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Hey Peavy You Moron!

Thank you for not coming to the AL Central.

You would have brought us false hope of glory here and we both know that is impossible with a roster containing Scott Podsednik and a mediocre college QB playing third base.

Ultimately this club is better without you and you park inflated numbers, we didnt want your ass here anyway, punk. We already had the Puerto Rican version of you here the last two season and that didnt go so well anyway.

Im actively shopping you in my fantasy league, because you clearly have a mangina. Thanks for nothing.

 

 You dishonored our country in the WBC with your 14.40 ERA but we still didnt care.

Now however, we hate you.

Sincerely,

White Sox fans

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Jake Peavy in Thundercat form.


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rec'd dude yes and yes

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on May 21, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YES YES YES!!!!!!! AWESOME!!!!

"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09

by rangerjae on May 22, 2009 7:56 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

this is great.

sign Walker to a multiyear extension.

by thecip on May 22, 2009 8:59 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

e-gus, this says it all.

btw, you sure do write pretty when you’re drunk.

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

by rhythm on May 22, 2009 11:05 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lol thanks

i try to write drunk exclusively…

White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!

by e-gus on May 22, 2009 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

does it have to do anything with his balls?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 22, 2009 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Almost had the water

I was drinking come out my nose……… great

by Chisportfan on May 22, 2009 12:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think that might actually be Carrot Top

I mean, that freak definitely has a mangina.

"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)

by tailgater on May 22, 2009 2:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

When did Jack White get so ripped?

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 22, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Works out at the same "Y" as me.

Matchstick legs. Looks like a red-haired Phyllis Diller up close.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 24, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he agreed though

what would you all be saying??

“Oh god yes we just locked up the Al central!”

http://irudey.mybrute.com/
Fun little Time waster!

by Rudey on May 22, 2009 3:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HELL YA

The Trade-Maker.

by dasox313 on May 22, 2009 3:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on May 23, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Who doesn't practice swordcraft in the buff?

The picture just looks wrong in many ways

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on May 23, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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