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Mark Gonzales: The Chicago White Sox placed outfielder Carlos Quentin on the 15-day disabled list (retroactive to May 26) with plantar fasciitis in his left foot.

The Sox returned outfielder DeWayne Wise from his rehabilitation assignment at Class AAA Charlotte and reinstated him from the 15-day disabled list.

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This is pretty bad.....

Quentin now looks safe to miss the big Detroit series June 8-11.

by stanchar on May 29, 2009 12:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sox attendance: -5,000?
Using ESPN’s handy attendance data, I compared 2008 and early 2009 attendance numbers. Now, early season attendance usually isn’t as high as it is later in the season (weather and pennant races being two larger issues)

http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2009/5/29/890803/a-quick-look-at-mlb-attendance

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 29, 2009 12:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

20-1 game preceeding it.

Pirates? Gavin starting? Without you guys I would not have made the trip.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he returns!

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 29, 2009 12:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the...

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 29, 2009 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't get the North side one.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

me neither

but I get the south side one

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 29, 2009 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

G lightning - is that Becks?

I don’t get it, either.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fer chrissakes
Zambrano left the field and threw his glove at the dugout fence before taking a bat and lopping the top off the Gatorade dispenser, which had just been repaired on Tuesday after Ryan Dempster punched it on Monday.

Pitching coach Larry Rothschild tried to get Zambrano into the clubhouse, but Zambrano kept hitting it with his bat.

http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2009/05/zambrano-ejected-bumps-ump-destroys-gatorade-dispenser.html

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 29, 2009 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK - but who is G Lightning bolt?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, seriously?

It’s a Gatorade dispensing machine.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 29, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

G => Gatorade

fer chrissakes

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 29, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry.

I was being obtuse. I thought it was representative of a player. Now that it has been explained:

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOW THE FUCK WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?!?

Though now that we do, that’s pretty funny!

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like the Cubs stories matter.

I am almost proud I didn’t make that connection.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you saying he'd take the boat?

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't drink Gatorade.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

didn't mean to imply that you did

but they’ve been pushing the new branding (and G2, i.e. ‘gatorade lite’) in various sports-related locations, events, and media pretty hard.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 29, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clearly corporate logos are wasted on the senile

They should just have labels that say “DRINK THIS IF YOU ENGAGE IN PHYSICAL ACTIVITY.”

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 29, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clearly the younger pups are more susceptible to advertising

crafted by the Don Draper-like vampires. Run (or walk, in OM’s case) with the crowd if you must.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do want Wendys

after all of their commercials…

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on May 29, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i almost spit out my drink...

its a gatorade machine in the bed. he’s scared.

by Hatchetm on May 29, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait. Now you're saying Gatorade has machines? I thought it was a 'tub'?

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

watch the video

it was a machine like that

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 29, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Once again, ladies and gents...

Your honorary members of the SSS community.

by homesickalien on May 29, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

For Chi and WU,

A “Gatorade Dispenser” is basically the equivalent of Perfesser Anderson’s Tomcat Oil Caravan.

by The Actual El Guapo on May 29, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Perfesser Anderson’s Tomcat Oil Caravan.

A Gertrude Stein book?

Hint, hint.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know what I want, TAEG. Give it to me.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well played.

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

by rhythm on May 29, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you know that Serutan is natures spelled backwards?

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ergo Lit

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

gross.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 29, 2009 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's ok, it's beckham!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 29, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's just gay for Beckham

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 29, 2009 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm enjoying Holland

everything works, I’m not used to that

by hoodlight on May 29, 2009 1:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bought any hash?

Sampled the ladies?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's the weekend now, cut loose. we won't tell stan

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 29, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amsterdam is 90 minutes away from where I am

I kind of like where I am, but I might take the train tomorrow and take some drugs and fuck a prostitute tomorrow

by hoodlight on May 29, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sounds like a plan

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

by rhythm on May 29, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Europe in the Spring is so romantic.

Perhaps you can roll a beggar, too.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think they roll them for you in Amsterdam

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

stan won't allow any foreign ladies

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 29, 2009 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so if (when) gordo gets up to the bigs

who is going to get all the honeys? him or BA? im worried for big sexy…

Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT

by BoeJouma on May 29, 2009 1:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

shanistry is devestated!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 29, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

devastated...

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 29, 2009 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 weeks if Fields contiunes to play like crap (says larry)

btw, what did you think of the Manchester U / Barcelona game?

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

by rhythm on May 29, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

good game

man u had good chances in the first ten minutes, after that they were comprehensively outplayed by a superior team

by hoodlight on May 29, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

did you take any particular job in Man U losing?

