Danks, Jenks Deliver Message (a week late)
John Danks had a career-high 10 strikeouts against his former club, but it was Bobby Jenks who finally delivered the "message" pitch.
The White Sox have been getting knocked down (and out) by pitches all season long, and the Rangers have been one of the main offenders. Including Saturday's game they've hit Paul Konerko (twice), Carlos Quentin (probably doesn't count), Chris Getz, Jermaine Dye and Josh Fields. The latter two required a few days off as a result.
So when Ian Kinsler came up with two out and nobody on in the ninth, Jenks took it upon himself to send a message, and some mixed signals.
"It was not intentional. Yeah, I wanted to go in and send a message, and I think that message was sent. Our guys have been hit a lot this series. With a one-run lead, I didn't want to put anyone on base. I just wanted to say, 'Hey, we can play that game, too.' Other than that, the important thing was getting him out after that pitch."
If it wasn't intentional, how was it a message? Nevermind that Jenks didn't actually hit Kinsler (though I suspect that was the intent).
The Sox can't get any part of this little You know I'm throwing at you, You know why I'm throwing at you, Now let's get back to playing baseball dance right. But it makes for entertaining conversation.
I fully expect warnings tomorrow, and for this to remain the dominant story over the next week as Ozzie Guillen and Jenks get a pair of 2-game rips for the hit-by-pitch that wasn't.
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2-game rips
Suspension? If it was that clear it was intentional, Jenks should have been tossed. But the 1 run game aspect gives plausible deniability, right?
Oh for a win today.
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by Chiburb on May 10, 2009 7:10 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
if mlb starts suspending players/managers for pitchers throwing behind a player - intentionally or otherwise - that's pretty silly.
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by larry on May 10, 2009 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beckett got 5 games for hitting nobody
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by The Cheat on May 10, 2009 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he threw at abreu's head.
a rather large difference.
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by larry on May 10, 2009 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bobby was simply pointing out where he thinks kinsler's head is
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by thatshortkid on May 10, 2009 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want some Grandmaster Flash, for some reason.
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by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 10, 2009 9:38 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
by U-God on May 10, 2009 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i've been calling contreras a mother quite frequently recently
so it works
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by thatshortkid on May 10, 2009 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wilson Betemit was penciled in at third base and batting seventh in Sunday’s White Sox lineup against the Rangers and Vincente Padilla.
After one game in the second spot, Chris Getz was back atop the Sox lineup, with Brent Lillibridge behind him and playing center field. Corky Miller was slated for ninth and was catching Bartolo Colon, who has won all of his last 12 starts against Texas.
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by larry on May 10, 2009 10:22 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well, at least padilla can't hit aj again.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on May 10, 2009 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this lineup worked well the last time i went
right down to the pitcher
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
by U-God on May 10, 2009 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least he's not replacing PK.
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by homesickalien on May 10, 2009 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pods' wife is giving birth today so he is unavailable.
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by larry on May 10, 2009 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
plenty of gifts still available, all you tightwads
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I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on May 10, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sox were in Seattle for Mom's Day last year...which means we just passed the anniversary of my Fan of the Game honors. heh heh heh.
Priceless asshole moment from when I was FotG:
PK hits a double in the 3rd to score Uribe and Q, putting the Sox ahead 2-0.
I sprang from my seat to cheer and kicked over my fresh Miller Lite in the direction of the bleacher row in front of me.
I was too busy cheering to notice, but the Seattle fan sitting in front of me interrupted my celebration to tell me my beer spilled on her seat.
I looked down, saw the spilt beer, and paused for a moment.
“Oh, that’s ok. I can get a new one.”
:P What a jerk I am!
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by homesickalien on May 10, 2009 11:18 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lower bleachers suck
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by thatshortkid on May 10, 2009 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was recalling that too...how TSK was just behind me that night....
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by homesickalien on May 10, 2009 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BEAN EVERYONE!
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by Illini0509 on May 10, 2009 11:46 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jenks' pitch was the highlight of the game for sure
although he should have gone for the ase or the ris.
second highlight was Kens reaction to it, going apoplectic saying it was unintentional was very funny.
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by hoodlight on May 10, 2009 12:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
isnt padilla a head hunter?
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by The Deacon on May 10, 2009 12:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nevermind that Jenks didn’t actually hit Kinsler (though I suspect that was the intent).
I find it hard to believe that it was his intent; we were ahead by 1-run only?
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by The Wizard on May 10, 2009 12:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he means the intent was not to hit kinsler.
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by larry on May 10, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh!
thanks
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by The Wizard on May 10, 2009 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't you make your sentence more complicated by using the word 'though'?
that what threw me off
if your sentence goes ‘he didn’t hit him’ and you want to add that ‘I suspect he didn’t want to’
doesn’t it complicate things when you write ‘he didn’t hit him though I suspect that was his intent’?
just playing with the words
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by The Wizard on May 10, 2009 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're critiquing the writings of the cheat.
fish in a fucking barrel.
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by larry on May 10, 2009 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no critique here
just wondering how best to express your intent
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by The Wizard on May 10, 2009 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lay off - he's dyslexic.
And shit.
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by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 10, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
like I said
no critique here
didn’t you see it?
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by The Wizard on May 10, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was joking, and responding to larry.
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by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 10, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh ok
sorry
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by The Wizard on May 10, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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