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Time To Log Banny

Chicago White Sox at Kansas City Royals, May 29, 2009 7:10 PM CDT




Site Note: By the time you read this I'll be in the land of cheese and infuriating motorists. I'll most likely be without internet access and missing this series completely. Hopefully the other eds (or maybe even one of you proles) can pick up the slack.

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Mailing it in from Sheboygan.

This is what it has come to.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 6:32 PM CDT reply actions  

I like the brevity of this very much.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't worry, you'll get 'em next time

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 29, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

let's grind this bannister!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 29, 2009 6:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Center fielder Coco Crisp was out of the lineup for a second straight game on Friday night against the White Sox. Willie Bloomquist filled in as the center fielder and leadoff batter, taking both spots for the first time this year.

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 29, 2009 6:48 PM CDT reply actions  

don't laugh so fast

his ops is .776 this year and has 8 sb in 9 attempts. that better than what the sox have out there. (except dye)

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 29, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

if you have to explain it, its not good

(you didnt have to explain it, i got it)

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 29, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

royals, meet your fate

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 29, 2009 6:49 PM CDT reply actions  

one more time

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 29, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

How about a dead Royal?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 29, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

all the pictures of beheaded kings and queens are too blurry

and I wouldn’t have it any other way

the english really knew how to execute, beheadings, burnings, ect

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 29, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey why not (I cant resize)

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 29, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 29, 2009 6:52 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Why does that guy look like larry?

LOL. Rec’d.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 29, 2009 7:00 PM CDT reply actions  

pick up some slacks?
Hopefully the other eds (or maybe even one of you proles) can pick up the slack.

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 29, 2009 7:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Switzerland.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

never heard it called that before

you would normally talk about banks and cuckoo clocks

by hoodlight on May 29, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pulling your leg from your pelvis, ex-pat.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wisconsin, Mr. Thin-Skinned.

Ypu’d be perfect there. All white and pasty.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

seems a little testy for somebody logging in from holland, non?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 29, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd be pretty toasted by now if I were him.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just north of Rockford.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

east of the "land o' lakes"

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 29, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

America's Dairyland

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

"One of you proles"?

That’s why Jim’s place is so popular. He treats his reader with respect!

And “log Banny”? Is that a Gatorade joke or something?

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 7:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Wait. "Proles" = "hoi"?

Oh, NOW I’m pissed.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Proletariet.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

someone must not have read 1984

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 29, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

WU wouldnt

1984 = “winning ugly” sox

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 29, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

pretty sure that was 1983

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 29, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

whoops

never mind then

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 29, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Flail

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

1984 was just ugly.

no winning.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 29, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

my memory is not so good

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 29, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

TY, Private Obvious.

Fer Chrissakes, some of us actually have advanced degrees. (Step back, colin.)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 29, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now he's REALLY pissed!

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Flat footed swinging mother fucker.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions  

My first beer since the outing!!!

I needed a break after that entire trip home.
Beer, dogs, pizza, Dunkin.

by homesickalien on May 29, 2009 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

JD!!!!!!!!!

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 29, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

trade him

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

it can't come soon enough

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 29, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're and idiot

they don’t need to trade Dye. Plus where is your offense going to come from with out him? NOBODY BETTER REPLY BECKHAM!

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Beckham.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're and idiot?

that’s not even close to coherent

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 29, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh lord you god you dont pick up any sarcasm do u?

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's not sarcasm

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 29, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

been taking esp classes?

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not gonna let your blood feud foul this thread all night, guys.

Take it outside.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 29, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

you're an editor, you should be above this petty arguing.

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Beckham

THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS

by Hazymania on May 29, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

seriously though

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

solid

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 29, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dye.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 29, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

?

DoogievHowser?

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

JD

(doctor) John Dorian

Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT

by BoeJouma on May 29, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scrubs main character

named JD

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 29, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

i cant stand it

Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT

by BoeJouma on May 29, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions  

u-god?

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

im glad i get to see richard make a start.

i wonder how many more he will have after this.

Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT

by BoeJouma on May 29, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Many, though maybe not for the Sox.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

hes done pretty well

and as stoney was saying, hes stepped up that fastball.

Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT

by BoeJouma on May 29, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hope Richards enjoy his run

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Ugh

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 29, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

beckham would've had that

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on May 29, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Never heard of him either.

