How 'bout a run?
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 3:04 PM CDT
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PrintIt's almost 12 years to the day since the last time the White Sox got shutout in back to back games. It's not gonna happen today.
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Doesn't smell quite as Farnsworthy in here.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 9, 2009 3:06 PM CDT reply actions
hopefully him and not tejada
they may not have a choice if we can chase Kyle here
Jamey Wright warming up.
He appears to be a noun. That’s about all I know about him.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 9, 2009 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't understand it.
Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.
dustin pedroia dances and then gets what's coming to him
courtesy of JD and Carl Weathers and a killer rally car.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
Oh, my view at work is only a motionless screen of Pedroia.
That does sound funny.
Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.
'Twas from last year. Got plenty rec'd up then.
Not that I’m against rec’ing it again — just explaining.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 9, 2009 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
And it's Papelbon, not Douchnozzle East (or at least other Douchnozzle).
To clarify my opinion: It is beyond brilliant.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 9, 2009 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Flagged for Racism.
All white people may look alike, you’re just not allowed to say it.
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
Probably because it's from last season. But I shouldn't say anything like that or else I'll get put in my place about spending too much time here.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 9, 2009 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions
he caught himself
barely. too many of those pepsis and diet pepsis
by FAQ on Apr 9, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll Say It
The Sox aren’t good this year. The pitching will keep them in games etc, but seriously, other than the 3,4,5 hitters, is there anyone in this line up that we know for sure is good?
Why?
I’m not saying season over, give up. Just look at the line up. They don’t walk, they don’t have power… sure there is upside (Fields) and Alexei should be fine, but he also doesn’t know that walking is allowed. And Konerko has some the world’s largest fork in him. Can’t wait to watch him disappoint us 300 times over the next two years.
Other than 3-5
Yes, little power coming from center, first, second, behind the plate, and we’ll see about third.
he's a comedian
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
well you said:
1. The Sox aren’t good this year. Highly subjective. I disagree, but I’ll leave that alone.
2. The pitching will keep them in games – Uh yeah, isn’t that basically how we won in 2005.
3. Other than the 3,4,5 hitters is there anyone we know for sure who is good? – Uh, Look at Konerko’s 2nd half #s last year and career #s. Past his prime, but far from totally washed up. He’s also a slow starter.
Aside from him, AJ is as consistent as they come behind the plate.
As you said, there is a lot of upside with Fields. Getz is not a proven commodity but has the minor league #s to be a solid player for us.
In sum, you are WAY overreacting to a tough early series vs. KC. Relax
After 25 innings
The Sox have four runs against the Royals (and only one if they don’t face Farnsworth). This should worry everyone here.
Meche and Greinke suck
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
No one here
Remembers 2007? Has anyone seen anything from this O thus far that gives anyone any reason to think they’re going to be good?
BTW, let me apologize for not being a homer.
dude you just said a team that has raked homers (forever)
Has no power.
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
Yes because they're older...
Crede is gone, we don’t know if Fields will hit like he did in ‘07 or just K all the time. And Konerko’s power is gone. Other than Thome, St. Carlos, and Dye… where is the power coming from? Or the base runners for them to drive in on the bombs?
Is no one else worried? Really?
why arent you worried about Carlos?
Hawk said it took him a year to get over his hand injury, and Q! is no Hawkeroo.
Logic dead and gone
Its ghost haunts all our slumbers
Where triples have died
Where are you getting Konerko's power is gone?
Seriously this is silly. If its one thing the team will do is hit its share of hrs.
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
yeah man
the only team with more HR this millenium is Texas and that litle league park they got down there.
Even in 2007 they still managed 190 HR, the only year they didnt have 200+
Logic dead and gone
Its ghost haunts all our slumbers
Where triples have died
why bother?
he must think the sox still have andy gonzales and luis tererro.
brian anderson would've caught that...
you know who's good?
the twins.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Apr 9, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You know what's good?
Golf videogames.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 9, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Obviously, he already knows that!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 9, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Dotel
If you pitch a major leaguer 4 straight fastballs away, unless you’re throwing 110 they will probably hit it
"I tell you what, that kid has Nintendo power"
It worked in game one...lets try it again...
I’ve seen this movie before. We take the lead this inning
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 9, 2009 3:19 PM CDT reply actions
Crede's Crew Likes This
Hey, it worked Tuesday
you and Joe Cool 24 better change your names by tomorrow.
Logic dead and gone
Its ghost haunts all our slumbers
Where triples have died
you know...I was thinking about this
Suggestions?
Screw Crede
then you keep the same letters
Logic dead and gone
Its ghost haunts all our slumbers
Where triples have died
Anderson's Piligamy Group?
my president is white.
Quentin's Qrew
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 9, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Quentin's Qrew
No need to diss Mr. Joe Crede.
my president is white.
Good Call...I shall see us through this game (hopefully with a win)
Then the debut shall occur
hes a twin
so yes there is plenty of reason to dis the guy you named yourself after
Logic dead and gone
Its ghost haunts all our slumbers
Where triples have died
Does 2005 meaning NOTHING to you!!
my president is white.
how about
otter7isnotimpressed.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Apr 9, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mine has nothing to do with Crede
my president is white.
so you like snoopy?
and youre 24 years old?
gay.
Logic dead and gone
Its ghost haunts all our slumbers
Where triples have died
My nickname was Joe Cool
My favorite number has always been 24.
my president is white.
noone ever called you Joe Cool
except maybe a creepy uncle or something like that.
Logic dead and gone
Its ghost haunts all our slumbers
Where triples have died
Uncle Gregory, how did you know?
my president is white.
I turn on the TV
“His might be a little longer, but mine weighs more”….
