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dont know about this team.
but i know I’m gonna see that new star trek movie.
NERD PRIDE
thecip is now dead inside.
I got my tickets to the thursday Imax son!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 3, 2009 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
dye and fields both out of monday's game; nix to start at third.
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FUCK TEXAS!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 3, 2009 11:19 PM CDT reply actions
I look forward to seeing Greinke vs Pods, Bridge, Alexei, and Nix
At least there’s some athleticism in the lineup now.
Dont forget Getz.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 3, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Dont hold the fact that he can hit against him.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 3, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
i miss the all or nothing offense.
at least it was something.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on May 4, 2009 7:26 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
they should have won, not lost.
it’s like they didn’t understand the object of the game tonight.
Cashing checks and having sex.
cox has been costing the sox runs
the last 2 weeks. I didn’t notice him much last year.. but after got a guy thrown out at the plate this year he is being super conservative. the guy has to be AT third and the ball has to be at the wall for him to send the runner…. and it isn’t Thome, AJ, Konerko running all the time. The last two nights were Alexei and Fields. I know i wrote this already… but i don’t care it is bugging me!
Kenwo4life=ratings
I agree with this
Make the defense make a throw and a play at the plate and if the throw is there, run the catcher down. This conservative style of baserunning is getting very frustrating to watch.
BM: 'Oh, we've ruined millions of lives. They're just being babies about it." 8-Bit Theater
It isn't like they don't know that we are having problems getting a hit with RISP
you gotta take your opportunities. I am not saying to send Konerko on a base hit to left… but come on… you gotta use the little speed you have!
Kenwo4life=ratings
The worst part about it was I think Lillibridge was up next or some shit like that...
by ThisIsJustBanter on May 4, 2009 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions
or some shit like josh fields and carlos quentin.
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If only Cox had read that Hoodie had endorsed Fields for the day,
The reverse Shaftr curse being in full effect and all.
BM: 'Oh, we've ruined millions of lives. They're just being babies about it." 8-Bit Theater
Shatner
“How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It’s simple. I drink the blood of young runaways.” —-Sir William Shatner
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 4, 2009 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Ford
“People ask me if I’m as nice as I am in the movies. I say hey, ‘what if life is a movie?’ While they’re thinking about that I yell ‘cut’ and then I run away.” Harrison Ford
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
Arbuckle
“OK, where’s my Coke bottle? Oh, wait, never mind.”
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
oops, you're right
mi mal
BM: 'Oh, we've ruined millions of lives. They're just being babies about it." 8-Bit Theater
the night where they didn't score fields with two outs
lillibridge came up and struck out to end the inning.
Kenwo4life=ratings
I enjoyed the discussion of the Sox having too many home-run, 'all-or-nothing' types in the lineup
on the same night that the Sox trot out a lineup with Podsednik, Lillibridge, Miller and Nix.
Also, I didn’t think it possible to dislike Steve Phillips any more but by putting him in the booth, ESPN has done just that. Gotta tip your cap to ’em on that one…
Yea, I was listening to the broadcast at the beginning...
I heard Philips and Jon and was like, “sweet, at least Joe Morgan won’t be here”. And then Joe Morgan spoke. And then Kinsler hit a HR.
I went and did other stuff after about the 5th, no use watching such a shitty lineup get dominated by yet another mediocre pitcher.
Serious flashbacks to 2007 right now. Injuries are mounting and there is little if any depth.
Time to...
PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, our depth is slightly better than 2007. Look at our Charlotte lineup, fer Chrissakes. KILLER! And if we have to rush the AA kids to salvage a mediocre season, well, we can do that, too. (Let that probable failure be on your head, though.)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
12-12, 6-6 both home and away.
Parity. Sorry I’ll be missing it most of this week – going to Phoenix for 3 days. If there is a team less fun to watch lately I’d like to know who is more meh.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
"meh" is a good way to describe this team
Not very good (denying us the thrill of expecting victory), not very bad (denying us the opportunity to let out our inner SSHes), just… meh.
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
vincente:
HSA wants to know if you are on FB – up to you to tell all. I am not violating your confidence.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
You suck at communicating. :P
I was merely asking if “this guy” = vince.
