Chicago White Sox @ Cleveland Indians GameThread, May 12, 2009 6:05 PM CDT

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 5:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Grilled Wahoo Recipe - Gallipot Restaurant - Nevis

Ingredients:

4 Wahoo steaks

2 Tablespoons olive oil

1 Tablespoon lime juice

1 Tablespoon lemon juice

1 Tablespoon smoked paprika

1/2 Teaspoons finely minced Scoth Bonnet pepper

Cooking Method:

Whisk together olive oil, lime and lemon juice, paprika, and red pepper in a small bowl. Place wahoo in a dish. Pour the marinade mix over the fish, place in refrigerator, and let stand for half an hour. Remove wahoo steaks from fridge, remove from pan, and grill directly over charcoal for 15 minutes, turning once at about 8 minutes. Use the leftover marinade mix to baste the fish while it is grilling.

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on May 12, 2009 5:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

what is a Wahoo steak?

never heard of that cut before

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on May 12, 2009 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

fish.

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

fish?

I wouldn’t ruin fish by using a scotch bonnet pepper, far too hot for fish, unless it tastes of nothing to start with

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on May 12, 2009 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The wahoo

The wahoo (Acanthocybium solandri) is a dark blue scombrid fish found worldwide in tropical and subtropical seas. Its speed and high-quality flesh make it a prize game fish. In Hawaii, the fish is known as ono. Hispanic areas of the Caribbean and Central America call it Peto.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wahoo

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on May 12, 2009 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

looks like a big mackerel

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on May 12, 2009 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i dunno, just didn't want to go anywhere near "dead indian"

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 12, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

not as bad as you'd think

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

nice...

haven’t seen yet, but know about this

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on May 12, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i only know that that is the cover to a movie

google images only takes me so far

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

does it taste nice?

I like eating fish and shellfish

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on May 12, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ono's not bad

wouldn’t bring it near your band, though

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 12, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't understand that response - sorry about that

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on May 12, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i don't get the connection

you crazy yanks

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on May 12, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

another name for the wahoo is ono

tsk made the leap to yoko ono. i posted a creepy picture.

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sox play

is making it reasonably easy to wean myself from them.

I won’t go thru another 2007 this late in life.

"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08

by ballyb on May 12, 2009 5:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh bally.....you poor old lion.

Hang in there. We need ya.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 12, 2009 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't look

as old as that lion looks old.

"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08

by ballyb on May 12, 2009 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That should be your avator

Face has even caved in.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 12, 2009 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Avatar

Or aviator. Take your pick.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 12, 2009 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I cannot believe this has not received a single rec.

I was watching my kid’s gymnastics practice and looking at this site on my Blackberry and busted out laughing. The Moms all looked at me like I was watching porn.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Moms all looked at me like I was still watching porn.

fixed.

by Trooper on May 12, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I agree. That was the most miserable season.

And what made ‘08 so pleasurable. No expectations, surprising result.
I just want this team to be entertaining, but I won’t suffer thru 72 wins for the highlights.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 12, 2009 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 12, 2009 5:41 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

dancing with the devil in the pale moon light isn't all it's cracked up to be

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

fucker has two left feet. dude really needs to stick to fiddlin'

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on May 12, 2009 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

it's why i hang out with hedonism bot instead

now there’s a guy who knows his limits

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

This, also, is fantastic.

Jim, how have you not killed yourself already? Your genius is underappreciated.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

To piss off the people who want me dead

Since my work will clearly skyrocket in value.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 12, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

our books would increase in value

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Seen it before. Just because you have no memory and re-rec everything....

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I remembered we had scored all of 4 first-inning runs this year, PS.

;)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

LT should remember

they scored in the 1st for buehrle on thursday

White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!

by e-gus on May 12, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

remember it like yesterday, especially that PK double, that pushed some adrenaline

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on May 13, 2009 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

teeth are not white enough

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

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by Where Triples Go to Die on May 12, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey kids! (Bally too)

Colin did a bukkake one thread back in case you missed it.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 12, 2009 5:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

my blog style will rock and shock the nation

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jim should hire you. You'd be right at home.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 12, 2009 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i suppose in a way he's the one who designed the plan

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

my estimation for how tonights game goes...

Sowers will pitch 7 innings giving up 1 ER on 4 hits to the Sox and we will lose 4-1.

