In Which The Sox Offense Breaks Up a Pitcher's Duel?
by The Cheat on May 26, 2009 10:23 PM CDT
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If you say it really fast, it sounds like "Colon".
It helps if you’re drunk too.
by The Actual El Guapo on May 26, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions
che che che che get it done
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Every time Pods dances forward in the batter's box...
my testicles shrink a little.
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on May 26, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions
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by Sox Machine on May 26, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 8 recs
greatness right there
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
It's like a priceless Renoir.
Except a million times better.
by The Actual El Guapo on May 26, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
DI means he LIKES feeling his testicles shrink.
He is the Elephant Man.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
i would've sent che on that one
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Razor, man. Razor.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
razor ramon was a badass
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
fun fact
i lived in scott hall my freshman year
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
when i got the letter in the mail i was dying
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
that's great
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
DP?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Was your roommate Kevin Nash?
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 26, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
He was good
Kinda Rick Rude knockoff
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Haha, this site's on fire right now
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 26, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's go Jimbo
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
If you put Cox and Cora together
You’d probably get Razor Shines. Too bad he never had enough baserunners to find out.
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The Bulls without MJ were still a playoff team
The Cavs are a 20 win team without James.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 26, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Jordan
won a NCAA championship.
never lost a game in the Olympics.
LeBron
didnt
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
LeBron didn't go to college
He’s also only 24 years old, I’d wait before calling him the next Jordan or a worthless imitator.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 26, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Can't he be both?
Oh … actually, probably not.
Carry on.
by The Actual El Guapo on May 26, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Jordan made those guys a playoff team
Practicing every day with Jordan demanding excellence made Pippen one of the 50 greatest players.
Ive got to go all wu on you here but it was a tougher game ‘in my day’ when the NBA was relevant. It was all down hill after they let them play zone defense.
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
Watch out for them changeups.
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Cox wins.
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on May 26, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions
Nice job PK
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
awesome kong
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Nice.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
the guy from labyrinth turned into an eagle!
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
Come on, BA -
big AB for you, sir.
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
BA trying to hump an outside fastball.
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Don't worry, Fields will hit that high fastball.
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bad bad call in a big situation
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Dear Hawk,
Shut the fuck up.
Love,
TAEG
by The Actual El Guapo on May 26, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions
I'll add my name to that
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
You do not work blue, HH.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
?
?
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
No "F"-bombs for you.
Do NOT sign your name to that petition.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Come on,Josh Fields -
big AB for you, sir.
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
josh would swing at that pitch if they were calling it or not
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
How epic will the strikeout be here?
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
Pitching around Josh.
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
HE FOULED IT BACK
This at-bat already is a winner.
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he joe crede'd us
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Not as much as I hate that Josh Fields is our starting third baseman.
by Grinder in Training on May 26, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
great play by che
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
My television is clearly now just fucking with me.
by The Actual El Guapo on May 26, 2009 10:43 PM CDT reply actions
I love lexi's spin-o-rama
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
"Mindless"
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by Sox Machine on May 26, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
That is an excellent observation.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Colon like a cat off the mound!
A cat that looks like a giant fat guy.
by The Actual El Guapo on May 26, 2009 10:44 PM CDT reply actions
Careful, careful...
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Our cat weighs 19 lbs., no joke.
I think we used to have another kid, but he ’et him.
by The Actual El Guapo on May 26, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe you should cover its eyes like the dog
Prevent it from finding the kitchen too easily.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 26, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Surprisingly, he doesn't eat much, nor beg for food ever (only ice cream and warm hard-boiled eggs).
by homesickalien on May 26, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
That is the name of the photo: Monster Bridge.
by homesickalien on May 26, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
He also hates Monday
but loves lasagna.
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by Sox Machine on May 26, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
http://bobsworth.dreamhosters.com/keyboardcat/index.php?id=gzLvvWi7qT0&start=9
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
ugh... i hate pulling out...
i’m all about the easy cleanup
It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
just in time
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
Good to see Dwight Howard in a post-game.
Tiring of King James talking.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Charles Barkley was the only guy who saw it coming
Exciting game.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 26, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Robert Horry said the same thing. But only against Boston.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Horry is a tool
I’m happier to see Stan Van Gundy coach circles around Mike Brown.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 26, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
nixy does it yet again!!!!!!
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
well thats fun
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
and you will let him
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on May 26, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL.
Good. Maybe she’ll wake up.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
He already fucked Cowlies.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 26, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Primae Nixtis
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by Sox Machine on May 26, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
How many homers?
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by Sox Machine on May 26, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
4?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Excellent. Just excellent.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Right from the Dude's apartment ...
by The Actual El Guapo on May 26, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Christ, is he your uncle or something?
Nice family photos.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
only an elite CF makes that catch
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
Who the F*CK is Chris Getz?
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on May 26, 2009 10:51 PM CDT reply actions
a utility infielder?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on May 26, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
colin's dreamy date?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I smell new meme
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
Carl made the SSS Smells like Mascot
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
by U-God on May 26, 2009 10:55 PM CDT reply actions 8 recs
This is hysterical.
Which one is larry, the one on the left, or on the right?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
That's some serious larry likeness
I always imagined him as a crazy monkey with a briefcase.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 26, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
that's awesome
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
pats self of back for not talking to Skanberg but for a few moments
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook
Pats on back? Are you sure you didn't freeze up and feel out of your element? :P
by homesickalien on May 26, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
HUGE rec.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
those are worth more than a normal rec
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on May 26, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I also like the crowd.
I see LT and Eldiablo all over it.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
i like the girl in the bottom left with the sex jersey on
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
whoa awesome
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
HA!
Is that a Boers n Bernstein reference too?
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on May 26, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
you guys are lucky I am not in your basements right now
because I would be pouring beer, carrying you, and high-fiving you like I won a million dollars
Lupe, release the balloons!
i would like some beer right now lol
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
And that would be a bad thing ... how exactly?
by The Actual El Guapo on May 26, 2009 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
where is that on line?
it didnt come up at smells like mascot…
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
damn.
again on the b-list.
could I have a forward please.
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
You were on the send to list...fuck it, I'll send it to the whole group.
by homesickalien on May 26, 2009 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions
yeahhhh that's the way to go!
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
nuttin for furbs yet eithers
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
ohh i gots it now!
thanks :)
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
So should be there now....
Check again.
by homesickalien on May 26, 2009 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions
of course you can just right click, view image
but what’s a little bit of work for hsa? thanks!
Lupe, release the balloons!
lmao
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 26, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
ROFL.
Nosferatu!
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Look up Nosferatu.
Dead ringer.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I know what Nosferatu is
But as any Weekly World News reader would tell you, that most certainly is bat-boy.
White Sox: looks like we rolled snake eyes.
I enjoy being obscure.
Pander to the crowd if you must, cip. But you don’t have to.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Only in airports.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
You are Woody Allen meets Freddy Garcia.
And it works.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well now I can ring down the curtain on my evening.
I have to get up for work in 4 hours.
colin, work (n): 1: activity in which one exerts strength or faculties to do or perform something: a: sustained physical or mental effort to overcome obstacles and achieve an objective or result b: the labor, task, or duty that is one’s accustomed means of livelihood c: a specific task, duty, function, or assignment often being a part or phase of some larger activity
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
the vampire?
pictures of him always made me feel uneasy. especially his hands/claws.
sign Walker to a multiyear extension.
Like Cheat with Rick Hahn?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Undead ringer even.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 26, 2009 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
What if that was thecip who showed up on Friday? hahahahaha.
by homesickalien on May 26, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
colon....in a bit too long tonight
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relief please
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
Well that was completely unncessary
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
Bartolo does not look good in this inning.
by The Actual El Guapo on May 26, 2009 11:04 PM CDT reply actions
Great breakfast cereal.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
who is the puncher and who is the punchee?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on May 26, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Leave 'im in there!
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on May 26, 2009 11:05 PM CDT reply actions
Matt Thornton = "Low- to mid-90s"
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
- charlie mccarthy
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on May 26, 2009 11:09 PM CDT reply actions
it's nice having a good defense
i would also suggest getz play third against righties because i now hate josh fields the mostest.
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depends on where you'd rather Beckham
but Nix’s defense is plus (maybe plus plus?) at 2nd and 3rd would be a new position for him iirc.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
Somehow, Howie Kendrick landed some endorsements with his sub-.700 OPS.
BA must be pissed.
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The (sub) 700 Club.
Veal. Try the veal.
by The Actual El Guapo on May 26, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
A co-worker introduced me to the phrase "all week veal."
And I’ve embraced it.
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by Sox Machine on May 26, 2009 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope
I made some friends instead.
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by Sox Machine on May 26, 2009 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
he's got a few more years in him
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
so i was watching a flick as i dont have WCIU
and what is this nix thing going on? and for that matter, whats the bartolo thing?? i am starting to feel like i did last night….
i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005
he's got the tools dangnabbit
if he keeps his Ks reasonable, he could breakoot.
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Drunk?
Me too.
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on May 26, 2009 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Paulie hits the shit outta this team.
And I base that, of course, solely on the last 2 games and the ’05 ALCS. No idea how he does otherwise.
by The Actual El Guapo on May 26, 2009 11:16 PM CDT reply actions
If Josh Fields knows what's good for him, he'll hit three home runs right now.
