This chart say it all. The most likely outcome for the White Sox offense this year is a shutout. They've scored 3 or less in 50% of their games.
A good team would have a run distribution that looked like a bell curve centered on 5+ runs.
almost 3 years ago
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yup
that looks about right.
youre on the pulse of the sox fan cheat because I was going to write a drunken tirade on this subject after a bottle of bourbon.
White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!
it is those damn holes in the hitting order
hard to find two people hitting back-to-back for a decent average on a single night.
Lupe, release the balloons!
I like the spirit, it's the details that I think need fixing.
hard to find two people hitting getting on base back-to-back for a decent average on a single night.
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
thanks ... that's exactly what I wanted to say
it came out all convoluted
Lupe, release the balloons!
KW was rebuilding on the fly this year
Slashed payroll, moved a lot of youngsters into the lineup. Old dudes on the backslope playing out the final year of their contracts. I didn’t expect a whole lot this season, but what’s frustrating is that the rest of the division is just as flawed as the Sox and first place is there for the taking.
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
Dear Joe
Stan (Oakbrook): Which fanbases send the most e-mail after you are even a little critical of their team? Have you ever thought of a column of the funniest ones?
Joe Sheehan: White Sox. It’s not close.
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
Considering are fan base isn’t the biggest, I wonder what this suggests.
by Grinder in Training on May 11, 2009 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions
We are, and we hate moronic platitudes.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Awesome, after GIT mixes up "are" and "our", you postulate that the Sox fan base is the smartest
Hatchetm, you’re alright!
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
well he is not the first one to mention that
I saw some other bigger name blogger (not sure which one was it now) mention sox fans being somewhat “angry” all the time.
Lupe, release the balloons!
that is because WU,KeNwO, and blackout sox
fill their inboxes up with hate mail.
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 11, 2009 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions
you mean something like this?
As gods merciless eyes are my witness, if you dare say one bad thing about the White Sox, abandoning me to anguish in my own sorrow and self loathing, I will focus my inner torment to unleash a vengeance upon you that will howl across your childhood, your unbearable pain will be a thing of legend, screaming down the empty halls of your adolescence, and the corridors of your crushed dreams. As your peers weep for your soulless shell, screaming, "Dear Lord, end this man’s suffering! Be it through the cruel bliss of madness or the sudden silence of death, and this pain!" Lo the Lord shall not grant you such mercy, so long as I may invoke his wrath. Engraved forever on the walls of your skull will be your lasting epitaph.
I wish I had never criticized the White Sox…
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
All the time, yes.
Because we are of the slaughterhouses: Shot-and-a-beer, blue collared, white, male, uneducated, and municipally employed yahoos. That covers the representation of this blog, for sure. We don’t have a chance at bliss.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
right on.
we are not really angry, just you come off like that because we are grinders.
Lupe, release the balloons!
ok, here is the link I was talking about
White Sox fans always seem to be a little angry… at least the ones who write to my blog, calling me retarded.
Lupe, release the balloons!
what a retard
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
by vince_ on May 11, 2009 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
they should sport these
in late july http://mopupduty.com/index.php/worst-uniforms-chicago-white-sox-shorts-1976/
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on May 11, 2009 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I bought mine through that there TV commercial
$400 down and only $29.99 a month for 36 months!
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
DFA THOME
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
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by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 11, 2009 7:41 AM CDT reply actions
who is coming with me?
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 11, 2009 7:47 AM CDT up reply actions
I am slowing getting to that point. Its just frustrating watching him hit. I keep telling myself that he will warm up.
I’m just not sure he will at this point. I still hope for the best.
frustrating to say the least.
I don’t know if he has done this his whole career or not, but everytime he swings he pulls his head off the ball and is looking into the vistor’s dugout. He will heat up in garbage time, hit is 30 hr’s and larry will be defending him before long…
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 11, 2009 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions
It's going to be a long season
Any unusual reasons why our offense has been terrible so far beyond the expected low OBP? Are we not hitting as many home runs compared to previous years?
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
162 games or more, if we're lucky.
Settle in.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
the reason it's not a bell curve
is the the rule against negative runs.
yeah right
I don’t buy that lousy excuse, it’s not like we just came off of winning the WS and get everyone’s best game. This is BS, both Walker and Thome should be gone. Maybe KW can reunite Thome and Griffey… this time in seattle.
