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dont know about this team.

but i know I’m gonna see that new star trek movie.

NERD PRIDE

thecip is now dead inside.

by thecip on May 3, 2009 11:14 PM CDT reply actions  

I got my tickets to the thursday Imax son!

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 3, 2009 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

FUCK TEXAS!

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 3, 2009 11:19 PM CDT reply actions  

thats some serious speed

2nd off, I have not lived in bolingbrook for years.

by Illini0509 on May 3, 2009 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dont forget Getz.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 3, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dont hold the fact that he can hit against him.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 3, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

they should have won, not lost.

it’s like they didn’t understand the object of the game tonight.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on May 4, 2009 12:16 AM CDT reply actions  

cox has been costing the sox runs

the last 2 weeks. I didn’t notice him much last year.. but after got a guy thrown out at the plate this year he is being super conservative. the guy has to be AT third and the ball has to be at the wall for him to send the runner…. and it isn’t Thome, AJ, Konerko running all the time. The last two nights were Alexei and Fields. I know i wrote this already… but i don’t care it is bugging me!

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on May 4, 2009 7:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

I agree with this

Make the defense make a throw and a play at the plate and if the throw is there, run the catcher down. This conservative style of baserunning is getting very frustrating to watch.

BM: 'Oh, we've ruined millions of lives. They're just being babies about it." 8-Bit Theater

by Hazymania on May 4, 2009 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

It isn't like they don't know that we are having problems getting a hit with RISP

you gotta take your opportunities. I am not saying to send Konerko on a base hit to left… but come on… you gotta use the little speed you have!

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on May 4, 2009 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

or some shit like josh fields and carlos quentin.

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on May 4, 2009 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

If only Cox had read that Hoodie had endorsed Fields for the day,

The reverse Shaftr curse being in full effect and all.

BM: 'Oh, we've ruined millions of lives. They're just being babies about it." 8-Bit Theater

by Hazymania on May 4, 2009 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

stanchar?

Who TF is shaftr?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 4, 2009 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shatner

“How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It’s simple. I drink the blood of young runaways.” —-Sir William Shatner

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 4, 2009 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ford

“People ask me if I’m as nice as I am in the movies. I say hey, ‘what if life is a movie?’ While they’re thinking about that I yell ‘cut’ and then I run away.” Harrison Ford

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 4, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Arbuckle

“OK, where’s my Coke bottle? Oh, wait, never mind.”

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 4, 2009 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

oops, you're right

mi mal

BM: 'Oh, we've ruined millions of lives. They're just being babies about it." 8-Bit Theater

by Hazymania on May 4, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

the night where they didn't score fields with two outs

lillibridge came up and struck out to end the inning.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on May 4, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meh

I actually like Kinsler.

Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?

by UribeAuction on May 4, 2009 12:30 AM CDT reply actions  

Me too

But I saw him play.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 4, 2009 1:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed the discussion of the Sox having too many home-run, 'all-or-nothing' types in the lineup

on the same night that the Sox trot out a lineup with Podsednik, Lillibridge, Miller and Nix.

Also, I didn’t think it possible to dislike Steve Phillips any more but by putting him in the booth, ESPN has done just that. Gotta tip your cap to ’em on that one…

by CWSKeith on May 4, 2009 7:16 AM CDT reply actions  

Yea, I was listening to the broadcast at the beginning...

I heard Philips and Jon and was like, “sweet, at least Joe Morgan won’t be here”. And then Joe Morgan spoke. And then Kinsler hit a HR.

I went and did other stuff after about the 5th, no use watching such a shitty lineup get dominated by yet another mediocre pitcher.

Serious flashbacks to 2007 right now. Injuries are mounting and there is little if any depth.

by madvillian on May 4, 2009 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Time to...

PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, our depth is slightly better than 2007. Look at our Charlotte lineup, fer Chrissakes. KILLER! And if we have to rush the AA kids to salvage a mediocre season, well, we can do that, too. (Let that probable failure be on your head, though.)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 4, 2009 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

12-12, 6-6 both home and away.

Parity. Sorry I’ll be missing it most of this week – going to Phoenix for 3 days. If there is a team less fun to watch lately I’d like to know who is more meh.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 4, 2009 8:32 AM CDT reply actions  

"meh" is a good way to describe this team

Not very good (denying us the thrill of expecting victory), not very bad (denying us the opportunity to let out our inner SSHes), just… meh.