What the fuck is Hawk talking about??
my president is white.
Our pitching = Sick nasty
Our offense = puke nasty
my president is white.
Dotel has 2 IP, 6 K's?
my president is white.
how many ted williams stories does hawk have?
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
Fields has wheels?
my president is white.
If Fields is scoring, Getz is getting to 3B.
my president is white.
we need to run some laps and sprints
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Apr 9, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions
had the ump not screwed us...
I’d have been right about this being the inning where we take the lead
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 9, 2009 3:35 PM CDT reply actions
that should be your new handle
Watching JD in RF is not enjoyable
Logic dead and gone
Its ghost haunts all our slumbers
Where triples have died
Or....Where triples go to D........oh wait...nevermind..
my president is white.
snort
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Apr 9, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Fucking Boston son of a bitch.
my president is white.
shouldve only been one
JD = not good defense
Logic dead and gone
Its ghost haunts all our slumbers
Where triples have died
12 years since the last back to back shutouts you say, Cheat?
Logic dead and gone
Its ghost haunts all our slumbers
Where triples have died
lets rockiaum soria
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Apr 9, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions
3 games in and were celebrating not getting shut out...
"I tell you what, that kid has Nintendo power"
alexei's way due
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
come on wilson
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
shitballs
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Shitcock.
Oh well, get ’em next time.
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
by rhythm on Apr 9, 2009 3:58 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh well. Not a bad 9th inning effort.
Let’s try some of that in the first 8 innings
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
start the count of times danks gets no run support
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Why?
Wise is awesome. There really hasn’t been much he didn’t do during this series…
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
Ironically, I didn't like the idea of Crisp cause he would have hit leadoff with a .330 OBP
.330 would absolutely look kick ass at this point……
by hitlesswonder on Apr 9, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Willie Mays was 1-24 in his first 25 AB's...
(Ducks.)
Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.
(Somewhere dantesox wails.)
Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.
i blame Cheat
you should have had this thread titled “how bout a couple o’ runs”
i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005
by BoeJouma on Apr 9, 2009 4:00 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
i blame the cereal bitch
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
There's a pony in here somewhere...
Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.
There's a pony in here somewhere...
Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.
Pretty.
I want one. Like Catherine the Great wanted one.
Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.
VG.
Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.
In other news, Catherine Zeta-Jones seeks new agent.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 9, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
That is fantastic.
I would pay to see the “R” rated version.
Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.
Married to Michael Douglas
Says that more often than not.
by 67WMAQ on Apr 9, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Wrecked.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
First greenie, 67?
How’s it feel?
Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.
It says something about today's game when the play of the game is a comment
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
Happy Passover!
Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.
Thank you.
Nazi ponies and Passover go together like Failure and DeWayne Wise.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 9, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Through the looking glass.
Shoot, how do you think Spanks/BoSux fans felt last year looking up at the Rays?
It’s only one series. Small sample size.
Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.
"Sans" speech?
MOS? (Mitout sound. Google it.)
Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.
I love the postgame call in douchebags
“You thought last year was bad? This year is gonna be even worse!”
You mean Otter7?
Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.
That's what a few of you in here are making it sound like, too.
Everyone’s been saying it since the end of ST – there’s such obvious parity in the division that no one team is poised to run away with it. Not even the talking heads are able to come to a concensus in re: the division strongman. The Sox have just as much of a chance as anyone. No one team is stacked nor has an inordinate number of serious flaws.
The call-in people are the stereotypical “meatheds.”
by stuartscottslefteye on Apr 9, 2009 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I think the majority of commenters here think they'll do worse than last year but the division is still up for grabs.
Last year was a pretty good year.
yeah
we’re not all otter7
" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT
" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT
I don't know who Otter7 is (I'm kind new here)
but I’m assuming he or she is a bit of a doomsdayer.
by stuartscottslefteye on Apr 9, 2009 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions
just scroll up and see
" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT
" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT
i think you'll get along just fine here
" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT
" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT
I do believe I do possess the baseball accumen
required to at least be a contributor here, plus I can be a sarcastic prick. ;-)
by stuartscottslefteye on Apr 9, 2009 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Why do you guys misspell "meatheads?"
I was going through some of the old posts from the main page and I noticed that it’s always spelled “meatheds.”
by stuartscottslefteye on Apr 9, 2009 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Consult ye the Book of the Mostly Meatheads.
SSS is a bunch of douchebags
There are a few that know their stoff – colintj, larry, The Cheat – but the rest are meatheds for the most part.
by lostinthevines on Mar 4, 2009 9:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
“Methhead” is also considered to be acceptable. “Stoff” is always welcomed.
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 9, 2009 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Of course, "douchebags" can only be spelled one way.
Any meathed knows that stoff.
Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.
Point taken.
Don’t misspell anything. Unless it’s funny, i.e. “shitpot” when you really mean “shotput.” Though I don’t imagine that’ll come up very often.
Though I guess you could say “lostinthevines is a shotput” and not get called out on it.
by stuartscottslefteye on Apr 9, 2009 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Absolutely.
And that may very well be the case. But as long they ALL win 85 games and we win 86, we’re fine.
by stuartscottslefteye on Apr 9, 2009 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions
In Two Thousand Eight
it was a very good year…
Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.
by winningugly on Apr 9, 2009 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, that is evidence he gets "run" support.
Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10 percent I’ll probably waste. Wait, I'm married to a Jewish woman. Strike that.
at least Q! paid attention to what I had to say.
and 8 fucking Ks? did Davies actually have some control today?
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
Alright everyone.
We’ll get ’em tomorrow. Unless we suck again.
Later
by stuartscottslefteye on Apr 9, 2009 5:51 PM CDT reply actions
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