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 11, 2009 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions
scott podsednik
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 11, 2009 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Yea, 'cause trading Thome, with you know, his no trade clause
would be really easy. And the Sox are totally likely to get good value back.
Come on. This team’s hopes always rested on being the tallest midget. Mediocrity in a year they slashed payroll and introduced several younger players to the lineup shouldn’t be some great suprise.
I’m as frustrated as anyone else, but there isn’t much to be done right now except hope that guys get healthy and the pitching improves.
by madvillian on May 11, 2009 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
and should the Sox fall out of contention
There are several players that should by useful to other teams. Dye, Liney, East Heat and Bobby will probably all be on the block if the Sox are looking to wave the flag. The Yankees would probably be very interested in bullpen help, salary be damned.
I prefer Central Heat.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 11, 2009 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
interesting
I often wonder when would be the right time to trade Bobby while he is still considered the premier closer. I mean you have guys like Hoffman that are good closers for forever, but can Bobby be that type of guy? I don’t think I saw him have a clean 1-2-3 9th inning this year so far… anyways, why I am saying all this, I don’t think he should be traded at all, we have no one else that can close.
Lupe, release the balloons!
i'm thinking you need to watch more white sox games.
or at least do it sober.
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
like shooting fish in a barrel, eh counselor?
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
I'm thinking he's probably the smart one by drinking to excess.
In general. Certainly not during an MB gem though.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
I've taken up drinking heavily on non-MB starts.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions
ok, maybe it is all just a perception
as when has a clean inning I am just happy and move on and forget about it … but when he has some trouble it gets stuck in my head longer … not questionin jenksy, he has been da man for us
Lupe, release the balloons!
thornton can not close
he can’t even set up successfully.
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 11, 2009 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Mario, of Super Mario Bros. fame, appeared in the 1981 arcade game, Donkey Kong. His original name was Jumpman, but was changed to Mario to honor the Nintendo of America's landlord, Mario Segali.
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
nice reference to my fail gif
but serious, I have never been impressed with thornton. Fastball is too straight.
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 11, 2009 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
what about a rhinosauras?
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 11, 2009 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
rhinoceros
and yes, they can
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
video link =
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 11, 2009 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
go to a zoo
might learn something. beautiful places.
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
i've been there many of times
never saw a rhino jump… video link =
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 11, 2009 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
here you go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Guk4LaiFsYM
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on May 11, 2009 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions
sea lions can't jump
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
I would LOVE to see a giraffe jump.
Like Manute Bol. Or Dave Kingman. Or Paulie.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 11, 2009 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Giraffe was my 2nd choice.
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 11, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
they can leap out of the water
i think that counts
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
jumping needs land and legs
or it’s not a jump
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
who is Billy Williams from King of Kong
on sb nations southside sox?
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on May 11, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
alright Lar
looked at the game logs,
11 appearances, 9 included at least one hit or a walk. So that leaves 2 clean 1-2-3 ininings (each appearance was one inning).
Lupe, release the balloons!
i know.
including one on saturday. not that hard to recall something that occurred two days ago.
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
Well he ALMOST hit Kinsler.
So he ALMOST didn’t go 1-2-3.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 11, 2009 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
and was ALMOST a jagoff
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on May 11, 2009 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL.
I love that word. Hell, I AM that word.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 11, 2009 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
and who would we get in return?
I don’t want their garbage.
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 11, 2009 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
you can't blame it on slashing the payroll.
IMO we are better than we were last year. I was joking about trading Thome, but they may need to send him down to triple A to work on his swing. Anyone would be better than him at DH right now. Even Lillibridge.
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 11, 2009 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh, yeah, I can see Thomer going to Charlotte.
Absolutely.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 11, 2009 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
WHERE'S WIL
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 11, 2009 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Very good.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 11, 2009 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
WILBUR
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 11, 2009 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Quick question(s):
A guy at work says a caller to Ronge (?) asked why the Sox didn’t take batting practice before yesterday’s game. His answer was that, tradtionally, most teams don’t take outdoor BP on Sundays. No further reason was given.
Is this true? If so, why?