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on May 4, 2009 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

vincente:

HSA wants to know if you are on FB – up to you to tell all. I am not violating your confidence.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 4, 2009 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

You suck at communicating. :P

I was merely asking if “this guy” = vince.
I know he’s already there because the two of you have discussed it previously.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

All above board. I'm direct.

How is that sucky? Nothing nefarious here.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 4, 2009 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, that's cool

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on May 4, 2009 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate Joe Morgan so fucking much. And ESPN.

The pitiful loss last night was only accentuated by the insufferable broadcast.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 9:25 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

seconded

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on May 4, 2009 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

holy shit

steve phillips is annoying. i like joe morgan because he has no clue what dips or var is. takes me back to the days when i thought bill madlock was a good hitter.

by Hatchetm on May 4, 2009 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

I especially enjoyed Morgan's 15-minute knob-slobbing of Betemit. Of course, just to "prove him right," Betemit actually does something other than fuck up in the field (though he did that too!).

Another highlight: Joe Morgan takes credit for telling Rickey Henderson to start hitting homers, start swinging at the first pitch…at which point one of the other d-bags in the booth basically told him to shut the fuck up – by pointing out that his OBP went down when he began swinging for the fences.

Far too many classic moments to recall…I was drunk on Fat Tire and homemade meatloaf.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

MA!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 4, 2009 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

yea that Morgan taking credit for Rickey becoming a HR hitter story was hilarous

Then Jon Morgan was like, “he I looked up his stats and his OBP plummeted” and Joe Morgan was silent. Great times, great times.

by madvillian on May 4, 2009 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kinsler blows.

And Ian is not a baseball name.Go play tennis,Ian.

"Ain't never ever gonna quit,
Cuz quittin' just ain't my stick."

by oahu420 on May 4, 2009 9:34 AM CDT reply actions  

strangely, only 4 people named Ian haved played in the bigs

and all 4 were in the past couple years

http://www.baseball-reference.com/pl/player_search.cgi?search=ian

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 4, 2009 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Don't worry everyone -- Daryle Ward's here
According to Bobbie Dittmeier of MLB.com, the White Sox signed first baseman/outfielder Daryle Ward and assigned him to Triple A Charlotte. In fact, Ward already homered for the team yesterday. He had been playing in the Atlantic League after the Reds let him go.

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/05/white-sox-sign-daryle-ward.html

by billyok on May 4, 2009 10:42 AM CDT reply actions  

i'd like you to meet my first baseman daryle

and my other first baseman daryle

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on May 4, 2009 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

larry's already covered, I guess.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 4, 2009 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

But we've already got a D-Wizzle on the team!

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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

there can be only one!

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on May 4, 2009 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

I posted it this weekend during a gamethread,

but I bet it got lost. Yes, Q as a hunchback is entertaining.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 4, 2009 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Is he describing Q! or Gollum?
He is a ball of awkward energy, a hunchback of a man in the batter’s box. He’s part Hulk, and his body language suggests that you shouldn’t talk to him, bother him or disturb him while he’s preparing for his job. It’s not that White Sox left fielder Carlos Quentin doesn’t like you; it’s just that he doesn’t have time for you. You are a fan, the media, or anything else that is not a seamed white ball. That white ball is all that matters to him. It’s what he obsesses over; it’s what he covets; it’s what drives him and preoccupies him all of the time.

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on May 4, 2009 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Can't see us winning tonight - not with Greinke pitching for Kansas

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on May 4, 2009 11:54 AM CDT reply actions  

The Sox do well against tough pitchers

It’s the guys with the 10+ ERA that give them fits.

"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)

by tailgater on May 4, 2009 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

he's has 3 runs scored off him in 36 innings pitched

very slim chance i’d say

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on May 4, 2009 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

And after today, he'll have 9 runs in 41 innings pitched.

Optimism, hoodie.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

thank you for giving us a chance now

"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian

by blackoutsox on May 4, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's English.

You lose America, India, and the Falklands and you’d eventually roll over, too.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 4, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't forget Rhodesia!

BM: 'Oh, we've ruined millions of lives. They're just being babies about it." 8-Bit Theater

by Hazymania on May 4, 2009 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

we've still got the Falklands

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on May 4, 2009 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not for long.

Everything that was Thatcher is being repudiated. Adios, Falklands.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 4, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

So go get pissed instead of watching.

