This Game Was Missing Its Usual Dose Of Suck
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im not so sure
Our one good hitter? or our one good pitcher?
White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!
My guess is our one good pitcher,
since our one good hitter plays the position that all good hitters play.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Agreed.
But I assume that we all mean “in addition to Beckham.” He will be the first to be named to the All-Star team without having played in the big leagues.
Pitching, defense, timely hitting, power.
The 2009 Chicago White Sox have it all.
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
Cmon, Heinz. Even you can enjoy a win like this.
Besides, at our ages there’s no guarantee we live to see all 90 some losses this year.
Enjoy!
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
The difference is BA!
Seriously, it’s pretty sad that the most I’m interested in this team is Dye, who I picked up off the waiver wire in my 10 team league.
Good win, now go do that like 8 times more out of 10. And get healthy as well.
Uh-oh. I'm downtown St. Louis at a hotel bar..
And sitting next to a drunk Cub fan who was just cut off after breaking his glass on the bar.
Guess I should quit laughing at him.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
agreed
For the last week or so, I’ve been missing the start of White Sox games. I check the score and see they are already down and decide it’s best if I don’t flip on the game. I was pleased to see they had an early lead today (and to actually hold on to it).
cst_sox: Josh Fields now getting booed after popping out a bunt attempt. Unless the fans were simply yelling, “Cccrrrreeeddddddeeeee.”
Source: Twitter / cst_sox
Link: http://twitter.com/cst_sox/statuses/1854690286
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
As the veterans set the tone, manager Ozzie Guillen has spoke about the uncertainty of the youngsters trying to work out of slumps at the major league level for the first time. With Brent Lillibridge optioned, the scrunity now falls on third baseman Josh Fields.
Fields is 1-for-23, and he didn’t secure his future too well Tuesday. Guillen already has pointed out the high number of strikeouts among his hitters, and Fields leads the Sox with 43 whiffs.
In the seventh, Fields committed a throwing error that led to a run in the seventh. In the bottom of the inning, in a sacrifice bunt attempt, he lined a ball back to the pitcher and heard boos.
Fortunately for Fields and the Sox, Thome came through with his clutch hit. But the microscope could zoom closer on Fields, as Jayson Nix took several grounders at third before pre-game batting practice.
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
i was at the game and it was music to my ears to hear the boo birds come down on this bum.
He can’t hit a fastball. He can’t bunt. He can’t throw. He can’t catch. He needs to go. Then I will work on Getz since we already got Lillibridge out of here.
Kenwo4life=ratings
I agree with KenWo:
Lillibridge,Fields,Getz=Not ready for Primetime players.
But I like having Scotty Pods back.(unlike KenWo)
"Ain't never ever gonna quit,
Cuz quittin' just ain't my stick."
you dont like the running start?
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
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by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 20, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Floyd in trouble
If Gavin Floyd continues to struggle, Jose Contreras might be coming up from Class AAA Charlotte sooner than expected.
Floyd is 2-4 with a 7.71 ERA in 8 starts this year, and he has not looked at all like the pitcher who won 17 games last season.
“Gavin has good stuff,” manager Ozzie Guillen said. “If you don’t throw strikes in the big leagues, you’re not going to be what you want. A lot of people say, ‘Throw the breaking ball; throw the changeup.’ But you can’t throw the changeup when you’re behind the count on every hitter. You got to attack the strike zone, use your fastball and have confidence.”
http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=294865
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I just saw a confused looking man wandering aimlessly down an empty street
And I stopped him and I told him, “It’s gonna be okay. The White Sox, they won tonight.”
And he looked at me, his eyes dancing with fear, and he said, “I know. That’s why I’m here. I’m scared too.”
Then I bought a Snickers
The end is near!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 19, 2009 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Was at the game tonight and am going tomorrow...
maybe I can bring another win…. Fields is so bad call up the Cuban kid or Beckham or Morel or anybody please. He doesnt hit and he can’t field….
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
by Jbasic89 on May 20, 2009 1:30 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I feel bad for the kid
It’s one thing when a vet like MacDougal, who’s banked millions, sucks and the fans get on him. Fields is getting a huge opportunity to have a career and set himself up for life, and he’s failing miserably.
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
Right
because I hear players that have a .282 OBP in AA do well in the majors, or guys that have never played 3rd or those that haven’t had an AB above High A. If you don’t like what you see with Fields, your only options are what you see on the 25 man . . . which means Betemit or Nix.
