Colonel Saunders
by The Cheat on May 26, 2009 8:30 PM CDT
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Prediction...
Anderson smacks 2 hits and 4 California honeys
It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
good headline
My pony league right fielder was named Sanders, and therefore ‘the Colonel’.
And come to think of it, we were the Angels.
side note: As part of the greatest generation II Im proud to say I dicked around on here for about 10 hours today(on and off).
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
I wouldn't have used the headline had it not started with "Colon"
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I believe that qualifies as a clever title, sir.
by The Actual El Guapo on May 26, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
And "el Saunders" is proper Spanish. And...
Cheat is a Danish genius.
No Rory Calhoun, but close.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
I see The Colonel.... i think boogie nights
It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
I think Tom Parker.
But I liked Elvis, so whatthehell.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
There are those who believe "Smokey and the Judge" is the pinnacle of Western art.
Most notably, Smokey and the Judge.
by The Actual El Guapo on May 26, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
"Meat's meat, and a man's gotta eat!"
Pure Genius. Pure Country.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Not until I looked it up, actually.
I have no idea how Mr. Calhoun has escaped my attention for all these years, but I believe I can assure you that situation shall be remedied shortly.
After all, the man who played “Farmer” in “Flatbed Annie & Sweetiepie: Lady Truckers” deserves nothing less.
by The Actual El Guapo on May 26, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
thanks to Svengoolie
I have seen this movie
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
I love that song
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
the catalyst strikes!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
colon is looking svelte...
is it just me or did he lose weight..?
It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
It would appear that your television machine may be functioning improperly.
I suggest twisting several knobs and perhaps some light slapping and/or dropping of the device.
by The Actual El Guapo on May 26, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
it would be hard to pick and drop a tv around with a picture of colon on it
Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.
And even if you did, the earth would likely just lapse into a gentle orbit around it.
by The Actual El Guapo on May 26, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
you, my man,
are unstoppable!
Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.
That's what she...
Eff it. No way she said that.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
an old man jealous?
let me know when something exciting happens
Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.
by blackoutsox on May 26, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
That's like walking forward through a moving train.
How fast are you walking? How heavy is the tv?
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on May 26, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
colon hasn't found a bat this year he couldn't hit
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
that he did
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
I will make a bold prediction
Zero runs will not win this game.
White Sox: looks like we rolled snake eyes.
light it up!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
It’s a shame it’s so hard for us to find guys who are at this replacement level you talk about.
by Grinder in Training on May 26, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I was referring to Wise, Owens, The Bridge, Fields..
by Grinder in Training on May 26, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe he can run toward the infield before the pitch
like he does whilst hitting.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
You hate those of us over 30, don't you?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
i'm looking at the pics from the SSS outing
and you don’t look like your 60 at all ;-)
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 26, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
it's a conspiracy I tell you
no matter what he tells you, do not enter his van
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
replacement level players
I was thinking of writing a post by looking at all of our “replacement level” players right now, and predict which ones are just slumping and which ones are just playing at their level.
Fields has been well below replacement level
no matter how generous you are with his defense.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
his own head
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
The hair is full of facts
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 26, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
THERES YOUR REPLACEMENT LEVEL
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
by Jbasic89 on May 26, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
don't run on the catalyst boys!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
It would appear that I am watching El Diablo's TV.
by The Actual El Guapo on May 26, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions
It would appear that your television machine may be functioning improperly. I suggest twisting several knobs and perhaps some light slapping and/or dropping of the device.
it works man
It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
scotty pods
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Old Guys Rule
Ridin' high in April,shot down in May.
But I know I'm gonna change that tune,
when I'm back on top ,back on top in June...
Sometimes we do, O420.
Sometimes we do.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang
Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.
nixy!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Strike him down, and he will become more powerful than you can imagine
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
nix getting it done
attaboy
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Nix!
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
means no in gaelic
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
that says peas in their pods
and it has angel wings.
eh i guess they cant all be winners.
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
the demand for attention is the first step of senility
Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.
well with these 3 up
youll get to see more of that real soon
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
also, i've been holding this back for a while
Nix is probably better than Getz.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
Thanks for the verbal explosion.
