White Sox Defeat Rangers, Combat Swine Flu
Members of the White Sox's traveling party were provided with a three-page question-and-answer memo about the swine flu outbreak before their series with the Texas Rangers.
The questions and answers addressed a wide range of topics, from symptoms to the speading of the disease to prevention.
Mark Gonzales is a hard-hitting, all-around reporter.
Scott Podsednik apparently is healthy and is running like a stuck pig. What's that, Mike Huff? Of course. A white stuck pig. While tied 3-3 in the 7th, Pods made chitterlings into a succulent pork chop by legging out for an infield single one of the worst jobs of hitting a baseball you'll see outside of your local Challenger Division Little League. He proceeded to "induce" a balk and then was driven in by Chris Getz' outfielder splitting triple to right-center for what would be the game-deciding run. I'm sure he'll be able to live off this performance until the All-Star Break.
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just glanced at lonestarball
good to see jcm is still giving sox fans a bad name. also, i don’t know if this was on the comcast chicago feed or not, but it sure was in texas.

brian anderson would've caught that...
I thought my eyes made that up the first time around.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
this creature
was at both of the spring training games i went to in March. she loves her some white sox.
its like he's trying to get banned from every SBN baseball site
nice to see the sig changed though
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
his sig is still completely fucking idiotic though. just different.
brian anderson would've caught that...
i thought BM was joking about jcm
went to check it and I couldn’t believe coolman was there talking the usual nonsense. What’s the point? Oh well… also amazing how lonestar guys just kept on talking back to him. wasn’t that Friday night? nothing else better to do? internets – one sad place
Lupe, release the balloons!
Watch your mouth! We had two stellar gamethreads on the internets over here last night. And yes, it was Friday night here too.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 2, 2009 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions
:) yeah yeah ...
well it is one thing to watch the game and enjoy the chatter with your fellow fans, it is another thing to spend it arguing with some guy who is not even a fan of your team and is clearly just doing it for his own entertainment… I thought that was sad
Lupe, release the balloons!
Looks like someone finally introduced this woman to the technology known as "mirrors" as this shot was taken
Also, that 1 looks like a 7
Animated (proceed with caution. not recommended if you are prone to seizures.)
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 2, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Look at that meat hook of a hand
wrapped around that beer. That has got to be the scariest woman I’ve ever seen. And, trust me, I’ve married a couple.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
The postgame thread at Lone Star Ball is the tops
I thought we were mean. Texas does it real big.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
and the Cheat spake, saying, "I bring down my banhammer upon you"
Joe was banned. the people saw this and it was good.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
They're askin fer it
Peace out
I hope Hawk Harrelson dies of cancer.
“Hustle doesn’t cost a dime and it looks good.” – Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
by FirebatM3 on May 1, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
Hold on there, you didn't even give them a chance to explain themselves:
“you know what – that’s what we do here. we wish cancers. so you can either join in or leave.
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam – Cahill the Elder
by ab03 on May 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs"
See? You have a choice.
by dr. lingerie on May 2, 2009 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
yes. and i'm sure someone reading our site for the first time and without context would think we're a bunch of saints.
good one.
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you're right. we only have people saying javier vazquez should drown in front of his children.
they’re way worse on that site.
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but then again vazquez said himself he wanted to be at the beach in puerto rico
we convienently suggested drowning himself while he was there
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
i'm not one of the dopes who ran him out of town.
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yeah i actually stumbled upon that later on
i wouldnt expect any less from a bunch of texans though
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
Yeah, let's get him out there!
WHITE SOX BITS BY MARK GONZALES
“With Brian Anderson on the disabled list, Lillibridge might get more time in center field against left-handers, and could back up Alexei Ramirez at shortstop. Lillibridge is hitting .146 with 13 strikeouts in 41 at-bats.”
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
i don't mind him as a defensive replacement
or a pinch runner, but he should bat as little as humanly possible. (his middle name is stuart, and when he comes to bat i usually say BS lillibridge.)
brian anderson would've caught that...
Ouch - that's so DJ like
Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"
indians call for reinforcements: laporta recalled
http://castrovince.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/05/laporta_valbuena_barfield_comi.html
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wow. money be damned huh?
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
hafner being out blew a massive hole in their lineup by going on the DL.
jay over at LGT computed the cost of bringing him up at about $6 million a little while back and determined then it wasn’t worth the potential improvement, which i think was something like 2/3 of a win. the calculus may have changed now that hafner is gone and the value may be much closer.
keep in mind, this all assumes that laporta comes up and stays up. which i imagine is a good assumption but one never knows.
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http://www.letsgotribe.com/2009/4/27/855243/trade-cliff-lee-fire-wedge-promote
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yeah I read it. I am still a little surprised.
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
i'm not.
the indians, as i believe was pointed out by jay, have set service time aside when it was clear what was best at the major league level. i don’t think there’s much debate now that hafner is out that laporta was by far the best, and necessary, option.
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and they don't really have to sweat his defense yet
you know what – that’s what we do here. we wish cancers. so you can either join in or leave.
by ab03 on May 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
by dr. lingerie on May 2, 2009 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
certainly not when their other option is currently the gold glover david dellucci.
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Did they really expect much from Pronk?
Doubtful.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
i think they expected to be able to use him as an excuse until june.
at a minimum. if he’s healthy, he hits. this season, case in point.
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question - why was buehrle pulled after 83 pitches?
I didn’t see the game. Just curious.
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