Hawk will then say about the man with a 12+ ERA that he pitched great and we just have to tip our caps off to him.

by i_like_turtles on May 12, 2009 6:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

and you are already wrong

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

somebody needs to fill in for stanch

by Trooper on May 12, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'll allow it

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

dont let your fantasy blog power get to your head young jedi

you have much to learn

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 12, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I expect to see you before every game from now on.

by Trooper on May 12, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

[IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g202/ordoabchao847/wordvi3-1.jpg[/IMG]

by i_like_turtles on May 12, 2009 6:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

html fail

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 12, 2009 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

WHY IS PHIL ROGERS ON MY TV?!

by Trooper on May 12, 2009 6:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

just long enough to miss pitch 2

oh WGN you trendsetter you

by Trooper on May 12, 2009 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

^^^ fail...

how do i imbed?

by i_like_turtles on May 12, 2009 6:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

don't know how to imbed

but to embed click the picture of the tree and paste the link

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

HTML

or click the formatting guidelines under the post button

Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook

by The Cheat on May 12, 2009 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Word from wife as the lineups came on:

“Who are these guys?”

by expatnyc on May 12, 2009 6:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

by i_like_turtles on May 12, 2009 6:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

html success

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 12, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

nix with the best looking leadoff out in weeks.

by Trooper on May 12, 2009 6:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i'm going to toronto for 2 games this weekend...

damn, we are going to get crushed

by i_like_turtles on May 12, 2009 6:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

stitch that!!!

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on May 12, 2009 6:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

THE DAMAGE IS QUITE SEVERE

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 6:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

thome now 3-5 with 2 homers and a double off sowers.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 6:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

What just happened?

The ball went over the fence and Thome is running around for some reason.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 12, 2009 6:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

What confuses me is that we scored two runs at once with a home run

Is this a new rule?

by billyok on May 12, 2009 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 12, 2009 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm going to have to go ahead and steal that.

any other remaining vestiges of SSH that need to be laid to rest?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 12, 2009 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

og's BM should prove symbolic enough for those unrepresented

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

and probably less messy than an iguana's

( one would hope )

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by thatshortkid on May 12, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

only count for half, as they were off a homer

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on May 12, 2009 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

But a single is still better, right?

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 12, 2009 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Home runs! Yay!

White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 12, 2009 6:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

ahh 2-0 to start it off

this is more like it.

by Trooper on May 12, 2009 6:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

(the count, not the score)

by Trooper on May 12, 2009 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 6:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

seriously, i can't believe Sizemore didn't track that down

balls can go over the fence? that’s not a single…

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 6:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i didn't even know you were allowed to hit it over the shift

by Trooper on May 12, 2009 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i didn't even know you were allowed to hit it

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I can't believe no one mentioned these runs are even more precious

because the came in the FIRST INNING! Rare, yes?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is that bright orange thing so Clayton knows where the mound is?

[/negativity]

by billyok on May 12, 2009 6:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

also can we consider throwing Betemit in the OF

while Q! is out? he’s not doing anything anyway…

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 6:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I kinda like him best when he isn't doing anything

by billyok on May 12, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i think i'm the only one who likes him at all

i would be totally in favor of making a statue of him in left. i hate watching podsednik do anything.

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Richards

very comfortable that innings

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on May 12, 2009 6:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Richard!!!!

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I do it on purpose

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on May 12, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

by i_like_turtles on May 12, 2009 6:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

hawk already sneaking in a disgusted 'man...' before the commercial

how can you call that high blue! that is BEEE ESSS

by Trooper on May 12, 2009 6:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck you soulja boy

that was warranted

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on May 12, 2009 6:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I AM JI

JIM THOME

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on May 12, 2009 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

first inning isn't clutch

plus it’s probably like 70 degrees in cleveland right now. tell me how he hits when it’s cold out.

link=

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

have you played baseball, do you know what it's like

if not, best consult with kenwo

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on May 12, 2009 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

3 GO in the first

so far Clayton is showing 92-93 on the Cleveland gun, well above Sowers 87-90. he’s really working well on the inside corner, which has figured heavily in his strategy so far. i only saw one slider.

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 6:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

dare I say

a cutter? Didn’t move a whole lot and was 89 MPH

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah i saw that too

so far it’s lookin’ alright. if he’s 92-93, that’s plus velo.

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

would you say he has a plus fastball?

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

if he's getting groundballs from righties on a consistent basis, then yes

but he looks good so far

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

he does get fairly good sink on it

not sure I’d call it “plus”

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i was just fuckin with ya

in regards to the floyd argument

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I wouldn't

I doubt he can maintain it, though he does have above average velo for a lefty.

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Depends on the velocity.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 12, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

what about speed?

isn’t that important?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on May 12, 2009 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Depends on how fast it goes from point a to b in a straight line.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 12, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

what happens if a and b do not make a straight line though?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 12, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

my revised physics rules do not allow atom splitting

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 12, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The speedy Pods.

by expatnyc on May 12, 2009 6:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

speed don't slump

that and the ability to induce errors.

by Trooper on May 12, 2009 6:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Luck never slumps.

