The Final Palehose 9
This is a sad day.
almost 3 years ago
homesickalien
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Yes.
+1
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
It can’t be true!!!!!!!!
I loved the palehose series. I have the book in my bathroom and it always gets a nice chuckle right before I release. It is so damn funny!
Thanks Carl for all your hard work.
Lupe, release the balloons!
wait
so you jerk off to palehose…? i am not sure that was carl’s intended purpose..
sidenote… carl absolutely carried me in bags at the tailgate….
thanks
It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
Yeah, the man can throw a bag. No doubt.
He made some kick-ass boxes after the WS – painted them up Sox-themed….pretty cool.
by homesickalien on May 26, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
he lives in Tinley
bags are more rampant than swine flu around here.
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
a sad day indeed...
best wishes to carl
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
:-(
still have smells like mascot.
once uribe went everything went to shit.
sign Walker to a multiyear extension.
This makes an already bad day worse.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 15, 2009 3:07 PM CDT reply actions
We need a 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, dozen or baker's dozen game winning streak.
Then, ole Carl will be re-energized.
I feel your pain, Carl.
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
Weak, Skanberg.
Call yourself a Sox fan? Fer Chrissakes. Man the fuck up.
(Thanks for your creativity and wit, though. BUT MAN THE FUCK UP!)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 15, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm disappointed, but I can understand where he's coming from...
as in the Chicago area.
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
Sock Tease
http://smellslikemascot.blogspot.com/2009/05/sock-tease.html
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

















