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Chicago White Sox at Texas Rangers, May 1, 2009 7:05 PM CDT



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Chicago White Sox
@ Texas Rangers

Friday, May 1, 2009, 7:05 PM CDT
Rangers Ballpark in Arlington

Mark Buehrle vs Scott Feldman

Mostly cloudy,rain. Game time temperature around 60.

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It would be easy to sit here and point to the Rangers' roster and say look how easy it is to find a decent CF option. Their starting CFer is on the DL, and yet they still have two players waiting in the wings who are probably better than the Sox best option coming out of spring training.

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But we could just as easily pretend to be a Rangers fan pointing to the White Sox roster and say look how easy it is to develop pitching. Don Cooper and the Sox have taken Matt Thornton and Gavin Floyd off the scrap heap, and turned them into useful major league pitchers. And most importantly, we're still wearing our Rangers hat here, helped develop John Danks into a top-flite starter.

The Rangers center field situation offers a great point of comparison to the Sox. Since '05, they've cycled through Gary Matthews Jr, Kenny Lofton, Josh Hamilton, Marlon Byrd and now Andruw Jones in center field. Meanwhile, since trading Aaron Rowand, the White Sox have stumbled through Brian Anderson, Darin Erstad, Jerry Owens, Nick Swisher, DeWayne Wise and now, finally, Scott Podsednik, who wasn't seen as passable starting option in CF in '05, but now becomes the de facto CFer after injuries have removed all other options. Plus the Sox have traded Chris Young, Ryan Sweeney and Swisher in addition to Rowand over that span.

Given that roster churn, with the Sox trading away 3 starting major league CFers (10% of all starting major league CFers!) and one passable (poor defensive) option while sticking by a host of replacement-level-or-worse options, it would be easy to suggest that the Sox lack the ability to properly evaluate major league talent at the CF position. Things aren't quite that simple; salary considerations and Brian Anderson as near-league-minimum fall back option have played a large part in many of those decisions.

I'd argue that Brian Anderson's lack of development -- or stagnation, because if he had completely cratered as a prospect he never would have been considered as a fall-back option -- has held the Sox back at one position more than any other single player/position in recent memory. And that's still no excuse to have Scott Podsednik starting in CF tonight.

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I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 6:31 PM CDT reply actions  

SLUG FEST!

"Ain't never ever gonna quit,
Cuz quittin' just ain't my stick."

by oahu420 on May 2, 2009 1:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

If Anderson returns with the same approach as before

then I think we have a starting center fielder that is passable in the same way bacon and eggs is passable for dinner. As Larry so astutely pointed out, when your top two CFers are a 4th and 5th outfielder, the 6th and 7th options look like puke.

by Daniel Berlyn on May 1, 2009 6:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow, that is one large-assed picture.

You waited all day to post this, DB?

BTW, the original “Lightning in a Bottle” was Oddibe McDowell. Look it up. I know – he was my CF in 1985 or so. Texas. It comes full circle.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

White Sox announcer Steve Stone returned to Arizona to fulfill a prior commitment.

Former infielder Mike Huff, who played for the Sox from 1991-93, will handle Stone’s television analyst duties Friday night and Saturday night.

The Sox’s game Tuesday night at Kansas City will now be televised by Comcast SportsNet Plus as the result of the Blackhawks’ playoff game televised by Comcast SportsNet.

http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2009/05/white-sox-broadcasting-updates.html

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on May 1, 2009 6:55 PM CDT reply actions  

mike huff's middle name is kale.

i luuuuuuuv kale.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 1, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

BTW, when did Arlington become Haifa West?

Max “Ramirez”. “Scott” Feldman. Shouldn’t they be at services tonight, fer Chrissakes?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions  

game subject to blackout?

wtf.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 1, 2009 7:05 PM CDT reply actions  

god's punishment for you living in michigan

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

and i'm in illinois

but i can still see it

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

see my post.

texans don’t like your ilk.