Maybe one of us should make a fanpost about him!

by homesickalien on May 29, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really believe the two of you will end up together.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm gonna have to see more pictures.

though the poor girl clearly wants to move back to the city of broad shoulders.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on May 29, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

She's a babe.

Loves the Sox. Probably looking too much to the Bright Lights of the City of Angels.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

and she travels with a bag full of vibrators!

Ive been waiting a week for the right time to use it, though I suspect she might not even remember making the comment.

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on May 29, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

It went something like this:

‘Oh yeah, larry has a brief case so he must be a lawyer. I travel with a bag of vibrators, that doesnt mean Im in porno!’

Im paraphrasing but it was gold, it was right after the game and you were clearly joking.

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on May 29, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

And you declared your unrequited love for larry.

Or was that the alcohol talking?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

she was probably talking to his wallet

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

ah yes

its easier to leave in anger than have a heart-felt good-bye.

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on May 29, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was just funnin'.

No one can get that drunk, excpt Mrs. larry and his Mom.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just shoot me.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

ROFL.

Calls Nancy Faust.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

yes yes and YES!

+5

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 29, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

good god, everything about this thread is win. rec's all around

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 29, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

go fuck yourself.

i excuse nothing. especially ignorance.

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on May 29, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

The butler did it.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

haha nice

Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT

by BoeJouma on May 29, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow...

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 29, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

atta boy josh!!

josh fields, a team player.

sucking some more so the faster he is gone, the more the team benefits!

Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT

by BoeJouma on May 29, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Where the hell is Nix?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

snopek woulda had it

Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT

by BoeJouma on May 29, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hulett would'a had ti.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

looks like clayton is throwing his fastball harder with two strikes

also Josh Fields should be shot into space.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 29, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions  

hahaha yes

he can’t field anything to his right side

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 29, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

more like
also Josh Fields should be shot into space

Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT

by BoeJouma on May 29, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

also Josh Fields should be shot into space in front of his children.

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on May 29, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

or any white sox supporter

Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT

by BoeJouma on May 29, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Beat me to it.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

those grounders from Cora really helping him out

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 29, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Hahaha

Imagine if he didn’t have that practice. lol

by Ahillock on May 29, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Konerko gets a hit

Bannister no-hits the rest of the team

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 29, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Um. JD?

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

home runs don't count as hits.

duh

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on May 29, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait 'till Field hits a granny tonight.

It’ll be Gordo who?

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Granny?

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 29, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

In the mout!

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 29, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kai

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

hear that? Josh hit some absolute bombs in batting practice today!

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 29, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

too early.

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on May 29, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know what to think now...

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 29, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

just think what i tell you to think.

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on May 29, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes Lord Larry

our Lawyer Overlord

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 29, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't think

just take Soma

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 29, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know

But he will make a lot of stupid mistakes to take away from the good he does.

by Ahillock on May 29, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

YOU'RE HURTING THE TEAM!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

gotcha, thanks for snaping me out of thatzz

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 29, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Horrible pitch by Bannister.

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by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

god this team sucks

/s/ SSS last sunday.

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by larry on May 29, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions  

In play, run(s)!

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 29, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions  

This is offensive.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions  

the one pitch Fields could rip and Bannister throws it

how do you not throw him a fastball away there? shitty scouting.

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by colintj on May 29, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions  

bannister is smarter than you.

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by larry on May 29, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

clearly.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 29, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

i likey

haha

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

K

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

nobody said nothing to you

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

O

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lawl double negative.

Engrish is hard.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 29, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

what's engrish?

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 29, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

KC is back to being, well, KC.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Pods distracting the hell out of Dye.

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by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL!

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 29, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

If it ain't OrCa, it's Pods.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

You don't call your visitor "prole", do you?

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Colin

is Bannister good, at all?

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 29, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions  

learn to fish:

check fangraphs.

check b-r for career splits.

anything pfx’y i do needs that for context anyway. and i haven’t checked pfx tonight.

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by colintj on May 29, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can't just answer the question?

he didn’t ask for a bukkake.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

colin gets all high and mighty when Cheat's in Wisc.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

he doesn't need me to answer that question

he’s watching the game and knows what fangraphs is. i haven’t any particular information beyond that on bannister other than what i’ve already posted. that’s in the SSS archives. so, again, he doesn’t need me to answer that question.

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by colintj on May 29, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well. If it isn't Miss Prissy tonight.

Been at the beach today?

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

colin doing a bad larry imitation tonight.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm just taking it one day at a time

and the good Lord willing, things will work out.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 29, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Josh?