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 12, 2009 6:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

neither does afterbirth

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

goes well with a fava beans and a nice chianti

by Trooper on May 12, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i won't say anything bad about lil'b for the rest of the day

10 pitch abs are always fun

by Trooper on May 12, 2009 6:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

yeah, this is a good at-bat, getting on base would be bonus at this point

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on May 12, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ozzie would probably describe that at-bat as a battle to the death

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on May 12, 2009 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

lillibridge has fantastic bat speed.

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 6:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

for a mouse

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

/clearly

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Does anyone think Choo can maintain this pace?

If so, he’s like, a really awesome player

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 6:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i've got faith in him

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

he's on your fantasy team, isn't he?

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on May 12, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yes

and leading that team in steals

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

cough

1st place
cough

White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!

by e-gus on May 12, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i was talking about a different league

i’m amazed i’m still in 4th. i haven’t checked ours in a while

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

did they have many Indians in Cleveland?

I never did US history but I don’t remember it being a hotspot for them

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on May 12, 2009 6:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

not nearly as many as there were white sox in Chicago

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

but more than the number of giants in san fran

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

those giants had to get there from New York though

fortunately their long legs made the journey much easier

BM: 'Oh, we've ruined millions of lives. They're just being babies about it." 8-Bit Theater

by Hazymania on May 12, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

we genocided them good

White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 12, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

did anyone else think that was gone

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 6:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

yes.

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

anyone else think that was a strike?

also two shitty cutters in that AB

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 6:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Q was sorta smiling-ish there

Must be on heavy painkillers

by billyok on May 12, 2009 6:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

he just got laid

and was at a patio party

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on May 12, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Richards - dealing out there

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by hoodlight on May 12, 2009 6:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

eh

he can’t throw the cutter over and he’s thrown one slider.

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

was not the K pitch to Garko a well located cutter?

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

just got to that

i’m lagged

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

what are you watching with

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

mlbtv

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

nerves

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by hoodlight on May 12, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

if going 5 innings tops at this rate is dealing

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i didn't expect much more coming into it

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

what are you watching with?

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Richard.

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by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

when i typed "lead off man" into gis, this is the first picture to come up.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 6:45 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs

wow, josh really let himself go

at least he’s bathing now.

by Trooper on May 12, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

had to verify that, but yes, and you get a rec

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on May 12, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

srsly?

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yup

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

that's pretty awesome

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

blaaaaghh

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 6:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

clayton dealing?

he’s playing with an open hand to ben francisco, wtf

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on May 12, 2009 6:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

he's pitched two inns and given up one run

if Contreas was out there we would be 4 or 5 down by now

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by hoodlight on May 12, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

probably more if Contreras was pitching

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

never made a speeling mistake ever mister?

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by hoodlight on May 12, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

what are you talking about

I just thought Contreas would be a little better than Contreras

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

right got ya

been drinking – you have to account for the time zones – sorry about that

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by hoodlight on May 12, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't know what you're apologizing for

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I always apologise

it’s good manners, I’m english we are well known for our civility and humility

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by hoodlight on May 12, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mostly just your teeth though, primarily.

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by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you might want to throw a little empire in with that, too

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 12, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

except to those no good catholic irishmen

White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!

by e-gus on May 12, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

at least grady sizemore is on my fantasy team

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on May 12, 2009 6:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

likewise

he’s helping the proud base cloggers of station to station plod their way past some scrubs known as ‘thigh lords’

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 12, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

We suck so badly we couldn't beat Cleveland.

Both Chris Youngs. Fer Chrissakes.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

good to see he can throw a change to a dangerous lefty

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 6:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

best breaking ball he's thrown all year

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 6:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

agreed

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

wow

sowers really sucks

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on May 12, 2009 6:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

stitch that !!

Nix get in hr no 2

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by hoodlight on May 12, 2009 6:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Clayton has a good fastball tonight

but he’ll need more offspeed pitches like the slider to Sizemore to keep it up.

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 6:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

thank god we can ride his hot streak

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 6:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

nix must be in the lineup every day.

surely he can play OF as well as lil’b and pods.

by Trooper on May 12, 2009 6:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

is che heading to charlotte yet?

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on May 12, 2009 6:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I was just about to note how Sowers looks like he's throwing BP

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 6:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Fucking Nix. I like this fucking guy.

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by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 6:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Yay home runs!

White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 12, 2009 6:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

What happened to the line-drive hitting Getz?

