The Final Palehose 9
This is a sad day.
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homesickalien
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Yes.
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Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
by Chiburb on May 15, 2009 9:39 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on May 15, 2009 10:36 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
It can’t be true!!!!!!!!
I loved the palehose series. I have the book in my bathroom and it always gets a nice chuckle right before I release. It is so damn funny!
Thanks Carl for all your hard work.
Lupe, release the balloons!
by LT_sox_fan on May 15, 2009 10:54 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wait
so you jerk off to palehose…? i am not sure that was carl’s intended purpose..
sidenote… carl absolutely carried me in bags at the tailgate….
thanks
It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
by ElDiablo on May 26, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, the man can throw a bag. No doubt.
He made some kick-ass boxes after the WS – painted them up Sox-themed….pretty cool.
by homesickalien on May 26, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he lives in Tinley
bags are more rampant than swine flu around here.
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
by e-gus on May 27, 2009 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a sad day indeed...
best wishes to carl
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 15, 2009 12:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
:-(
still have smells like mascot.
once uribe went everything went to shit.
sign Walker to a multiyear extension.
by thecip on May 15, 2009 1:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bummer
Even he can’t stand this season.
White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.
by vince_ on May 15, 2009 2:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This makes an already bad day worse.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 15, 2009 3:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We need a 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, dozen or baker's dozen game winning streak.
Then, ole Carl will be re-energized.
I feel your pain, Carl.
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
by ballyb on May 15, 2009 5:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Weak, Skanberg.
Call yourself a Sox fan? Fer Chrissakes. Man the fuck up.
(Thanks for your creativity and wit, though. BUT MAN THE FUCK UP!)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 15, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm disappointed, but I can understand where he's coming from...
as in the Chicago area.
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
by rhythm on May 15, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sock Tease
http://smellslikemascot.blogspot.com/2009/05/sock-tease.html
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 22, 2009 12:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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