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Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox, May 20, 2009 7:11 PM CDT




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Hopefully we can somehow sweep these bastards and keep it rolling vs. Pitt.

I’m without a power cord until Tuesday, so I can’t watch any of the games…could it be a blessing in disguise?

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on May 20, 2009 5:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

80 degree weather: walker is doing backflips!

Click for full game report!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 20, 2009 5:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fill in the blank title?

"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08

by ballyb on May 20, 2009 6:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

there's a correct answer

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

start w/ O?

"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08

by ballyb on May 20, 2009 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

even girl rugby players cry.

bloody hell.

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 6:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 20, 2009 6:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What are ' sport peppers '?

are they like chilli peppers, I’m confused.

by hoodlight on May 20, 2009 6:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

like jalepenos in heat terms?

we don’t really do peppers here like that, mostly chopped up in curries

by hoodlight on May 20, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorta

they resemble tabasco peppers, but are from a different family:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capsicum_annuum

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 20, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not in terms of scoville units

They provide a little kick, but you can eat several whole peppers pretty comfortably

by 3E8 on May 20, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

great start.

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Alls well that ends well.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 20, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boy are you old.

Like 17th century old.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

like you're any better.

the only reason you remember is cuz you picked it off the london times new releases bestseller list

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

still downtown St Louis BUT...

The manager put the Sox on for me. Twins feed, but no audio don’t care.
Dare I hope for a winning streak?

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 20, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

no

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on May 20, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You at Shannon's?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mauer or less swung at that.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 20, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

GAS

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 20, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

okay, that turned around alright.

still worried about his spots though.

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope John Danks, not his brother, shows up tonight.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

but jordan would make things interesting

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on May 20, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

More Ks

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 20, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Excellent.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Non-Sox related

I was at a Freshmen baseball game today that reached horrific scores. Game was 39-0 after the top of the 4th. It was awful. For both teams

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on May 20, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

freshman HS?

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea

when i watched a guy come up for the 3rd time in an inning, his his second home run, and drive in his 8th run that inning (20th of the inning for the team), I decided that I had seen enough

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on May 20, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn

which schools

by 3E8 on May 20, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love me some out-of-position Cuddyer.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

D'ja have fun last night, Paulie?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wish they would've paid for parking

It was OK.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Cheat dreamy?

I don’t have to ask about larry. I’m sure you are still showering and will be experiencing PTSD soon.

;)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's as thin as a post, but twice as thick.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Geez

Did they at least pick up your food

by 3E8 on May 20, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup

But in doing so, we probably cost them a bench player.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Christ, Jim is raking in the dough from soxmachine.

He packs his own chute. Stands on his own, dammit.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

According to dnscoop, soxmachine is worth $17,273

That’s gotta be the highest site value per site member ratio on the internet

by 3E8 on May 20, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Since there are .25 members.

One guy participates in 3 other sites.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was a bad pitch to gomez.

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Railroad tie bat!

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what was i thinking

he’s popping up to show off to Joe

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He did somehow pull a 93 m.p.h. fastball foul.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

twice, even

i assumed he was cheating pretty badly on the fastball

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Corky really needs to shave that patch of hair off his lower lip

It looks stupid. What’s the point of even having something that small on your face?

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 20, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Worked for Garland.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he thinks it looks nice and is cool

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

really

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

funny

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dont think hustle was the problem.

It was the lil’bridgesque line.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Liriano, too.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know this team anymore

One day after a correct execution of the rundown, they actually complete a pickoff.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the whole thing is just strange

i’ll cease worrying after we win 10 straight

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How does that make you feel, Jim?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how does it make you feel, WU?

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like I'm wearing somebody else's shoes.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That sounds uncomfortable and a little disorienting.

Unless the shoes are nicer than what you’re used to.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They're the correct size, mind you.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you and Cheat share the same size?

Mystery solved!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

koo koo ka joob

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn

I can’t stand the games on WCIU, I’m stuck with Farmer and DJ. Oh well at least I got a good cigar and an IPA and the antibiotics are working well.

