Ken Levine, a comedy writer who hosts the LA Dodgers pre and post game show, invited the Bambino to fill in at his blog. A couple of snips for flavor, more at the url:
THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS – What kind of pussy name is "Blue Jays"? How the hell is a Blue Jay supposed to strike fear in the hearts of opponents? "Blue Jays" wear pigtails and sell cookies, "Giants" stomp on people and get arrested with Mickey Rourke.

Same with…

THE LOS ANGELES ANGELS OF ANAHEIM – When you think of an "angel" you don’t think some bad ass dude who’s gonna grind your guts into garters. Fuck no. You think of Nicole Kidman prancing with wood nymphs and shit. Who cares if you’re from Los Angeles, Anaheim, or California ? If your team name is "angels" your city of record is Fantasyland.

And along those lines…