With an attitude like that we’d all be speaking German if it wasn’t for a generation that was made of sterner stuff (including your boy Winnie)..

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 4, 2009 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not bothered about last nights loss

fucking Texas – I remember last season we lost a game there 13 – 12 or something like that, you think, ’ that must have been a good game ’ it wasn’t it was bog awful. Fuck em – it was horrible from the start, and we have all these injuries and stuff, so it’s not easy. and the coverage was painful, I’d rather have an infected root canal than listen to that lot again.

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on May 4, 2009 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Every time they showed Nolan Ryan, I couldn't help but be reminded of...

"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)

by tailgater on May 4, 2009 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

TITTY TWISTER IMMUNITY

you know what – that’s what we do here. we wish cancers. so you can either join in or leave.

by ab03 on May 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs

by dr. lingerie on May 4, 2009 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Indeed

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty (including hitting Greinke).

- Winston Churchill

"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)

by tailgater on May 4, 2009 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had no idea they fielded split squads during the regular season...interesting.

Sit all the lefties. That worked out well…yeesh.

Did someone cut Q!’s hair or something? However, I did enjoy the close-up of him screaming FU**! into his helmet when he flew out with the bases juiced.

And…Joe Morgan is a douche…that is all…thank you.

"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)

by tailgater on May 4, 2009 11:57 AM CDT reply actions  

The Hunt For Gollum
The Hunt For Gollum is a 40 minute fan film, inspired by the appendicies of JRR Tolkein’s classic trilogy, ‘The Lord of the Rings’

the 2 trailers are here: http://thehuntforgollum.s3.amazonaws.com/trailers.htm

play the entirething: http://www.thehuntforgollum.com/

download: http://www.google.com/search?q=%22The+hunt+for+gollum%22+torrent

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 4, 2009 12:04 PM CDT reply actions  

don't like all that stuff

gnomes and warlocks load of bollocks if you ask me.

I did, however, see a UFO above Kirkstall Abbey last night, very strange, like an orange flaming rugby ball, I thought it was the Police helicopter but no sound came from it, and then it swept down towards Armley and into the distance.

My mate Dave in the pub reckons that there are some ancient artefacts buried in the Abbey grounds that Aliens come looking for every now and again – I laughed at him.

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on May 4, 2009 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

they make excellent scrum halves

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 4, 2009 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don't know

but it seemed right

should have just gone with hookers

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 4, 2009 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

The G-D*mn Nazi's are attacking again!

Get in a bunker, pronto! Load the cannons…sound the sirens….ooooohhhh we’re bloody f*cked.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 4, 2009 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

NERD ALERT!

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

double alert

today is ‘May the 4th be with you’ day

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_Day

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 4, 2009 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

there sure is

if you find it, let me know!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 4, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

i love the example it gives
John Doe: Happy Star Wars Day!
Jane Doe: What?
John Doe: May the 4th be with you!
Jane Doe: You’re sleeping alone tonight

"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG

by U-God on May 4, 2009 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL for splitting the word.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 4, 2009 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Guess the pitcher Big Frank refers to
Meanwhile, across the hall, in the White Sox clubhouse, Frank Thomas was asked about that slider. He shook his head and offered the most respectful words a baseball player can offer:

"Tip your cap," he said. "Sometimes, all you can do is tip your cap."

http://bit.ly/ZlTlX [joeposnanski.com]

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 4, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Still without internet

They say Wednesday — I say I’m not paying my bill this month.

Anyway, blogging will be EXTREMELY light for the Royals series. I’ll get a gamethread scheduled, and then it’s up to you

by The Cheat on May 4, 2009 1:26 PM CDT reply actions  

You tell those fucks at the league office that I had to go to whitesox.com to get a score for Saturday's game.

Fucking busch league psyche-out shit….laughable, man!
HA!

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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only 7 days?

Sounds like she isn’t taking this seriously at all

by billyok on May 4, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm not sure about a real plague-like threat, but I was lucky enough to observe the masses during a "real" fire alarm about a month ago...

Trying to evacuate thousands of people from the building, using only a couple of stairwells, it is safe to say that most of us would be fucked right up the ass should a real fire occur.

I was stopped in the stairwell behind (I counted) FIVE separate people within my view, who were too busy TEXTING to put one foot in front of the other. I watched as they dragged ass down the stairs, sometimes stopping even, to get that ever-important text sent.