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on May 20, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How about the herpes rash?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so i actually do have an even more legit excuse for nto being able to type the recap

wciu game tonight

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 20, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you sir are a son of a bitch.

i’ll not allow such bullshit.

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i know

i do nothing around here.

i’m happy we’re finally playing a new opponent this weekend so i can do the advanced scout posts

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 20, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

since May started, i've been a lost cause

it’s been a shite month

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

same

shit has finally slowed down

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 20, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

been kinda the opposite for me

everyone left, semester ended. having all the time in the world has been disorienting.

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go have lunch with someone, fer Chrissakes.

Get out of your solitary world. You go bonkers after awhile without anyone to call you on your BS. Ask Wiz. ;)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, i've noticed.

had a sounding board in my roommate, but he left to go up north for the summer. i haven’t found an adequate replacement yet.

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is a whole different story

Actually some lady refused to come into the building today because I was there. She said I told her I had swine flu (I didn’t). Coincidentally she was also going to get written up for a big fuck up that day (like costing us money fuckup).

She got written up for subordination because of that. Not smart

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on May 20, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

whoops

meant to reply to wu

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on May 20, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

MLB.tv

not having a good night

by 3E8 on May 20, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oooog.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

d'oh

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 20, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thanks Alexei.

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

idiot

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i know both a subject and a verb isn't really your style

but there’s this clarifying quality to adhering to proper sentence structure.

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

colin

i don’t like grammar, i use it when i need to

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grammar = men, eh?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, I like men

i have one

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i can see why you wouldn't want that on a public forum

that functions mostly thanks to easy communication between members.

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sure it does

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes i am

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

crap

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I have been told it is bad form to use your own quote as your sig, PR.

Just tryin’ to help a sister out.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

huh

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

me, you and a rope

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sweet

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that a lynching comment?

How insensitive, mocha child.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope its not

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BDSM

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, kinky, not homicidal.

Carry on.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What you doing tomorrow?

:{

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what's with that face?

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mustache Rides

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://www.fargotube.com/fargo/view.aspx?1076

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmmm

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thats how I roll baby.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

bad *ss

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crud

I hate Kubel

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 20, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

so giving away outs is not a good idea

got it.

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

damnit

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on May 20, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I love Carlos Gomez.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Alright

way to go Jim

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on May 20, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

What did I do?

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by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your shoes.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You were just bein' you

Way to be awesome!

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on May 20, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You look like shit, Jim.

;)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lmao

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh shit its Dog day

DJ just said “dogpound ruh ruuuhhh”

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on May 20, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

PAULIE

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BOOM GOES THE KONERKO

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

All-Star!

I’m writing him in. I don’t care.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we do need one

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can put on the boooooooooooard

YES!!

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 20, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh shit son

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on May 20, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i'm afraid the damage might cost me money.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Do something good, Josh

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 20, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hammy?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Single will work!

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 20, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Redemption!

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thank you Josh.

doesn’t mean i don’t hate you. but i do hate you less.

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I find it hard to hate Josh just for being a bad MLB player

I’ve partially completed 3 posts lately ripping him, saying they should release him, and blah,blah,blah but I never posted them. In the end, even though I think the Sox will need to play Betemit at 3B this year, I can’t help but feel sympathy for someone who is so close to realizing a dream and yet is failing. Sucks.

by hitlesswonder on May 20, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's always coaching.

Like, 3rd base.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was like coming this close to your dreams...

…and then watching them brush past you, like a stranger in a crowd.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

logically, i get you

but i’m very frustrated by total suck.

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't feel too bad

He contemplated whether or not he even wanted to play baseball for a living

by 3E8 on May 20, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

remember when liriano was scary?

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 20, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

When he was absolutely healthy.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crede didn't deke him, Twins broadcasters

Unless Mauer has redefined the term.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Attaboy Corky

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 20, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

corky!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 20, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dog night

The fireworks might scare the dogs, I guess.

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 20, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gay dog night?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

josh needs to run faster

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

much

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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yarly

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dadgummit!