I know he’s already there because the two of you have discussed it previously.
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
All above board. I'm direct.
How is that sucky? Nothing nefarious here.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
I hate Joe Morgan so fucking much. And ESPN.
The pitiful loss last night was only accentuated by the insufferable broadcast.
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 9:25 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
seconded
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on May 4, 2009 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
holy shit
steve phillips is annoying. i like joe morgan because he has no clue what dips or var is. takes me back to the days when i thought bill madlock was a good hitter.
I especially enjoyed Morgan's 15-minute knob-slobbing of Betemit. Of course, just to "prove him right," Betemit actually does something other than fuck up in the field (though he did that too!).
Another highlight: Joe Morgan takes credit for telling Rickey Henderson to start hitting homers, start swinging at the first pitch…at which point one of the other d-bags in the booth basically told him to shut the fuck up – by pointing out that his OBP went down when he began swinging for the fences.
Far too many classic moments to recall…I was drunk on Fat Tire and homemade meatloaf.
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
yea that Morgan taking credit for Rickey becoming a HR hitter story was hilarous
Then Jon Morgan was like, “he I looked up his stats and his OBP plummeted” and Joe Morgan was silent. Great times, great times.
Kinsler blows.
And Ian is not a baseball name.Go play tennis,Ian.
"Ain't never ever gonna quit,
Cuz quittin' just ain't my stick."
strangely, only 4 people named Ian haved played in the bigs
and all 4 were in the past couple years
http://www.baseball-reference.com/pl/player_search.cgi?search=ian
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
Don't worry everyone -- Daryle Ward's here
According to Bobbie Dittmeier of MLB.com, the White Sox signed first baseman/outfielder Daryle Ward and assigned him to Triple A Charlotte. In fact, Ward already homered for the team yesterday. He had been playing in the Atlantic League after the Reds let him go.
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/05/white-sox-sign-daryle-ward.html
i'd like you to meet my first baseman daryle
and my other first baseman daryle
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on May 4, 2009 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
But we've already got a D-Wizzle on the team!
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
there can be only one!

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on May 4, 2009 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Just saw this on ESPN site, sorry if it's been posted already
article describes Q as intense, imagine that…
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 4, 2009 11:47 AM CDT reply actions
I posted it this weekend during a gamethread,
but I bet it got lost. Yes, Q as a hunchback is entertaining.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Is he describing Q! or Gollum?
He is a ball of awkward energy, a hunchback of a man in the batter’s box. He’s part Hulk, and his body language suggests that you shouldn’t talk to him, bother him or disturb him while he’s preparing for his job. It’s not that White Sox left fielder Carlos Quentin doesn’t like you; it’s just that he doesn’t have time for you. You are a fan, the media, or anything else that is not a seamed white ball. That white ball is all that matters to him. It’s what he obsesses over; it’s what he covets; it’s what drives him and preoccupies him all of the time.
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
by vince_ on May 4, 2009 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Can't see us winning tonight - not with Greinke pitching for Kansas
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
The Sox do well against tough pitchers
It’s the guys with the 10+ ERA that give them fits.
"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)
Precisely what I was thinking. On top of that, Greinke's due for a shitty outing and our offense is due for not crapping their pants.
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
he's has 3 runs scored off him in 36 innings pitched
very slim chance i’d say
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
And after today, he'll have 9 runs in 41 innings pitched.
Optimism, hoodie.
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions
thank you for giving us a chance now
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
He's English.
You lose America, India, and the Falklands and you’d eventually roll over, too.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Don't forget Rhodesia!
BM: 'Oh, we've ruined millions of lives. They're just being babies about it." 8-Bit Theater
we've still got the Falklands
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
Not for long.
Everything that was Thatcher is being repudiated. Adios, Falklands.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
So go get pissed instead of watching.
With an attitude like that we’d all be speaking German if it wasn’t for a generation that was made of sterner stuff (including your boy Winnie)..
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
I'm not bothered about last nights loss
fucking Texas – I remember last season we lost a game there 13 – 12 or something like that, you think, ’ that must have been a good game ’ it wasn’t it was bog awful. Fuck em – it was horrible from the start, and we have all these injuries and stuff, so it’s not easy. and the coverage was painful, I’d rather have an infected root canal than listen to that lot again.