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

that or "Meat"

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 29, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Spoken from experience, Jimmer?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

You bet.

Kauffman is a wonderful place.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember you waxing rhapsodic about KC/Kauffman.

I’d like to go there one day.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Funny, doesn't sound Christian.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Location, location, location.

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by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

WU woulda bought him dinner by now.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

what is b-r and pfx?

and ill look it up,
thanks

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 29, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

pfx = pitch f/x

the system that tracks pitches for mlb.

b-r is baseball-reference.com. they’re 1b to fangraphs’ 1a.

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by colintj on May 29, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

thank you

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 29, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't bother. The answer is "not so far tonight".

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not how I imagined my life ending...

Sigh.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Look at your sig, OPOS.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know what the sig says,OPOS. I was refering to "dad".

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know.

It all ends in flames for you.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

power bottom.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on May 29, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because I hugged you?

I was just checking for weapons.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

What way does he "dress", Chi?

;)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nighto

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 29, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

CR is lookin like he really wants to stay in the rotation

me likey

Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT

by BoeJouma on May 29, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Gob?

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 29, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone looking for a catcher?
SI_JonHeyman#white sox talking to #mets about catching, most likely ramon castro. that sound you hear is jerry manuel cheering

Link

by Option27 on May 29, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Not with our Cubans.

Not a good mix.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

BA fial

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 29, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

wth

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Getz erased the fail.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

With his own.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Picking up his mate.

Gotta love this team.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

They're all protecting themselves from Teh Beckham

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

i wish BA would take a bigger stride at the plate

and/or start with a wider stance.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 29, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions  

an inning of fial

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

was that a base running error?

or how would you site that out? it looked tough to read off the bunt from BAs view

Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT

by BoeJouma on May 29, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Herzog for those playing at home

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 29, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 29, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

that is one of my favorite episodes

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 29, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

was waitin for you to jump in on this

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 29, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was busy defending myself.

i know literally everything except who frank white is. and i got raked over the coals for it. jeez.

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by colintj on May 29, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's the man biggie smalls aspired to be the black version of

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 29, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Clayton's getting some good luck.

But keep letting them put the ball in play until you get in a jam, son.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

And the Phillies have runners on first and second with no outs

Good times!

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 29, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

One out

Feliz swings at everything.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 29, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

macdougal

infield single, strikeout, hit batter, removal.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 29, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL.

And you though Washington was fucked up before?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Frank White just said Richard threw a splitter.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Royals analyst.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

(Slaps head.)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 29, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, no,

Malcolm’s giving him the “thumbs up!”

Should have been more clear.

by Daniel Berlyn on May 29, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

But why?!

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 29, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm not getting it either

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 29, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

White youngsters?

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 29, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kind of a stretch, DB.

None of us are H. Rap Brown.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ill second it

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 29, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Take that, shift.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

PK senn his duty and he done it.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Seen

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sidney Ponson warming up

Is one of Dave Duncan’s kids around to throw at?

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions  

ouch

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Always liked Frank White.

(Or in Spanish, “Fransisco Blanco”.)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think he can be trusted.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're supposed to read answers.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

i did that.

but WU admonished me thereafter.

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by colintj on May 29, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Royals color man

Jim, I was similarly confused by that “split-finger” comment.

by CWSKeith on May 29, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you know who George Brett is?

Then you should know who Frank White is.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec'd. Big one.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

BOOM

Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT

by BoeJouma on May 29, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

He invented Gatorade dispensers.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice tie-in.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

mlb trade rumors

says the mets are trying to move ramon castro. haven’t heard anything about santos. what did you hear?

by Ryno on May 29, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wiz posted the Castro rumor 15-20 minutes ago.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

wasn't me!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 29, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

larry, then. Not sure who - my world has been shaken.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

nice

Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT

by BoeJouma on May 29, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

who the hell is that?

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

(Slaps head again.)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

well,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

never that

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mary, and Joseph.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

he is keeping third base warm for him

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 29, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

'by your command...'

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on May 29, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 29, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mr. Bloomquist, you sir, have been BAzzled.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

When Getz flips the balls like that

I feel funny inside.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Sidney doesn't look as fat as he used to.

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by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Depends on your perspective.

Tonight I think he is fantastic.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

see?

blackout didn’t even ask me to consider that. it was a loaded question.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 29, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

we grinded him!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 29, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Field HR coming.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Saving my esses for Richard.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your ess is gress.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

i love pods

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

FIRST TO THIRD MANIA!!!!!!

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

your posts are retarded but your name is funny

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey Kettle, youre black.

love,
Pot

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on May 29, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

June 6th

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on May 29, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's gonna be epic

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 29, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

?

something else I wasn’t invited to?

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

ahem..*clears throat*

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 29, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

alien vs predator

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

touche

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's a charming handle

I’m gonna change mine to pissmark3000

by hoodlight on May 29, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

i luuuuuuv a hit parade!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 29, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Reminds me of "89, WLS!"

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

uncle larry and little tommy?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 29, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Pods has really been the catalyst."

-Hawk

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on May 29, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

shades of 05

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Catalysts create nothing nor subtract anything.

They just cause a reaction. My first ex-wife called me that the day of our divorce.

Yes, I’ve told it before, but I love that.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Che goes oppo again. Nice.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on May 29, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Birmingham Barons' twitter isn't that useful.
The Dirtiest Car In The Lot contest always gives some much needed washes to vehicles in the parking lot.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Unless you have a filthy car in B-ham.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Free pizza from Little Ceasars Pizza is making the fans scream!
The kids are doing great in the life saver toss down on the field.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

It makes me wish I was there.

mission accomplished!

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on May 29, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aw, you jus' know them kids is runnin' around with sparklers.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

"No, Dayan, don't eat the sparkler!"

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Ees like jalapeno!"

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

a dirty punto

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 29, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Looking at Bannisters #s before the game

I knew that a major correction was coming, I just wasnt sure if it would be tonight.

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on May 29, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Non Sox' scores around the division.

Twins losing 4 – 1 in the 7th.

Tigers losing 7 – 2 in the 9th.

Indians losing 3 – 0 in the 3rd.

Royals losing 8 – 0 in the 6th.

"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08

by ballyb on May 29, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

TY for those, especially the Royals.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

10 second delay.

"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08

by ballyb on May 29, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

beautiful

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

1/2 wat to 20.

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on May 29, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

wat=way

beer=good

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on May 29, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

drunk already?

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

"wat" = "twat"? WTF?

;)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good job.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Im not so sure about that.

Half a twat?
Is it the top half? bottom half? one of the sides?
these are important details.

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on May 29, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's all good.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good time to stretch the third base coach out, too.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

ok, now save them for tomorrow

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 29, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Old wive's tale.

Smoke ’em if you got ’em.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your Mom is fine.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pretty fucking good.

Better than fucking no one at all, Padre.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

i know what prenatal means.

pre – before
natal – ruined

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 29, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep, some guys have difficulty after the birth of their child.

They are called neurotic. I’m happy. Maybe someday you will be, too.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

'twere a 30 Rock quote

i’m just fuckin’ around

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 29, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me, too.

I don’t think you’ll ever be happy.

;)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

One word:

Prosthetic device.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Somebody's getting plunked now.

Sending a guy home with a 10 run lead?

by Shakey on May 29, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

I thought that was Ponson's purpose

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Enter pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS

by Hazymania on May 29, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

moar runz?

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Would love some mashed taters.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes!

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 29, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

what's gotten into our team?

It’s like im watching the cubs when they were good…

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on May 29, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

farny!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 29, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Hell yeah.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

My dear AJ

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Before I say anything else...

this is my first time posting on here, anything I should be aware of?

A good friend of mine used to say, "This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains." Think about that for a while.

by Flyer on May 29, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Have you been lurking for awhile?

If so, you know all you need to know. Jump right in.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

found it

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 29, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

hah

good luck buddy.

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on May 29, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on May 29, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's a good time to start.

if they were losing….

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on May 29, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

that is not true at all

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah dude you are smart!!!

also my personal stat guru!

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Got it thanks

A good friend of mine used to say, "This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains." Think about that for a while.

by Flyer on May 29, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

also, dont let anyone else on here take your picture

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on May 29, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

you tell him Liney

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 29, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Im pretty sure hazymania also had a goatee

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on May 29, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bearded my friend.

THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS

by Hazymania on May 29, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Paulie.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is very true.

wow, that was prob taken exactly one week ago to the second

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on May 29, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

dont fuck with larry or WTGTD

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

shit, i think the memo for that latter part didn't get circulated

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 29, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

boo

not the original

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on May 29, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

?

whats the original?

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on May 29, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

shouldn't have a beak

saarloc’s(sp, thank god) don’t have beaks.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on May 29, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Konerkos do though

Look at the nose on that guy!

THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS

by Hazymania on May 29, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mercy!!

THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS

by Hazymania on May 29, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

farnsworth =/= gobble

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on May 29, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

How was the game experience?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

shocking. pretty much everybody stayed through the 8th inning

pretty cool, though. we got in as gavin was finishing his warmup. didn’t realize who some of the coaches (plus broadway and gobble) were by face recognition at first. you could tell when bobby stood up by the sweat stain ring on his hat, though. $20 per on stubhub for first row right on the aisle, can’t beat that.

i’ll put up a FS when i make a flickr photoset of mine and my buddy’s pictures.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 29, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

$20?

You lucky bastard. Use that recessionary environment to your advantage.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh cool.

at least he controlled when that one left the park.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on May 29, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

well played

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on May 29, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hillman.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kinda like last year

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 29, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure there were any wheels to begin with

A good friend of mine used to say, "This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains." Think about that for a while.

by Flyer on May 29, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

AJ = World's Smartest Baserunner!

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

yes

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

a cunning lad

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 29, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

C'mon, Clayton.

His offense spots him a big lead, and he gives it riiiiiight back.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

nine runs =/= a big lead

THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS

by Hazymania on May 29, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

This game is taking forever.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

patience

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

So I'm pretty hungry.

Suggestions?

THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS

by Hazymania on May 29, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Chiburb says to get a rod and reel.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes but I'm sure he's in bed by now.

Long day of prune juice, 3 PM dinners, and other geriatric stereotypes

THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS

by Hazymania on May 29, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

eat sum fud, duh.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on May 29, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Brilliant!

Why didn’t I think of that!?!?

THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS

by Hazymania on May 29, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Report: White Sox talk to Mets about Castro
The White Sox and Mets are reportedly discussing a deal involving backup catcher Ramon Castro.

Castro would be a clear upgrade over Corky Miller for the White Sox, and it’s believed the Mets wouldn’t ask for much in return if someone was willing to take on the approx. $1.7 million that Castro has left on his deal. The Mets believe they’re best off with Brian Schneider and Omir Santos behind the plate. May. 29 – 9:30 pm et
Source: SI.com

what’s wrong with corky?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 29, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Cancer bat.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

And who would we trade to them?

I don’t want my AL team sending anybody good to my NL team’s arch-enemy.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 29, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Beckham?

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
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by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am done with internet rumors

and speculation. If it doesn’t make sense, Kenny won’t do it.

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

this makes no sense.

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by thecip on May 29, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

lost?

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

The beer is strong with this one.

THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS

by Hazymania on May 29, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember my first beer.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

mine was a week ago according to you guys

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 29, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah a week ago today...

the game was already over

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by Hazymania on May 29, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats hilarious.

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on May 29, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nancy Faust appreciates the misguided attention.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

so what changes are you making to your blog?

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on May 29, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

None! Eff 'em!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's having a kid.

And some wacky new neighbors are moving in.

One of them may be played by Ted McGinley.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Any of them gay?

‘Cause that’s hysterical.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

If it's set in an apartment in the city, yes.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

that sounds good.

but I still probably wont read it.

kidding.

I didn’t like this format when SB nation made the switch but its definitely more user friendly now.
That’s about the only area I’d try to improve yours.
Your content is solid.
Too solid, you cover all the bases.
With Cheat the slacker, there are all sorts of stuff we can still talk about over here that he doesnt get to. lol

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on May 29, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know if I can do threaded comments

But it’s not like there are too many to keep track of.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I smell a juggernaut here, Jim.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

well played, sir.

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on May 29, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh, to kill as may series as he did...

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by thecip on May 29, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

more /blink tag, dammit.

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by thecip on May 29, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/5/26/888865/nancy-faust-a-true-sox-treasure

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 29, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
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by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Opposite field is in tonight.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

It's getting kinda crowded in here.

THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS

by Hazymania on May 29, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

really?

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS

by Hazymania on May 29, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

so many singles.

do you remember just how many singles there were?

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 29, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

more than last year

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
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by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Update.

Twins losing 4 – 3 in the 8th.

Tigers lose 7 – 2.

Indians losing 3 – 0 in the 6th.

Royals losing 11 – 2 in the 8th.

"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08

by ballyb on May 29, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions  

10 second delay.

