DFA This Man Immediately

by U-God on May 12, 2009 10:02 PM CDT

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I didn't knew thomer had a web-site

http://thomer.com/

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 12, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions

nor that he was in the beer business

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 12, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions

i'm pretty sure you can get that to say whatever

because when i google search my last name i get that clock with it on it

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 12, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions

I've been conned!

it’s kenny williams’ fault

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 12, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions

He's also got a street named after him

Granted, it’s on the North Side (Edgewater), but still.

by Sox-35th on May 13, 2009 8:21 AM CDT up reply actions

daryle ward would've been able to do what thome did tonight

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on May 12, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions

neither would soulja boy

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on May 12, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions

not tonight. he's on the AAA DL.

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on May 12, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions

i agree.

dye should have been gone in the offseason.

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on May 12, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions

The Dugout's Take

JoeCowleyWeblogger: Jim Thome should be DFA as soon as possible.

WordUpThomeDFA YES. DESIGNATE FOR AWESOME.

by madvillian on May 12, 2009 11:11 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs

Awesome, indeed

by Steven Andrew Miller on May 12, 2009 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions

wordupthome:

EVIDENTLY I HAVE BEEN WASHED UP FOR A LONG TIME AND AFTER A HARD DAY OF MANS WORK THIS SLEEPY OL BEAR WOULD LIKE TO GET SOME SHUTTED EYES
http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/dugout4-12-06.htm

Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?

by UribeAuction on May 13, 2009 2:09 AM CDT up reply actions

HOLY TOLEDO LOOK HOW SQUEAKY MY ARM IS

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 13, 2009 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions

Rec'd.

Few of you caled for Frank Thomas’ release when he started having physical issues. Reverse racists. Self-hating crackers on this site.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 13, 2009 6:55 AM CDT up reply actions

Thome is not even in the same echelon as Big Frank

where did all this Thome love come from? He has been very good in the PAST but I would have never considerd him great.

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 13, 2009 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions

I swear to Christ, his actual commentary sounds like WordUpThomeDFA:

“You don’t ever, I don’t think there’s doubts. You want to be positive. I’m a big believer in positive thinking and grinding it out. And when you are going bad, it’s hard. It’s what makes this game hard. To play it every day, it means being tough mentally and being able to understand there are bad times and they are sure not fun to go through.”

Stupendous.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 13, 2009 7:06 AM CDT up reply actions