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worst move of the season thus far.
i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005
by BoeJouma on May 19, 2009 1:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
leaving room for the inevitable wise activation and fields demotion, eh
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by larry on May 19, 2009 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bridge’s airplane game gets grounded, eh TSK?
EEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 19, 2009 1:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on May 19, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I keep going back to your comment on that thread
and laughing my a$$ off. And then making the sounds.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 19, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
which one is it?
Lupe, release the balloons!
by LT_sox_fan on May 19, 2009 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here:
i crack up every time i see that picture, he looks like a kid playing airplane
"BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB EEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB PKOW PKOW PKOW BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB…………"
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on May 18, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 19, 2009 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lol
nice sig.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 19, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
told you i was going to steal it!
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on May 19, 2009 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha thats fine by me.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 19, 2009 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know one group that is not happy
the lovely ladies down in charlotte. Those honey’s go from cheering on the beloved pimp BA, to cheering on the Frodo cloned Lillibridge. What a step down the ugly tree.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 19, 2009 1:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe...
or maybe THE RACE IS ON!~ to devirginize lil’ bridgey
by billyok on May 19, 2009 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not even sure if Lilli's nuts have dropped yet.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 19, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sox vs. Twins: Pods7, Fields5, JD9, Thome dh, PK3, AJ2, BA8, Getz4, Missile6. Buehrle pitching.
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by larry on May 19, 2009 2:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
che in the nine hole might turn out to be good
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on May 19, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Ozzie spend most of his career in the nine hole?
And I seem to recall Uribe spending a great deal of time batting out of that spot as well. Maybe in Ozzie’s brain six on the field = nine in the order.
THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS
by Hazymania on May 19, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
could also be worst hitter at the plate = nine in the order.
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by larry on May 19, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well sure, if you want to be OBVIOUS about it
I was trying to dig deeper Larry, find the story beneath the story!
THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS
by Hazymania on May 19, 2009 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LaRussa might argue with you on that one....
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 19, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he would certainly have more insight into ozzie's brain than me
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by larry on May 19, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't like Fields in the two hole
Earlier in the year I thought it was a great idea…but Fields k’s too much and sucks right now. I’d like to see AJ moved back up – as much as it hurts me to say it.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 19, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heard John Dewan today with Murph on The Score.
Fields is already a minus 8 in his plus/minus system, by far the biggest culprit on a defense that is #12 in the AL. For comparisons sake, Crede is a plus seven. No, I don’t want Crede and was fully supportive of having Fields full-time. But, he’s killing us every way you can think of. We’ve got to move him down, and either bring up Beckham or use Nix primarily at third. That said, I’m starting to wonder if Getz isn’t killing us just as badly, but they didn’t talk about his defensive rating. We can’t wait much longer if we have any realistic hope of salvaging this season. That is, if you think it’s worth salvaging.
by dantesox on May 19, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its still too early to be giving up on the season.
And yes that would mean doing something about Fields right now. He continues to get worse as the season moves along.
by Tdogg on May 19, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As many of us postulated at the season's outset.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 19, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This headline would be a lot better if it read "...Lillibridge Banished to Awful Inside-out Dimension Where Anthropomorphic Jackals Chase You On a Recently Waxed Floor While You're Wearing New Socks and That You Can Go Into But Never Get Out Of"
and it were true.
by Sox-35th on May 19, 2009 2:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
maybe would have been better if we could come up with some alliteration for lillibridge
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by larry on May 19, 2009 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about the '09 firesale?
PK to Mets. Thome to Boston. Done and done.
by Ahillock on May 19, 2009 2:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
NTC's are a bitch
Besides, do the Mets have anything KW wants?
THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS
by Hazymania on May 19, 2009 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gotta grab milledge.
maybe a three-team deal with the angels to get kotchman, too.
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by larry on May 19, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Delgado might make it back before the end of the year
Wouldn’t the Mets rather make a run at someone who can play first now and have value at other positions late in the season? Olney mentions a player like Derosa or hell even a Swisher type, though I don’t know if the Yankees would part with him. My point is, Konerko and Delgado on the same team would be redundant should he be able to make it back by August or so.
THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS
by Hazymania on May 19, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hazy, I agree. I was just assuming that Delgado would be out longer than the 10-12 weeks.
I’m getting tired of watching the Sox loose, and I’m getting close to the point of really wanting to rebuild. I guess give it another 4-6 weeks to see where we stand.
by Ahillock on May 19, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sox loose?
if anything they are too tight!
White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!
by e-gus on May 19, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't forget the chonester
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 19, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rollins and dunn.
i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005
by BoeJouma on May 19, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
flagged
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 19, 2009 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
chicago just got a whole lot sexxxier.
sign Walker to a multiyear extension.
by thecip on May 19, 2009 2:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i think SSS should commission brian anderson to do a porn film
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 19, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know people think the cheat is gay.
but i’m pretty sure he’s not.
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by larry on May 19, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who are these "people"
that think our fearless leader is gay?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 19, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cheat, if youre reading this, and you are in fact gay
come on over to iowa, its legal now
i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005
by BoeJouma on May 19, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You proposing to him over the interweb?
by Ahillock on May 19, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha no
just welcoming the gayness i suppose
i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005
by BoeJouma on May 19, 2009 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that what Iowa is doing now
reaching out to the gays and recruiting them?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 19, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what, BoeJouma?