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
Every time they showed Nolan Ryan, I couldn't help but be reminded of...

"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)
TITTY TWISTER IMMUNITY
you know what – that’s what we do here. we wish cancers. so you can either join in or leave.
by ab03 on May 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
by dr. lingerie on May 4, 2009 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I had no idea they fielded split squads during the regular season...interesting.
Sit all the lefties. That worked out well…yeesh.
Did someone cut Q!’s hair or something? However, I did enjoy the close-up of him screaming FU**! into his helmet when he flew out with the bases juiced.
And…Joe Morgan is a douche…that is all…thank you.
"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty." - Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)
The Hunt For Gollum
The Hunt For Gollum is a 40 minute fan film, inspired by the appendicies of JRR Tolkein’s classic trilogy, ‘The Lord of the Rings’
the 2 trailers are here: http://thehuntforgollum.s3.amazonaws.com/trailers.htm
play the entirething: http://www.thehuntforgollum.com/
download: http://www.google.com/search?q=%22The+hunt+for+gollum%22+torrent
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
NERRRRRRRRRRDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Formerly Crede's Crew
don't like all that stuff
gnomes and warlocks load of bollocks if you ask me.
I did, however, see a UFO above Kirkstall Abbey last night, very strange, like an orange flaming rugby ball, I thought it was the Police helicopter but no sound came from it, and then it swept down towards Armley and into the distance.
My mate Dave in the pub reckons that there are some ancient artefacts buried in the Abbey grounds that Aliens come looking for every now and again – I laughed at him.
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
they make excellent scrum halves
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
i don't know
but it seemed right
should have just gone with hookers
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
rugby is the most fun you can
have with 13 other guys and a hooker
by soxshenanigans on May 4, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
The G-D*mn Nazi's are attacking again!
Get in a bunker, pronto! Load the cannons…sound the sirens….ooooohhhh we’re bloody f*cked.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 4, 2009 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
NERD ALERT!

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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions
double alert
today is ‘May the 4th be with you’ day
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_Day
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Wiz, I know there is a baseball reference somewhere in your posts today...
;)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
there sure is
if you find it, let me know!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
i love the example it gives
John Doe: Happy Star Wars Day!
Jane Doe: What?
John Doe: May the 4th be with you!
Jane Doe: You’re sleeping alone tonight
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
so the nerds took the anniversary of the haymarket square riot
and turned it into a star wars day.
ass holes
by soxshenanigans on May 4, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Guess the pitcher Big Frank refers to
Meanwhile, across the hall, in the White Sox clubhouse, Frank Thomas was asked about that slider. He shook his head and offered the most respectful words a baseball player can offer:
"Tip your cap," he said. "Sometimes, all you can do is tip your cap."
http://bit.ly/ZlTlX [joeposnanski.com]
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Still without internet
They say Wednesday — I say I’m not paying my bill this month.
Anyway, blogging will be EXTREMELY light for the Royals series. I’ll get a gamethread scheduled, and then it’s up to you
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You tell those fucks at the league office that I had to go to whitesox.com to get a score for Saturday's game.
Fucking busch league psyche-out shit….laughable, man!
HA!
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
There are at least 5 people here wearing freaking masks
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Do it. Loud and proud. Hell, I'd throw an "oink" in there for good measure.
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
In a meeting last Friday, our director took about 5 minutes to explain to us that she was heading a committee that met every afternoon to discuss swine flu; 7 days a week, if necessary.
Seriously people.
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Only 7 days?
Sounds like she isn’t taking this seriously at all
by billyok on May 4, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not sure about a real plague-like threat, but I was lucky enough to observe the masses during a "real" fire alarm about a month ago...
Trying to evacuate thousands of people from the building, using only a couple of stairwells, it is safe to say that most of us would be fucked right up the ass should a real fire occur.
I was stopped in the stairwell behind (I counted) FIVE separate people within my view, who were too busy TEXTING to put one foot in front of the other. I watched as they dragged ass down the stairs, sometimes stopping even, to get that ever-important text sent.
