

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Apr 8, 2009 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am not just playing the devil's advocate

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very good.

Except a “get” like Hillman (devout as he is) might be a good “get” for the Devil.

Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.

by winningugly on Apr 8, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

you may want to reconsider that statement!

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

depending on weather... and gut feeling

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

and pressure from upper management...

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

There is a certain amount

of truthiness to your argument. I sure am glad baseball is back!

by palehose67 on Apr 8, 2009 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

me too!

i got sick and tired of watching re-runs of 90210 and america’s next top model. New season of Gossip girl and white sox baseball? What more could I ask for???

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks - negate my question above,

though I’d still like to see the LHP. vs. RHP splits for April/May.

And I’m just playing the devil’s advocate, also. Have to be contrary. Plus, God-boy sure needs some support on his site since he’s behind the 8-ball just because he’s fervent in his beliefs. (Like that Farnsworth can throw a fastball past Thome.)

Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.

by winningugly on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think the location of the pitch was the mistake

if there’s one place Thome can hit a 95 mph heater, it’s low and away.

by Daniel Berlyn on Apr 8, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

couldnt post the matrix but imagine a box for hitting zone

.187 / .281 / .246

.251 / .504 / .321

.283 / .387 / .255

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Apr 8, 2009 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Google calendar + ical updating schedule * google sync = awesome cell phone goodness.

typical south side sox meathead.

by thecip on Apr 8, 2009 10:53 AM CDT reply actions  

I think that is correct.

125 PA; 109 AB; 24 R; 30 H. I don’t think that includes yesterdays outstanding outing.

by palehose67 on Apr 8, 2009 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

Neato, thanks. I was just alarmed looking down that column in relation to other teams...the man has given up a pretty run or two in his day. :)

But yeah – this does confirm that Farnsworth has given us more runs than Jerry Owens.
:D

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 8, 2009 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nicely played!

"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris

by Chiburb on Apr 8, 2009 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

and somehow they still charge $30 to sponsor him

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 8, 2009 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's double what Dewayne cost me.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 8, 2009 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

wingman.

cheat likes women with low self-esteem.

by larry on Apr 8, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

i thought that was market?

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 8, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

take a good look.

cuz it’s the last time…

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Apr 8, 2009 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

you'll see these!

/flash

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 8, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

fun fact

only two teams have a higher tOPS+ against Farnsy, the Phillies and Rockies.

also, only two teams have scored more runs off of him, the Astros and the Cardinals

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 8, 2009 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's right up there with the Grillmeister as favorite CWS cannon fodder

aka Jason Grilli

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Apr 8, 2009 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

we don't hit him nearly as well as other teams do

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/split.cgi?n1=grillja01&year=Career&t=p#oppon

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 8, 2009 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I saw Grilli contributed to a loss earlier this week

and thought how nice he was to us.

Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.

by winningugly on Apr 8, 2009 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Poor Tigers

Really that desperate to risk fucking up Porcello? I’ll will eagerly watch tomorrow.

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Apr 8, 2009 4:10 PM CDT reply actions  

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