Quentin to DL; Wise returns in time for tonight's game
Mark Gonzales: The Chicago White Sox placed outfielder Carlos Quentin on the 15-day disabled list (retroactive to May 26) with plantar fasciitis in his left foot.
The Sox returned outfielder DeWayne Wise from his rehabilitation assignment at Class AAA Charlotte and reinstated him from the 15-day disabled list.
5 months ago
The Wizard
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This is pretty bad.....
Quentin now looks safe to miss the big Detroit series June 8-11.
by stanchar on May 29, 2009 12:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sox attendance: -5,000?
Using ESPN’s handy attendance data, I compared 2008 and early 2009 attendance numbers. Now, early season attendance usually isn’t as high as it is later in the season (weather and pennant races being two larger issues)
http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2009/5/29/890803/a-quick-look-at-mlb-attendance
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 29, 2009 12:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Sox attendance is always terrible between the day after opening day and May 15th
but it was particularly small for the 5/22 game
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by The Cheat on May 29, 2009 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They knew we were coming. I would have stayed at home too.
by homesickalien on May 29, 2009 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
20-1 game preceeding it.
Pirates? Gavin starting? Without you guys I would not have made the trip.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 29, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The PS welcomes back Larry DWizzle.
by homesickalien on May 29, 2009 12:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
....not that I want him over Q....but sheeeeeeeiiiiiit.
by homesickalien on May 29, 2009 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dweezy is the man...I expect something good
Just good to see a new face out there, particularly with Q!’s injury
Formerly Crede's Crew
by Q!'s Qrew on May 29, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he returns!

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on May 29, 2009 12:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Carl hits it out of te park
http://smellslikemascot.blogspot.com/2009/05/south-side-bed.html
and http://smellslikemascot.blogspot.com/2009/05/north-side-bed.html
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 29, 2009 12:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the...
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 29, 2009 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't get the North side one.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
me neither
but I get the south side one
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 29, 2009 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
G lightning - is that Becks?
I don’t get it, either.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 29, 2009 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fer chrissakes
Zambrano left the field and threw his glove at the dugout fence before taking a bat and lopping the top off the Gatorade dispenser, which had just been repaired on Tuesday after Ryan Dempster punched it on Monday.
Pitching coach Larry Rothschild tried to get Zambrano into the clubhouse, but Zambrano kept hitting it with his bat.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on May 29, 2009 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK - but who is G Lightning bolt?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 29, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, seriously?
It’s a Gatorade dispensing machine.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 29, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
G => Gatorade
fer chrissakes
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 29, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry.
I was being obtuse. I thought it was representative of a player. Now that it has been explained:
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 29, 2009 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOW THE FUCK WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?!?
Though now that we do, that’s pretty funny!
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like the Cubs stories matter.
I am almost proud I didn’t make that connection.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 29, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
aren't you a runner? would have figured the new marketing campaign would show up sooner or later
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on May 29, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you saying he'd take the boat?
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't drink Gatorade.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 29, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
didn't mean to imply that you did
but they’ve been pushing the new branding (and G2, i.e. ‘gatorade lite’) in various sports-related locations, events, and media pretty hard.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on May 29, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clearly corporate logos are wasted on the senile
They should just have labels that say “DRINK THIS IF YOU ENGAGE IN PHYSICAL ACTIVITY.”
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 29, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clearly the younger pups are more susceptible to advertising
crafted by the Don Draper-like vampires. Run (or walk, in OM’s case) with the crowd if you must.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 29, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do want Wendys
after all of their commercials…
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
by e-gus on May 29, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i almost spit out my drink...
its a gatorade machine in the bed. he’s scared.
by Hatchetm on May 29, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait. Now you're saying Gatorade has machines? I thought it was a 'tub'?
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
watch the video
it was a machine like that
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
by U-God on May 29, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Once again, ladies and gents...
Your honorary members of the SSS community.
by homesickalien on May 29, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For Chi and WU,
A “Gatorade Dispenser” is basically the equivalent of Perfesser Anderson’s Tomcat Oil Caravan.
by The Actual El Guapo on May 29, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Perfesser Anderson’s Tomcat Oil Caravan.
A Gertrude Stein book?
Hint, hint.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks -- now I'm all distracted and stuff at work.
by The Actual El Guapo on May 29, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what I want, TAEG. Give it to me.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well played.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on May 29, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you know that Serutan is natures spelled backwards?
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is guillen gay? ozzie? my gaydar is way off sometimes...
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 29, 2009 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's ok, it's beckham!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 29, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's just gay for Beckham

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
by colintj on May 29, 2009 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm enjoying Holland
everything works, I’m not used to that
by hoodlight on May 29, 2009 1:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bought any hash?
Sampled the ladies?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 29, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's the weekend now, cut loose. we won't tell stan
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on May 29, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Amsterdam is 90 minutes away from where I am
I kind of like where I am, but I might take the train tomorrow and take some drugs and fuck a prostitute tomorrow
by hoodlight on May 29, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sounds like a plan
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on May 29, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Europe in the Spring is so romantic.
Perhaps you can roll a beggar, too.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 29, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think they roll them for you in Amsterdam
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
stan won't allow any foreign ladies
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 29, 2009 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so if (when) gordo gets up to the bigs
who is going to get all the honeys? him or BA? im worried for big sexy…
Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT
by BoeJouma on May 29, 2009 1:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
shanistry is devestated!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 29, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
devastated...
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 29, 2009 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
when he is expected to make it to the main team?
by hoodlight on May 29, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 weeks if Fields contiunes to play like crap (says larry)
btw, what did you think of the Manchester U / Barcelona game?
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on May 29, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good game
man u had good chances in the first ten minutes, after that they were comprehensively outplayed by a superior team
by hoodlight on May 29, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you take any particular job in Man U losing?
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on May 29, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Christ, that should be "joy", not "job"
fucking WU hands.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on May 29, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Job"
Well, that’s just Freudian on so many levels…
LOL.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 29, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
here's hoodie

