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To determine which team is the most insufferable to watch, we rated all 30 teams by five criteria: winning percentage, average length of a nine-inning game, relievers used per game, pitches seen per plate appearance, and years without a championship. What we were looking for was bad style, as well as bad results. After all, it's one thing to lose, and another to do so with inept hitters working excruciatingly long at-bats and a half-dozen relievers parading on to the mound during a four-hour contest. The Nationals rated in the bottom third by each criterion, and overall they easily surpassed such purveyors of joylessness as the Chicago Cubs and the Cleveland Indians.

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years without a championship seems like the heaviest weighted criteria there

Id like to see that study done without any historical factors and based only on ’09.

White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!

by e-gus on May 20, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wtf, they only show the top 5?

i want to see where we measure up

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 20, 2009 11:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I effin' KNEW you'd put this in.

Are we related?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 21, 2009 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I came back just to put that in, but you two a-holes beat me to it.

Bastards.

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

by rhythm on May 21, 2009 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the Indians should get extra points for having Rafeal Betancourt. I’ve lost years of my life waiting between his pitches.

by Toxicadam on May 22, 2009 9:56 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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