The verdict is in: Jenks fined undisclosed amount

Update: apparently the amount is $750

check the comment section to find out what can be done with that kind of money

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it's like whack-a-mole. lillibridge out, pods in. nix now leading off? why the fuck not.

Here are the starting lineups for both teams:

WHITE SOX

Nix ss

Getz 2b

Quentin lf

Dye rf

Thome dh

Konerko 1b

Fields 3b

Miller c

Podsednik cf

Richard p

CLEVELAND

Sizemore cf

Cabrera 2b

Martinez c

DeRosa 3b
Choo rf

Peralta ss

Garko dh

LaPorta 1b

Francisco lf

Sowers p

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on May 12, 2009 3:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Q! scratched

http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2009/05/quentin-scratched-for-white-soxs-lineup.html

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by The Cheat on May 12, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Link's not opening for me...what is the reason? And who's batting 3rd? Lillibridge?

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jermaine Dye moves up to the third spot, with Scott Podsednik moving from center to left field and Brent Lillibridge batting ninth and playing center field.

Link

by DirtySox on May 12, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

whack-a-mole

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on May 12, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

And the fans looked from '07 to '09, and from '09 to '07, and from '07 to '09 again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

by The Actual El Guapo on May 12, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

prospect hot sheet

Dewon Day
Benazir Bhutto
Windows Vista

by dr. lingerie on May 12, 2009 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs

At the time of Larry's acceptance

So now that you guys have assembled the “dream team”
I look forward to the regular write ups and Larry you are still a sell out. Honestly folks great job so far. Content has been very good lately.
In regards to Lillibridge, please o please put on a CF mitt…… because I don’t think Getz fails.

Geez am I freaking stupid.

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on May 12, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah. cheat with regular write ups? pie in the fucking sky.

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on May 12, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

sore heel, per cowley

out until friday.

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by larry on May 12, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thanks. Second sore Sox heel by the second month of the season? Suspicious.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

maybe they've been putting comcast powerboost into their shoes

by Trooper on May 12, 2009 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

lmao

recd

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 12, 2009 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Indifference.

RIP ’09 Sox.

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 12, 2009 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on May 12, 2009 3:26 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

LOL. I hadn't even seen this.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

KenWo rages against the...undisclosed nature of the fine.

How big is it? How many days COULD he have been suspended? ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH. jagoff.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 3:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey, what happened...

…to the fanpost requesting hot, illicit Jimmy Gobble action? That was just getting weird!

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 12, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

What would licit Jimmy Gobble action be?

by Sox-35th on May 12, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

by dr. lingerie on May 12, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

is that jenksy

on his suspension vacation?

and yes i know hes not suspended

Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"

"id hit him" ;Stone

by Grinder Rule #42 on May 12, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The fine is

$750. Devastating.

http://espn.go.com/chicago/story?id=4161668&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines

White Sox Baseball
Blackhawks Hockey

This time of year is great!

by KJM on May 12, 2009 3:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Brutal

That’s like 250 cheeseburgers.

Like pizza? Me too.
Check out my pizza review site.

by FAQ on May 12, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

~100 miller lite's at the stadium

however, check this out, old style 30 packs can be bought at around $10,

thus 75 * 30 = 2,250 cans of piece of shit beer!

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on May 12, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You should be crucified for calling Old Style "piece of shit beer"

You get that beer nice and cold, don’t let the fucking can warm up beyond 0 C, and you’ll have yourself one god damn beautiful drink.

I thank Jesus every god damn fucking day for freezers.

You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09

by rhythm on May 12, 2009 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey...

my comment was up above yours before…what gives?

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on May 12, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

your computer hadn't loaded his comment before you hit submit

so it comes first on your computer, but in real world time, his was submitted first

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on May 12, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

::shakes fist::

You win this time KJM…ha.

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on May 12, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ESPN

is saying the fine is$750. That’s nothing more than a night out for Bobby in his heyday…

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on May 12, 2009 3:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

scott reifert's blog night is july 21

join me and kenwo for some fun while furbs pretends like he showed up but just “couldn’t find us”.

http://whitesoxpride.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/05/lets_win_one_1.html

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by larry on May 12, 2009 3:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i'd pay good money to see you and kenwo in a kickbox match in the bleachers

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on May 12, 2009 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

750.00???

Thats enough for the MLB to BUY A FUCKING CLUE!

(who’s with me, fellas?)

sign Walker to a multiyear extension.

by thecip on May 12, 2009 4:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

did you hear jenks was fined $750?

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 4:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs