Movin' On Up?
by U-God on May 30, 2009 5:45 PM CDT
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Lineups
Sox: Pods-LF, Ramirez-SS, Dye-RF, Thome-DH, Konerko-1B, Pierzynski-C, Anderson-CF, Getz-2B, Fields-3B
Royals: Bloomquist-RF, Maier-CF, Butler-1B, Guillen-DH, Teahen-3B, Callaspo-2B, DeJesus-LF, Buck-C, Hernandez-SS
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
no one spectacular
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
Still worth mentioning?
For those of us keeping score at home.
by homesickalien on May 30, 2009 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions
key to sarcasm
you don’t give a shit whether or not you give a shit, you do it anyway just to be irksome
by Daniel Berlyn on May 30, 2009 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey thanks. I clearly don't know my way around the art.
by homesickalien on May 30, 2009 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Sarcasm
just one of your perks
Your suit is black.............................................................................................NOT
i have announcers
are you on mlb.tv or actually watching a tv
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
Hawk and Stone were there for the intros, but haven't made a peep since the game started.
by homesickalien on May 30, 2009 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
this is all very interesting. please tell us more.
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you aren't missing much
Stone likes the jerseys, but not the hats
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
BTW
HP—Chad Fairchild. 1B—Paul Nauert. 2B—Paul Schrieber. 3B—Ed Rapuano.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless" - Kenny Powers
by Choke Cubs Choke on May 30, 2009 6:28 PM CDT reply actions
i love the name
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions
i love
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
how nice, mark
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm figuring someone will get it
maybe when the old timers show up
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
Big picture?
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
you don't recognize the player?
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
All I see is stealing bandwidth is a crime
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
really?
on mine it’s a picture of dennis lamp
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
Not kidding. "Warning. Stealing bandwidth is a crime".
Thought my neighbors were on to me.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
I can see that!
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
yuck
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't know about others, but this is my 1st MUST win game.
Guarantees the series, 4th in a row. And will leave me feeling positive regardless of ZG shutting us down tomorrow.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
arent these the same uniforms from last year
when coop got angry and threw a ball in the dugout while walking down the stairs. He ended up pulling his hamstring and he limped around afterwards. For some reason I remember him being in this uniform when it happened because he looked so funny in the uniform anyway.
So he looked funnier than this?
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless" - Kenny Powers
by Choke Cubs Choke on May 30, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
that was him in his early years
i was mistaken about him pulling his hammy in these uniforms, but he definately looked funny with it on last year because it looks so big on him.
Maybe
Your suit is black.............................................................................................NOT
fail by the offense
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 6:46 PM CDT reply actions
yes
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
grrrrr.
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
haha REC'D
Your suit is black.............................................................................................NOT
Good effort.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
lets wait til we're more than 1/3 of the way through a game to declare that
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
i want that miss as the recap photo
please don’t let me down AP
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
wow more triples
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 6:59 PM CDT reply actions
Will he score?
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
yes
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I see what you did there.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
i'd bet
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
redundancy
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions
4 syllables?!?
Who’s taken over your keyboard?
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
no one ya goof!
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
back to back
‘stretch! get on back there’s from Hawk
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
I loves me some DP.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
yes.
you love alot of things
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
K, kids. Have fun.
See ya tomorrow.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
idk
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
We should have started talking about Beckham taking his spot much sooner.
A good friend of mine used to say, "This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains." Think about that for a while.
Probably, I'm still skeptical about Beckham a bit
It just seems like all the talk and speculation has Fields buckling down
A good friend of mine used to say, "This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains." Think about that for a while.
im not
To me he is the real deal and easily one of the best prospects in the minors. Even the experts say so as well.
I know, I've just learned to decide about players after I see them play.
Plus as the only Sox fan in a Cubs house, not getting my hopes up means me not talking about the player, which then gives me major bragging rights when the player ends up being the real deal
A good friend of mine used to say, "This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains." Think about that for a while.
it's best just to stick with "oh, he's a ballplayer." and other vague compliments
perhaps some sarcastic references to The Savior. that kind of thing.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
skeptical in what sense?
reasonable expectations for his performance should include a pretty broad band of outcomes. he may slump. but his pedigree is top notch.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
Skeptical in the sense that I'm not sure he's going to be the Saving Grace everyone wants to be
It may take him until next season to adjust to the majors, or if he gets moved up this year, it may take one pitch. Unfortunately I just sent my crystal ball out to be polished. So if I have no expectations, I can be nothing but surprised.
A good friend of mine used to say, "This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains." Think about that for a while.
Fields doesn't want to lose his job
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
failure
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions
i love watching Thome hit
everything about Jim Thome is good. and good for you.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
i hate kc
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions
Who doesn't?
Your suit is black.............................................................................................NOT
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
by U-God on May 30, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd
Your suit is black.............................................................................................NOT
Wow, we just saw some hustle
I havent used the word hustle in the same sentance as paulie in a long while.
old people
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions
only you woyld say that
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
indeed
only cip woyld
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
ok i can't spell now
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
terrible just terrible
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
ugh
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
in KC BA dips he honeys in BBQ sauce
as is the custom of the city.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
getz, my love
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions
Meche rightly wanting nothing to do with Fields
given Josh’s AB’s tonight and Pod’s.
yeah sure it was great
One week, then pack your bags.
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
you dont remember the Fields lf experiment?
it looked like this:
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
Top of the order to ya, laddies.
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Sox Machine
how many gallons of water did he turn to wine?
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
You miss Broadway, too, huh.
Seeing him when he isn’t there.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
pods bunts
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions
Good call.
I think he just wanted to make sure Pods didn’t vaporize.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
the clayton richard school of fielding your position is expanding its enrollment.
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a rare larry sighting on a game thread!
with a zinger like that, how could you possible stay away?
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
Butler never looks like the sharpest tool in the deck.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Yastrzemski just whispers past your ears.
by homesickalien on May 30, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
He's out of our leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeague.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Yaz is a bouncer then goes home and does tai chi.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on May 30, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i don't agree on that call
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions
no that outside pitch
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
how fun
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
what
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah
Frank White asked if Ozzie Guillen would start the runners.
With Jermaine Dye at the plate.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
lets see what the shift looks like with the bases loaded
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
he would have squashed the poor fucker
as Stone Poney just alluded to
by Daniel Berlyn on May 30, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
what i would have done.
of course, i don’t have back, leg, and oblique problems like jim.
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nor is he an asshole
fer chrissakes, we’d still be tied if Bale wasn’t helping us, and you’d pancake him
by Daniel Berlyn on May 30, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
i weigh about 100 pounds.
i’d glance off of him.
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That's awfully personal, larry.
Be careful with your disclosures. ;)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
We should bring in Pete Rose
to show everyone how to slide.
And Gamble
Your suit is black.............................................................................................NOT
He's gotta drive Bale into the ground there.
And then sit on him.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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And then ... a visit from the tickle monster.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on May 30, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd. Because that image is cracking me up.
by homesickalien on May 30, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
you need to hit the reload
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
we got the lead
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions
wth is he feeling on himself for.
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
for you
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
nah
that’s for you
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Thome made contact
I went into the kitchen, made a sandwich, ate it, threw the plate away, walked back into the living room, made three posts, and then the pitcher touched first to get Thome at first.
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
damn it AJ
i love you but
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions
your faggot hair would certainly fit in there.
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He didn't clarify for whom AJ was right.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
And that's how you don't win 20 games.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
have an offense that can't score more than three runs?
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lmao
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
no more lead
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions
reply fail
that comment was for the Thome pic right?
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
tied?
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
that's what i'm asking
i don’t get the game
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
where do you live down here that you don't get wgn?
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
studying for bar out of state
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
good luck with that
tied 3-3 in the ninth
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
its's may 30. you're not studying.
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a guy throws the ball. another guy tries to hit it.
that should get you started.
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Something ain't right about Bloomquist forcing a pitching change with his presence.
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Not a solution to the pinch-hitter problems.
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where's my picture?
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
and where are your pants?
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
What is that beautiful house?
Where does that highway go?
Am I right? …am I wrong?
My god!…what have I done?
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
you and your living in the past
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
im with Ginger on this one
recess is quality tv
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
i just meant him posting it long after you already left the game
not hating on recess
" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT
Getz makes up for pulling off that hanger.
Make him throw a non-fastball, Josh.
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Good evening all!
"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09
Just tuned in in time for Olivo's THR
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START SWINGING AT THE FASTBALL NOW, JOSH
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Wow!