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i am ok with the walk

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 20, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Now's the time to remember how to hit lefties, Jermaine.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BOMB

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 20, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That'll do, Pig.

That’ll do.

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by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YAY!

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 20, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jermaine!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 20, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Greg Walker

for President.

"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08

by ballyb on May 20, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i don't think he ever will be

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 20, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not when you have a shit ton of dogs at the ballpark

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 20, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They're waiting for Fields' first error.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who let the dogs rule?

Who, who, who, who who?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

flagged

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

terrible

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 20, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

okay, you should take 5

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on May 20, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who died and left you-God?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

bloody hell.

c’mon now.

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't strain yourself

you’ll wanna be fresh come friday

by Trooper on May 20, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I plan on using Summer's Eve,

so I’ll be plenty fresh.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ROFL.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ew

VB

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WU is comin' through

at a stadium near you

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is a long-assed game.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

In other news...

I think Kazmir is toast this season. & earned in 4 innings. Really fucks up my fantasy night.

by RoyEgan on May 20, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

7+ ERA.

Don’t know what all the shouting is about re: Kaz. Looked like shit the end of last year.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 20, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OT

Mark, where’s my money?

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

money?

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 20, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what is this in reference to?

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 20, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what i did last week

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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

More BDSM?

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

FREAKS!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WU

have fun

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

check's in the mail

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 20, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ignore that apostrophe

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 20, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

could've been 2

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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

20 for above the waist, yo

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i ain't cheap colin

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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

UG agrees, apparently

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

hey yo

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 20, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

eewwwwww

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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where the hell is my house?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you ain't getting it!!!!!!!!!

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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

(Ed's house was foreclosed upon, PR.)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its ok, she dont know better.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too busy being FREAKY!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And how!

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you not complaining

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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

my point exaclty

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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so what

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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No judgment here.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

good

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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

whatever

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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i know that

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 20, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hope Danks enjoys his touchdown + EP

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Run support for years.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

if only we could jar this and preserve the extra runs for the lean times

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 20, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shoot, at least through June.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same as politics -

you can answer or ignore whatever comments you want.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

at your own risk, of course.

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the man knows when he loses

we don’t need multiple WTGTDs

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 20, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i blame you

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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sound reasoning

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 20, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes it does

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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

GRAMMAR!

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

dag you are not my english teacher

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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Im am that and much more!

;c

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

interesting

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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dont deny it.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm do something to you

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeez, PR, you usually wait until July

before getting all coquettish on us.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not really

its hot here geez

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by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a helluva comeback by Danks.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Made even more important.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

PUTO!

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

PUTA!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 20, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tu madre!

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

who's up in the pen?

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on May 20, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

haven't seen anyone

Danks hasn’t even thrown that many pitches

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

*hadn't

coming into the 6th, it didn’t look like a problem

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

when did gameday make viewing videos "premium"

fuckin bull shit

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on May 20, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i just noticed that as well

“hey, you know that thing you loved for free? fuck you. signed, MLB”

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 20, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

lamesause

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on May 20, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on May 20, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well this has been a better turn

but i wanted to see him close out the sixth.

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by colintj on May 20, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No reason!

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fields has to dump the #7 immediately

White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!

by e-gus on May 20, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Grow a pair?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

whoa whoa whoa

hes gotta get one first, then work on growing the other

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on May 20, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Balls are overated,

ask Gavin.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

too soon? hahaha

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on May 20, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like mitosis?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck yes, this is what I like to see right herrrre.

Last night’s game was pure heaven for me.
My first game of the year.
fucking awesome.

by homesickalien on May 20, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Who is this?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

stranger danger!

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 20, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

where's john walsh/

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on May 20, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3137/2333827368_542c64b90b.jpg

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on May 20, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh shit

I stop posting around here all the time and i just start fuckin up

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on May 20, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

either let thorny go out for the 8th, or bring in DJ

none of the linebrink shit please

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on May 20, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

shoenweiss is the candy man?
The wife of Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Scott Schoeneweis was found dead at her home Wednesday. Police said the cause of death hasn’t been determined. The Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office said deputies found the body of 39-year-old Gabrielle Dawn Schoeneweis on the floor of the master bedroom in the family’s suburban home shortly after noon.

