Pods Up, Nix Activated, BA to DL, Owens to AAA

Source = Obama?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I would like to nominate Scrent Podsedbridge as the worst CF I have seen watching MLB

And I do that not having seen it yet.

by hitlesswonder on May 1, 2009 1:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Also: Moe Green, Carlo Rizzi found dead.

by The Actual El Guapo on May 1, 2009 1:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

BA is a pimp.

It was Owens all along.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, this should be fun.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 1:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

'

by The Actual El Guapo on May 1, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

OK, just one more and then I'm done.

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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 1:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck me

this sucks.

Our CF is now Jason Nix and Scotty Pods.

by madvillian on May 1, 2009 1:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Jason Nix would be great.

It’s JAYSON Nix that depresses me.

Where’s Mackowiac when you need him? I mean, really.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i don't know where Mackowiac is

but Rob Mackowiak is a free agent

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't want him.

I want the French version.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

l'agent libre français

by dr. lingerie on May 1, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Rec'd.

Always good to dis the French.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

GO GREEN!

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by Where Triples Go to Die on May 1, 2009 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm thinking

jayson nix isn’t going to play center.

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by larry on May 1, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

honestly i haven't been following this whole thing very carefully with the Bulls in an epic battle

and the off day yesterday. I have no idea how to spell jayson nix’s name, nor do I really know what positions he can and can’t play.

Following sports is a zero sum game and right now I’m all about the Bulls.

by madvillian on May 1, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

probably should hold off on the whole commenting thing.

or just read the post first.

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by larry on May 1, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Just so Im clear

What exactly is the short term plan to CF?

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on May 1, 2009 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

cigarette, blindfold, gun.

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by larry on May 1, 2009 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs

It's never not funny -- well done.

by The Actual El Guapo on May 1, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

recd

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on May 1, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

sure.

by madvillian on May 1, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

but that's no fun.

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by larry on May 1, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook

by The Cheat on May 1, 2009 1:54 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs

Rec'd.

That is hilarious.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

fucking liberal media

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on May 1, 2009 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

the same thing

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on May 1, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't care what anyone thinks, I'm glad to have Podsednik back...

compared to our other options, and attempts with BA, Owens, and Wise. I don’t think he’s going to steal 50 bases, but he should be a boost to the team total without a doubt. Injuries are what kept him from producing, and if he’s as healthy as he say’s, then maybe he can get back to ’05 form.

Should he be our lead-off guy? No, I think Getz has filled in the role nicely. But have him bat 8th with Alexi behind, and all of a sudden you have a lot of speed going 8-9-1 and perhaps give Fields more chances to drive in run’s, or further set up Q!.

I think we should go with :
Getz
Fields
Q!
Dye
Thome
Konerko
AJ
Podsednik
Alexi

by slydernelson on May 1, 2009 2:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Duuuuude:

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

its a dodge!

by Trooper on May 1, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

nuh uh

now it’s a fiat.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 1, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

and you know what car fiat makes...

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 1, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions 8 recs

I'd rec it a thousand times if I could.

by The Actual El Guapo on May 1, 2009 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Rec'd!

You are on this site too much! LOL.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

What color is the kettle again?

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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The same color as my President.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs

Aaaaannnnd rec'd.

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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

VG

opos

by Trooper on May 1, 2009 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your game has stepped up considerably

Currying favor, are we?

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mmm currywurst

BM: 'Oh, we've ruined millions of lives. They're just being babies about it." 8-Bit Theater

by Hazymania on May 1, 2009 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

For what reason?

He won, he’s my President. We’ll get ’em next time.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Trooper. That was the highlight of my day.

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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I try.

though I expected the lemonparty lard assisted handjob comment to beat this one. I think i got it now… reference silly WU comments: good! reference WU being naughty with lard: bad!

by Trooper on May 1, 2009 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I thought those were also top-notch, actually....didn't mean to not recognize.

