May I Suggest A New Approach to CF?
Chicago White Sox at Texas Rangers, May 1, 2009 7:05 PM CDT
It would be easy to sit here and point to the Rangers' roster and say look how easy it is to find a decent CF option. Their starting CFer is on the DL, and yet they still have two players waiting in the wings who are probably better than the Sox best option coming out of spring training.
But we could just as easily pretend to be a Rangers fan pointing to the White Sox roster and say look how easy it is to develop pitching. Don Cooper and the Sox have taken Matt Thornton and Gavin Floyd off the scrap heap, and turned them into useful major league pitchers. And most importantly, we're still wearing our Rangers hat here, helped develop John Danks into a top-flite starter.
The Rangers center field situation offers a great point of comparison to the Sox. Since '05, they've cycled through Gary Matthews Jr, Kenny Lofton, Josh Hamilton, Marlon Byrd and now Andruw Jones in center field. Meanwhile, since trading Aaron Rowand, the White Sox have stumbled through Brian Anderson, Darin Erstad, Jerry Owens, Nick Swisher, DeWayne Wise and now, finally, Scott Podsednik, who wasn't seen as passable starting option in CF in '05, but now becomes the de facto CFer after injuries have removed all other options. Plus the Sox have traded Chris Young, Ryan Sweeney and Swisher in addition to Rowand over that span.
Given that roster churn, with the Sox trading away 3 starting major league CFers (10% of all starting major league CFers!) and one passable (poor defensive) option while sticking by a host of replacement-level-or-worse options, it would be easy to suggest that the Sox lack the ability to properly evaluate major league talent at the CF position. Things aren't quite that simple; salary considerations and Brian Anderson as near-league-minimum fall back option have played a large part in many of those decisions.
I'd argue that Brian Anderson's lack of development -- or stagnation, because if he had completely cratered as a prospect he never would have been considered as a fall-back option -- has held the Sox back at one position more than any other single player/position in recent memory. And that's still no excuse to have Scott Podsednik starting in CF tonight.
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If Anderson returns with the same approach as before
then I think we have a starting center fielder that is passable in the same way bacon and eggs is passable for dinner. As Larry so astutely pointed out, when your top two CFers are a 4th and 5th outfielder, the 6th and 7th options look like puke.
I resemble that bacon and egg for dinner comment, DB.
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions
You don't even know what I can do with the above ingredients, an avocado, and some toast.
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow, that is one large-assed picture.
You waited all day to post this, DB?
BTW, the original “Lightning in a Bottle” was Oddibe McDowell. Look it up. I know – he was my CF in 1985 or so. Texas. It comes full circle.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And that's still no excuse to have Scott Podsednik starting in CF tonight.
yep. maybe its ok for you to say that. i will just go along.
White Sox announcer Steve Stone returned to Arizona to fulfill a prior commitment.
Former infielder Mike Huff, who played for the Sox from 1991-93, will handle Stone’s television analyst duties Friday night and Saturday night.
The Sox’s game Tuesday night at Kansas City will now be televised by Comcast SportsNet Plus as the result of the Blackhawks’ playoff game televised by Comcast SportsNet.
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BTW, when did Arlington become Haifa West?
Max “Ramirez”. “Scott” Feldman. Shouldn’t they be at services tonight, fer Chrissakes?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
god's punishment for you living in michigan
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
god's punishment for you being a dirty, jobless hippie who refuses to man up and graduate from college
fixed
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
and i'm in illinois
but i can still see it
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
see my post.
texans don’t like your ilk.
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Texas is Republican.
They know where you stand.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Fine with me

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
I'm fine with
California, Florida, and Arizona
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Agreed. WU is the best thing Florida's got.
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Aw, that was nice.
And it is a hellhole.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Time for a new avatar for you too?? hmmmmm? :)
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
shhhh
he’s my boyfriend he said I need to keep it
To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.
MUCH better.