I swear, if I had smelled smoke, I would have had absolutely no problem elbowing my way past these dillholes. And if I happened to be armed with a blade at the time, I would have stabbed them repeatedly just to make sure they didn’t make it out alive.
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
back when avian flu was all the rage
my executive team had a meeting about it that included discussion of what to do if someone died of bird flu at his desk. it was proposed that we should form a body removal team. of course they would need hazmat suits and we’d have to have a supply of body bags in the storeroom.
i’m not making this up.
"have to have"
you’re telling me your company doesn’t currently have a supply of body bags? that’s so 1990s.
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You work in a law office.
You use body bags at least 2-3 times a week.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
And that's just his professional life!
(I hear he prefers good ol’ fashioned Hefty for his personal person disposal).
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
and that doesn't count the hookers
who are obviously rolled up in the carpet they died on and put on the street for pickup
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
That rug really tied the room together, did it not?
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Cheat's lack of Internet - hmmmm. What could be the cause? Hmmmmm...
Could it be… LARRY?
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by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
larry's chewing cheat's cables?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
"this is so..." is so two years ago.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 4, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't have the time to babysit the site so you should look to other conspirators.
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“I’m really more worried about how I’m doing than how McCarthy is doing. I know he’s had some health problems, so I wish him the best, and hopefully, he can stay healthy.”
—White Sox lefty John Danks, on the pitcher he was traded for, Brandon McCarthy of the Texas Rangers. (Drew Davison, Fort-Worth Star Telegram)
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=8821
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
i wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a six four impala
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
What about the girl and if you did, you would call her?
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions
i heard this song on the radio this weekend
it was awesome
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
I wish I had a rabbi with a hat.
I don’t know why.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
My brother-in-law could use one, too.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Another reason to hate ESPN
They should mind their own friggin business. F*ck Phillips and Morgan can take a flip out of the booth as well.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 4, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
Seems like the cameras ALWAYS catch the players doing stuff like that. Picking their noses, spitting, adjusting themselves, and my personal “favorite”, the “press one nostril closed and blow snot out of the other onto the ground” move. Yuck.
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
is it too early to start talking
about white flag trades?
I prefer the pirate flag.
White is so pre-Obama.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
I forgot how hairy your arms are.
Like Robin Williams’. ;)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Wow larry...what does your back look like?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 4, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah. i'm well known to be on the ledge.
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I was surprised this is a shot of Toronto.
It looks different than I remember.
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
probably because that's a picture from the future.
namely, in a couple weeks when, after another dome fiasco, sox fans by the hundreds begin to fling themselves from whatever tall buildings are available.
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makes sense to me now
thanks for the clarification, OTLPOS!
(On The Ledge Piece Of Shit, if you didn’t already figure that out)
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
I don't think that would be wise
As “meh” as the White Sox are, the rest of the division is in a contest to see who can out-“meh” the other. While we may be shooting to be the San Diego Padres of the AL Central, playoffs are still better than no playoffs.
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
Not only that, who the hell are they going to trade?
Who wants to take the productive old timers, if they indeed were to accept a trade, because of their contracts and probable redundancy?
Otherwise, it’s a bunch of young players (both in the majors and minors) that are going to be part of the core of the next championship team and a bunch of unproductive spare parts and Massets. Other teams have enough unproductive spare parts and Massets, so what the hell are the Sox going to get back for them? My guess is absolutely no one of value to the team.
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
bartolo colon. jenks. dotel.
pierzynski, maybe. those are the potentially attractive flaggables that the sox might entertain.
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Dye?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 4, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions
steep price.
just like the rest. obviously we’ll know more about the market later but seems like there would be cheaper options out there. a few teams will be able to take on large salary. but not many.
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Yeah, good point about the market.
Well, lets hope we’re buyers and not sellers….Halladay would be nice.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 4, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions
or holliday
because he looks like ron kittle.
Good point
I was lazy and didn’t analyze the roster, but those three are legit.
I can’t think of any teams that would trade for AJ, but I haven’t analyzed the catching win shares around the league.
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
aj would probably be for a team that experiences an injury and, like the white sox, has a black hole behind their starter.