"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09
Pods for President
I like how he went to the mound in the run down and didnt get called out.
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
That rundown was awkward and hilarious
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
See, Hawk, when you keep saying AJ is the best baserunner on the team...
…people start believing you.
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ah, these are the royals i remember.
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Lets hope they dont transform tomorrow
oh wait Greinke pitching…SHIT
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Pods has been quite the surprise
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Josh's pantaloons seem especially billowy.
by expatnyc on May 30, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Haha Rec'd
Your suit is black.............................................................................................NOT
Nothing like the Royals
(except maybe the Pirates) to make me feel all warm and fuzzy.
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
3 up 3 down!
4th straight series won!!!!!
"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09
White Sox baserunning:
Blarghhhhhhhhh.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
The good, the bad, the terrible, and the hilarious. All in one inning.
Now hold ’em and get ready to tip your cap.
I swear, I just got in from dinner
to see Pods thrown out rounding first and Che not even slide on the steal attempt. Can’t believe we are winning.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
It was an event this evening...
not a way of life
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OT
but there is a pretty good pitching prospect in the Phillies organization with the best name in the history of baseball
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
We gotta trade for him.
I don’t care about his peripherals.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Chill. Bobby is channeling his relatives' experience in the Negro Leagues.
He’s from the South, you know.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
bleech
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Bobby bringing the heat but WGN just said 99 and now 98.. that can’t be right.
by Grinder in Training on May 30, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions
Uh oh. One-pitch save attempt.
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I dig the unis.
Negroes know how to style.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
I love the Negro League store
But somehow I don’t think society would take to a white guy wearing an “Atlanta Black Crackers” t-shirt.
So I bought a Cuban League t-shirt insteadl. I’m all about the pride.
I have to get me one of those Cracker shirts.
Really.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
TY.
We’re very tolerant here in Dixie. Sorry you don’t experience the same embracing of diversity there.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
the stripes are flattering for Bobby
he looks 50lbs slimmer
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
why are they showing the close up of Alexei
Fields should’ve had that… Sheesh, aAnother feather in his cap
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
need the sweep tomorrow
just to pull even on the season series.
I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat
Christ, enjoy the victory for 30 seconds, e-gus.
I feel for that kid of yours.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
winner
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on May 30, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions
ovah
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
OH YA
Your suit is black.............................................................................................NOT
Thome's concentration on those post-game high-fives is intense.
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The ones with Frank Vincent
from Sopranos?
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Same
Your suit is black.............................................................................................NOT
How could you hate those?
I like when the guy hands him the mop
"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09
Hell yes! Good win!
"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09
Nice, but Greinke tomorrow
At this pace we’ll be back to .500 by the 4th of July
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
Remember its all hype baby!!!!
Greinke’s a dead man (I heard that on the radio somewhere)
"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09
Naaaa we won four series in a row
It’s coming around!
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citing canuck abuse of women, politically incorrect
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
by ChicagoPete on May 30, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Come on - we fear no one good.
It’s the scrubs that kill us.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
I just had a vicious front move through here, the hail poked a bunch of holes in my hostas sons a bitches
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
mlb.tv is on a delay of ridiculous proportions.
i’m guessing there’s a large buffer too, since it’s HD
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
Great win.....they are definitely starting to show signs of making the summer
a lot more interesting than I thought it’d be a couple of weeks ago…..I’m liking the wins, I’m liking the excitement around some of the minor leaguers, and also KW working the phones…….
Cavs down by 18 at the half
LeBron James to the bulls in 2 years. It’s certainly looking more and more enticing than the Knicks. He is obviously not getting his title in Cleveland.
I wouldn't count them out yet
"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09
Did anyone hear about this so called Oswalt rumor?
Your thoughts?
"My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a Dolphin once again."-Jason Taylor 05-13-09
That game was the dictionary definition of "grindy."
Sac flies? Bunts? Stupefying baserunning? Errors? Infield singles. Slap hitting white guys?
It’s all there.
I love watching Chris Duncan play defense.
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what is it with the supposed HD on AMC
Some, like Dirty Harry right now, show up in high def. But most of the time AMC HD is just stretched out rubbish. Stretch!
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
When did you turn into Jerry Seinfeld?
“What’s the deal with Grape Nuts? No grapes, no nuts!”
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
When I was watching Mad Men on AMC
I noticed that sometimes
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