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on May 1, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Texas is Republican.

They know where you stand.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on May 1, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fine with me

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on May 1, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you like freezing in the winter?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm fine with

California, Florida, and Arizona

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on May 1, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

When you retire.

How about now?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed. WU is the best thing Florida's got.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aw, that was nice.

And it is a hellhole.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

dude I live in naples

To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.

by usualsuspect on May 1, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Time for a new avatar for you too?? hmmmmm? :)

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

shhhh

he’s my boyfriend he said I need to keep it

To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.

by usualsuspect on May 1, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

and consider it done

To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.

by usualsuspect on May 1, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

MUCH better.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

we'll have that soon

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions  

whoops

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 1, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions  

The dreaded leadoff tater.

"Ain't never ever gonna quit,
Cuz quittin' just ain't my stick."

by oahu420 on May 1, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Ughhh

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on May 1, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Lame

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

I've started to enjoy the 1st-inning homers off of Buehrle. Signs of good things ahead.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's fantastic.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 1, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions  

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think if that's the way he has to run,

unless they give him some type of motorized vehicle he shouldn’t be playing.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 1, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

w00t

it’s working

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 1, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Chut Up!

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Consider the source. :)

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I’d be pissed if I had to sit behind someone wearing one of those giant foam cowboy hats.

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 1, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Did you get the ticket yet?

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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep. It came today. Thanks.

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 1, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Goo

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Goo?

You women speak in an infantile language I do not comprehend.

BTW, “The Rookie” is on AMC. Just in case Scott Feldman does not suck tonight.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

movie blows wu

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like Dennis Quaid.

Good name. PF.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's made good movies

the rookie is not one of them

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just about any baseball movie without William Bendix

is fine by me.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are either gay. Or a woman.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or a fan of mediocrity

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

a list of good movies the quaid was in

Breaking Away, Stripes, Any Given Sunday, Frequency, Traffic

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was more or less speaking about his lead acting abilities

Though Any Given Sunday and Traffic are two favorites.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Breaking Away is one of my 20 favorite movies.

Very timely.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

fucking fantastic movie

i do not remember him being in stripes

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Never seen it

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

you should rent it

it’s pretty good

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have also never seen the Karate Kid

Which, apparently is a huge deal to some people.

I have seen all Three Ninjas, though.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

karate kid is overrated

three ninjas was much better

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

not seeing karate kid isn't a big deal, i guess.

but it’s probably a pretty good indicator that you’re gay.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on May 1, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

or a girl

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey now. I've seen Karate Kid. And Three Ninjas.

But I am gay. So there’s that.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

From Russia With Love, 9 pm CT, TCM

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 1, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

ham and jam!!

one of my favorites.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 1, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions  

sounds delicious

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.....

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are either gay or a woman.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

she can't be both?

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Could be both!!

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

a quick health test

http://doihaveswineflu.org/

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

A suburb of Rockford

Just closed its school system indefinatly because a student tested positive. Belvidere for those familiar with the area.

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on May 1, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also,

I will not be surprised if I have been exposed to this already. I was just in a shelter that had over 150 residents… in Aurora

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on May 1, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

joliet closed down two grade schools as well

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Illinois: Swine Flu Not-So-Tough.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on May 1, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

HE'S GOT IT!!

Run!!

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on May 1, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL. Vincente coming out strong tonight.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

The video

linky link

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on May 1, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh... we need to thin the herd a bit anyways

I can’t think of a better place to start than Belvidere

by CatBrains on May 1, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

I am not a fan of that place, I try to stay out if at all possible. Also has some of the most racist people you will ever meet.

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on May 1, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

on pace for a 90 minute game.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 1, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

eh?

“The egg or the chicken”?

by TheBill on May 1, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Mauer just hit his first homer. What a fucking wanker.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Did he wait until his first AB to do it?