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Linebrink just walked about of his Pokeball
by billyok on May 26, 2009 11:20 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
How is "Not Easily Broken" not a Tyler Perry movie?
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Never.
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by Sox Machine on May 26, 2009 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn the Twins beat the other sox
5 to 2
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Thornton's facing an awful lot of righties today
If only the Sox had a setup man they would pay roughly $4.5-5 million a year for multiple seasons to handle the eighth inning.
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Yeah, but...
Vs. RHP: .303/.395/.485
Vs. LHP: .138/.219/.207
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by Sox Machine on May 26, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Why do his Mariners days matter?
With the Sox:
Vs. RHB: .244/.316/.388
Vs. LHB: .210/.285/.307
Since 2008:
vs. RHP: .235/.289/.367
vs. LHB: .163/.248/.220
At any rate, I wasn’t saying Thornton couldn’t handle it as much as I was bitching about the Linebrink contract.
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by Sox Machine on May 26, 2009 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
it's what PECOTA is looking at, though it may be weighted somewhat.
i’m not aware of any other split predictor out there. i’ve read Nate’s research on the matter, so i went with what i knew.
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Uh oh
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
I'd like to see Betemit try that scoop.
Swisher would be on his ass, and the ball would be in the dugout.
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paulie with the pick
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Damn now I cant use this pic. The Thornocopter continues to soar.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 26, 2009 11:31 PM CDT reply actions
SULLY!!!!!!!!!!
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
lol
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 26, 2009 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn Alexi
lets work on that throw location
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
He maked a catch.
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on May 26, 2009 11:32 PM CDT reply actions
It's the Angels' version of Nessie.
by The Actual El Guapo on May 26, 2009 11:32 PM CDT reply actions
speed killssss
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
I am now replacing my television set with some scratch paper and a set of crayons.
by The Actual El Guapo on May 26, 2009 11:35 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
holy shit. I missed the getz subbing and thought it was corky on base
saw the sb attempt, cursed, saw he was safe, about had a heart attack.
cowley
Jenks has the flu and might not be available for the botton of the ninth.
i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005
Swinage variety?
Supposedly D Lee has a flu it right now
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
He made out with Colin, too.
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by Sox Machine on May 26, 2009 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh yeah I forgot about that
makes sense
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
I'm an infectious person
what can I say?
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
no more bacon
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on May 26, 2009 11:38 PM CDT reply actions
wow... bb
It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
lets get more runs so we don't have a save situation
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
I can't believe Cox waved him home.
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It will be a sad day when JD is no longer on the team.
Regardless of the circumstances.
by The Actual El Guapo on May 26, 2009 11:41 PM CDT reply actions
Um, Manny?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Gotta close.
But this might be the greatest gamethread ever.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions
He's playing some terrific defense this year.
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by Sox Machine on May 26, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Its gonna happen sooner or later
Depends on our performance around the trade deadline
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
he's been unheralded
when you have erstad playing next to you for a year its like a candle next to the sun
sign Walker to a multiyear extension.
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by Sox Machine on May 26, 2009 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't bring myself to change my sig.
“POOTY GOO” is what I’d name my band, I love it so hard.
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by Sox Machine on May 26, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Angels pitching has imploded
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
walk in a run to let BA GS for the honeys plz
i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005
by BoeJouma on May 26, 2009 11:44 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Pretty sure a grand slam is in his plans
Regardless of whether he hits a home run this inning or not
ba dum chish
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Bartolo's going for a Moon over My Hammy.
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by Sox Machine on May 26, 2009 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
racist ban
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on May 26, 2009 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Coffee drinkers!
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook
by The Cheat on May 26, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Ditto.
Outstanding, Danish.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 26, 2009 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Obligatory
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QipAqdomO3I
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by Sox Machine on May 26, 2009 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Also obligatory
http://www.truveo.com/Glengarry-Glen-Elf/id/2175911805
White Sox: looks like we rolled snake eyes.
It's all over folks, just go home
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 26, 2009 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions
That was a good ending
Remember to temper expectations and have no goals, you will never be disappointed.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
Oops
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Thinking about Jack Wilson.
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by Sox Machine on May 26, 2009 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions
can't say didn't see that coming
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Linebrink?
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by Sox Machine on May 26, 2009 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions
OVAH
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
gus can play guitar?
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
lol
people ive been told i look like: green day guy(looong time ago),edward norton, gary sinise, the terminator t2 guy, joe nathan, scott linebrink and now that fucking guy.
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
1st meetup just keeps on giving
we found new sss mascot, made linebrink become a member
Lupe, release the balloons!
"I got friends in low places..."
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Hey, Laynce Nix homered, too.
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