I liked him

White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 12, 2009 6:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I want to know what made this guy a first rounder

twice

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 6:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Nix fitting right in

…if it’s 2008

Get with the times buddy!! SINGLES

by billyok on May 12, 2009 6:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Kens been on the booze again

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by hoodlight on May 12, 2009 6:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Holy crap was Thome slow on that

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by The Cheat on May 12, 2009 7:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

holy fucking fuck Thome is slow

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 7:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

really 1st to 3rded that one

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on May 12, 2009 7:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Thome - like lightning round the bases

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by hoodlight on May 12, 2009 7:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

jesus thome

just cost my fantasy team an rbi.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 7:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

jesus thome

just cost my favorite team a run

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on May 12, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

mine as well

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm still laughing my ass off

That was hilarious

by Option27 on May 12, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He did fancy ballet foot-work there at 2nd.

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by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Tippy Toe!

by Option27 on May 12, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

We gots to get a pshop of him in a tutu on his toes, rounding 2nd.

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by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jim Thome runs like that kid you lapped while running the mile in third grade

by billyok on May 12, 2009 7:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

he was limping, still sore somewhere I reckon

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by hoodlight on May 12, 2009 7:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

remember when i said Q! just got laid?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on May 12, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Josh better hit him

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 7:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

if he doesn't hit Sowers

he might be selling tires soon

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Tires

by 67WMAQ on May 12, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It is astounding to me

that somewhere along his professional career, no one has FORCED him to remove his hitch

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe he couldn't

White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 12, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

maybe he can't hit in the major leagues, then

something’s got to give

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

maybe

White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 12, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fields strikes out a lot

I’ve noticed

by billyok on May 12, 2009 7:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Fields post-K "celebrations" are great theater

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by The Cheat on May 12, 2009 7:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Wait a second. The sox have more runs than cleveland.

What’s that called again?

White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 12, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

winning

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

unsustainable

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Creepy and strange

by billyok on May 12, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

gripping drama

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

soon to be fixed

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on May 12, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

a tease

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

full moon?

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by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Empires not giving us anything

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by hoodlight on May 12, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I came to bury Richard, not to praise him

White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 12, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

there it is.

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

where does he want it

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Yeah... this lead is over

can’t pitch to half a plate

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by The Cheat on May 12, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

he got bitched into a tiny zone?

what a douche

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

!!!!

where the hell are these pitches

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 12, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

wait, lemme redo that

White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 12, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It is better to have led and blown it than to have never led at all

by billyok on May 12, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

this may be a learning experience

by this, I mean this season

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Hawk seems pissed off and cynical, making this game much more enjoyable

by CWSKeith on May 12, 2009 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

we should have pissed up the wall gazillions of dollars in free agents

then we could be doing as well as new York, they’ve won one more game than us

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by hoodlight on May 12, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Swish

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ticket prices at the new Yankee Stadium are so high that if a New Yorker wants to watch a Mariners/Yankees game from the best seats, it would be a lot cheaper to fly to Seattle, stay in a nice hotel, eat fancy dinners, and see two games.

White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 12, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Warning track shot

10 points!

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

pop up to shallow right

3 points

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pods looks like a toy soldier at the plate

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Corky is the heart of this offense (besides Nix). Clearly.

This is the lineup we need to win a game that requires run support.

Just you watch, naysayers…..

Are you with me, bally???

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by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

he's more like the ass of the offense.

is he fatter than toby hall?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yes. Think so.

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by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

there must be more than a few among us

that cannot believe it’s only the 4th inning.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

has pods struck out?

White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 12, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I showed up late (driving) and I still can't fucking believe it.

When will this season just end?

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by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

two starters lacking out pitches

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

also, this ump is more difficult to please than a woman

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

interesting

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by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

physically, of course

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yes

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

cripple fight!

by CWSKeith on May 12, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

lmao

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by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

welcome back

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yes

White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 12, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

huh

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

confused?

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

no

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

alright

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

thanks

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Funny. Also very representative of our offense!

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by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fields could learn something by watching Nix

stolid at the plate

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Nix can turn on a fastball

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

exactly; his hands move only slightly in preparation for the pitch

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nix is very disciplined

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by hoodlight on May 12, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

splut

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

baltimore not getting sonnanstined tonight.

9 hits and 7 runs in 2 innings. 2 hr by adam jones. wonder how LL feels about that trade.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

adam jones sucks... I read that somewhere

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by The Cheat on May 12, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Probably a little queer about it, per their usual.

:)

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by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

(said with affection towards those crazy bastards).

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by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

good idea to stay off of their bad side!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's hard to make animated gifs of clandestine internets users

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by The Cheat on May 12, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

beautiful changeup

/sarcasm

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

don't you dare run on lillibridge!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Lillibridge gonna fuck you up!

(This is obviously Brent before his life-changing diet/operation).

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by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I can't believe Richard is getting pulled

and we aren’t yet out of the fourth inning

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

is it still the 4th inning?