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
we'll have that soon
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
whoops
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Ughhh
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Lame
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
I've started to enjoy the 1st-inning homers off of Buehrle. Signs of good things ahead.
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Yes.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
i think if that's the way he has to run,
unless they give him some type of motorized vehicle he shouldn’t be playing.
brian anderson would've caught that...
Chut Up!
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by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Consider the source. :)
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I’d be pissed if I had to sit behind someone wearing one of those giant foam cowboy hats.
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Did you get the ticket yet?
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep. It came today. Thanks.
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Goo
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Goo?
You women speak in an infantile language I do not comprehend.
BTW, “The Rookie” is on AMC. Just in case Scott Feldman does not suck tonight.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
movie blows wu
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
he's made good movies
the rookie is not one of them
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
Just about any baseball movie without William Bendix
is fine by me.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
You are either gay. Or a woman.
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Or a fan of mediocrity
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
a list of good movies the quaid was in
Breaking Away, Stripes, Any Given Sunday, Frequency, Traffic
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
I was more or less speaking about his lead acting abilities
Though Any Given Sunday and Traffic are two favorites.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Breaking Away is one of my 20 favorite movies.
Very timely.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
fucking fantastic movie
i do not remember him being in stripes
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
Never seen it
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
you should rent it
it’s pretty good
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
I have also never seen the Karate Kid
Which, apparently is a huge deal to some people.
I have seen all Three Ninjas, though.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
karate kid is overrated
three ninjas was much better
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
not seeing karate kid isn't a big deal, i guess.
but it’s probably a pretty good indicator that you’re gay.
Cashing checks and having sex.
or a girl
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
Hey now. I've seen Karate Kid. And Three Ninjas.
But I am gay. So there’s that.
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
sounds delicious
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.....
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
she can't be both?
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
Could be both!!
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
a quick health test
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
A suburb of Rockford
Just closed its school system indefinatly because a student tested positive. Belvidere for those familiar with the area.
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Also,
I will not be surprised if I have been exposed to this already. I was just in a shelter that had over 150 residents… in Aurora
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
joliet closed down two grade schools as well
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
HE'S GOT IT!!
Run!!
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
LOL. Vincente coming out strong tonight.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Eh... we need to thin the herd a bit anyways
I can’t think of a better place to start than Belvidere
lol
I am not a fan of that place, I try to stay out if at all possible. Also has some of the most racist people you will ever meet.
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Mauer just hit his first homer. What a fucking wanker.
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Did he wait until his first AB to do it?
Or was he on deck?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
He was actually playing catcher at the time.
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
i believe hawk just included feldman
in the group of pitchers one would call good. “got to get ’em early in the count and early in the game”
brian anderson would've caught that...
and now he just called him
cy feldman. i think he was being sarcastic. not positive though.
brian anderson would've caught that...
Alexei bunting in D-Wayne's memory.
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Oy
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
And didnt want to run those extra two feet.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
by U-God on May 1, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
heh heh. I am so easily amused.
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
This game sucks so far
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
fun gamethread though
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
Tends to go hand in hand, no?
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Lots of pain + SSS pack of A-holes + Internet
= humor.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Nevermind... that's tomorrow
They should probably just dedicate a channel to playing the entire series so far
ABC could use all 7 games for summer programming
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
You seem to be a semi-regular at Blogabull...
Can you tell me what the hell happened over there? I used to sort of enjoy it like 2-3 years ago, but now it is just trash in the comments section. They need like 4-5 larrys over there to straighten that shit out.
The site just has a higher volume of visitors
Compared to this site, leads to lots and lots of dumb comments (I make plenty of them).
There are just some people on that site who have to be a contrarian for everything, and the people who don’t get the advanced stats love to bash on them, instead of actually reading up on them or just ignoring it.
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by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah too bad
I like the moderator… and there was a poster hcsc I believe was his handle who would consistently make me laugh… but I rarely bother reading the comments anymore
lol, hscs was an asshole
I guess in a good way. There are several larry-lites, but it really isn’t necessary. The site as a whole is pretty realistic, after a while you know who to read.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey Feldman, did you know that you're pitching a perfect game? Yeah.Perfect.
That should do it.
"Ain't never ever gonna quit,
Cuz quittin' just ain't my stick."
This is a ridiculous start, Buehrls. I must change my avatar to get some new momentum up in herrrre. My NOM kitteh has been shite, as much as I love that damn picture.
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Anyone else think it's just weird...
seeing Pods out there? It’s strange and I do not like it! He’s still my de-facto Pick To Click though whenever he’s in the line-up.
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on May 1, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions
Sweet
Brewsters Millions is on.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
This avatar really speaks to how I feel about the game so far.
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I have never seen that before. That is freaking hilarious.
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
Im adopting a cat tomorrow I will wash it and put stuff on it.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
The humor is really endless. When I was a teenager, I put my cat (rest his kitty soul) in a pink sweater I took from a doll. Seriously hilarious...he couldn't even move his fat arms. You can do all sorts of fun stuff with cats.
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Like constricing his natural ability to move?
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by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep. It actually worked well when he was a small cat...but when I tried it again a few months later (when he was no longer a kitten), it just became restrictive comedy.
I don’t need your criticism, d-bag. My cats live like kings, with very mild torture involved. I don’t even put them in costumes for Halloween. I have my limits.
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Fun!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Funny that hitters didn't like facing McDougal
Because I didn’t like when they were facing him either
I would:
1. have sex with this lady
2. Tell everyone
3. Let her pee on me
4. Not tell anything about the pee thing
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by usualsuspect on May 1, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Wheres my broom?
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
making racial comments probably isn't the way to get a permanent job, mike.
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Not only was there about a minute of silence between introducing video and actually cutting to it, but it was a bs Ozzie clip, in which be basically said Scotty was their last resort. ha!
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
you have to allow some time for the guys in the booth to get up off the floor.
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White guys run like this.
While black guys run like this.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 1, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
HOLY SHIT
that was almost as awkward as it was stupid. I had to come here to make sure I heard it.
by IceColdFalstaff on May 1, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
not true. pods doesn't really run well for a white guy.
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Mike Huff is Joe Cool Man
wonder if his president is white too.
by Off the bus running on May 1, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions
My base stealers are white?
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by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
My ass is pasty?
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I heard the air raid siren indicating we had baserunners
and came running over immediately
by billyok on May 1, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
wrecked.
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
mlb.tv freeze-
maybe I should stop stealing internet from someone named rebecca
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she deserves it
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
I hate that bitch.
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Her own fault
how hard is it to password your wireless? seriously!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
and her router password is
admin!
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by usualsuspect on May 1, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
lawl
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I came back from Brewsters Millions
I want some runs!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
mlb.tv comcast feed dropped and the texas feed is in an infinte loop of podsednik weakly fouling off a pitch
I think this is one of the circles of hell.
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
can someone who was alive back then tell me
how journey got so popular back in the day?
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQbZRMLKozk
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
i am actually watching that right now
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
and consider it the greatest music video ever
and the next time we make a roster move, it’s going front page
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
Umm because Journey is awesome
Honestly it is well written pop music for the most part. A bit heavy on the schmaltz sometimes. But what is pop music for our generation? Terrible hip-hop and Nickleback? No thanks.
I think that's why you shouldn't listen to pop music
Unless its Michael Jackson.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Eh... I love pop music from generations past
I am a pretty big hipster douche with my music as well… TV on the Radio, Animal Collective, Neko Case… all that fun stuff. But I also have Ghost Town DJs and Foreigner on my ipod… it is a part of who I was and just because it is looked on as a joke now doesn’t mean I can deny it.
make it fast make it urgent
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
See, I think Foreigner sucks
But Journey isn’t bad.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
i just loved that phone commercial that had "urgent" in it
the guy lip-synching while flashing the phones
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
found it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXa3Ic5BiCg
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
oh i'm not bashing them
i was just watching the video for separate ways and i’m in awe. i just can’t believe they hit it so big. they look so damn goofy
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
Ah yes... well they were huge largely before MTV broke big
and all you really knew of Journey were some weird looking space bugs on the cover of their albums
Back then...