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

by rhythm on May 29, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Christ, that should be "joy", not "job"

fucking WU hands.

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

by rhythm on May 29, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hee

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Job"

Well, that’s just Freudian on so many levels…

LOL.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

here's hoodie

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 29, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

'who wants my sloppy seconds, brah?'

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on May 29, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone else intrigued by Dave Delucci?

DFA’d by Indians…..Wouldn’t mind seeing him get some starts in LF while Q is out…..might have to wait though for him to clear waivers.

by stanchar on May 29, 2009 1:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i really dont want wise back.

at all. the team just started getting good again…

Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT

by BoeJouma on May 29, 2009 1:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

(As Q's unicorn takes a dump in your shoes.)

You are making disparage! Q angry! Q would smite you if Q could walk over there!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

it could means Pods not playing

Wise is much much better than Pods. everyone is.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 29, 2009 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dont think so at the moment

pods has been playing pretty well and batting pretty well. id ride the pods-no-wise-train for a while, and made wise be the 4th OFer for a while

Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT

by BoeJouma on May 29, 2009 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

can we stop perpetuating that meme?

he’s probably below replacement level even though he’s hitting “well”. he has zero power and plays terrible defense.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 29, 2009 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

As long as he's dancin' in the box (helloooooooo, Lisa!)

we win at a .667 clip. Stop trying to analyze it. It just is.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So now we all know how U-God got into school

Clearly someone who can’t update the Time Machine tournament was never smart enough to get into the University of Illinois.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-college-clout-29-may29,0,2769925.story

I’m shocked that this goes on in public institutions, SHOCKED.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 29, 2009 1:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thank you for the link to this

my mom e-mailed me asking if i’d heard about the “u of i scandal” but didn’t mention what is was

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 29, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and up yours

i updated it yesterday

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 29, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am shocked there is no mention of our President's ties to Mr. Rezko

on Page 1 of the article. Shocked!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

religion yesterday, politics today.

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on May 29, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never forget.

Like Auschwitz.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so 3% of undergrads admitted per year

are influenced beyond normal admissions procedures? any chance that’s actually above average?

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 29, 2009 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

just got this sweet e-mail about it

Dear Campus Community

I am writing you to respond to today’s story in the Chicago Tribune
regarding admissions policies at Illinois.

Let me state at the outset that I have full confidence in our Office of
Undergraduate Admissions and its professional and dedicated staff led by
Associate Provost Keith Marshall and Director Stacey Kostell. The
University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign has an admissions process based
on integrity and fairness, one that produces an incoming class that ranks
among the best academically in the nation. Our graduates go on to do great
work in the world and, in turn, they reward us through their support and
loyalty as Illinois alumni.

It is no secret that competition for admission at Illinois is stiff.
Thousands of people contact University administrators and others with ties
to the university every year in regard to the admissions process – 2,300
calls alone are received by the admissions office on the first decision
day. This year, the university received 26,000 applications for only about
7,000 seats in the incoming class. For the Class of 2013, the average ACT
score was 28 and the average high school class rank was in the 88th
percentile. We are proud of this tradition of academic quality.

As a land grant university we remain committed to be inclusive and
accessible in our pursuit of academic excellence. We seek to represent as
closely as we can the full demographic of the state. With that in mind, we
will continue to look at academic qualifications and other pertinent
information included in each application while asking whether we believe
the student will succeed at our university.

Admissions is not a science. However, we welcome the challenge the Tribune
story presents to make every possible effort to ensure the integrity our
admissions process.

But given our high retention rate and the many successes of our graduates,
we believe we mostly get it right.

Richard Herman
Chancellor

This mailing approved by:
The Office of the Chancellor

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 29, 2009 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"We mostly get it right"

well, Q can mostly play in left field and hit, he just wouldnt have to run

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 29, 2009 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"PS Some of you will have to pack this evening.

PF, I’m talking to you

Fondly,
Dick Herman"

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

if he loses his job over this

i will be ecstatic

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 29, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why so?

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 29, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's just a big ol turd burglar

he is not a very well-liked man by the students

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 31, 2009 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

By Mark Gonzales

KANSAS CITY, Mo. – White Sox slugger Carlos Quentin should return shortly after his stint on the 15-day disabled list ends June 10.

“I think that injury is not that bad,” Guillen said. “We cannot be playing short-handed for six to seven days.” Quentin is recovering from plantar fasciitis in his left foot.

Guillen added that pitcher Jose Contreras could be recalled to start one of the games in the June 8 doubleheader, but that a tougher decision awaits after he pitches.

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on May 29, 2009 7:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Truly is the redundant week. But whatthehell.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we like themes

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on May 29, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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