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
day games? Guys like to spend the morning with their family, take some swings inside?
that would be my guess
Hung over after a night game, usually.
HOT. Resting.
You’re old – you know these things.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 11, 2009 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
because we don't need batting practice
we are just that good!
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 11, 2009 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
rangers didn't either for what its worth
got there when the gates opened and no one was on the field for either team
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
why would you go to a sunday game?
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 11, 2009 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
why not?
baseball is baseball
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
because part of your ticket goes to paying salaries and
you didn’t get your money’s worth with the line up they put out there.
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 11, 2009 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions
and i'm ok with that
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
If I spend my hard earned money (not my mommy's), on tix.
I am going when the starters are playing. Except for Friday nights, because we lose every Friday.
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 11, 2009 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
once again
i do pay for my own stuff. we’ve had this talk before.
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
that wasn't directed at you
just an “in general” statement. ;)
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 11, 2009 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
though, I am still waiting for the video link...
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 11, 2009 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
you're a bright lad
you’ll find one
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
STFU - that is way too funny. Rec'd.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 11, 2009 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
It's breathtaking.
Majestic beast.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 11, 2009 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Where is Forrest Gump when you need a quote?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 11, 2009 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
creepy
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 11, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
that wasn't baseball yesterday either. I don't know what that was.
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 11, 2009 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
I shall now dub thee...
SouljaBoy
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
by ChicagoPete on May 11, 2009 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
You thought that was a baseball game yesterday?
souljaboy tell’em or not…
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 11, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
That graph is fugly
the offense has been offensive thus far.
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
Why aren't there unicorns when I click all over this piece of shit graph!?!?
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
I'm blinded by the magic.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Long season. They can't all slump all season. Just wait for the omen: when PK stops hitting, everyone else will light up like a frickin' menorah.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
without Konerko
our offense will be as shaky as a fiddler on the roof!
sign Walker to a multiyear extension.
Without Konerko, we have 21 less runs on a season already short.
Oh, Captain!
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
A Menorah is somewhat subdued in it's potential for light.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 11, 2009 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
that may be what she was getting at
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
Yep. And the fact that there are the same number of candles as there are batters in a lineup.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Anyone care to post the graph of our opponent's run distribution?
(I’m not sure if I should be using the singular or plural of opponent, considering we only play one team at a time. I’m sure HSA will have something to say about this.)
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
opponents'
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
The reason I didn't go with opponents' (fwiw), is that I don't want to see a graph of the Ranger's season run distribution
I only want to know what they’ve done against Sox pitching and combine that with every other teams’ performance against Sox pitching.
I’m working on this issue as we speak. I will report back later.
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
*Rangers' season and *team's performance :)
I got what you wanted out of a graph initially: runs scored against us – total opponents’ performance.
So I’ll still go with opponents’.
And I’m interested in this graph too (fwiw).
:)
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions
I've got it done, just need to upload it now
still fingering that one out
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
I've graphed the White Sox Opponents' Run Distribution, with and without Contreras Starts
Here’s a link to the spreadsheet on googledocs, but I couldn’t figure out how to get just the graph images to show and I don’t have time to fiddle this morning. Hot damn is googledocs clunky!
If anyone wants to undertake such a task as to post these images, feel free to do so!
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
why am i not invited to see that link?
i am a google user…even use gogle mail after seeing a game with LT
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on May 11, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
wtf
is a Yid
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on May 11, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Allow me a McEnroe:
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
HSA, take it away.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 11, 2009 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
try the link posted in response to HSA (titled "Okay") a few lines down
I screwed up the link you tried and can’t edit the post.
Also, a Yid is a Jew…or so I think. Hmm…google confirms this and wikipedia will even tell you how to pronounce the word in a non-offensive manner. I loves me some interbubbles.
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
10/4
me feel dumb now.
i knew what yiddish is but did not put two and too together. silly goy me am.
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on May 11, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Also, I can send an excel spreadsheet where I originally graphed the data, if that makes it easier
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
Is Jesus now your office assistant?
You are getting way too efficient, young man.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 11, 2009 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Won't open for me. Maybe I should wait for colin to wake up and do it? Email to me in the meantime, if you get a sec.
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by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Okay
try this link.
In the meantime, I’ll send you an excel copy.
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
That worked, though it would have been nice in another window, JLPOS. :P
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by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions
JLPOS?
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
Jesus Loving Piece of Shit, I'm guessing
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- HSA 01/07/09
You got it.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I still sent the excel file
I hope you like it.
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- HSA 01/07/09
OT - Nate Silver steps out even further from baseball and is now too good for us.
Saw this in the current Esquire in an airport last week:
http://www.esquire.com/features/data/nate-silver-car-culture-stats-0609?click=main_sr
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
I heard he pulled a George Jefferson and moved on up to the East Side
of NY.
That drycleaning business must sho be good.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Very glad someone got it.
:)
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Mengele?
;)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 11, 2009 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions
good I'm glad you've turned up
have you heard anything about Sir Allen since he gave himself up? I’ve been looking for news but can’t really find anything up to date, is it as bas as Bernie Madoff?
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
'bad' sorry about that
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
Not "as" bad - only $8-10B, not $50B.
Surprisingly, he denies any improprieties. Wants his brokerage accounts unfrozen so John Damon, Scott Eyre, etc. can get theri money.
Oh, and Nails is in the soup, too:
http://www.investmentnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090503/REG/305039984/1017
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 11, 2009 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
that link is about Lenny Dykstra not Sir Allen
but I’ve just found out there’s a doc about Sir Allen on the bbc tonight
http://news.bbc.co.uk/panorama/hi/default.stm
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
Are you imbibing already?
I referenced “Nails”, Lenny’s nickname. Fer King George’s sake, hoodie…
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 11, 2009 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions
never heard of the bloke
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
anyway never mind that
is it true about Stanford being a DEA informant and that’s why he’s not been charged with anything?
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
There's a Red under my bed...
IDK.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 11, 2009 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
it's very mysterious
I mean Bernie was banged to rights asap
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
He "tried" to give himself up, the Feds told him "we're not ready for you"
and sent him home.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
haircut shop?
I used to go to Polish Joes, he’s dead now :(
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
Man who wasn't there? I actually saw that one in a theatre (hoodie).
Like Nate isn’t here?
If so, I get it too. Though rather than say “subtle”, I’d say “obscure”.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
I've seen it on the telly
very dull, can’t believe with all the money they have that they still think people want to watch films in b a w
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
You're an arse. The process that Roger Deakins and the Coens went through to create that black and white was pretty unique....it is the silkiest and smoothes B&W you've ever seen, dbag.
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by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions
they've even coloured up the old stan and ollie films now
so why anyone would want to make one in b a w is beyond me
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
Well, to be fair, this film was made ten years ago. And it's the only film the Coens made in B&W. The way they did it (emphasizing lighting and cinematography) is far more beautiful and interesting to me than had they done it in color.
The smoke rising off a cigarette is not as lovely when in color, for example.
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by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
the only film I like that they have done is Raising Arizxona
they manage to make Cage look like he can act, and Holly Hunter is very cute
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
Also. This reminds me of a funny story from when I saw this in the theatre in '99.
Being a 15 year-old film snob (already an AV dweeb in high school, en route to film school for college), I went to see this latest piece of Coens excellence with my equally-dorky best friend, Mike (Sox fanatic some of you will meet on the 22nd).
We were making fun of the general American audience by whining on our way there: “Whhaaa? This film is in black and white?” – playing on the idea that most viewers would be completely oblivious/unappreciative to the cinematography/process that went into creating the film.
As the film started in the theatre, one of the people sitting behind us whispered to his buddy, “This film is in black and white????”
Mike and I nearly fell out of our chairs laughing.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I was on the bus the other day
and some kid asked me ’ does this bus go to the bus station? ’ ; ’ no it goes to the fucking airport ’
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
Yes, MWWT.
But no, it is not in reference that Nate ain’t here.
In the film, Billy Bob’s character is talked into a business deal (a bad one) over this new process, certain to be a success, called “dry cleaning.”
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by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Figures only TAEG gets it. Nice play. We have been depantsed.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 11, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Taken to the cleaners so to speak...
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
Oh. I forgot that part.
Sorry.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
Don't be sorry. You probably haven't seen it in 10 years...relatively minor plot detail to remember 10 years later. Especially for OPOS'.
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by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions
DB.
May I remind you 5/22 is approaching?
Just remember the important stuff.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 11, 2009 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes! I remember that!
Tanqueray here I come!
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
I can't believe I screwed that up
Damn WU hands, I tells ya!
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
One of my favorites, for certain
Do you ever make Sloe-gin, hoodie?
I’ve never had the stuff myself, but it garners rave reviews from everyone I know who’s tried it.
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
That is a woman's drink, or at least it was
when I was in college. If you ordered a sloe-gin fizz you were beaten with Louisville Sluggers – no maple-splintering BS in the ’70’s, man.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
well, if you ordered a sloe-gin fizz I'd beat you too!
Hell, if you ordered anything besides for an “orange whip” or a coke in my presence, I would beat the hell out of you. (if you don’t get where that’s from, I’m on the next flight to Florida to re-educate you “Clockwork Orange” style)
I believe all that have commented to me on the spirit have had it straight, perhaps with ice, and recommended trying it as such.
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
Speaking of....did you ever get the ticket? I put special Jew stamps on the envelope for you and I haven't even heard a thank you.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Goyim, goyim, gone!
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
I sent a thank-you on SSS the same day I recieved the ticket, glory hound.
Try and keep up.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 11, 2009 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought I remembered that...but I didn't hear anything about the envelope's decorations.
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by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Boy, you DO like attention.
I was fascinated with the postmark – sorry.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 11, 2009 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I raised her to be insecure, always wanting/needing...
That way she’ll always stay humble and work harder.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
I live for it.
Like a dog.
I blame Chiburb.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you ever get jealous of your pets?
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 11, 2009 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Only when my friends pet them and not me.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions
So you like your friends to pet you...interesting.
Perhaps I can put you in my next creation…
/pulls cover off of model
the Heavy Petting Zoo!
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- HSA 01/07/09
i found them funny and cute
for a minute I thought I will find unicorn stickers inside, but thankfully it was a ticket :)
Lupe, release the balloons!
Jew stamps?
Oy vey…be careful. That’s the kind of language that can get you kicked out around here.
Aren’t the rules posted on the Orioles blog?
"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)
Well. I have a stamp set of Jewish-themed objects, with an inkpad included. How else should I describe it?
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I guess it depends on religion, ancestry or both
To play it safe and not risk infringing on the Camden Chat rules, I’d go with “Jewish-centric imagery.”
You never know who might be offended in these hyper-PC times we live in.
"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)
Yeah, but what do I care if someone gets offended? This isn't CC and most of you know me well enough to realize that my "offending" is in pure fun. Besides, if you are offended by something a stranger is saying on the internetz....that's yo problem.
:)
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm just yankin your chain a little
I’m mocking the whole “reference to the president’s race” discussion that got a blogger kicked out.
"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)
Ok good. I didn't want anyone to think I gave a shit about their feelings.
;)
Also, I don’t have a chain.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, you give a $h!t.
You give a $h!t too much.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
You're right. Now that you mention it, I am concerned about you, WU.
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by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought you left?
you came back stronger than ever! [x] check
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 11, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
This isn't the HSA you knew (and loved), WTGTD.
This is the outsourced HSA that Cheat bought to fill the void.
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by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
toonderstrook?
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
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by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 11, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, you're concerned about me.
You’re concerned about me too much.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
You're killin' me.... :D
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by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
red sox brought in team doctor to teach proper steroid use
nice,
anything to discredit boston’s 2 world championships is ok in my book!
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 11, 2009 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
read the freakin' article
but me likes anyway, i hate the red sox and their fans
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 11, 2009 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
thank you for clarifying my point.
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 11, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm not, even if this is true, it doesn't discredit the championships
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 11, 2009 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I have come to accept that this is a rebuilding year
and that your 2010 Sox will look a lot different than this 2009 “transition” team.
Thank goodness for parity (and a healthy dose of suckishness) in the AL Central. If the Sox can warm up the bats a bit and figure out what to do as far as a 5th starter is concerned, they have just as good a chance as the rest of the division.
With all the injuries, benchings and shake-ups, I really don’t think this team has had a fair chance to gel as of yet. But when you have Scottie Pods starting for you, a DH hitting around .200 and a “slugging” team that is quite often shut out, I guess it’s fair to say this team has “issues.”
