This Gamethread Is Ready For Its Close-Up
by The Cheat on May 15, 2009 5:30 PM CDT
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I've just finished watching My Cousin Vinny
on the telly, and have a big glass of Ricard ready for the game. Danks pitching, we must be in with a good shout
I grew up in total ignorance, poverty and bigotry, and this has been a burden for me throughout my life. There is still some poison that won't go away, as much as I try to drive it out
you want me to shut up?
I grew up in total ignorance, poverty and bigotry, and this has been a burden for me throughout my life. There is still some poison that won't go away, as much as I try to drive it out
One of the great moies of all time.
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
I liked the part when vinny says, "yout"
judge says, “yout?”
vinny says, “yout”
judge says, “yout?”
vinnie says, “yout”
what the hell are your MP's doing? look at these claims for reimbursement.
link here. shameful.
here’s one example. 609 pounds for hedge trimming around the helipad?!?
brian anderson would've caught that...
don't forget the moat cleaning
I grew up in total ignorance, poverty and bigotry, and this has been a burden for me throughout my life. There is still some poison that won't go away, as much as I try to drive it out
i can't believe that's what passes for corruption across the pond
amateurs.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on May 15, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
1st pitch swinging....
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
we don't have time for walks today
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 15, 2009 6:18 PM CDT reply actions
We need a shutout from Danks tonight.
We’ll get ’em in extra innings.
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
Am I the only one who thinks those Jays unis are hideous?
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
no
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 15, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions
whoa, when did they add the yahoo! fantasy tracker to mlb.tv?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
umpire camps in compton. what could possibly go wrong?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on May 15, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions
i've got one eye on the game and one eye on what looks like tornados forming.
u-god, if you’re still in C-U you might want to hunker down.
brian anderson would've caught that...
holy crap. we're about to get pounded.someone tell trey hillman to tell god to spare me.
brian anderson would've caught that...
oh crap
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 15, 2009 6:50 PM CDT reply actions
sigh
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
I hear it on the comcast feed too.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 15, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, there's some weird high-pitch noise mixed in
i’ve had it on mute (@ work), so i didn’t notice
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on May 15, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
this buzzing sucks, like the sox offense
To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.
by usualsuspect on May 15, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck it, were losing anyway.
RALLY!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 15, 2009 6:55 PM CDT reply actions
thats one f'ed up car
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 15, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 15, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
(stick out my tongue)
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 15, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I like where this is going.
;D
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 15, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
nice for you
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 15, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
well, it's not insurmountable.
but yes: fucksticks
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
no, not insurmountable, but we've seen this story before... :(
White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.
i forgot to factor in who would be doing the surmounting
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on May 15, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 15, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
whoa ouch
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 15, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
We are doomed.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
In the mout!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 15, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
VG
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 15, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Real baseball.
BHam game.
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2009_05_15_cmcaax_biraax_1
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 15, 2009 7:01 PM CDT reply actions
thanks
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Man that was even within flopping range and PK missed it
White Sox: Oops, looks like we rolled snake eyes.
ugh
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
In the mout!!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 15, 2009 7:03 PM CDT reply actions
this completely sucks
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 15, 2009 7:03 PM CDT reply actions
Yes.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 15, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
johnny come lately
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 15, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
better than johnny come early, non?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on May 15, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
VG
recd
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 15, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
And sometimes not all.
;P
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 15, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
oh wow need viagra
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 15, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 15, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
i'll write a prescription for you
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 15, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Somehow I doubt youre doctor material.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 15, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on May 15, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 15, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
actually yes
medical assistant
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 15, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL!
Thanks for proving my point. I needed a good laugh,
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 15, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
funny, well now a physician's assistant
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 15, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
grab you can also meet women at bars/schools/ and gyms.
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
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by Where Triples Go to Die on May 15, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 15, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions
We're doomed and domed.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
Wave the white flag, Ozzie
It’s OVAH
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
5 runs is nothing to overcome with this Sox team
offensive powerhouse. we got one hit already
it just got worse
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 15, 2009 7:06 PM CDT reply actions
danks fail
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 15, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions
more pain
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 15, 2009 7:14 PM CDT reply actions
I think a fight just broke out
at the Blue Jays’ bat rack.
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
trying to bat now
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 15, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Danks leading off with a single.
Steals second and Allen walks, Daylan up.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 15, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions
K
inning over.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 15, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
what's the deal with the 4th inning?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
we allowed 6 runs```
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Hoodie might.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 15, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
They really do.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 15, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
are you in the shelter?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 15, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
found here btw
http://tornadostormshelters.com/Pricing.htm
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 15, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Let em all burn in hell.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 15, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
needs more pillows
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
DFA him. he hit that shit in GARBAGE TIME
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on May 15, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Not clutch at all.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 15, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Yay...a run.
At least this game won’t get added to the shutout list.
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
DANKS IS POSSESSED!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
call an exorcist
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 15, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Clever.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 15, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
who got a rope
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 15, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
good luck boy!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
nice!
now we must track down u-god
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
That Nikon ad in the OF caught my attention.
Too bad that camera looks like shit. Doesnt even have an AF motor!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 15, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions
I want this!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 15, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
did ozzie have to use dj today?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
More runs. Okay then.
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
RALLY MOTHEFUCKERS!
FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKYOUUUUUAADAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMLLLLLLLLIIIINNNNNNDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAANDPPPPUUNTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
10 pitch AB for poreda ends in a BB.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 15, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions
Every time I hear "Cecil" I think of this
“Help, Cecil, help!”
“I’m comin’, Beany-boy!”
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
stuck in philly en route to SD and now this, fuck this shit
i’m going postal on all ya’ll
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 15, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions
Only need five to tie, let's go boys
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
can anyone tell me why ryan doesn't get called for a balk?
he does not come to a set position.
brian anderson would've caught that...
Oh well
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
melton seems sad
I guess we didn’t win
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
A big problemt IMO
is hat the pitchers think they have to throw a shutout. They feel the pathetic offense might scratch out a run or 2 at best. They aren’t aggressive, they get behind batter after batter and voila.
The offense contributes mightily to the poor pitching.
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
new thread
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/5/15/877006/white-sox-rolled-by-gashouse#comments
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
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