You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?
by jc2313 on May 20, 2009 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Until the rest of the team gets it’s act together, I’d rather keep going with Fields. Let him fail, he’s lost all trade value that he may have had, and as of now we aren’t really in the playoff hunt anyways, he can’t do worse at this point, might as well give him as many opportunities to prove he’s completely useless as we can.
If the rest of the team turns it around, and it looks like we are going to make a playoff run then put him on the shelf and use Betimet and Nix. Or by that time a veteran might be available. None of the guys in the minors are ready, the guys we have on the 25 aren’t great, and not many teams are willing to give up their veteran’s for nothing yet.
by Grinder in Training on May 20, 2009 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
i'd wager that fields has this homestand to turn things around
and then we’ll see lots of betemit and/or nix. fields is doing an excellent job of playing himself out of the major leagues.
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
Scouts’ views on various major league players:
White Sox third baseman Josh Fields: “I don’t know what happened to the guy who hit 23 home runs as a rookie two years ago. He looks like he’s searching for the time he’s up at the plate. He doesn’t seem to have an ounce of confidence and he just swings at everything.”
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=8910
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
what's greg walker's job again?
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 20, 2009 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
not to displace any responsibility from josh fields
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 20, 2009 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
hes the first one to the ballpark every day
I think he unlocks the doors or something
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I took the girlfriend to the game last night.
She doesn’t know a damn about baseball, I mean nothing. And after Fields’ second at-bat she says, “he’ll really swing at anything, won’t he?” It’s that bad.
by onthemark12 on May 20, 2009 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I had a feeling he was a nut job when he claimed "he stopped having any fun playing baseball".
Struggling or not, it’s still better than working in a warehouse or laying asphalt.
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 20, 2009 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah thats right
apparently he angered the lord because he cant hit.
reminds me of this: “are you trying to tell me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?”
White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!
rofl
kinda of like Jerry Owens taking his time in the majors “for granted”. Jesus does not like the other team better than you Josh. It is all up to you Josh.
P.S. where did you get that quote from? It sounds familiar but I can’t seem to remember what movie/show that is from…
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 20, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions
major league
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
Gavin Floyd reminds me of Ricky Vaughn in major league 2.
With the eliminator and the dominator….
Kenwo4life=ratings
that wager appears good.
By Mark Gonzales
After benching Alexei Ramirez for his struggles, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen didn’t hide his disappointment with Josh Fields.
“He’s next,” Guillen said of a possible reduction in playing time for Fields, who is in the lineup despite batting 1 for his last 23 and has 43 strikeouts this season.
Guillen is fed up with Fields’ high strikeout rate in addition to his low batting average. Guillen added that Jayson Nix and Chris Getz each have low batting averages but provide more quality at-bats.
Guillen added that left fielder Carlos Quentin probably won’t start the rest of the Twins series.
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
Phillips could be a callup
They also could try Andy Phillips from Charlotte.
http://www.thebaseballcube.com/players/P/Andy-Phillips.shtml
You are going to see some sort of platoon
between Fields/Nix/Betemit long before you see that. Phillips has only played a handful of games at 3rd over the last few years. If Fields struggles continue, I would like to see the Betemit/Fields platoon first. Leaving Nix to play the super sub role for a while . . . seems the most logical solution to me.
You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?
Fields
The overall futility of Josh Fields this week is staggering. He struck out eight times in 18 at bats, walked once, and hit .167/.167/.167. So he struck out way too often, hit for no power, and wasn’t good at getting on base by way of the walk.
Don't forget, he was shitty at Okie State, too
Let’s have him defenestrated
Can we still trade Fields for Cabrerra?
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 20, 2009 7:32 AM CDT reply actions
this division is ours!
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 20, 2009 7:39 AM CDT reply actions
Yesterday: I think this team righted the ship. It's gonna be fine
tonight: all hope is lost. we’re doomed!
sign Walker to a multiyear extension.
What a great picture.
Greg Walker, shut up and just post the picture on the bulletin board in the clubhouse. paulie is the Man.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
he doesn't deserve a statue though
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 20, 2009 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions
agreed
though i would not be opposed to it, same goes for retiring his number. his numbers prolly won’t be good enough when it’s all said and done, but he has been a huge part of the franchise and i’d be cool with.
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
I'd say he deserves both.
11 years on the team (and counting), face of the franchise, hit a GS in a World Series the Sox won.
I’m gonna commit major blasphemy – and suggest that Konerko deserves to be on the LF wall more than Fisk.
And JRE goes into cardiac arrest.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 20, 2009 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions
i also believe that the day frank announces he is retired
the sox should retire his number
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
yeah, true dat
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 20, 2009 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
by the end of his contract with us
pk will have good enough numbers that i’ll be fine with it
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/CHW/leaders_bat.shtml
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
He's playing better.
I still don’t like him though. 2003 killed my fire and passion for Konerko.
Kenwo4life=ratings
i'm not disputing the value of his contract
i respect his numbers, i just don’t like the guy
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 20, 2009 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions
maybe JR will adopt him
and he will be the next owner. when is the US cellular deal up so we can rename it konerko park?
Self-hating Sox fan.
Konerko is the face of the franchise. Buehrle, too, but Paulie is out there every day (mostly), whether we like it or not.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 20, 2009 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
either Konerko or Dye will be a part of the Sox for the rest of their careers
right now I’m having trouble deciding which one I think it should be
a pity we can’t have two DH’s…
.
what a night
PK’s HR was money starting things off. My bud hooked me up with the tix, and man it was just great to see us get a win finally. And I wasn’t wasted during the game either! Think about that. Can’t same the same for the post game action. Hit some bars downtown, celebrated the victory in style.
Note to young youngs who will start attacking ladies soon: if you and your friend are attacking two ladies, do not ever let them go to the bathroom together at the end of the night. They will talk themselves out of continuing the night. Just stall one them, lie, do whatever, but don’t let them discuss anything. Right , wu? am I right?
Here is to me surviving this hungover.
Lupe, release the balloons!
no shit man
that’s stuff you learn in college. if she says she’ll be right back, she ain’t comin back
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
it happens
you just get another beer and pick a new girl
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
kam's, never went to that frat joint, but i would expect that's how it works there...
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 20, 2009 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
i also tend to avoid kam's
been there a few times. it’s not too bad, but the smell of stale beer and vomit is too over-powering. did they have brother’s while you were here?
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
i'm an old man u-god
i frequented places in either urbana like the office or downtown champaign like the pig, esquire, or the brass rail. but murphy’s and treno’s were regular faves in campustown
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 20, 2009 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
what the hell is treno's?
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
used to be where the bread company is now (next to espresso royale)
i used to work at the bread co too…
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 20, 2009 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
never been
i don’t frequent urbana too often
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
Cams was there in my day
and O’Malley’s I think it was called.
My buddy and I stod at the top of the stairs at Cams(I think it was that place) checking IDs and charging a cover, it worked for a while until enough people told the real bouncer at the bottom of the stairs they already got carded. there was no cover for real… it was my favorite college to visit.
White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!
i think you're thinking of mable's
which is now brother’s. no stairs at kam’s
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
could be
remembering a drunk night twelve years later is sure to have a few holes in the reality of the situation
White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!
pretty sure we're thinking the same thing
helpful to have a current native when it’s been a decade
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
my fav u of i adventure
a two parter.
The first part, we were wandering around state wrestling weekend wasted being so obnoxious someone shot my friend in the bare ass with a bee bee gun after he mooned them. We motherfucked them like crazy, people in another apartment heard us screaming up in their general direction and sent down three guys for a fight. We punished them, my guy recieved a smashed up nose and the two shiners that usually come along with it.
a few weeks later, this girl i was seeing wants to go back to u of i, so we head down, and end up crashing at the same apartment building, with the guys we fought! They didnt recognize me at first but after a few cold ones I came clean and apologized for the guys nose. Expecting an ass kicking or at least an eviction, I was happily surprised to find out by gones were by gones. He was disappointed to see my actual size which was smaller than he told his roommate since he had a good 30 lbs on me. Anyway, they were real cool dudes, they had a beer can mountain in the corner where you would just chuck your empties when you were done with them, it was massive. It turned out they werent even the ones who shot my friend with the bee bee, so they brought me over to the guys apartment for some reckoning, but he either wasnt home all weekend or successfully hid like a little bitch. No revenge there, but a pretty excellent weekend.
good times.
White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!
I'm sitting next to you Friday?
Christ Almighty.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
mable's used to have shows
saw many: jon spencer, tortoise, jesus lizard…
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 20, 2009 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions
mmm....jesus lizard....aaaaahhhhhhhhh
and that tortoise band is pretty good too, you know, if you’re into that kind of thing ;)
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
david yow exposed his nuts of course, what more can you ask?
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 20, 2009 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions
i would be honored if sir david yow jumped on me like that
just sayin…
do yourself a favor son and listen to the goat album
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 20, 2009 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions
you dont know anything about girls
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 20, 2009 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
probably a good thing when you're in your 20s
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
they are
the gift and the curse. You want one when you don’t have one, you want them all when you have one.
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 20, 2009 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
forgot
i’m a nerd, we don’t talk to girls
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
get back in your basement
with your blow up cow doll!
White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!
and when/if you do
its probably the BIG ones!
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 20, 2009 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions
you know me too well
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
Buyers are liars, LTSF.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 20, 2009 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Also, tip 3.
Do not go to the bathroom. As you are gone taking a 4 minute whiz due to the cheap swill you have ingested…all the other douche’s that were eyeing your prey will pounce like rabbid dogs on a poodle in heat. Instead, bring a cup (make sure it is large enough) and urinate in it while your lady friend is discussing the problems she has with her father.
Keep staring at her in the eye and nodding, while repeating “yes, totally, I understand completely” – you gotta be smooth here and have accurate aim. You don’t want to miss the cup and whiz all over the place.
Once done, take the cup and slowly poor the contents in the standing ice behind the bar. You don’t want to just leave the cup lying on the bar, as 1) one of the rabid douche’s surrounding you both at an outside circle might drink it and make a scene, disgusting your lady friend and sealing your fate or more importantly 2) you will not have another cup to use later in the night.
By doing these easy steps you are ensuring that your lady will not fall into harms way and will safely make it back with you later that night.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 20, 2009 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Excellent advice from a pro...
kiddies and old-timers on the prowl, take note.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
date rape drug
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
don't get them at all
you might as well have a wank rather than have sex with a doped up or totally drunk woman
typically yes, unless you look like Lillibridge
then that is your only hope.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 20, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
i typically fantasize
about konerko slobbering my knob, but he was so bad last year i couldn’t get aroused.
i was just clarifying what is what
not condoning the use
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
tip # 4 just the tip
or next time take em down to the bull pen bar then when they go to use the restroom together at the end, just wait at the exit of the bar…you know…you gotta be the reall agressive stalker type next time. i mean sometimes no doesnt always mean no
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on May 20, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Tip #5
Walk up to the hottest girl in the bar and ask the following “will you be walking to your car later tonight?”
She will either say yes or no – it doesn’t matter.
Then go back to your bar stool and slowly drink your beer while staring at her for the rest of the night. (remember Tip #3 – don’t forget your pee cup…because it is important to stare all night – do not take your eyes off of her).
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 20, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
dude I just burst out laughing about #5
I mean this is as solid of an advise as you will ever get.
This is becoming my favorite thread
Lupe, release the balloons!
Some excellent advice here as well.
I’m writing this all down. So far I have 1) piss in a cup so I don’t have to leave the general area of the female in question and 2) when she goes to the bathroom stalk her.
I can’t thank you guys enough for this excellent advice. I’ll clearly be using it in the near future.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
repost
but a cool one, so i won’t give you shit
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
ill specify
click the box to open link in new window next time.
but that is a cool link.
White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!
OT - Does anybody know why the White Sox played 163 games in 1998, despite finishing 9 games back of Cleveland?
I saw that they had a tie with the Blue Jays, but then there wasn’t an extra game with the Jays tacked on at the end of the season. This strikes me as odd.
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by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
...and for the out of left field category, rhythm.
I also have no idea.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 20, 2009 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
you identified why. they played a DH later in the season. tie game doesn't count, of course.
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Seeing the tie on the team's record at baseball almanac threw me off
The 2008 White Sox campaign doesn’t list a tie for the infamous Baltimore Orioles game made up in August (IIRC). What’s the difference between the circumstances?
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by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
that game was continued.
i’m not sure of the rules back then regarding ties in official games so i have no idea what the deal was with it.
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Oh, yeah, and thanks.
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by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
If one of my trusty editors can recap tonight's game...
I can get to work on writing a more in-depth post about last night
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missing the first hour or so
so it’s all colin
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
you really dont contribute anything do you?
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
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by Where Triples Go to Die on May 20, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm teaching a lifeguard class this week from 4-8 everyday
i’m not going to write a recap if i didn’t see the full game. as said many times before, you are more than welcome to write a recap in the fanpost section and if it’s good enough we’ll front page it.
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
put your $ where your
ass mouth is wtgtd? id love to read one of your recaps
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on May 20, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
ah fuck it...I quit
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on May 20, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
at least you dont need my help to look like an ass though wtgtd
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on May 20, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions
really? I will write one friday night if I am not out drinking.
it shall be classic.
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
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by Where Triples Go to Die on May 20, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
at least youve given up on trying to ruin outing for the rest of the sss'ers
but in all sincerity i wish you the best of luck…and even though i wont read it till tuesday i hope you make the front page too….even if it is only to read all the comments tearing it apart
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on May 20, 2009 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I look forward to your recap, so stay sober
I saw an interesting show in PBS a while back in which a brain surgeon (or something of the sort) argued that while drinking a glass of alcohol a day might be good for your heart, it turns your brain into swiss cheese. I believe the optimal amount of alcohol for your brain was either one drink per week or one drink per month.
Seeing that show took a lot of the fun out of getting wasted. Cheers.
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by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
that's interesting
were any neuroepidemiologists consulted on that program? i’m going to look that show up..
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 20, 2009 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions
hmmm...I don't know.
Hell, I can’t even recall the name of the show. Perhaps my brain is Swiss cheese?
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by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
I did find a comment that referred to this study:
Association of Alcohol Consumption With Brain Volume in the Framingham Study
Carol Ann Paul, MS; Rhoda Au, PhD; Lisa Fredman, PhD; Joseph M. Massaro, PhD; Sudha Seshadri, MD; Charles DeCarli, MD; Philip A. Wolf, MD
Arch Neurol. 2008;65(10):1363-1367.
and other comments regarding the “on the brain” series made the creator of the show, Dr. Merzenich, out to be a shiester with his focus on “brain plasticity”. I don’t know much about the subject, but it was certainly interesting to me when they equated long term chemical exposure to long term alcoholism. Who knew huffing paint could be so bad for you?
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by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
here's a block text of the comment on that article
Paul and colleagues1 reported the results of a very interesting cross-sectional population-based study involving 1839 respondents aged 33 to 88 years without stroke or dementia from the Framingham Offspring Cohort. In this sample, there were no protective effects of alcohol in reducing the normal age-related differences in brain volume. Instead, higher levels of alcohol consumption were consistently associated with smaller brain volume after adjusting for covariates (age, sex, education, body mass index, and Framingham Stroke Risk Profile score). This association was modified by the participants’ sex, with women showing larger total cerebral brain volume than men at every level of alcohol consumption. Paul and colleagues also found no significant correlation between alcohol consumption and white matter lesion volume.
The body of evidence examined in very recent systematic reviews2-3 and a meta-analysis4 of all research published within the last 10 years suggests that low to moderate alcohol use may be associated with a reduced risk of unspecified incident dementia and Alzheimer disease, while for vascular dementia, cognitive decline, and predementia syndromes the current evidence is only suggestive of a protective effect. In the Italian Longitudinal Study on Aging, we evaluated 2963 individuals from a population-based sample and found that alcohol consumption was associated with the rate of progression of mild cognitive impairment to dementia; in fact, up to 1 drink/d of alcohol or wine may decrease the rate of progression to dementia in patients with mild cognitive impairment.5
Paul and colleagues acknowledged some limitations in their study, including the lack of an evaluation of regional brain areas and of a prospective analysis. However, genetic susceptibility seems to modify the effect of alcohol on risk of dementia and predementia syndromes, with some studies suggesting that the apolipoprotein E (APOE) {varepsilon}4 carrier status could be a possible effect modifier for these associations but with varied results.2-3 Nonetheless, the protective effects of light to moderate alcohol consumption against dementia and cognitive decline are more likely in the absence of an APOE {varepsilon}4 allele.2-3 One possible explanation could be that people with the {varepsilon}4 allele have less effective neural repair mechanisms; thus, they would be more susceptible to the deleterious effects of alcohol.2-3 On the other hand, regionally reduced gray matter density is detectable in cognitively intact adults (aged 19-80 years) with a single copy of the APOE {varepsilon}4 allele.6 Furthermore, longitudinal studies have confirmed relationships between changes in hippocampal volume and APOE genotype in nondemented older adults.7 Finally, women with alcoholism and the APOE {varepsilon}4 genotype were found to have significantly smaller hippocampal volumes than those not carrying an {varepsilon}4 allele, whereas no differences in hippocampal volume were seen in men with alcoholism.8 In the Framingham Offspring Cohort, in unadjusted analyses participants who had low alcohol consumption had slightly larger total cerebral brain volume compared with the other groups. However, when adjusted for covariates, there was a significant negative linear association between the amount of alcohol consumed and total cerebral brain volume.1 Given the relevant role of adjustment in reverting the direction of the relationship, we suggest that the APOE genotype could influence, as a confounder, the findings of this population-based study and could be important in explaining the lack of a protective effect of moderate alcohol consumption on brain volume in adults without stroke or dementia.