I swear, if I had smelled smoke, I would have had absolutely no problem elbowing my way past these dillholes. And if I happened to be armed with a blade at the time, I would have stabbed them repeatedly just to make sure they didn’t make it out alive.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

back when avian flu was all the rage

my executive team had a meeting about it that included discussion of what to do if someone died of bird flu at his desk. it was proposed that we should form a body removal team. of course they would need hazmat suits and we’d have to have a supply of body bags in the storeroom.

i’m not making this up.

by Ryno on May 4, 2009 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

"have to have"

you’re telling me your company doesn’t currently have a supply of body bags? that’s so 1990s.

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by larry on May 4, 2009 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

You work in a law office.

You use body bags at least 2-3 times a week.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 4, 2009 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

And that's just his professional life!

(I hear he prefers good ol’ fashioned Hefty for his personal person disposal).

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

and that doesn't count the hookers

who are obviously rolled up in the carpet they died on and put on the street for pickup

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 4, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

That rug really tied the room together, did it not?

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cheat's lack of Internet - hmmmm. What could be the cause? Hmmmmm...

Could it be… LARRY?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 4, 2009 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

larry's chewing cheat's cables?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 4, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is so last year.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 4, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

"this is so..." is so two years ago.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 4, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

“I’m really more worried about how I’m doing than how McCarthy is doing. I know he’s had some health problems, so I wish him the best, and hopefully, he can stay healthy.”

—White Sox lefty John Danks, on the pitcher he was traded for, Brandon McCarthy of the Texas Rangers. (Drew Davison, Fort-Worth Star Telegram)

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=8821

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 4, 2009 1:42 PM CDT reply actions  

i wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

and a six four impala

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on May 4, 2009 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

What about the girl and if you did, you would call her?

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

i heard this song on the radio this weekend

it was awesome

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on May 4, 2009 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wish I had a rabbi with a hat.

I don’t know why.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 4, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

My brother-in-law could use one, too.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 5, 2009 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Another reason to hate ESPN

They should mind their own friggin business. F*ck Phillips and Morgan can take a flip out of the booth as well.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 4, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

Seems like the cameras ALWAYS catch the players doing stuff like that. Picking their noses, spitting, adjusting themselves, and my personal “favorite”, the “press one nostril closed and blow snot out of the other onto the ground” move. Yuck.

"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09

R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 4, 2009 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I prefer the pirate flag.

White is so pre-Obama.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 4, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

never too early.

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on May 4, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I forgot how hairy your arms are.

Like Robin Williams’. ;)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 4, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow larry...what does your back look like?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 4, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah. i'm well known to be on the ledge.

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by larry on May 4, 2009 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was surprised this is a shot of Toronto.

It looks different than I remember.

You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09

by rhythm on May 4, 2009 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

probably because that's a picture from the future.

namely, in a couple weeks when, after another dome fiasco, sox fans by the hundreds begin to fling themselves from whatever tall buildings are available.

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by larry on May 4, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

makes sense to me now

thanks for the clarification, OTLPOS!

(On The Ledge Piece Of Shit, if you didn’t already figure that out)

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by rhythm on May 4, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think that would be wise

As “meh” as the White Sox are, the rest of the division is in a contest to see who can out-“meh” the other. While we may be shooting to be the San Diego Padres of the AL Central, playoffs are still better than no playoffs.

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on May 4, 2009 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not only that, who the hell are they going to trade?

Who wants to take the productive old timers, if they indeed were to accept a trade, because of their contracts and probable redundancy?

Otherwise, it’s a bunch of young players (both in the majors and minors) that are going to be part of the core of the next championship team and a bunch of unproductive spare parts and Massets. Other teams have enough unproductive spare parts and Massets, so what the hell are the Sox going to get back for them? My guess is absolutely no one of value to the team.

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by rhythm on May 4, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

bartolo colon. jenks. dotel.

pierzynski, maybe. those are the potentially attractive flaggables that the sox might entertain.

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by larry on May 4, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dye?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 4, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

steep price.

just like the rest. obviously we’ll know more about the market later but seems like there would be cheaper options out there. a few teams will be able to take on large salary. but not many.

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by larry on May 4, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, good point about the market.

Well, lets hope we’re buyers and not sellers….Halladay would be nice.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 4, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

or holliday

because he looks like ron kittle.

by Hatchetm on May 4, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good point

I was lazy and didn’t analyze the roster, but those three are legit.

I can’t think of any teams that would trade for AJ, but I haven’t analyzed the catching win shares around the league.

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by rhythm on May 4, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

another good point

Many have said it before, but I appreciate your reasoned analysis and minor league updates.

You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09

by rhythm on May 4, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHITE SOX

Getz 2b

Nix 3b

Quentin lf

Thome dh

Konerko 1b

Pierzynski c

Ramirez ss

Podsednik rf

Lillibridge cf

Colon p

KANSAS CITY

Crisp cf

DeJesus lf

Teahen 3b

Guillen rf

Butler 1b

Jacobs dh

Callaspo 2b

Olivo c

Aviles ss

Greinke p

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by larry on May 4, 2009 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Well. Better than yesterday!

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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm amused that betemit is now apparently soley a backup 1B.

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by larry on May 4, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that is odd. Why not have him man 3B?

The Pods/Lillibridge CF/RF is like a black hole…konerko could leg out a triple on those arms.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 4, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

WhereTriplesGoToPlayAGameOfRisk

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

lot of dumb comments flying around about our players especially when we have so many guys hurt and its this early in the season. pods has a weak arm but lillibridge actually has a plus arm

by kizzomynizzo on May 4, 2009 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

plus arm in CF?

Where are you getting this?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 4, 2009 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

he has a plus arm on the infield.

usually translates to something more than pods in the outfield.

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by larry on May 4, 2009 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

But does he have a hot wife?

Wait, nevermind, I forgot, he is 12.

Does he have a hot mom?

If he plays well, does Ozzie take him to Dairy Queen after the game?

"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)

by tailgater on May 4, 2009 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alright, if you guys say so...I am mistaken.

But how is he rated as a CF’er? I know that isn’t what I originally said…but just wondering. I can’t find any data on that…

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 4, 2009 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

probably because he just started playing there last week.

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by larry on May 4, 2009 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

No Minor League Data?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 4, 2009 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

hes played in college but not in minor leagues

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MadVillian

by blackoutsox on May 4, 2009 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 4, 2009 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have followed him a little through the minors because he was a solid prospect with the pirates and braves. I remember reading about him having a plus major league arm while he was in the minors. he hasnt played CF since his first year in college than he moved back to shortstop. He is just an athlete so ozzie puts him out in center because thats pretty much what you need out there

by kizzomynizzo on May 4, 2009 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is his Dad, right?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 4, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why not just have him DH? I personally don't care to see him in the field at all. Unless he wants to do one of them ATM races at an inning break or something.

What amuses you personally, larry? I’m not being smart, I’m really asking…

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Watching horses get euthanized after the KY Derby, I think.

Or car crashes.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 4, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

why he exists on the roster if his purpose is to backup konerko.

you don’t usually DH weak hitters. nor does one usually put at 1B weak hitters.

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by larry on May 4, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gotcha. I'd obviously prefer to have Thome/Paulie in the lineup every day, but Betemit's not a terrible bat replacement and the fact that he switch-hits makes him more appealing at the plate.

That, and what I’ve seen so far from him on defense…1B, 3B…not impressed. DH when the real players need a rest…PH when needed….

But I guess when you’ve got a team full of mediocre utility players….you pick your poison.

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Flowers could probably fill the DH role now.

If only he was even a passable catcher. Hopefully Allen’s progression continues so perhaps we can see him by year-end.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 4, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, at least it's only on Saturday's, I suppose. ;P heh heh

Not part of an argument either way, just playing around on BR –
PK is killing as DH so far: .353/.389/.647/1.036 –
Betemit’s line while subbing for him at 1B: 267/.313/.467; when he plays 3B: .444/.444/.667.

Small sample size, bien sur, he’s only played 2 games at 3B…but we like small sample sizes, right? :)

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I dig your use of numerology.

Rec’d. You are stretching. Looks good on you.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 4, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Amused that Nix would start at 3B instead of Betemit?

Sorry..I’ll let you respond…

I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.

by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

My Left Ear.

Does he not look retarded, or twisted by cerebral palsy?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on May 4, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

1984?

i think i got it

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MadVillian

by blackoutsox on May 4, 2009 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

new post, hosers

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 4, 2009 5:12 PM CDT reply actions  

its awsome

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by blackoutsox on May 4, 2009 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

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