White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 12, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

shitcock.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

it is still the 4th inning.

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

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by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

is anybody in the pen?

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on May 12, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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by colintj on May 12, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

is walker really that bat of a hitting coach to not notice some of the guys on our team overstride like crazy= flyouts

by kizzomynizzo on May 12, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

damn

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by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Fantastic effort

by 3E8 on May 12, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

don't hurt yourself pods!

phew.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

cockshit

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

way to tiptoe 20 feet from the wall tinkerbell

by Trooper on May 12, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i wouldn't call it tippytoeing.

more like mincing.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

jazz feet?

by Trooper on May 12, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I like it. Thome and Pods, jazz feet.

CHA!

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by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

or faglapping

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dive you fucking wanker

owens would have gone for that

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on May 12, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

do you get 442 magazine?

i just got the june issue today and was wondering how much of a delay there is for me.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I used to

years ago, I’ll find out, let you know when the July one hits the shops, I don’t think you’ll be that far behind if at all

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by hoodlight on May 12, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

sweet.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

This team sucks

by billyok on May 12, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

+1

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Qwouldahadthat

White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 12, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That's all I could think too.

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by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

he's done a couple like that so far

running at full pelt then sliding on his knees

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by hoodlight on May 12, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

nice work dj

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on May 12, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

tobasco could have done more damage, i'll take this

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on May 12, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey DJ

by 3E8 on May 12, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

As bad as Richard's line looks

I can’t say he was awful.

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

He was Masset

White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 12, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

who, by the way, has been a good reliever for the Reds so far this year

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

NL = weaksauce

White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 12, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ah yes, the 4th inning comes to an end. kinda sad.

tis’ the longest of all the innings. just one inning closer to death now.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Don't be sad, BM. The 6th is just around the corner now.....

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by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, we're above the 3 run threshold and, thus, seem to have a 1/15 chance of winning this game...

if past SSS performance is a predictor of this game’s future.

You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09

by rhythm on May 12, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

THE DAMAGE IS DOUBLE SEVERE

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

WTF is this bullshit

by billyok on May 12, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

DFA him immediately

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

THOME!

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

stitch that thome again!!

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by hoodlight on May 12, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

thomer!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 12, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

THE SEVERITY OF THE DAMAGE HAS NOT DECREASED.

by Trooper on May 12, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

THE STORY REMAINS THE SAME

White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 12, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh my mashed tater goodness!!!!!!

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by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

hmm, taters

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by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QniLpqcSroQ

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 12, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

this one is better

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/taters

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by The Wizard on May 12, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

and it's on youtube too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihMMw0rnKz4&NR=1

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 12, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I love when Jim could do his ballet dance around the bases

And make it home safely

by Option27 on May 12, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

90 MPH heat

I’d say Fields’ hands start moving .05 seconds before the ball reaches the mitt

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

No, the ball is by him because he swings after it hits the catcher's glove

by 3E8 on May 12, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

still suffering from hand pain he reckons

I grew up in total ignorance, poverty and bigotry, and this has been a burden for me throughout my life. There is still some poison that won't go away, as much as I try to drive it out

by hoodlight on May 12, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

nice to see the corkeroo really cut down on his swing with two strikes.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

yeah, that was ridiculous

rmlumley.com

by shaftr on May 12, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

gee williwaws

it’s only the 5th inning.

by Trooper on May 12, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

you mean the 4th ended?

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by The Wizard on May 12, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Watching a crazy old retard laugh

really makes me want to buy a car.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on May 12, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

it does?

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thome!

What’s the team batting average now? .205? Instead of buying the coyotes, reinsdouche should buy us some consistent offense.

by LVSoxFan on May 12, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

coyotes?

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i am still confused by this?

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

so confused it ended as a question

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

How confusing.

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by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

reinsdorf

is looking to buy the phoenix coyotes, the team that plays that game on ice with sticks, a little black disc, and without black people

by soxshenanigans on May 12, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

thank you for the clarification

i thought coyotes was some new slang for cubans

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 12, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh goodie! Pods will get a hit here and secure his spot as lead-off man in the next game.

feckin’ Ozzie.

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by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I don't remember Tabasco throwing so many Ks

White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 12, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

They remember youuuu!

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by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hawk: When in doubt, feed them the Cubs' losing score. Works like a charm.

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by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Swish watch

2K’s for the former CF centerfold, 3 for his last 25, 15K’s

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on May 12, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

was just going to post that.

i really hate that fuckface.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

hate is such a strong word

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

that's why i used it.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Great guy though

Totally… ah fuck it

by billyok on May 12, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

can we end the swisher watch?

i frankly just dont give a damn and am tired of reading it

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on May 12, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He broke your heart, didn't he?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

he's gone

i’ve moved on

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on May 12, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nix. Double play. I'm telling you people. Bench the martian or put him in CF.