Or was he on deck?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was actually playing catcher at the time.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

SCOTTY

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on May 1, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Almost famous.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

i believe hawk just included feldman

in the group of pitchers one would call good. “got to get ’em early in the count and early in the game”

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 1, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions  

and now he just called him

cy feldman. i think he was being sarcastic. not positive though.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 1, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alexei bunting in D-Wayne's memory.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Oy

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 1, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions  

at least pods threw a rocket

and hit the cutoff man.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 1, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why the hell did pods make that throw with JD two feet away?

by TheBill on May 1, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions  

JD is very polite.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 1, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

And didnt want to run those extra two feet.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

heh heh. I am so easily amused.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was expecting maybe pixie dust…

by TheBill on May 1, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

don't be hasty

we haven’t even seen him attempt a punt…

by TheBill on May 1, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

This game sucks so far

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 1, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions  

fun gamethread though

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tends to go hand in hand, no?

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pain = humor.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lots of pain + SSS pack of A-holes + Internet

= humor.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 1, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

shitcock

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 1, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

beat me to it

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on May 1, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nevermind... that's tomorrow

They should probably just dedicate a channel to playing the entire series so far

by CatBrains on May 1, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

ABC could use all 7 games for summer programming

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

You seem to be a semi-regular at Blogabull...

Can you tell me what the hell happened over there? I used to sort of enjoy it like 2-3 years ago, but now it is just trash in the comments section. They need like 4-5 larrys over there to straighten that shit out.

by CatBrains on May 1, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

The site just has a higher volume of visitors

Compared to this site, leads to lots and lots of dumb comments (I make plenty of them).

There are just some people on that site who have to be a contrarian for everything, and the people who don’t get the advanced stats love to bash on them, instead of actually reading up on them or just ignoring it.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah too bad

I like the moderator… and there was a poster hcsc I believe was his handle who would consistently make me laugh… but I rarely bother reading the comments anymore

by CatBrains on May 1, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol, hscs was an asshole

I guess in a good way. There are several larry-lites, but it really isn’t necessary. The site as a whole is pretty realistic, after a while you know who to read.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes!

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Balk!

"Ain't never ever gonna quit,
Cuz quittin' just ain't my stick."

by oahu420 on May 1, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Bah

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Anyone else think it's just weird...

seeing Pods out there? It’s strange and I do not like it! He’s still my de-facto Pick To Click though whenever he’s in the line-up.

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 1, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Sweet

Brewsters Millions is on.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

This avatar really speaks to how I feel about the game so far.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

I have never seen that before. That is freaking hilarious.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

another good one

stuffonmycat.com

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 1, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

Im adopting a cat tomorrow I will wash it and put stuff on it.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like constricing his natural ability to move?

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep. It actually worked well when he was a small cat...but when I tried it again a few months later (when he was no longer a kitten), it just became restrictive comedy.

I don’t need your criticism, d-bag. My cats live like kings, with very mild torture involved. I don’t even put them in costumes for Halloween. I have my limits.

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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on May 1, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fun!

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Funny that hitters didn't like facing McDougal

Because I didn’t like when they were facing him either

by CatBrains on May 1, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Brussel sprouts?

Never did care for ‘em, but they aren’t as bad as everyone claims

by CatBrains on May 1, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Feldman

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on May 1, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

I would:

1. have sex with this lady
2. Tell everyone
3. Let her pee on me
4. Not tell anything about the pee thing

To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.

by usualsuspect on May 1, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

the pictures

they just keep getting bigger.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 1, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

height=300

use it.

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on May 1, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

In the case of the old lady...

I am kinda glad it can’t all fit on my screen at once

by CatBrains on May 1, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

you are

height=300

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by usualsuspect on May 1, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

SHENANIGANS!

I call shenanigans

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by usualsuspect on May 1, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wheres my broom?

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

making racial comments probably isn't the way to get a permanent job, mike.

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by larry on May 1, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

White guys run like this.