May I have a towel now?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
look at fields go
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Also: how slow is Torii Hunter?
really really slow? no way he’s a good CF, right?
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
Fields! Things!
pointing excitedly
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Sox Machine
better than being in the dark
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
spoilers are fun
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
blazzzzing speed
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
MILDLY INTRIGUING SPEED ABOARD
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
fields wants his job
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 26, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions
Nix might not be better than Getz.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
especially when JT leaves
Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.
Pods'll get 'em in.
Ridin' high in April,shot down in May.
But I know I'm gonna change that tune,
when I'm back on top ,back on top in June...
phenomenal corky...just phenomenal
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Haha, playing right into our hands
You do not want to face Pods, you just don’t.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
There's the swing that led him to go 1-for-55.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
If we don't score, im blaming fields
Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.
Fields sucks
Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.
As bad as Hawk can be
He’s got nothing on Physioc and Hudler.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
But not enough of one, like Piersall
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
NOW you're talking.
(Smiles nostalgically.)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
We get the Angels games on Oahu,
Hudler is an obnoxious idiot.
Ridin' high in April,shot down in May.
But I know I'm gonna change that tune,
when I'm back on top ,back on top in June...
He allways knob-slobbin' Sciosca,
He’s loud. Thinks he’s funny.Brags about his playing days.
Ridin' high in April,shot down in May.
But I know I'm gonna change that tune,
when I'm back on top ,back on top in June...
Likes to make up dialogue
This guy’s like, “I’m going to take it to the HOUSE.” But the pitcher’s saying, “I don’t think so.”
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
I've got Farmio and DJ right now
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
I've got Marv Albert
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 26, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
speaking of that game
there is this huge guy dressed up as a referee in the first row on the magic offensive side of the ball. He tried to get up and cheer and almost fell over while doing it.
Whats the score?
I’ve only been paying attention to baseball and hockey lately.. a little soccer
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
91-83 Magic
Orlando is just a horrible matchup for the Cavs, they would have destroyed any other team.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 26, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I've been a big Magic supporter the whole season
Thought they could win a title if Jameer Nelson wasn’t injured.
As long as they take their 3-pointers in rhythm, and not just wildly jack them up, they could take this series. LeBron looks gassed, the Cavs supporting cast just can’t match up against the more athletic Magic defenders.
Problem is, James is just a freaking Mack truck moving to the hoop every chance he gets.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 26, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Of course, they are slowly letting the game slip away
Fucking Dwight Howard and his 2 post moves.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 26, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
UGGGHHH
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
has pods struck out yet?
oh wait…..
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
nick swisher redux?
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 26, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions
i figured the bottom of our lineup would be 3 automatic outs
but come fucking on
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
Do you wear a tuxedo in your basement?
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 26, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
that reminds me, I have to see if GIMP has a magnetic lasso tool
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Good luck skimming through the 600-pg manual.
by homesickalien on May 26, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I was gonna do some 'shopping one of these days.
i think the gimp does. damn impressive software.
sign Walker to a multiyear extension.
bring it home cip
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 26, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
T-bagged it
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 26, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I did the voice over. Let's see, how did it go ... ah, yes:
“Dog Fucking Cat’s Head Shampoo. Now, with even more dog fucking cat’s head cleansing power!”
by The Actual El Guapo on May 26, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
How many beers tonight, Guap?
Still looking for Outing Recap.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
che riffic...
yes….
It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
I wish there was a place to post minor league updates.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 26, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
bring 'em home JI
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 26, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions
Nope.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 26, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, DFA him and bring up Wise, I heard he went 2-5 tonight
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 26, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
With a double.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 26, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
And he's black
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 26, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
fuckin shift
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Meh, I saw the movie.
Featuring Rory Calhoun as “The Farmer”.
by The Actual El Guapo on May 26, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone know when the United V Barca match is on tomm?
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Hopefully I can catch a replay
London is 6 hours ahead and Rome is 7 I believe
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Grienke's ERA skyrockets to .84
with a CG win over Tiggers. Gave up 1 ER and his ERA goes up. Amaysing.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Paulie, you're not as bad as Corky...
…are you?