White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!

by e-gus on May 20, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

TSK has it as a FanShot.

Bad taste, bro. Their 14 y/o daughter supposedly found her.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ooh

didnt read that far.

White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!

by e-gus on May 20, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Love me some Thornocopter.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

69 and cloudy on friday

so itll be just like every other day for hsa.

hi-yo!

White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!

by e-gus on May 20, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ba dum chish

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on May 20, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fwoosh

White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!

by e-gus on May 20, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

She doesn't want to acknowledge it.

With all her bravado, I bet it might be a little scary to sit with 22 guys you’ve not met. Especially you fuckers. ;)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!

by e-gus on May 20, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My Mrs. will help ease her pain Im sure.

bonus- shes from Issaquah(Seattle burb).

hey WU, you really plan on partying after the game?
because if thats the case I may have to drive so I can partake.
What neck of the woods are you staying in?

White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!

by e-gus on May 20, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mundelein.

Looooooong way. Depends on the length of the game.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hot damn.

may as well drive back to florida.

by Trooper on May 20, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's rained 3 days straight here.

I’ll stay there for a couple of days and clean out the fungus.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mundelein!

yeah thats not very conducive to partying it up. When you said stagger in at 1 am I first thought that was pretty early, but more importantly I thought youd be staggering due to consumption, not fatigue.

White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!

by e-gus on May 20, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My sister is leaving the key under the mat.

Good girl, she is.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice

tell her to move closer though before the weekend.

White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!

by e-gus on May 20, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

srsly?

suckaaaaa.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 20, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

also, i'll be pretty close by

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 20, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

gramma

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

recd!

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go back to canada!

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OT - looks like my Magic are trying to make a game of it.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

booooooooo

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

as long as Gobble doesnt get in and make a game of this Im fine with that.

White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!

by e-gus on May 20, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They match up quite nicely aside from that oh so gallant LeBron James

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 20, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

8-3 in their last 11 head-to-head.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

more OT

do we have anymore no shows for friday with tickets that need to be claimed?

White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!

by e-gus on May 20, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Linebrink's all like, F the haters.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

MAchine

you going to the SSS meet-up?
or is there a Sox machine seat somewhere else in the park friday?

White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!

by e-gus on May 20, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm back in NY.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you go just for the Event?

HSA says meeting you was “pleasant”. Sounds like cream of wheat.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That'd be me.

Tuesday night works much better than Friday night for me, because my weekend is Sunday-Monday.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah.

I also though “pleasant” has been used to describe a warm enema.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You'd know better than I.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not that old yet.

But I have that to look forward to sooner than you, yes.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was HSA there as Cheats date?

White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!

by e-gus on May 20, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

at WU's colonoscopy?

didn’t know they allowed spectators.

by Trooper on May 20, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe he dressed his hand as Natalie Punto.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sounds awkward for hsa

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 20, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

liney does something that makes me happy

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i'm worth more than that

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you cheapee

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

# batters in 9th?

"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08

by ballyb on May 20, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

4

Bobby cant ge it done without a runner on.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bobby cant ge it done up without a runner on.

by Trooper on May 20, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

5

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 20, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tag em and bag em

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 20, 2009 9:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

T-bag em?

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

STIFF AS A BOARD!

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That makes up for the error a little.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

SOX WIN!

"Ain't never ever gonna quit,
Cuz quittin' just ain't my stick."

by oahu420 on May 20, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OVA

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question

by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Getting it done, hard!

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow!

Winnah on a very nice play by Alexei!

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 20, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BACK TO BACK HAND US THE PENNANT YAAAAAR

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 20, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is it illegal to get more than 7 hits against the Twinks?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Can we play the Twins at home every game?

White Sox: looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 20, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

AAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY, vince.

Been out of town? WTF?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 20, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had no internets since saturday

moved into the new place, out of the temporary apartment.

White Sox: looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 20, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i did a recap

it didn’t even hurt that bad

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 20, 2009 11:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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