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Dear Jake Peavy,

You are a good man who is nice and good and good at throwing the ball where the hitter players cannot hit the ball without missing it when they swing.  My friends and me want that you should come to our field to play in front of us while wearing our team's clothes and things.  We have a good team with good nice players like Paul Konerko and people like that who are good at catching.  And throwing. 

People at our ballfield like to cheer when the good things happen and they make it so the people who do the good things can be happy.  We also have good foods and firecrackers and even one of our bad players is married to a very pretty lady so you will probably also be married to a very pretty lady if you come here and be with us.

If you come to our team my daddy says that maybe he will stop hitting me with his hitting stick.  He also said that maybe my doggie who he ran over will come back to life and be with me again.  He said that if this letter does not work and you do not come to our good team he will make it so that I will have to sleep in the car again and that this time there won't be any candy wrappers for me to smell on.

So please come to our team.  Here is a picture of my daddy and his hitting stick.

Poll
Jake Peavy, will you please come to our good team?
Yes, and you can have a bite of this Twinkie. (please hold up Twinkie)
53 votes
No, because you are a bad boy like your daddy says.
38 votes
Jerry Owens.
136 votes

227 votes | Poll has closed

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rofl

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 21, 2009 12:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

haha!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 21, 2009 12:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You are an idiot,

and I have a great deal of man love for you. LOL.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 21, 2009 12:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Love it!!!!!!

Even if he doesn’t come, this is great!!!! RECd!!!

"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09

by rangerjae on May 21, 2009 12:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Shows you how indecisive he's being

that he’s voted 50 times already.

But at least he’s an Owens fan. That’s always a plus.

by jackie hayes on May 21, 2009 1:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice work, rec'd

You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

by jc2313 on May 21, 2009 1:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

brilliant

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on May 21, 2009 1:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the moment i saw this title

i knew that i had to rec it

.

by blackoutsox on May 21, 2009 4:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh hell yes, america

sign Walker to a multiyear extension.

by thecip on May 22, 2009 9:00 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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