Only time, talent and Kenny’s “vision” will tell.
"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)
I think that's a good summary of what every fan's MO should be this year Tailgater
This team is not complete by any stretch of the imagination, it’s a transition year, etc, etc.
If you can’t handle some waves GTFO before we hit deep water folks.
besides, we are still on year 4 of the 5 year grace period after a championshp
which seeing how they didn’t win won for over 90 years, we might want to extend that grace period
Indeed
I can hang in there a couple of more years if necessary. We’ll witness the Paulie, JD, AJ and Thome farewell ceremonies and then get down to winning again.
Meanwhile, I always have an ample supply of suds on hand to drown my sorrows.
"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)
Who you kiddin'? You can hang for as long as it takes, 'gater.
You did for 40 years, you can for another 40.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
42 years...but who's counting?
The only thing left on my Sox “bucket list” is a Sox/Cubs WS.
Then you can bury me a happy man, no problem.
"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)
Oh, you'll be buried happy.
You’ll be buried happy too much.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Oh, to have Q! take Zambrano deep in Game 7 and win it all...
I would probably expire right there is Section 103 with a big smile on my face.
"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)
And your twins watching - no thanks.
Come up with a better fantasy.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
OK, fair enough. Can it include Laetitia Casta?
"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)
Ha Ha
The Nationals gave right-hander Gary Glover his unconditional release on Saturday. Glover was pitching for Triple A Syracuse and had a 6.32 ERA in 10 appearances.
He became expendable after Washington put Mike MacDougal on the Syracuse roster. The plan is to have MacDougal join the Major League club in a couple of weeks.
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook
Diamond in the ruff, I hear.
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by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions
They'd be better off with Roger Glover
That would be Deep Purple’s bass player for you kids.
"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)
i initially thought the blurb said gary glitter
and was very confused as to why the nats would drop someone so accomplished at handling young talent.
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on May 11, 2009 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey you... the story on Palehose 9:
Carl informed me that he was ready to start the PH9 season and posted his first one (as we’ve seen)….and since then, life has thrown him some tough times….
He has understandably chosen to prioritize his life, and the comic he once sacrificed sleep to create, is sadly on the back burner.
PH9 will likely be a weekly installment of Smells Like Mascot, which he intends to center around Sox during the season. But overall, the rollercoaster/train ride will not continue as PH9, as we know it.
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by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Dammit.
Stupid recession. I hate bankers.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
There is much more to it than that...when it rains, it pours.
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by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I forgot to try to add him. Oopsie doopsie.
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
if i can add correctly
the sox have given up 3 runs or less in about 50% of games. that seems ok to me…
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on May 11, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
As you see, in over 50% of the games, opponents score 3 runs or less
Also, including games started by Contreras boosts the percentage of games with 9 or 10+ runs scored by opponents.
Hooray for my first worthwhile contribution to SSS, if it can be considered worthwhile. I can’t wait for it to be buried by one of larry’s fanshots!
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
No...you should fanshot this and maybe lar-bear will front-page it! Also - very nice labeling on the x-axis.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually, I thought it would be best used if it was seen next to Cheat's graph
but I’ll take your advice
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
So copy Cheat's and put them side-by-side in the fanshot.
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by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Didn't work
at least not in the Fanshot
I wasn’t able to post two pictures at once, so I settled with providing a link to cheat’s image. I think it works well enough as it is.
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
dont tell me how many they scored
tell me when they scored them
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on May 11, 2009 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions
they scored them during the game, jackass ;)
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
http://www.baseball-reference.com/play-index/inning_summary.cgi?year_game=2009&team_id=CHW
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by homesickalien on May 11, 2009 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions
really wasn't being serious
but this chart does make me feel better about the overall pitching performance than looking and seeing that they’re ranked 17th in MLB in ERA.
considering that they’ve given up 8+ runs in 25% of games, ERA is a statistic that will be skewed to the right. However, I’m not sure how often those 9th and 10th runs are because I can’t imagine that you win a significant higher % of games where you give up 8 runs compared to 9, 10, and so on. (what i’m trying to say is 8 runs probably equals a loss as much as 10 runs).
this really does give a more accurate depection of how the sox are pitching.
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on May 11, 2009 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Right on.
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