I like you. You’re not like the other people here in the trailer park. Oh no, don’t get me wrong, they’re fine people, good Americans. But they’re content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57. Maybe kick back a cool Coors 16-ouncer. They’re good fine people, BoeJouma. But they don’t know what the queers are doing to the soil.
Now, BoeJouma, if you look at the soil around any large U.S. city with a big underground homosexual population – Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, BoeJouma. You can’t build on it, you can’t grow anything in it. The government says it’s due to poor farming. But I know what’s really going on, BoeJouma. I know it’s the queers. They’re in it with the aliens. They’re building landing strips for gay Martians. I swear to God.
by madopal on May 19, 2009 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
worthy of a rec good sir hahaha
i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005
by BoeJouma on May 19, 2009 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Pretty sure"?
Hope you are not “seated” next to him anytime soon. And I think I’ll keep my distance.
A bird in the hand is better, which is why I want to sit next to colin. ;)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 19, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like it.
backing up second: one young centerfielder’s sensual journey of self discovery and handjobs.
staring brian anderson, rudy law, and lance johnson.
sign Walker to a multiyear extension.
by thecip on May 19, 2009 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and introducing rob mackowiak as 'the gimp'
sign Walker to a multiyear extension.
by thecip on May 19, 2009 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember when the Bijou used to advertise in the Sun-Times?
Right next to ads for “The Lion King?”
Good times, good times….
by 67WMAQ on May 19, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why not "Sac Fly"?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on May 19, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we should call it
“BA BA”
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 19, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
could also star carol slezak, or blow up dolls in her place
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 19, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't get me started on that b*tch.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 19, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good to see BA back
He is CLEARLY the reason the team went into a nosedive.
Is this homestand soon enough to make some season decisions? Probably not but they really need to go 4-2 and score some damn runs.
by Tdogg on May 19, 2009 3:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
was also thinking, is the podsednik paradox no longer a paradox?
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 19, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You think we will see a feast tonight witht he bats?
by Ahillock on May 19, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I doubt a feast
But this is typically about the time the team begins to heat up. That said this May has been beyond bad.
by Tdogg on May 19, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd like to start with one win, PPB.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 19, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
im going to the game tonight.
i’ll send SSS’s regards:
we know you were out with mono.
sign Walker to a multiyear extension.
by thecip on May 19, 2009 4:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I friggin love that everytime!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 19, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You sound like a gay!
"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)
by tailgater on May 19, 2009 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suspect it was more like trio.
by The Actual El Guapo on May 19, 2009 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who was the "lucky Pierre"?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 19, 2009 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta leave before game thread is posted. All together now (to MB),
PERFECT GAME.
PERFECT GAME.
PERFECT GAME.
PERFECT GAME.
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
by ballyb on May 19, 2009 6:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Moose meets Cheat
InsideTheSox: Asst GM Rick Hahn, VP Brooks Boyer and Moose Skowron meet with various White Sox bloggers before tonight’s game.
Link: http://twitter.com/InsideTheSox/statuses/1853095186
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 19, 2009 6:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Online Ticket Purchase for Sabermetrics Night @ the Cell
by Christina Kahrl
Folks,
Just passing along some new info on the Sabermetrics Night event at US Cellular on June 2, A’s vs. White Sox. The Sox have set up a link for online ordering of tickets at:
http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/cws/ticketing/sabrmetrics.jsp
… or by clicking here.
For more information, check out the previous post announcing the event. Here hoping we see you all there, since it’s just two weeks away!
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/unfiltered/?p=1275
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 19, 2009 7:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
anyone planning to go to this?
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by larry on May 20, 2009 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does it matter?
Ask the day before. You’ll have 8% of previously positive respondents who actually attend.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 20, 2009 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie on Lilli: Speed, not Power
“He’s got to work on a lot of things,” Ozzie said. "If this kid keeps swinging the bat like that, he’s going to be in Triple-A for a long time. We need him; we want him. That’s the reason we made this trade (with the Braves) _ we liked him for the past two years. But when you continue to try and play a big man’s game when you’re only 5-11, 120 pounds, that’s not a game you should be playing.
“We talked to him clearly three times, the message was there. You’ve got to use your legs, play baseball, and when you have warning-rack power, you’re going to go from the minor leagues to the Mexican League to the Korean League.
“In the big leagues, he’s got a tough road to come back here. He’s not doing what he’s supposed to do. I’m just being honest. He’s got the message three times and he’s got to change his ballgame.”
http://blogs.dailyherald.com/node/2015
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 19, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
5' 11", 120 pounds.
That is hysterical. ’Cause Ozzie is such a brute.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 19, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
'The Unnoticed Lefty' by Eric Seidman
Usually when I begin my posts with discussions centering on those with very solid controllable skillsets and the consistent durability to log 200+ frames each season, the topic of interets is Javier Vazquez. Not this time. No, instead of Vazquez, I want to give some props to another pitcher who might not fit this bill in the same exact manner but who has put together a pretty great career that gets overlooked far too often. That pitcher happens to be South Side southpaw Mark Buehrle, who just recently turned 30 years old, much younger than most realize. …
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/the-unnoticed-lefty/
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 19, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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