…people were real messed up on Red Dye #2. And cocaine.
by IceColdFalstaff on May 1, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Time for the Gentleman Masher to tater some tots!
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on May 1, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions
you're shocked by this hawk.
bases loaded. a lefty up. and washington is going to a hard-throwing lefty. some might call that good managing.
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oh. i'm sorry, hawk. you have to let a player "grow".
winning games isn’t important.
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dante?
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
It was before the autograph.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Piersall...
…There used to be a guy who roamed the upper deck playing a snare drum to rally the faithful. I once heard Piersall say on the air “I hate that fuckin’ drummer boy.”
Did he then add, "But he has good rhythm for a white guy..." ?
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
WOOO!
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Just got in here.. so how great was He’s pretty fast for a white guy?
by Grinder in Training on May 1, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
THE DAMAGE IS QUITE SEVERE
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
what?
nighthawk…. ok ok you be nighthawk and I will be Dragon
To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.
Um, yeah that's flagged
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd flag him if I could
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, quit acting like you are a non-white.
:)
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
lol, my Facebook profile clearly demonstrates my lies
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
A richer!
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Classic.
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I know how you Niggars are about paying your bills!
(not exact, I’m sure…been a while)
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
racist.
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
only if you can spell racist and piece
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
by U-God on May 1, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Flagged.
Dye was awarded his honorary Cracker Card three years ago.
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on May 1, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it's real.
I’ve seen it on the interwebs for a few years.
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on May 1, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Not photoshop
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Exactly.
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on May 1, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I like it better with Punto.

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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
thecip original, I believe. Unless I am mistaken and Jim did that one...
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Carlos Quentin hits pretty well...
for a superhuman.
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on May 1, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions
True, Professor X would be dissapointed
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Remember when Michael Young was on the White Sox?
Maybe everyone forgot that trade was made and Young and Dye will switch sometime this weekend.
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on May 1, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions
fantastic
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
Uncanny.
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Not bad for a Cubano
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
This thread is too full.
New thread!
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on May 1, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions
so was my grandfather
but i don’t want him pitching in this game.
brian anderson would've caught that...
and just like that
pods will be playing forever
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
Speed never slumps!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
LOL @ "speed aboard"
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on May 1, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions
Relativity.
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
he just makes things happen
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
haha, balk
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
He's got almost as many balks in this game as Che has walks on the year! Splendid!
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Not the same pitcher
I bet they all look the same to you.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Fucksticks. I am distracted by the steak on the grill next to me. You know how I get when there is meat around.
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
i remember in 6th grade little league this ump would call balks
ON EVERY PICK OFF THROW
To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.
Balks are the greatest part of the game.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
this ump sure thought so
he scared me for life
To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.
But you still love the game
So he did his job.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
If we get a lead
no Broadway, please!
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
deceased?
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
Unfortunately. Loved the man...
…couldn’t understand w word he said but his wife Clara did most of the translating.
Seriously...
this thread doesn’t work anymore.
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on May 1, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions
that is an awesome thing to say
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
hell yes
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
did huff just say look at that little monkey run?
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That's what I heard.
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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
G-E-T-Z
G-E-T-Z, G-E-T-Z, G-E-T-Z
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Who knew white boys could run?
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
Huff, not knowing he's still on: "Don't worry Hawk, you take the lead... (mumbles some more)...Oh...uhh..uhhh...."
Then Hawk takes over.
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i think that was your last client.
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Not fair. You've seen pics of me and are able to know that my nickname is also "Hawk."
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by homesickalien on May 2, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions

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