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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I had no idea what lemonparty referenced.

Pearls before swine, eh?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

look it up

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Had", PF, "had".

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

awesome

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I was hoping for that particular chain of events

always nice to educate the elderly

by Trooper on May 1, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have become Dan Rowan, Dick Smothers, Desi Arnaz, and George Burns

within the last 2 weeks.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

If you don't care what anyone thinks, why do you assume anyone cares what you think?

Especially when what you think is devoid of logic.

by CatBrains on May 1, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs

You did it again.

You’ve made my day twice in the last 4 hours. Thank you a thousand times over.

You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09

by rhythm on May 1, 2009 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

To be fair, if no one liked the idea of Podsednik in CF, I'd have no chance to state how much I hate it in response

by hitlesswonder on May 1, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sox at Tex: getz4, fields5, q7, thomedh, jd9, pk3, aj2, alexei6, pods8. Buehrle pitching.

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by larry on May 1, 2009 3:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

pods will be wearing uniform #1

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by larry on May 1, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lance Johnson just jumped off a building.

KenWo right behind.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Willie soon thereafter.

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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I guess Obama relinquished it.

My godawful, eternally-overrated, Peter-Pan-pixie-man-boy of a ninth outfielder is white.

/Last time I’m using this joke.

//Maybe.

by The Actual El Guapo on May 1, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't know...I think this is a horse worth beating!

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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

as JCM gently weeps

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

pods called up, mauer activated.

i can’t think of two things more appropriate to happen on the same day.

http://minnesota.twins.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090501&content_id=4511322&vkey=news_min&fext=.jsp&c_id=min

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by larry on May 1, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Over/under on how long our 1 game lead over Twinkies lasts?

3.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

3...as in...hours? Minutes? Sounds about right...

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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

3 Puntos.

Defined as the time it takes to slide headfirst into first base directly from the batter’s box from a dead stop.

by The Actual El Guapo on May 1, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs

Yeah...I'm A. Little. Bit. disappointed with Williams here

It’s one thing to not have a decent CF prospect in AAA/AA. It can be hard to draft that guy. But if you have to pull someone off the scrap heap you can damn well do better than Podsednik.

by hitlesswonder on May 1, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

who ya got?

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by larry on May 1, 2009 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You beat me to it.

It ain’t pretty, but it is what it is.

by palehose67 on May 1, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Edmonds?

Is Corey Patterson playing anywhere? Some OF that the Nationals are disaffected with? I hear Jerry Owens is available….

And, yes, all those guys suck offensively. And Edmonds probably sucks defensively as well. But Pods playing CF flanked by Q and Dye is going to be hideous to behold.

by hitlesswonder on May 1, 2009 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I am intrigued...

by this Owens fellow you mention.

by palehose67 on May 1, 2009 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

sounds fast

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's essentially a wash.

Right?

by palehose67 on May 1, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

WTF? I go out of town and this is what happens?

I’m a reverse “Cheat Vacation”.

And what’s with nelson forgetting to add HAH-hah to his post?

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 1, 2009 3:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Get back to town, OPOS! The Sox need you. And I will be there in exactly two weeks....you better be around to get your daughter a pizza!! :)

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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

SWEET!!!

WHAT THE FUCK MAN? CHEAT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PODS PARADOX OR PODS PHENOMENON ARTICLE FROM A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO?THANKS, I’LL HANG UP AND LISTEN TO YOUR ANSWER.

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by Where Triples Go to Die on May 1, 2009 6:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=podsednik+paradox

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 1, 2009 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ROFL

THANKS, I THOUGHT THAT WAS A PIECE ON THIS SITE. THANKS JIM

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by Where Triples Go to Die on May 1, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

DUDE LMGTFY.COM

CLASSIC

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by Where Triples Go to Die on May 1, 2009 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

went to the where would he play link...

JasonC23 = jc2313?

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FOUND MY NEW SIG

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
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