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by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

martian, satelitte ears

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by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

One surely would be frightened to know

that after all this shit, we’re just entering the 6th inning

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

pods hasn't struck out yet.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Just short of the warning track

5 points

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Congrats Pods

he’s hit two “Scott Home Runs” in honor of his new daughter

by 3E8 on May 12, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

strikeout?

implausible.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

unpossible

White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 12, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

some people can't hit major league pitching

example #18

rmlumley.com

by shaftr on May 12, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lil' Bitch WAR watch

-.5 and steadily declining

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Nice job, DJ.

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by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

strike zone to thornton

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on May 12, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

2!

Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook

by The Cheat on May 12, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

you don't see that every day.

or any day really.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

wasn't even close

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Corky providing value

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 12, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

LaPorta's defense will be fun to watch for years to come.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 12, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

also, whoever kc puts at first these days

is sub par.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

did that dude get hit in the face

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

And that's why you always bring your glove to the ballpark.

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by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Plus, you never know when someone might need a digital exam.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not in the outfield

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 12, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Everywhere. Wear it on the concourse. And getting your hot dog.

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by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

farmio said it hit him in the grill.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

No. In the right eye/side of his face.

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by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Corky and Thornton....very nice.

And I fucking called it. Aloud.

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by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

If a PS calls it in an empty dungeon,

will the Universe respond?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

This seems like an unnecessary pitching change

Prove him right, Masher.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 12, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

so far so good.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Getz!

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 12, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i love that

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Hopefully Hawk never has to introduce a replay involving a homosexual player

by 3E8 on May 12, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Sphincter?

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 12, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Poof

by 3E8 on May 12, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Josh needs to choke up about 6-10 inches.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 12, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

haha

there’s a “thats what I do every night” joke in there.

rmlumley.com

by shaftr on May 12, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

lucky

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on May 12, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

What's his name?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

mandingo

rmlumley.com

by shaftr on May 12, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Starring Ken Norton, Jr.!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

C'mon Mr. K

by billyok on May 12, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That a boy

by billyok on May 12, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fields up

Let’s hope this pitcher doesn’t have a fastball

by 3E8 on May 12, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

How about a small rip?

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 12, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

scoring would make me happy

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

me too

how you doin?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on May 12, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm fine

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You are a woman.

Nothing any man can do, especially scoring, will make you happy.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

are you sure?

you haven’t met me

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You have Fallopian tubes?

’Nuff said.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

true

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Corky's facial expression at the plate does not inspire confidence.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 12, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

But looks can be deceiving.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 12, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I smell a T-shirt face...

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

corkaroo!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 12, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm really going to miss Eric Wedge.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 12, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

as is the fashion

wouldn’t his nickname be wedgie?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

see palehose six and seven

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i will not.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 12, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

i'll rec it

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Corkeroo!!!

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on May 12, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i like runs

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I love lamp!

by poopstain24 on May 12, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have to ask -

were all the poopstains 1-23 already taken?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

+1

White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 12, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

good question

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 12, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

nah...i just like the idea of 24 poopstains running thru my mind

by poopstain24 on May 12, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Huh.

I kept reading it as “JoeCoolMan.”

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 12, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

Interesting.

I thought it might be Crede.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

actually i have the same initials as crede, and wore the same number in high school

by poopstain24 on May 12, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

so you are joecoolman24

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

his poopstains are brown.

White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!

by e-gus on May 12, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

dammit beat me to it!

consarnit!

White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 12, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL.

And quite the wit, there, too.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

no...this is the only name I have on here

by poopstain24 on May 12, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

my poop stain is brown

White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 12, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Actually, knowing JCM irl

His initials aren’t JC, so this fella’s tale may be legit.

BM: 'Oh, we've ruined millions of lives. They're just being babies about it." 8-Bit Theater

by Hazymania on May 12, 2009 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

So you've graduated?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

actually it's just the lucky number i always use

by poopstain24 on May 12, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

huh

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

thome looks like he should be in a wheelchair.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

corky!

White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 12, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Corky!

by Option27 on May 12, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Sipp should be a good reliever

not tonight

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I really wish they wouldn't spend all their runs in one game

by billyok on May 12, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Slowest Game Ever.

This week.

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 12, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Are you nuts?

Yestersday’s game is still in the 6th inning.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I was drinking more heavily yesterday.

Yelling at people, not paying attention.