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another good point
Many have said it before, but I appreciate your reasoned analysis and minor league updates.
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
WHITE SOX
Getz 2b
Nix 3b
Quentin lf
Thome dh
Konerko 1b
Pierzynski c
Ramirez ss
Podsednik rf
Lillibridge cf
Colon p
KANSAS CITY
Crisp cf
DeJesus lf
Teahen 3b
Guillen rf
Butler 1b
Jacobs dh
Callaspo 2b
Olivo c
Aviles ss
Greinke p
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Well. Better than yesterday!
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm amused that betemit is now apparently soley a backup 1B.
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Yeah, that is odd. Why not have him man 3B?
The Pods/Lillibridge CF/RF is like a black hole…konerko could leg out a triple on those arms.
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by BobbySouthSide on May 4, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
WhereTriplesGoToPlayAGameOfRisk
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
lot of dumb comments flying around about our players especially when we have so many guys hurt and its this early in the season. pods has a weak arm but lillibridge actually has a plus arm
plus arm in CF?
Where are you getting this?
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by BobbySouthSide on May 4, 2009 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions
he has a plus arm on the infield.
usually translates to something more than pods in the outfield.
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But does he have a hot wife?
Wait, nevermind, I forgot, he is 12.
Does he have a hot mom?
If he plays well, does Ozzie take him to Dairy Queen after the game?
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Alright, if you guys say so...I am mistaken.
But how is he rated as a CF’er? I know that isn’t what I originally said…but just wondering. I can’t find any data on that…
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by BobbySouthSide on May 4, 2009 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions
probably because he just started playing there last week.
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No Minor League Data?
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by BobbySouthSide on May 4, 2009 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions
hes played in college but not in minor leagues
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by BobbySouthSide on May 4, 2009 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I have followed him a little through the minors because he was a solid prospect with the pirates and braves. I remember reading about him having a plus major league arm while he was in the minors. he hasnt played CF since his first year in college than he moved back to shortstop. He is just an athlete so ozzie puts him out in center because thats pretty much what you need out there
Why not just have him DH? I personally don't care to see him in the field at all. Unless he wants to do one of them ATM races at an inning break or something.
What amuses you personally, larry? I’m not being smart, I’m really asking…
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Watching horses get euthanized after the KY Derby, I think.
Or car crashes.
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by BobbySouthSide on May 4, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
why he exists on the roster if his purpose is to backup konerko.
you don’t usually DH weak hitters. nor does one usually put at 1B weak hitters.
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Gotcha. I'd obviously prefer to have Thome/Paulie in the lineup every day, but Betemit's not a terrible bat replacement and the fact that he switch-hits makes him more appealing at the plate.
That, and what I’ve seen so far from him on defense…1B, 3B…not impressed. DH when the real players need a rest…PH when needed….
But I guess when you’ve got a team full of mediocre utility players….you pick your poison.
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Flowers could probably fill the DH role now.
If only he was even a passable catcher. Hopefully Allen’s progression continues so perhaps we can see him by year-end.
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by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
this team has far too many good hit/shit field players to ever require a bench player to DH.
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True...but when your good hit/shit field players start dropping like flies to injury, it definitely narrows your options and forces the inopportune use of shit hit/shit field players.
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions
and, in this environment of fly dropping, apparently betemit currently serves the purpose of playing 1B when konerko is DHing.
awesome.
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Well, at least it's only on Saturday's, I suppose. ;P heh heh
Not part of an argument either way, just playing around on BR –
PK is killing as DH so far: .353/.389/.647/1.036 –
Betemit’s line while subbing for him at 1B: 267/.313/.467; when he plays 3B: .444/.444/.667.
Small sample size, bien sur, he’s only played 2 games at 3B…but we like small sample sizes, right? :)
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I dig your use of numerology.
Rec’d. You are stretching. Looks good on you.
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by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Amused that Nix would start at 3B instead of Betemit?
Sorry..I’ll let you respond…
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Another great pic brought to you by whitesox.com. Headline: Lillibridge Looks to Contribute for Chicago.

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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
My Left Ear.
Does he not look retarded, or twisted by cerebral palsy?
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by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
1984?
i think i got it
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