"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08

by ballyb on May 29, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

perfect

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by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

All those teams are lackluster, good sir!

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by thecip on May 29, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

so how long before BP labels us an "offensive juggernaut"?

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
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by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

probably not until we get past league average in runs scored

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 29, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

juggernaut is one of my favorite words

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by thecip on May 29, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

likewise

its like a perfect combination of jugs and astronaut!

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

hell yeah.

thats what I’d call the first strip club…ON THE MOON!!!

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by thecip on May 29, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Our strippers weigh less."

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 29, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

like what, 3/4ths less.

’we’ll make your ARMSTRONG.’

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by thecip on May 29, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

rofl!!!

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS

by Hazymania on May 29, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

revisit:

UNOFFICIAL GORDON BECKHAM FAN PAGE

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by thecip on May 29, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

too much time on your hands

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

that took all of 20 minutes

are you saying you don’t have 20 minutes for Beckham?

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by thecip on May 29, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

well....................

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

the problem is I have ONLY 20 mintues for him

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by thecip on May 29, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

take me 30 and i have to think of Q! from last year

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by thecip on May 29, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

20 minutes, thats all

dag i should refrain from you then

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

dag?

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by Hazymania on May 29, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

what can I say? I'm still hungry

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by Hazymania on May 29, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

greedy, get me one too

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Im sure hes devastated.

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on May 29, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

i doubt it

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

what drew you to the cip?

it was the floating hearts on his picture, right?

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on May 29, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what did it for me.

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by Hazymania on May 29, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think it was his mouth

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

i have no clue.

was it the patron?

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

blame it on the a a a a a a alcohol

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by Hazymania on May 29, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

lmao

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

and to think what i looked like

before the plastic surgery!

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by thecip on May 29, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

at least I'm witty

which is more than I can say for most of this thread!

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by thecip on May 29, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

You've said enough.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I resemble that remark!

THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS

by Hazymania on May 29, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

aww

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

i get it

one of the few posters who shares the same sense of humor

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

you installed that quicktime virus on your computer???

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's just an EMBED tag

don’t listen to him!

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by thecip on May 29, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

bookmarked

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

balk

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

if only that turkey killed him

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

or bite his dick off

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
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by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

or got him more coke like 20 years ago

enough to OD

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by thecip on May 29, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

that would have been funny

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

we should maybe have gone with a new thread

about 200 comments ago.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 29, 2009 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

It's a shame no one here can do that for us.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha.

you’re all gonna suffer.

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by thecip on May 29, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's the royal we

i was admitting fault.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 29, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

No biggie - just do the recap and we're golden.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am almost done thread bombing

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
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by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

that is scary

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by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

the old sayin goes...

a picture says a thousand words

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
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by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

i know one:

i won’t say it

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by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

?

you cant do that to me!

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
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by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

why not

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by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

because its not nice.

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

i can't say it on here

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by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

anything goes on SSS!

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
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by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

not when you can get banned

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by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

email it to me

matt0313@comcast.net

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by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

make it quick too

im about to head to the tavern

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Love is in the air!

THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS

by Hazymania on May 29, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

not at all

I just hate when people are about to say something then dont!

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

well...

then

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

feel free to email me too hazy

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

that would have been funny

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

wrong place

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

its ok

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

game ova

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions  

good deal.

go sox.

“whatcha gonna do when the sox offense goes wild on you???”

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on May 29, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Expect a shutout tomorrow?

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 29, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who is going for us?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

MB v gil meche

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on May 29, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on May 29, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meche has sucked as of late,

I’ll go with our ace.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 29, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

colon?

I KID I KID!!!

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on May 29, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

please keep it that way

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

buehrle

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

this thread should be put into a closet!

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on May 29, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

=X

and saved for a rainy day or another Q! injury…

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think its pretty clear this thread has come out of the closet

and commands the world to see it

Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT

by BoeJouma on May 29, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

already?

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

link =

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

link

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

copy cat

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

so what

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

does he have a good arm?

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Final update before beddie bye.

Twins lose 5 – 3.

Tigers lose 7 – 2.

Indians losing 3 – 1 in the 8th.

Royals lose 11 – 2.

"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08

by ballyb on May 29, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

great game tonight!

good thing we didn’t trade for Peavy!

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 29, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Bye

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on May 29, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Came close to pulling the "cloak" trigger a few times,

but no one flagged anything. WTGTD probably needs a talking-to re: appropriateness from CHINA!.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 30, 2009 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

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