Oops!

Yeah, that about sums it up

This game sucked…want to bash LA’s head in, pronto

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on May 24, 2009 5:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

with Saunders, Santana and Weaver on the hill, I'm sure that's likely to happen

it appears some hat tipping will be in the forecast…

Christ… what a shitty Sunday.

by CWSKeith on May 24, 2009 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

this was a great game

incredibly unfortunate though that bobby only used 1 pitch.

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on May 24, 2009 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 24, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

MOAR PLZ

tyia

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on May 24, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh my Lord.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 24, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yes, yes, and yes

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on May 24, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

game was going great til the 8th. BA’s homer was one row down and one row to the right of me. the guy gave it to the son of two hipsters who was unfortunately wearing a blue suit with a tie and fedora. the poor bastard couldn’t have been more than 10.

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 24, 2009 5:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

The corporate and button-downed Yankees have seemingly morphed into the 2004 Red Sox in recent weeks, behaving like a group of “Idiots.” The Yankees are a considerably looser group than past versions of the team, and many in the clubhouse attribute the shift in atmosphere to outfielder Nick Swisher, who was acquired from the White Sox in an off-season trade. It’s Swisher who took the step of cranking up the clubhouse stereo every day in spring training, and the Yankees are calling their good times “Swisherlicious.”

The Yankees have brought back the Kangaroo Court for the first time in 15 years as players and coaches can be fined for a variety of goofy offenses. The Yankees have also picked up on the time-honored tradition of throwing shaving-cream pies in the faces of players while they’re giving post-game television interviews.

Outfielder Johnny Damon took a swipe at former manager Joe Torre by saying that current skipper Joe Girardi has instituted a “family atmosphere” that has made things more relaxed. “The rules are more family-oriented now,” Damon said. “You couldn’t bring the kids to the ballpark [under Torre]. It just wasn’t a fun, conducive place to come to. I love Girardi being all about family.”

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=8940

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on May 24, 2009 5:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I puked. Reading that. Just now.

by homesickalien on May 24, 2009 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Just wait until Swish hits .150 in June

Now that would be “swishericious”

"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09

by rangerjae on May 24, 2009 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

as opposed to his sweet .117 in may?

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 24, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I guess he's still the life of the party nevertheless

.117 in May really?

Perhaps he won’t hit /150

"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09

by rangerjae on May 26, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

swish: baseball's clown prince.

I bet jeet and arod don’t call it much of anything except ‘time between when we fuck models.’

sign Walker to a multiyear extension.

by thecip on May 24, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I didn't know those two considered each other models.

good to know.

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

by rhythm on May 24, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

+1

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on May 24, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bobby puts it on himself

‘‘It was just one of those days.’’

‘‘It’s not the results we wanted, but we won the series and it was a good homestand,’’ Jenks said. ‘‘That’s what we want.

‘‘If I save [10 out of 11], that’s 40 out of 44 and that’s a pretty good year.’’

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/1589797,w-pittsburgh-pirates-chicago-white-sox-052409.article

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 24, 2009 6:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Bobby is a math whiz

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on May 24, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i forgive bobby.

DO YOU??

sign Walker to a multiyear extension.

by thecip on May 24, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

for what he did yes, everyone has bad days

for what he said no

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 24, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

kinda. i understand that it "may not have been his best day"

but i mean.. throw a breaking ball ya know? wilson watched 9 fastballs before he launched his only dinger.

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on May 24, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

someone else can do the math, but 4-2 homestands

The rest of the way will be fine with me. .666 here, .500 on the road (?) will give us a winning record eventually.
Shit happens.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 24, 2009 6:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I was thinking about that the other day

if you take 2/3 at home and play .500 ball on the road, you end up with 94 or 95 wins (depends on how you want to round). I just never did the math before and was surprised that you end up with that good of a record.

If you’re talking about the Sox playing .666 at home and .500 on the road from here on out, it doesn’t equate to 94 wins, but I’d take it none the less.