While black guys run like this.

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by Sox Machine on May 1, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

HOLY SHIT

that was almost as awkward as it was stupid. I had to come here to make sure I heard it.

by IceColdFalstaff on May 1, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's what we're here for.

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by larry on May 1, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait!

The president isin’t white?

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by usualsuspect on May 1, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

My base stealers are white?

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

My ass is pasty?

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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

wrecked.

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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

mlb.tv freeze-

maybe I should stop stealing internet from someone named rebecca

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by usualsuspect on May 1, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

she deserves it

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate that bitch.

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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Her own fault

how hard is it to password your wireless? seriously!

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

heard.

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by usualsuspect on May 1, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

and her router password is

admin!

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by usualsuspect on May 1, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

lawl

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I came back from Brewsters Millions

I want some runs!

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

can someone who was alive back then tell me

how journey got so popular back in the day?

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions  

jean jackets

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on May 1, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQbZRMLKozk

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 1, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

i am actually watching that right now

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

and consider it the greatest music video ever

and the next time we make a roster move, it’s going front page

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Umm because Journey is awesome

Honestly it is well written pop music for the most part. A bit heavy on the schmaltz sometimes. But what is pop music for our generation? Terrible hip-hop and Nickleback? No thanks.

by CatBrains on May 1, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think that's why you shouldn't listen to pop music

Unless its Michael Jackson.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh... I love pop music from generations past

I am a pretty big hipster douche with my music as well… TV on the Radio, Animal Collective, Neko Case… all that fun stuff. But I also have Ghost Town DJs and Foreigner on my ipod… it is a part of who I was and just because it is looked on as a joke now doesn’t mean I can deny it.

by CatBrains on May 1, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

make it fast make it urgent

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

See, I think Foreigner sucks

But Journey isn’t bad.

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by Sox Machine on May 1, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

i just loved that phone commercial that had "urgent" in it

the guy lip-synching while flashing the phones

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

found it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXa3Ic5BiCg

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh i'm not bashing them

i was just watching the video for separate ways and i’m in awe. i just can’t believe they hit it so big. they look so damn goofy

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah yes... well they were huge largely before MTV broke big

and all you really knew of Journey were some weird looking space bugs on the cover of their albums

by CatBrains on May 1, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Back then...

…people were real messed up on Red Dye #2. And cocaine.

by IceColdFalstaff on May 1, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Time for the Gentleman Masher to tater some tots!

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 1, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions  

you're shocked by this hawk.

bases loaded. a lefty up. and washington is going to a hard-throwing lefty. some might call that good managing.

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by larry on May 1, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions  

oh. i'm sorry, hawk. you have to let a player "grow".

winning games isn’t important.

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by larry on May 1, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm truly sorry hawk.

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by larry on May 1, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

dante?

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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Piersall...

…There used to be a guy who roamed the upper deck playing a snare drum to rally the faithful. I once heard Piersall say on the air “I hate that fuckin’ drummer boy.”

by RoyEgan on May 1, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Did he then add, "But he has good rhythm for a white guy..." ?

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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Mashed enough!

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 1, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

RUNS!

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

throw the flag ozzie!!!

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by larry on May 1, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

i want a replay!!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 1, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

WOOO!

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 1, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Just got in here.. so how great was He’s pretty fast for a white guy?

by Grinder in Training on May 1, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

THE DAMAGE IS QUITE SEVERE

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 1, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

non-hi def feed appears to work

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on May 1, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

yes it does

To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.

by usualsuspect on May 1, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

they got it right!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 1, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

what?

nighthawk…. ok ok you be nighthawk and I will be Dragon

To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.

by usualsuspect on May 1, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nocturnal?

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by larry on May 1, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

funny

that’s the only word I could think of

by TheBill on May 1, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Um, yeah that's flagged

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd flag him if I could

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, quit acting like you are a non-white.

