The Weather Is Warm, The Sox Offense Is...
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colder than a number of my ex-girlfriends
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 20, 2009 5:12 PM CDT reply actions
Hopefully we can somehow sweep these bastards and keep it rolling vs. Pitt.
I’m without a power cord until Tuesday, so I can’t watch any of the games…could it be a blessing in disguise?
Formerly Crede's Crew
80 degree weather: walker is doing backflips!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Josh Fields to sleep with the fishes?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
is that code for lesbian softcore porn on the spice channel?
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 20, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Fill in the blank title?
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
start w/ O?
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
They are small, green, slightly hot peppers packed in a vinegar-y liquid
a key component to our Chicago-style hot dogs
like jalepenos in heat terms?
we don’t really do peppers here like that, mostly chopped up in curries
sorta
they resemble tabasco peppers, but are from a different family:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capsicum_annuum
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on May 20, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Not in terms of scoville units
They provide a little kick, but you can eat several whole peppers pretty comfortably
we eat chopped jalepenos as a bar snack in the local pub
landlord goes through 2 massive jars a week
Alls well that ends well.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
Boy are you old.
Like 17th century old.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
like you're any better.
the only reason you remember is cuz you picked it off the london times new releases bestseller list
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still downtown St Louis BUT...
The manager put the Sox on for me. Twins feed, but no audio don’t care.
Dare I hope for a winning streak?
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
no
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on May 20, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Mauer or less swung at that.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
GAS
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
okay, that turned around alright.
still worried about his spots though.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
I hope John Danks, not his brother, shows up tonight.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
but jordan would make things interesting
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on May 20, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
More Ks
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
Non-Sox related
I was at a Freshmen baseball game today that reached horrific scores. Game was 39-0 after the top of the 4th. It was awful. For both teams
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
yea
when i watched a guy come up for the 3rd time in an inning, his his second home run, and drive in his 8th run that inning (20th of the inning for the team), I decided that I had seen enough
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on May 20, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I love me some out-of-position Cuddyer.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Wish they would've paid for parking
It was OK.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Is Cheat dreamy?
I don’t have to ask about larry. I’m sure you are still showering and will be experiencing PTSD soon.
;)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
He's as thin as a post, but twice as thick.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Yup
But in doing so, we probably cost them a bench player.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Christ, Jim is raking in the dough from soxmachine.
He packs his own chute. Stands on his own, dammit.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
According to dnscoop, soxmachine is worth $17,273
That’s gotta be the highest site value per site member ratio on the internet
Since there are .25 members.
One guy participates in 3 other sites.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
He did somehow pull a 93 m.p.h. fastball foul.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Corky really needs to shave that patch of hair off his lower lip
It looks stupid. What’s the point of even having something that small on your face?
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
he thinks it looks nice and is cool
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
yes.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
funny
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I dont think hustle was the problem.
It was the lil’bridgesque line.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions
I don't know this team anymore
One day after a correct execution of the rundown, they actually complete a pickoff.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
the whole thing is just strange
i’ll cease worrying after we win 10 straight
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Like I'm wearing somebody else's shoes.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
That sounds uncomfortable and a little disorienting.
Unless the shoes are nicer than what you’re used to.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
They're the correct size, mind you.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Do you and Cheat share the same size?
Mystery solved!
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Damn
I can’t stand the games on WCIU, I’m stuck with Farmer and DJ. Oh well at least I got a good cigar and an IPA and the antibiotics are working well.
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
so i actually do have an even more legit excuse for nto being able to type the recap
wciu game tonight
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
i know
i do nothing around here.
i’m happy we’re finally playing a new opponent this weekend so i can do the advanced scout posts
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
same
shit has finally slowed down
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
been kinda the opposite for me
everyone left, semester ended. having all the time in the world has been disorienting.
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Go have lunch with someone, fer Chrissakes.
Get out of your solitary world. You go bonkers after awhile without anyone to call you on your BS. Ask Wiz. ;)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
yeah, i've noticed.
had a sounding board in my roommate, but he left to go up north for the summer. i haven’t found an adequate replacement yet.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
That is a whole different story
Actually some lady refused to come into the building today because I was there. She said I told her I had swine flu (I didn’t). Coincidentally she was also going to get written up for a big fuck up that day (like costing us money fuckup).
She got written up for subordination because of that. Not smart
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
d'oh
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
idiot
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
i know both a subject and a verb isn't really your style
but there’s this clarifying quality to adhering to proper sentence structure.
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colin
i don’t like grammar, i use it when i need to
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
no, I like men
i have one
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
yep
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
i can see why you wouldn't want that on a public forum
that functions mostly thanks to easy communication between members.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
sure it does
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
yes i am
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
crap
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions
I have been told it is bad form to use your own quote as your sig, PR.
Just tryin’ to help a sister out.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
huh
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
me, you and a rope
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Sweet
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that a lynching comment?
How insensitive, mocha child.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
nope its not
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
BDSM
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
What you doing tomorrow?
:{
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
what's with that face?
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Mustache Rides
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
http://www.fargotube.com/fargo/view.aspx?1076
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
hmmm
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Thats how I roll baby.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
bad *ss
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Crud
I hate Kubel
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
damnit
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Alright
way to go Jim
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
You were just bein' you
Way to be awesome!
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
lmao
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
oh shit its Dog day
DJ just said “dogpound ruh ruuuhhh”
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
PAULIE
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions
All-Star!
I’m writing him in. I don’t care.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
You can put on the boooooooooooard
YES!!
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
oh shit son
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
i'm afraid the damage might cost me money.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Do something good, Josh
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Single will work!
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
I find it hard to hate Josh just for being a bad MLB player
I’ve partially completed 3 posts lately ripping him, saying they should release him, and blah,blah,blah but I never posted them. In the end, even though I think the Sox will need to play Betemit at 3B this year, I can’t help but feel sympathy for someone who is so close to realizing a dream and yet is failing. Sucks.
by hitlesswonder on May 20, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
There's always coaching.
Like, 3rd base.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
It was like coming this close to your dreams...
…and then watching them brush past you, like a stranger in a crowd.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
remember when liriano was scary?
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
And that's how you get called the smartest baserunner on the team...
stand next to Alexei
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook
There are traditions, then there are White Sox traditions
such as sliding into each base as we round them
Crede didn't deke him, Twins broadcasters
Unless Mauer has redefined the term.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Attaboy Corky
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
corky!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Dog night
The fireworks might scare the dogs, I guess.
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
josh needs to run faster
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions
much
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Yarly
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Dadgummit!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions
i am ok with the walk
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
Now's the time to remember how to hit lefties, Jermaine.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
BOMB
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
That'll do, Pig.
That’ll do.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions
YAY!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions
FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
Jermaine!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Greg Walker
for President.
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
one two three four runs! ah ah ah ah!
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by colintj on May 20, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
i don't think he ever will be
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
You know what they should do at that ballpark one day?
Set off fireworks when there’s a home run
by IceColdFalstaff on May 20, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions
not when you have a shit ton of dogs at the ballpark
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
They're waiting for Fields' first error.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Who let the dogs rule?
Who, who, who, who who?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
I plan on using Summer's Eve,
so I’ll be plenty fresh.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Ew
VB
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
In other news...
I think Kazmir is toast this season. & earned in 4 innings. Really fucks up my fantasy night.
7+ ERA.
Don’t know what all the shouting is about re: Kaz. Looked like shit the end of last year.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Why does Hawk and Stoney's dog have a wig on?
…I don’t have my glasses on
by IceColdFalstaff on May 20, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions
OT
Mark, where’s my money?
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions
money?
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
yea
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
what is this in reference to?
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
what i did last week
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
More BDSM?
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
WU
have fun
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
check's in the mail
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
ignore that apostrophe
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
could've been 2
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
i ain't cheap colin
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
yep
hey yo
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
eewwwwww
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
you ain't getting it!!!!!!!!!
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
(Ed's house was foreclosed upon, PR.)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Its ok, she dont know better.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
And how!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
you not complaining
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
my point exaclty
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
so what
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
good
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
whatever
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
i know that
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
if only we could jar this and preserve the extra runs for the lean times
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
Same as politics -
you can answer or ignore whatever comments you want.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
the man knows when he loses
we don’t need multiple WTGTDs
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
I think I very much prefer this runscoringness to the old nonrunscoringness.
i mean, like, its not even close
i blame you
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
sound reasoning
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
yes it does
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
GRAMMAR!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
dag you are not my english teacher
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Im am that and much more!
;c
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
interesting
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Dont deny it.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm do something to you
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Jeez, PR, you usually wait until July
before getting all coquettish on us.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
not really
its hot here geez
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
That was a helluva comeback by Danks.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
PUTO!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions
PUTA!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Tu madre!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
i dont have a feel for his game, so i didnt know if he was/is losing it out there or not, thanks
i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005
i just noticed that as well
“hey, you know that thing you loved for free? fuck you. signed, MLB”
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
by U-God on May 20, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
well this has been a better turn
but i wanted to see him close out the sixth.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
i love carlos gomez
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 20, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions
No reason!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions
whoa whoa whoa
hes gotta get one first, then work on growing the other
i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005
Balls are overated,
ask Gavin.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck yes, this is what I like to see right herrrre.
Last night’s game was pure heaven for me.
My first game of the year.
fucking awesome.
stranger danger!
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
where's john walsh/
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 20, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3137/2333827368_542c64b90b.jpg
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
either let thorny go out for the 8th, or bring in DJ
none of the linebrink shit please
i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005
shoenweiss is the candy man?
The wife of Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Scott Schoeneweis was found dead at her home Wednesday. Police said the cause of death hasn’t been determined. The Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office said deputies found the body of 39-year-old Gabrielle Dawn Schoeneweis on the floor of the master bedroom in the family’s suburban home shortly after noon.
White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!
TSK has it as a FanShot.
Bad taste, bro. Their 14 y/o daughter supposedly found her.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Love me some Thornocopter.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions
69 and cloudy on friday
so itll be just like every other day for hsa.
hi-yo!
White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!
ba dum chish
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
You think Seattle hits 69 when it's cloudy???? It's 50 cloudy, 70 sunny. sheeeeeet. As long as it's not raining, I'm thrilled.
by homesickalien on May 20, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
She doesn't want to acknowledge it.
With all her bravado, I bet it might be a little scary to sit with 22 guys you’ve not met. Especially you fuckers. ;)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
My Mrs. will help ease her pain Im sure.
bonus- shes from Issaquah(Seattle burb).
hey WU, you really plan on partying after the game?
because if thats the case I may have to drive so I can partake.
What neck of the woods are you staying in?
White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!
Mundelein.
Looooooong way. Depends on the length of the game.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
It's rained 3 days straight here.
I’ll stay there for a couple of days and clean out the fungus.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Mundelein!
yeah thats not very conducive to partying it up. When you said stagger in at 1 am I first thought that was pretty early, but more importantly I thought youd be staggering due to consumption, not fatigue.
White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!
My sister is leaving the key under the mat.
Good girl, she is.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 20, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
gramma
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
recd!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Go back to canada!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions
OT - looks like my Magic are trying to make a game of it.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
booooooooo
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
as long as Gobble doesnt get in and make a game of this Im fine with that.
White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!
They match up quite nicely aside from that oh so gallant LeBron James
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 20, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
more OT
do we have anymore no shows for friday with tickets that need to be claimed?
White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!
Linebrink's all like, F the haters.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
MAchine
you going to the SSS meet-up?
or is there a Sox machine seat somewhere else in the park friday?
White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!
Did you go just for the Event?
HSA says meeting you was “pleasant”. Sounds like cream of wheat.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
That'd be me.
Tuesday night works much better than Friday night for me, because my weekend is Sunday-Monday.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Ah.
I also though “pleasant” has been used to describe a warm enema.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Not that old yet.
But I have that to look forward to sooner than you, yes.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
I believe he dressed his hand as Natalie Punto.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 20, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
liney does something that makes me happy
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions
i'm worth more than that
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
you cheapee
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
# batters in 9th?
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
4
Bobby cant ge it done without a runner on.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Tag em and bag em
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
T-bag em?
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
STIFF AS A BOARD!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
nah
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
That makes up for the error a little.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
OVA
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. I'm young woman and like every other man you're a pure idiot. next question
by pierzynskirules on May 20, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions
Getting it done, hard!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 20, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions
Wow!
Winnah on a very nice play by Alexei!
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
We need a t-shirt with Che's face in a dog's head.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
BACK TO BACK HAND US THE PENNANT YAAAAAR
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
Is it illegal to get more than 7 hits against the Twinks?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
AAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY, vince.
Been out of town? WTF?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 20, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I had no internets since saturday
moved into the new place, out of the temporary apartment.
White Sox: looks like we rolled snake eyes.
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