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 20, 2009 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
i would have to read the article before critiquing myself
although this analysis is nested in the framingham study population, it’s still a cross-sectional analysis which can’t evaluate temporality…furthermore it appears that genetic suceptibility may play large role in explaining the variation in the association between alcohol consumption and brain volume…
i may as well down a bottle of two buck chuck tonight
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 20, 2009 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Two buck chuck, that's worse than paint thinner!
and probably cheaper as well ;)
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by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
cash flow improves later in june
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 20, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I found this too (apologies for the reference to a reference), claiming that the additional components of red wine are key in preventing alcohol’s detrimental effects.
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by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
Now if only they could study crack's benefits to human health...
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by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
glad to see you're learning.
underpromise.
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Please stop now! I'd rather not have you recount any of your sophomore year circle-jerks on this site.
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by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
By Mark Gonzales
The White Sox are employing a predominantly right-handed hitting lineup Wednesday night against Minnesota and left-hander Francisco Liriano.
A.J. Pierzynski and Chris Getz are out of the lineup, as is Carlos Quentin (who is nursing a sore left foot). Here’s the lineup against Liriano:
Podsednik lf
Nix 2b
Dye rf
Thome dh
Konerko 1b
Anderson cf
Ramirez ss
Fields 3b
Miller c
Danks p
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agreed
he has got to be up there with the leaders in BA,
the avg on our team has to be around .230
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 20, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
amen
30.6 % fly balls off of his bat according to fangraphs but it sure feels a lot higher than that. Even Stone said he shouldnt be hitting so many balls in the air when they arent going to leave the park the other day.
.269 average, horseshit. Sadly its the third highest average on the team.
White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!
Random youtube and other hilarity...
Darko Milicic post-game interview:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci3j363HWQM
Chase Utley’s “World fucking champions!”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJA6JZ_TKaw
Wu-Tang Clan video game (check out the Charles Barkley one, too):
that last link looks amazing
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
He heard BA was back.
Couldn’t help himself.
by The Actual El Guapo on May 20, 2009 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
2008 WS: I still love the guy taking the bottle to the head
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfEq8K5GtlM
The ping sound is amazing.
by 67WMAQ on May 20, 2009 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Stay classy there, Chase.
I had no idea that guy was such a douche. The animations with his right hand while he was speaking was eerily frat boy.
That being said, I have no complaints with his performance on the field.
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by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
CHEAT!
where is the post about yesterday already?
Blog night elite, as it were.
I gotta start a blog, I think Ill call it Sox Machine since nothing exists with that name…
White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!
sounds catchy
i’d read it
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
will there be flame wars?
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day
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by Where Triples Go to Die on May 20, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
im leaving my house and missing the game, so since it worked last night and a new thread isnt up yet:

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005
Quentin likely out of lineup until Friday, wearing walking boot
http://twitter.com/MDGonzales/status/1864094793
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Walking boots are a bad sign.
Could be a plantar faciatis thing. Bad, bad, bad if it is.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Fuck.
I know legons of runers (self included) who have had it. It can last 6-12 months, and there ain’t nothing you can do but rest. And, magically, one day it goes away. I was at a party of our marathon training group leaders this past Saturday and one of the topics of conversation was that exact scenario, since one of the leaders was experiencing it.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Best game of the year. I had such an amazing night at the park...heckling Punto (fucker slid into 1st!!) and cheering on the Sox and my main man, MB.
Got to meet Jim too, which was pleasant.
Let’s keep up this scoring runs thing for Friday.
yay!
Did he have cheeto stains on his shirt too?
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by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

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