:)

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol, my Facebook profile clearly demonstrates my lies

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

for a....

ni**ar guy (via southpark)

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by usualsuspect on May 1, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

A richer!

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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Classic.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know how you Niggars are about paying your bills!

(not exact, I’m sure…been a while)

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

keep going.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on May 1, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

racist.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

not yet....

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by usualsuspect on May 1, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

only if you can spell racist and piece

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

flagged for a true statement..

To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.

by usualsuspect on May 1, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Flagged.

Dye was awarded his honorary Cracker Card three years ago.

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 1, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 1, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

great pic....

PHOTOSHOP FREAK

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by usualsuspect on May 1, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it's real.

I’ve seen it on the interwebs for a few years.

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 1, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not photoshop

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 1, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

ahahahahahhahahahhahaha

that is awesome

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by usualsuspect on May 1, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

thecip original, I believe. Unless I am mistaken and Jim did that one...

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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I ALREADY TOOK IT LOSER

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by usualsuspect on May 1, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn you

it’s the perfect marriage of Punto and blood

by TheBill on May 1, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

also, poor cy feldman.

ron washington is doing it wrong.

by Trooper on May 1, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Carlos Quentin hits pretty well...

for a superhuman.

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 1, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

True, Professor X would be dissapointed

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Remember when Michael Young was on the White Sox?

Maybe everyone forgot that trade was made and Young and Dye will switch sometime this weekend.

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 1, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

fantastic

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Sweet play.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 1, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

ALEXEI. WOW!

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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

or......

for a cuban

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by usualsuspect on May 1, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alexei fields pretty well

for one of those aliens from Close Encounters of the Third Kind

by 67WMAQ on May 1, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uncanny.

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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on May 1, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not bad for a Cubano

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

This thread is too full.

New thread!

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 1, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

i love me some

good thread action

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by usualsuspect on May 1, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

broadway sighting.

:(

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 1, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

so was my grandfather

but i don’t want him pitching in this game.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 1, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

i do

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on May 1, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait a minute

this means that the voice of reason in the booth is HAWK HARRELSON.

by IceColdFalstaff on May 1, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

SAFE!

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by usualsuspect on May 1, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

and just like that

pods will be playing forever

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Old dayyyyyys

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 1, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Speed never slumps!

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL @ "speed aboard"

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 1, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Relativity.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

he just makes things happen

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

haha, balk

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 1, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

BALK!

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by larry on May 1, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

He's got almost as many balks in this game as Che has walks on the year! Splendid!

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by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not the same pitcher

I bet they all look the same to you.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

i remember in 6th grade little league this ump would call balks

ON EVERY PICK OFF THROW

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by usualsuspect on May 1, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Balks are the greatest part of the game.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 1, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

this ump sure thought so

he scared me for life

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by usualsuspect on May 1, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

But you still love the game

So he did his job.

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by Sox Machine on May 1, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

If we get a lead

no Broadway, please!

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 1, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

deceased?

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately. Loved the man...

…couldn’t understand w word he said but his wife Clara did most of the translating.

by RoyEgan on May 1, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously...

this thread doesn’t work anymore.

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 1, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

No way...

sidearmers have diffferent release points?

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on May 1, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Getz is just the tops.

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by Sox Machine on May 1, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

that is an awesome thing to say

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

The cat's meow.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 1, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

hell yes

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

buehrle in line for the win.

hooray.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 1, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

did huff just say look at that little monkey run?

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by larry on May 1, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

That's what I heard.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

G-E-T-Z

G-E-T-Z, G-E-T-Z, G-E-T-Z

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 1, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Who knew white boys could run?

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Huff, not knowing he's still on: "Don't worry Hawk, you take the lead... (mumbles some more)...Oh...uhh..uhhh...."

Then Hawk takes over.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

i think that was your last client.

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by larry on May 1, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not fair. You've seen pics of me and are able to know that my nickname is also "Hawk."

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 2, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

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