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

by rhythm on May 24, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

May Madness?

by Bryan Smith

The NCAA took the first step in the creation of their 64-team college baseball tournament this evening, naming the 16 schools that will host regionals next weekend. The list of teams is a slight indictment on the NCAA’s stated desire to increase interest in the sport in new regions, as Louisville (who captured the Big East regular season and postseason championships) is the most unique site. The committee has given no indication, as of yet, on which eight schools will be given the revered national seeds. Here are the 16 regional hosts (the "one seeds"), ranked by their RPI entering Sunday: …

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/unfiltered/?p=1284

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 24, 2009 6:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Division I Tennis actually does the same thing

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on May 24, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you mean they hold a tournament?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 24, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, 64 team tourney...all Div I Conference champs get automatic bids

the seeding is similar to the baseball concept, I believe.

I wouldn’t know though b/c we always lost in the stupid conference finals…ugh

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on May 25, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

that has been the most upset sports result

bollocks, fuck, arsholes,

by hoodlight on May 24, 2009 7:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

have a few more pints than you had anticipated??

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on May 24, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm upset that we lost tonight

the community needs to get a grip on Quinten, talented yes, but a body that’s already falling to bits

by hoodlight on May 24, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

flagged.

Q!perman, Q! and The Carlos Quentinare acceptable.

NOT quinten

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on May 24, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

he's fucked

did you see him tonight labouring round left field – and batting like like he hasn’t had a shit for a month – he’s a great player don’t get me wrong – he’d be a great man to trade in my view because he’s gonna spend lots of time at the doctors

by hoodlight on May 24, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You being serious or being drunk?

by Ahillock on May 24, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i think he was more getting on you for misspelling the man's surname

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 24, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

thanks u-god

hahaha

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on May 25, 2009 3:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

once upon a time in america is on the telly

when the lad eats the cream cake on the stairs, eyes before the result

by hoodlight on May 24, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

that's an awesome movie

and here’s an awesome, awesome scene:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO6-EuDJTIQ [“don’t fuck around noodles”]

go to the 4 minute mark

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 24, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ughh

Hawks lose, Sox blow it…

at least I have one of these:

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on May 24, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

just imagine how sweet this would taste after a win ...

oh well, enjoy it never less.

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on May 24, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah

Oberon makes all things better.

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on May 25, 2009 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I was pissed at you initially, larry.

I thought it said “opos”.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 24, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

it isn't always about you

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 24, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

wu's so vain, he probably thought this post was about him.

White Sox: looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 24, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 25, 2009 12:05 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

hey im famous

sign Walker to a multiyear extension.

by thecip on May 25, 2009 1:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

and damn sexy

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 25, 2009 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

pause

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on May 25, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

and so it begins

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 25, 2009 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

haha! We need him at the bottom, black area of the screen. Can Cheat make that happen?

by homesickalien on May 25, 2009 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Unfortunately, no

Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook

by The Cheat on May 25, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bradley claims the umpires are out to get him

“Unfortunately, I just think it’s a lot of ‘Oh, you did this to my colleague,’ or ’We’re going to get him any time we can,” Bradley said, according to the Chicago Tribune. "As soon as he gets two strikes, we’re going to call whatever and see what he does. Let’s try to ruin Milton Bradley.’

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4204044

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on May 25, 2009 9:52 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

You are clearly right Milton!

I hope he never stays quiet and expresses exactly what he feels/thinks all the time.

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on May 25, 2009 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

nice headline

Is Milton Bradley gettin’ boned?

http://www.hardballtimes.com/main/shysterball/article/is-milton-bradley-gettin-boned/

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 25, 2009 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jenks Overexposed

We need an alternate closer. I’m not impressed with Linebrink, but we need to take some of the pressure off of Jenks. Any ideas?

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." - Bertrand Russell

by phastphil on May 25, 2009 10:36 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

wow, one blown save and the long knives are out already?

DFA him

White Sox: looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 25, 2009 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

cocksure.

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on May 25, 2009 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Even the Save he has earned this year

he hasn’t been the shut down closer like he can be. I think you missed my point – I would like him to be that shut down guy come August – September – October. The point being that it would be nice to have an alternate so when money time comes he’s not over exposed and is a guaranteed shut down when it really counts.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." - Bertrand Russell

by phastphil on May 25, 2009 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

the Save?

is this one of the ten? cuz he looked pretty solid in the following

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CHA/CHA200904120.shtml
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CHA/CHA200904290.shtml
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/TEX/TEX200905010.shtml
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CHA/CHA200905090.shtml
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CLE/CLE200905120.shtml
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CHA/CHA200905200.shtml
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CHA/CHA200905220.shtml

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 25, 2009 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs