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It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

jj.am?

To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.

by usualsuspect on May 1, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

We miss JCM24, we really do :(

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

This is obviously our way of coping with the loss.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didnt see anything wrong with it

but i’m not in charge. Think of all the Bush bashing that went on here…. no love…. no love…. voted for him twice (my first 2 presidential votes) Definatly different standards. Just saying.

To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.

by usualsuspect on May 1, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

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by larry on May 1, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

CAN I FRY THAT?

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 1, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

You may.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

THANK YOU!

I was trying to post “Pods is pretty fast for a queer” for like ten minutes!

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 1, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

"Pods has a pretty hot wife for being a cocksucker."

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

The term is "beard".

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 1, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's totally rad

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 1, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

(everyone leaves)

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh....

he got hit pretty hard tonight and survived six innings. Plus, it’s nice to see how well the mighty Dotel/Linebrink/Jenks triumverate holds up a one run lead.

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 1, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don't mind the move and I wasn't really paying attention til the 6th

but it seemed like he was cruising through the last 2 or 3 innings.

by Trooper on May 1, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

clearly he's hurt.

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by larry on May 1, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's "win or go home" for the Celtics, too, Hawk.

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 1, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

that was caught good.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 1, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

JD!

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

JD!

The slowest dive in town

by TheBill on May 1, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't care what you guys say. JD has been increasingly great on defense, as he ages.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah!

Take a stand!

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 1, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dadgum right.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dye with the catch!

[NAME WITHHELD] with the worm!

I can’t stand it!

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 1, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh god.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

What the...

LOL

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 1, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, you have not met Black Dynamite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2N66XO3awk

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

the part about the CIA is my favorite

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 1, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's a scientific fact

Saying “jive honky” can induce laughter, no matter the context or timing.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I must say...

That hit by Getz wasn’t nearly singly enough for me.

By the way, I timed Podsednik to first on his hit (thanks DVR!) – 3.85 seconds.

I’m surprised he didn’t hurt his groin.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 1, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow.

You should really win some sort of uber-geek award for making the effort to time his run!

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 1, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was more impressive to me too. It's been years, mang!

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

*bows*

I’ve been in lurk mode. I can’t keep up with youse guys any more.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 1, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

did i just hear huff say

he didn’t think dye had the faculties to be a rightfielder?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 1, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

I think what he said was

Dye has fathered too many illegitimate children to make that play

by RoyEgan on May 1, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man I love Stone...

but it might be nice to have a crazy racist in the booth just for entertainment purposes

by CatBrains on May 1, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Picture it

Joe Morgan and Mike Huff calling the Civil Rights game commercial-free

by billyok on May 1, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

but can he swim?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 1, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

He doesn't look buoyant from here.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 1, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

hell, huff might not even last this game

you know hawk can’t abide his partner talking more than he

by Trooper on May 1, 2009 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

You missed out on quite a game.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Typical Friday night Cheat.

“You guys” are stuck indoors writing race-inspired recaps, while you’re out painting the town.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

on fridays the cheat delivers food to the elderly and infirm.

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by larry on May 1, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

He did just pick up a party platter

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

One of them 6-footers?

Musta set back your line pretty good.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

We made them last week when he called in the order

Old people can’t tell the difference.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very smart. You guys should all be doctors or something.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

We run for the governors office now

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

A little off topic but urgent question

What’s going on with Dan Hampton in the banner ad on the right side of this page? Is he constipated or just getting over a rash?

by billyok on May 1, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

stephen hawking in the booth.

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by larry on May 1, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

The worst...

On July 29, 1938, in a pregame radio interview, Chicago White Sox broadcaster Bob Elson asked Yankee Jake Powell what he did in the offseason. He replied (falsely) that he was a police officer in Dayton, Ohio. When Elson asked what Powell did to stay in shape, Powell responded that he “cracked ni**ers over the head with [his] nightstick.”

by RoyEgan on May 1, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

that's fine. it was 1938.

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by larry on May 1, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

If my memory serves, that's what I was doing in 1938.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

honestly. i mean, in seventy years it will probably be verboten to blog about the white sox.

politically correct fucks.

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by larry on May 1, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ig'nant, I call it.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

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by larry on May 1, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well if I had known they came in black...

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not what you'd call a Linebrink fan.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 1, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

i'm an anti-fan.

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by larry on May 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is he not allowed to give up doubles to former batting title holders?

Even if he gives up no runs?

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 1, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's fueled by my doubt.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 1, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

And anyway...

he’s allowed to give doubles to Michael Young since Young became a White Sock this off-season.

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't worry.

You’ll forget about him when his arm is shredded for the last year-and-a-half of his contract.

by Daniel Berlyn on May 1, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

no. i won't.

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by larry on May 1, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

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by larry on May 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love that sign in the outfield.

HOUSTON
go2houston.com

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 1, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Linebrink impersonating Bobby.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

ozzaroo?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 1, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

yes!

aj baserunner line: drink!

by Trooper on May 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Love me some Yogi Bear base running.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

catalyst!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 1, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Best CF/leadoff type I've seen today.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Grinder?!

Not even for old times sake?

by 67WMAQ on May 1, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on May 1, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

HAAAAAAAR HAAAAAAAAAR HAAAAAAAAAAAAR

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 1, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

aj is an awesome baserunner.

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by larry on May 1, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

what a great baserunner aj is.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 1, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Great stuff.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

AJ is occasionally a smart baserunner

and usually kind of a stupid one.

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

White Sox baseball.

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

That's furby's avatar....keep looking! :)

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

HSA knows all about random grabs.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

D:

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

false

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on May 1, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

All yours.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well...

I wanted to see the bullpen hold up a one run lead more than a puffy two run cushion.

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 1, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fundamentals are for losers

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

High heat, please.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, not anymore.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 1, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bobby can only do it right if theres a runner on.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 9:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Told you.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 1, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

gig

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on May 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

feck yes.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 1, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Bad game turned into a good game. Nice.

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 1, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

he's a catalyst I tell you!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 1, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Test.

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 1, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

BUEHRLE IS WINNING 25 THIS YEAR.

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

THATS WHATS UP

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

FOR SURE

ALWAYS A GOOD THING TO BE IN FIRST PLACE.

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 1, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

KOTR?

FIXED*

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 1, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

FAIL

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 1, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

You guys are funny.

Got more soul than a sock with a hole.

by chrome on May 2, 2009 12:00 AM CDT reply actions  

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