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 29, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
'who wants my sloppy seconds, brah?'
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on May 29, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sox 25 on current BP hit list
With a bullet!
by The Actual El Guapo on May 29, 2009 1:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you should post a link
It’s ok I’ll do it for you
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=8967
by hoodlight on May 29, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone else intrigued by Dave Delucci?
DFA’d by Indians…..Wouldn’t mind seeing him get some starts in LF while Q is out…..might have to wait though for him to clear waivers.
by stanchar on May 29, 2009 1:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i really dont want wise back.
at all. the team just started getting good again…
Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT
by BoeJouma on May 29, 2009 1:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, it certainly wasn't because Q was doing jack shit for us.
by homesickalien on May 29, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(As Q's unicorn takes a dump in your shoes.)
You are making disparage! Q angry! Q would smite you if Q could walk over there!
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 29, 2009 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
it could means Pods not playing
Wise is much much better than Pods. everyone is.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
by colintj on May 29, 2009 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dont think so at the moment
pods has been playing pretty well and batting pretty well. id ride the pods-no-wise-train for a while, and made wise be the 4th OFer for a while
Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT
by BoeJouma on May 29, 2009 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
can we stop perpetuating that meme?
he’s probably below replacement level even though he’s hitting “well”. he has zero power and plays terrible defense.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
by colintj on May 29, 2009 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As long as he's dancin' in the box (helloooooooo, Lisa!)
we win at a .667 clip. Stop trying to analyze it. It just is.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 29, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So now we all know how U-God got into school
Clearly someone who can’t update the Time Machine tournament was never smart enough to get into the University of Illinois.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-college-clout-29-may29,0,2769925.story
I’m shocked that this goes on in public institutions, SHOCKED.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 29, 2009 1:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thank you for the link to this
my mom e-mailed me asking if i’d heard about the “u of i scandal” but didn’t mention what is was
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
by U-God on May 29, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and up yours
i updated it yesterday
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
by U-God on May 29, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am shocked there is no mention of our President's ties to Mr. Rezko
on Page 1 of the article. Shocked!
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 29, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the trib's been through that pretty thoroughly, no?
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
by colintj on May 29, 2009 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never forget.
Like Auschwitz.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 29, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so 3% of undergrads admitted per year
are influenced beyond normal admissions procedures? any chance that’s actually above average?
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
by colintj on May 29, 2009 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just got this sweet e-mail about it
Dear Campus Community
I am writing you to respond to today’s story in the Chicago Tribune
regarding admissions policies at Illinois.
Let me state at the outset that I have full confidence in our Office of
Undergraduate Admissions and its professional and dedicated staff led by
Associate Provost Keith Marshall and Director Stacey Kostell. The
University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign has an admissions process based
on integrity and fairness, one that produces an incoming class that ranks
among the best academically in the nation. Our graduates go on to do great
work in the world and, in turn, they reward us through their support and
loyalty as Illinois alumni.
It is no secret that competition for admission at Illinois is stiff.
Thousands of people contact University administrators and others with ties
to the university every year in regard to the admissions process – 2,300
calls alone are received by the admissions office on the first decision
day. This year, the university received 26,000 applications for only about
7,000 seats in the incoming class. For the Class of 2013, the average ACT
score was 28 and the average high school class rank was in the 88th
percentile. We are proud of this tradition of academic quality.
As a land grant university we remain committed to be inclusive and
accessible in our pursuit of academic excellence. We seek to represent as
closely as we can the full demographic of the state. With that in mind, we
will continue to look at academic qualifications and other pertinent
information included in each application while asking whether we believe
the student will succeed at our university.
Admissions is not a science. However, we welcome the challenge the Tribune
story presents to make every possible effort to ensure the integrity our
admissions process.
But given our high retention rate and the many successes of our graduates,
we believe we mostly get it right.
Richard Herman
Chancellor
This mailing approved by:
The Office of the Chancellor
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
by U-God on May 29, 2009 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"We mostly get it right"
well, Q can mostly play in left field and hit, he just wouldnt have to run
Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.
by blackoutsox on May 29, 2009 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"we don't really give a shit about the Trib story and we're pretty sure you don't either"
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
by colintj on May 29, 2009 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"PS Some of you will have to pack this evening.
PF, I’m talking to you
Fondly,
Dick Herman"
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 29, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if he loses his job over this
i will be ecstatic
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
by U-God on May 29, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's just a big ol turd burglar
he is not a very well-liked man by the students
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
by U-God on May 31, 2009 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
By Mark Gonzales
KANSAS CITY, Mo. – White Sox slugger Carlos Quentin should return shortly after his stint on the 15-day disabled list ends June 10.
“I think that injury is not that bad,” Guillen said. “We cannot be playing short-handed for six to seven days.” Quentin is recovering from plantar fasciitis in his left foot.
Guillen added that pitcher Jose Contreras could be recalled to start one of the games in the June 8 doubleheader, but that a tougher decision awaits after he pitches.
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
by larry on May 29, 2009 7:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Truly is the redundant week. But whatthehell.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 29, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we like themes
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
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