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
fucking shirt.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 26, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions
c'mon Paulie
just a little hit
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
FAIL
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
The changeup, foiling Paulie again.
Still confused as to why he’s hitting against his own team.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
so is Figgins
Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.
by blackoutsox on May 26, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
At least we're getting opportunities to fial on
Couldn’t say that a couple weeks ago.
White Sox: looks like we rolled snake eyes.
Baby steps
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 26, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
he's a bitch
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Chone
on a 14 game hitting streak
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
2nd time through a line-up is a charm with colon
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 26, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions
Colon is "extremely flexible."
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
"Spread his legs and get his head all the way to the ground."
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 26, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Play-Doh is also extremely flexible.
by The Actual El Guapo on May 26, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
So is Eldiablo, IIRC,
though he has limits.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Konerko's playing some nice D this year.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Nice play
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
And now I shall slap my television slightly harder.
by The Actual El Guapo on May 26, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions
rack 'em up
kong with the good turn
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Makin' defense.
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on May 26, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions
3-6-3
Ridin' high in April,shot down in May.
But I know I'm gonna change that tune,
when I'm back on top ,back on top in June...
262
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 26, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Wheres the 6?
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 26, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 26, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 26, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
That guy is winning at life
kinda like the guy I saw a few days back with a tattoo of Hitlers face on his neck
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Cubs snap the losing streak
St Louis killing Milwaukee
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Its okay bro
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Flagged.
Excessive focus on Scrubs.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
well you know we as Sox fans “actually care more about the Cubs”
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Their playoff hopes will soon be "lost in the vines"
Ridin' high in April,shot down in May.
But I know I'm gonna change that tune,
when I'm back on top ,back on top in June...
New losing streak starts tomorrow.
Ridin' high in April,shot down in May.
But I know I'm gonna change that tune,
when I'm back on top ,back on top in June...
uhhhh ohhhh
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Bartolo has to have the best 88 mph in the league
It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
bartolo sits him down woooot
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Thanks for the reminder.
Cavs better hold this motherfather.
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on May 26, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Why do you hurt me so, DI?
POS.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow, what a shot by Lewis
Left LeBron 4 seconds, though.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 26, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm sorry...
I have the Cavs in a random drawing pool. Blame the random drawing!
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on May 26, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Whoops.
At least there is four seconds left.
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on May 26, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
lewis hits a 3 in the corner
100-98 magic with 4.1 left
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Awful foul call.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Rex Hudler: "We love those firemen, too."
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
enjoy the 700 OPS while you can BA
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 26, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions
fields just missed that one
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Nix the post game show!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 26, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions
Nix nixes the 0-0 score
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Nix makes up for the run he didn't drive in earlier.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
lebron to shoot two at the stripe
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
LeBron gets a garbage entitlement call
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 26, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
and...
he gets the roll wow
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
No shit.
Horrible calls all series.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Why the hell don't you get yourself to the arena?
The Magic have a terrible crowd.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 26, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Tried to get playoff tickets. Sold out in 3 minutes.
Plus, I was out of town when they went on sale.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 26, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Let me be the first to query whether perhaps an argument might be made that it is possible that just maybe (and, really, I'm just throwing it out there for consideration) Nix could have some advantages over Getz?
by The Actual El Guapo on May 26, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions
(flipping feverishly through pages of notes)
hmmm. Don’t believe I’ve met Nix yet.
by homesickalien on May 26, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
How can you say that about a White Sox hero like Chris Getz?
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on May 26, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
he looks familiar, i think he's on one of the videos i have
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 26, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Gay porn?
Though you gave up that for Lent, OSFIB.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
um...yeah...right
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 26, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
perhaps you'll be our new carl this season
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
wow that was a shit call by the refs in orlando
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
I am trying to figure that out myself
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
And Cindy Crawford is dumb.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm scared to think that might be something more than mocking the obvious.
like a real live metaphor.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
And colin is a DB.
Mocking larry’s literary acumen and my sense of humor in one 24 hour period sets the standard for misplaced hubris, kid. Get a job and pay a few tax dollars (no, not your parents’ beer subsidy money) and then guffaw away.
Ginger.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
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