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 12, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

hey u-god

did you know herges’ family owns/runs the tumble inn on neil?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i did not

that’s pretty cool

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Who gave Lillibridge the orange wedges?

you know he gets all hopped up and excited with those natural sugars in him

Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook

by The Cheat on May 12, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

You have the Snack Mom schedule.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 12, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Cheat's Mom still prevents his scurvy outbreaks by taking care of her boy.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Gonna have to rec that one

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on May 12, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

so tonights pitching-

it pretty much shows us why these teams will battle for the bottom of the division all year, right?

White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!

by e-gus on May 12, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Does anyone remember where "Matt Abbatacola" originated

and what he has to do with a broken bat

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

pretty sure he's just a guy who was part of the broadcast crew or something

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

DJ asked him about it one time,

in one of their legendary awkward conversations. Abbatacola’s a producer at the Score, and Hawk likes his name. I believe that’s all it was.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on May 12, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Shit, I could have figured that much

thanks, though

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

AKA "Thanks fer nuthin'!"

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

7 Miller, 8 Podsednik, 9 Lillibridge, 1 Nix.

Puke.

Vomit.

Barf.

"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08

by ballyb on May 12, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

those were all the rage back in days WU roamed the beaches

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 12, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Were were very poor immigrants, Wiz.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

We

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I believe the word is "dagos."

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wops, my dear.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

isnt that from star wars, too?

the dago-wop system?

White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!

by e-gus on May 12, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i was looking for 'italian star wars' images

apparently theres an italian star wars movie rip-off called star crash that sounds fantastic.

White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!

by e-gus on May 12, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

it had Hasselhoff

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Crash

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

awesome sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 12, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Speaking of sheeeeeeeeeit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEaL8HqufFI

White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 12, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm so excited for the new punchout

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bet you anything someone in here rubs off to that picture later

by billyok on May 12, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

what do you mean later?

White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!

by e-gus on May 12, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well I'm eating right now, so

by billyok on May 12, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you already did didn't you

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's the joke.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 12, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

truly

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

This is a fantastic thread.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yes

by Trooper on May 12, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yes

White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 12, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

huh

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 12, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

its always you that doesn't understand

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you're the one who keeps reading an absent question mark

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 12, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

id bang her

someone has to say it with MM absent

White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!

by e-gus on May 12, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I made another blogger quit?

HELL YEAH, I am batting .750 now! Would be even higher if HSA stayed in retirement as well as Chicagopete…

So far

Chrome
Toonderstrook
MarketFaker
ChicagoPete
Homesickalien
Ryno -says he doesn’t post because of me

Warming up

and TSK

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 12, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

keep dreaming champ

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

and pete's been back for a while now

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

MM is in Australia, for those of us who pay attention.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 13, 2009 8:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Getz's F-bombs are coming along, too.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 12, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i'm so proud

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He should get a stern talking-to from his mother

Lilli has already told his mom, and she told Getz’s mom, and, well, that’s why Getz will be grounded the rest of the series.

by Daniel Berlyn on May 12, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I believe they are more afraid of Mrs. Thome.

She packs quite a wallop. And uses Lifebuoy soap.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

um..... she's dead.

awkward.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

His wife is dead?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

well, they were talking about players' moms

so i assumed you were referring to thome’s mom.
his wife is living currently.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The joke is Thome's wife is old enough to be their Mom.

Ah, screw it.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i considered that possibility

and said what i said.
it is what it is.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Awkward.

I had my laughter orgasm and you didn’t. Not an unusual occurance. Now go make me a sandwich.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

kitchen's closed

why don’t you make me a falafel pot pie?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 12, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs

That's the one, Jimmer.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you could at least rec it

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 12, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I've given Jim some rec love twice already.

I’m exhausted.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Use the other hand

by 3E8 on May 12, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

lmao

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It takes two.

Call me Ken Norton III.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

hehehe

hmmm

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

and another

http://www.hulu.com/watch/57938/saturday-night-live

by Trooper on May 12, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Alec Baldwin is comedy genius.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

but Jim's not finished...

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 12, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 12, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

and if you don't have any bars around, palmolive down the gullet always does the trick

mom had me coughing up bubbles that time.

by Trooper on May 12, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

getz and lilibridge have a special relationship with their moms

http://www.hulu.com/watch/72434/saturday-night-live-motherlover

(the sequel to dick in a box)

by Trooper on May 12, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Octo-hold

by 3E8 on May 12, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

not that it's happened yet, but i've missed the afterglow of winning

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 12, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

note to dj

the word across does not end with a “t”.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

So I am late on this one... but I've been sitting on it too long already...

CORKY!!! COR-KY!!!!!

by CatBrains on May 12, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

Excellent taste.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

2nd favorite comedy all-time

After only Wet Hot American Summer

by CatBrains on May 12, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nice. All of Guest's works are in my top top films....even when he was Nigel Tufnel and not directing.

Michael Hitchcock, who is in all of those (Parker Posey’s husband in BIS), went to the same church as me growing up. His family was a bunch of sweethearts – loved his mom especially.
He and his bros used to get trashed before the midnight service on Xmas Eve. Trashed. And always kept me laughing through the services.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 13, 2009 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Love that guy...

I am quoting him above with my “CORKY!!! COR-KY!!!!!”

That being said… For Your Consideration was not good… very disappointing effort from almost all involved

by CatBrains on May 13, 2009 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Have not seen that one yet.

Maybe I shant, upon hearing your review.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 13, 2009 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

My captain is an old white guy.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i'd say this is Josh's worst game at the plate this season

congrats!

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 12, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

at least that one game that hoodie cursed him

he got on with a hbp.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

We need a billy goat!

Or a midget.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

we're back at young kids aren't we?

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 12, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Gotta remove the curse of Hoodie.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

With Fields new number

He’s got the curse of Jerry

by 3E8 on May 12, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's IT!

BURN IT! BURRRRRRRRNNNNNNN IIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

don't bring your porn collection into this

White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 12, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

too uch

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i bet he's got a guest house for it

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 12, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You'd lose.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

wu may be an OPOS, but he's all internet-saavy

He’s got that shit on a 1 TB striped raid array

White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 12, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you're right

he totally paid someone to rip his laser disc and vhs collection to a hard drive

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 12, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

embarrassing.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wouldn't fit on this team.

No way, no how.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 12, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

we win wow

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 12, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

kakow!

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 12, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

What just happened

Why are they all congratulating each other

by billyok on May 12, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

2nd win of the year in which the sox allowed more than 3 runs

Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook

by The Cheat on May 12, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

ha!

in your faces everyone else!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

YES! YES! IN THE FACE!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Quite scary

considering how many runs the average team scores each game

by 3E8 on May 12, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

they were embarassed by the Blackhawks outscoring them

White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 12, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 12, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Did we play tonight? We won?

Yippee! 15-17! Beat the last placed team for a series split so far!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 12, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fills the whole tallboy

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

we win without q?

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on May 12, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i don't know hoe to feel about this

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jbasics is a prostitute?

Damn, you think you know someone. MM, I can see, but Jbasic?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol

who knows some funny things have happened

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 12, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

game tomorrow at 11am central time?

fuck.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

10:30 i thought

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 12, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i've got 11:05

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm working

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

good to know

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

huh?

it’s nice you feel that way

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 12, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

pregame at 10:30

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

8:30 here. Good morning, baseball and coffee!

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Make us some pancakes.

Batter up!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

gotta irish up that coffee

we are talking about baseball, after all

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 12, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

setting the table

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 12, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Peter Gammons

Red Sox apologist

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

because...?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He was rationalizing Manny's fertility drugs when I last saw him on ESPN

Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook

by The Cheat on May 12, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

embarrassing.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah

he won’t vote for any other steroid user, but hey, manny might have had a true medical need for a women’s fertility drug so he still gets the nod

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

that's too bad.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 12, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He's in the HOF, eh?

I understand protecting and cultivating sources, but fuck Scott Boras in this instance.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

has gammons ever been drug tested?

either way, he should be kicked out of the hall of fame.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Brilliant observation U-God

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 12, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

not nearly as astute as yours that Thome wouldn't hit meaningful homers

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

fuck thome

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 12, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

No one cares that Zimmerman has hit in 30 straight?

Communists, all.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

robert zimmerman?

he’s awesome.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 12, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

carrying my other fantasy team

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I do

he is on my fantasy team

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 12, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You still remember the telegram fondly.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

This team is BACK.

I can’t believe I ever doubted them.

"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08

by ballyb on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 12, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Non-caved face!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Aviator bally!

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

We've come full circle.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 12, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

OF LIIIIFFFFFFFFEEEEEEE

:shows Simba to the animal kingdom

by 3E8 on May 12, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

outfielder life?

where???

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 12, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL. I'm turning in on that Disney note.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

JESUS H!!!

IT IS 4 HOURS PAST YOUR BEDTIME!

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

DOES MR. WU TUCK YOU IN WITH WARM MILK?

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 12, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOUD NOISES!

BM: 'Oh, we've ruined millions of lives. They're just being babies about it." 8-Bit Theater

by Hazymania on May 12, 2009 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You dumbass. What do you think I was implying with my comment about "coming full circle?" I'm glad you get it now that it's been spelled out for you, though.

;)

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 13, 2009 8:20 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I am not a Disney cartoon aficianado,

so yes, it needs to be spelled out. But thank you for your support.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 13, 2009 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That lion is sporting wood!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 12, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

FOOL

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs