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Wise >>>>>>> Pods

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 2:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Pods.

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by thecip on May 31, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sweet sweet new thread

White Sox: looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 31, 2009 2:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Pods>>>>>>>Wise

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 31, 2009 2:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 31, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

+ several

thats like saying the commies over the nazis

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by thecip on May 31, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Finkle=Einhorn

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 31, 2009 2:41 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

yes!

+1

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 31, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

ribbie over rhubarb

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by thecip on May 31, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

ass

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on May 31, 2009 2:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Fun fact: Scott Podsednik has reached base five times this series!

Dewayne Wise has reached base five times all season!

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 2:43 PM CDT reply actions  

all star

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 31, 2009 2:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice bunt, Alexei.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 2:44 PM CDT reply actions  

C'moooooooon JD

Moar runz pleez

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 31, 2009 2:44 PM CDT reply actions  

JD's really swinging at the ball today

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 31, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 31, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

To DYE for!

(I can’t stand it)

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 2:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh Shit!

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 31, 2009 2:45 PM CDT reply actions  

I cant stand it!

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 31, 2009 2:45 PM CDT reply actions  

tie game!!!

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by thecip on May 31, 2009 2:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Shocking.

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 31, 2009 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh my lord!

1.25 era for Griny!

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 31, 2009 2:46 PM CDT reply actions  

WhereBloopSinglesGoFromDye

White Sox: looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 31, 2009 2:47 PM CDT reply actions  

nice!

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 31, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pods loves abuse.

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by colintj on May 31, 2009 2:48 PM CDT reply actions  

quit projecting :)

White Sox: looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 31, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thome=useless

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 31, 2009 2:48 PM CDT reply actions  

should prolly just DFA him

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 31, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

trade him to Boston

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 31, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

So unclutch

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 31, 2009 2:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Cowley's Twitter feed makes me want to kick him in the pants.

He’s such a bitch.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on May 31, 2009 2:50 PM CDT reply actions  

It's still the fourth inning?

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 31, 2009 2:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, by the way, we've hung 4 on Grinke.

This is officially a great day, hangover notwithstanding.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on May 31, 2009 2:56 PM CDT reply actions  

I agree with this fellow

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by thecip on May 31, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Followed by Pierzynski, who has two hits..."

“And Dewayne Wise… (silence)”

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 2:58 PM CDT reply actions  

How many shitty, borderline major league outfielders can one team have?

We must have the market cornered.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on May 31, 2009 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Braves say, "Not so fast."

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

True.

They were able to part with Little Bridge after all.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on May 31, 2009 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

the little bridge to nowhere

White Sox: looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 31, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I miss him

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by thecip on May 31, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

fail rules

what did the bloggers of the ’27 yankees do?

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by thecip on May 31, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Braves outfield OPS, by position

LF: .715
CF: .600
RF: .615

White Sox:
LF: .755
CF: .556
RF: .889

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Correction: Sox have a .566 OPS at center.

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by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh, that's much better

White Sox: looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 31, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

For the record...

I wasn’t including JD in my complaint, since he’s pretty clearly our best position player, and the only one who deserves an All Star nod.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on May 31, 2009 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

cuz Konerko doesn't deserve one

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 31, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's gonna get a statue

will have similar range…

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by thecip on May 31, 2009 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wasn't knocking PK. But really, he's, what, the 3rd best 1B in the division?

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on May 31, 2009 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

and leading our team in average

i wasn’t saying he’ll be an AS, but to say he isn’t deserving is wrong

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 31, 2009 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're right.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on May 31, 2009 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Clearly...

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 31, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

So much for momentum, John.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 3:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Facepalm.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gah, what the heck

Might as well just GIVE them an effing run

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 31, 2009 3:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Sox better win

I came inside on a most magnificent summer day to watch a glorious sweep

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on May 31, 2009 3:06 PM CDT reply actions  

great commercial

“let’s make pop-tarts even less healthy!”

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 31, 2009 3:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Octavio Dotel

Fearless!

Watch him bite the head off a chicken before he throws his first pitch.

by airnjp on May 31, 2009 3:09 PM CDT reply actions  

i didnt expect this game to be so exciting

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by thecip on May 31, 2009 3:11 PM CDT reply actions  

i didn't expect this game to be so long

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 31, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

didn't on that one

" You know...
I think this technique of using the ninth inning of close ballgames as extended spring training for pitchers who’ve missed time due to injury might not be a great idea."
by eponymous_coward on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT

by U-God on May 31, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on May 31, 2009 3:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Good God!

That was just about as epic as El Duque coming in to shut down Boston

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on May 31, 2009 3:15 PM CDT reply actions  

That remains my favorite damn thing in the DVD set.

Boston fans made miserable, Chris Berman nearly crying because his boys couldn’t pull through. God damn that ruled.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on May 31, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

They were so certain

that the Fenway magic would carry them through – assholes

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on May 31, 2009 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

once they won the first game...

I knew it was all over.

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by thecip on May 31, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

the greatest....

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by thecip on May 31, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dotel saves the inning

Attaboy Pato

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 31, 2009 3:15 PM CDT reply actions  

TEAM

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by thecip on May 31, 2009 3:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Which means they aren't.

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by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well...

KW did get Griffey, about 8 years after first showing interest. That broke from his traditional method of shock and awe.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on May 31, 2009 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

any thoughts beyond those two?

i couldn’t really come up with any trolling through cots last night.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 31, 2009 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haren.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha
We heard earlier this week that if the Mariners move Bedard, they’ll be asking for a package similar to or greater than what was offered for Peavy. I can’t see Williams ponying up like that, but both aces will require a sizeable bounty from anyone who targets them.

good luck with that seattle

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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on May 31, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Targeting bedard

is like trying to target ben sheets this year.

by airnjp on May 31, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

White Sox sign thay Yu Darvish guy!!!

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by thecip on May 31, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought Phil Leotardo's head got smashed like a melon

under the wheels of a minivan?

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on May 31, 2009 3:16 PM CDT reply actions  

why do they bother

throwing Fields ANYTHING offspeed?

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on May 31, 2009 3:18 PM CDT reply actions  

damnit

I wanted to get to the bullpen

"a methead"

by 815Sox on May 31, 2009 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Pods, Pods tsk tsk

that was a lame attempt at a butcherboy

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on May 31, 2009 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Sigh

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 31, 2009 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Can't they ever get someone with a decent voice to sing this song?

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 31, 2009 3:22 PM CDT reply actions  

The Royals feed went to commercial

I guess WGN really is the greatest network.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

royals feed = the terrorists

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by thecip on May 31, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

idk how many of you watch its always sunny in philadelphia

but we need to “go america over everybody’s asses”

by airnjp on May 31, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

See guys what did I tell you.

Pods is a do nothing bum.

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by colintj on May 31, 2009 3:23 PM CDT reply actions  

PECOTA and ZiPS and CHONE

think I’m right.

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by colintj on May 31, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

And that's why statheads get mocked.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

spell it out for me, Jim.

Pods super duper hot streak should be respected?

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by colintj on May 31, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wise's career OBP is .252.

So…

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

with just barely 500+ career PA beginning in 2000 with a .236 BABIP

he’s never had more than 200 PA in any one season. meanwhile, he’s got an extensive minor league track record that you’re ignoring. the projection systems are probably better than you at this. and they all agree on which player is better.

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by colintj on May 31, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's 31 years old.

Great minor-league performances without anything in the majors after age 28 don’t mean a whole helluva lot to me. Otherwise, the Myrows of the world would just be waiting for their times to shine.

He’s walked once in 100 plate appearances this year, counting spring training. He looks equally lost right now, which is in line for his entire MLB career save 130 ABs last year, in which he was in decline for the last half of it (.213/.268 over August and September).

So… .252 + 31 years old + aesthetic hopelessness seals the deal for me.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

i recognize that he's not good. that's not the issue.

the projection systems take all of the stuff you’re talking about into account, too. it’s not nearly as big a deal as i’ve made it (it’s been working for Pods…), but if you had to predict which would be better over the course of a season, there’s plenty of evidence that says “go with Wise”. i’d prefer SSS not get caught up in Hawk’s “Pods is the catalyst of this offense” nonsense, which is why i started saying something in the first place.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 31, 2009 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Octavio is smokin today

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on May 31, 2009 3:27 PM CDT reply actions  

semi-intentional

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on May 31, 2009 3:28 PM CDT reply actions  

c'mon Dotel

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 31, 2009 3:29 PM CDT reply actions  

sets up the double play....

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by thecip on May 31, 2009 3:29 PM CDT reply actions  

This game is a full-day commitment, it feels.

I set up the computer outside this morning, with a cup of coffee to start the game.

Since then, I’ve had 2 Fat Tires.
Roasted salted almonds, 3 string cheeses, bowl of vanilla yogurt with blueberries and a banana in it, and about to hit the enchiladas.

Yeah, surrre.

by homesickalien on May 31, 2009 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

i'm amazed those sausage fingers can type

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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on May 31, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I KN

I KNOW RIGHT>

Yeah, surrre.

by homesickalien on May 31, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

beer

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on May 31, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

They don't carry them in NY, unfortunately.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

so are they any good

i have not had one yet

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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on May 31, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep pretty solid

you can drink a lot of them, they taste good and NB makes other good shit too.

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by colintj on May 31, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'll pick some up thursday

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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on May 31, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just started selling in Chicago about 3 or 4 years ago. I remember the first night I ever had it. At Shuba's to see Jerry Joseph solo.

Amazing night. I drank only those big bottles of Fat Tires and wow, what a show too. I was flyin’!

Yeah, surrre.

by homesickalien on May 31, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

over rated

but a good “gas station” option.

I remember those things were like gold for awhile on Phish tour. I used to go crazy over them before they were sold east of the Mississippi.

"a methead"

by 815Sox on May 31, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just want to register my approval

of the brunette cutelet in the stands behind righthanded batters

by IceColdFalstaff on May 31, 2009 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

My cousins always rip on KC fans

They are Sox fans, but moved to KC years ago because my uncle is a crazy conservative. He lived in a tear drop trailer for about a year because he didn’t want to pay taxes

"a methead"

by 815Sox on May 31, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah he chilled out a little bit

He moved back to Chicago.

My two cousins got caught selling herb and the judge gave them an option of joining the marines instead of doing a short jail stint.

My cousins both say it was a good idea at first but “then 9/11 happened and next thing we know we are in fucking Iraq”

But you are correct, I don’t pay much in taxes at all but I also don’t make shit. Plus I end up driving around a trailer park for a half hour looking for some crazy ass 20 year old manchild

"a methead"

by 815Sox on May 31, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was great.

I remember watching it real-time and being confused when he picked up the phone.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just tuned in and am pleasantly surprised we're in this game.

just how the hell did we get the 4 runs off Zach?

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on May 31, 2009 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

I have no idea

but Carl Jung himself could not save Grienke from that mental anguish

by 3E8 on May 31, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

we are the cubs and the twins

together!

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by thecip on May 31, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

ugh.

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by thecip on May 31, 2009 3:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Sweet

I just ordered tickets to tomorrows Sox game and the Smoking Popes show on Friday!

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 31, 2009 3:35 PM CDT reply actions  

They're still around?

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

"writing a letter" is a great song, fwiw

but I haven’t heard about them in years

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

by rhythm on May 31, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

what is the significance of the exploding jet?

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 31, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

hope

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on May 31, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Moar runz pleez

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 31, 2009 3:40 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on May 31, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

who hasn't?

White Sox: looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 31, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

C'mooooooon Jimmy

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 31, 2009 3:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Bring in Farnsworth already.

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by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 3:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah!

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 31, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

He didn't allow an earned run over 7 1/3 innings against the Sox.

That’s what inspired them to pick him up in the fist place. No thanks.

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by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

no kidding

For a moment I was happy that Greinke was out, and in a blink of an eye the inning was over

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on May 31, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uh oh

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 31, 2009 3:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Injury delay?

what happened?
(im watching box score)

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 31, 2009 3:47 PM CDT reply actions  

tank gawdz

it was nothing serious

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 31, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

They think he tweaked something fielding that ball

But he’s still in.

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by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thornton was cramping

and lashing out and crying for no reason

by billyok on May 31, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

For a sox fan, Yes.

He may be a little biased, but Thorton is a very good LH reliever that can shut down teams, which is very hard to come by.

by airnjp on May 31, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

good against leftys AND rightys

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 31, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

thorton is so dominant

what did we get him for off seattle again?

was he a FA?

by i_like_turtles on May 31, 2009 3:50 PM CDT reply actions  

The fact that you have to wiki him

shows how lopsided that trade has proven to be

by billyok on May 31, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

he just told you the answer

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on May 31, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

you dont know joe borchard??????????

he is the fourth horsman of the acoployse, er… outfield

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 31, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

lmao...

this trade meant really nothing to me at the time but turned out to be unbelievable

pretty much like how I will forget this Broadway trade in a couple of months

by i_like_turtles on May 31, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

a trade

he was bad then, but cooper made him good, so it was highway robbery

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 31, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

zz

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on May 31, 2009 3:50 PM CDT reply actions  

a lot of sleepy people

zz

White Sox: looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 31, 2009 3:54 PM CDT reply actions  

farnsworth plz

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 31, 2009 3:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Pierzynski = World's best baserunner.

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by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 3:56 PM CDT reply actions  

After that thing on Friday,

you know, when he forgot how many OUTS there were, I will not be tolerant of Hawk’s preposterous claims of AJ’s smart baserunning anymore.

I’ll protest by… ummm…. watching the Len and Bob feed during the Classic.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on May 31, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

BA BOMB!!!

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on May 31, 2009 3:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Ozzieball at its finest

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 31, 2009 3:58 PM CDT reply actions  

karma

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
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by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 31, 2009 3:58 PM CDT reply actions  

didn't I read somewhere

that Olivo had an IQ of ~60? He’s not a very smart catcher

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on May 31, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions  

shut up hillman.

god says that pitch was a ball.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 31, 2009 4:01 PM CDT reply actions  

BA keeps his BA from plummeting further.

For now.

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 31, 2009 4:01 PM CDT reply actions  

oh no

their resident strikeout guy!

by Daniel Berlyn on May 31, 2009 4:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Throw him sliders, Juan!

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by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 4:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Shin-high, specifically!

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by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Olivo throwing down the deuce

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on May 31, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

dude, she's 12 years old

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on May 31, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

pete knows

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do something good, Josh.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 31, 2009 4:03 PM CDT reply actions  

a lone sox fan kid

taking on the Royals crowd

"a methead"

by 815Sox on May 31, 2009 4:05 PM CDT reply actions  

2 to 1 fields swings through this fastball..

any takers…

It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

by ElDiablo on May 31, 2009 4:05 PM CDT reply actions  

no one bet...

It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

by ElDiablo on May 31, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

i can't argue...

It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

by ElDiablo on May 31, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'll take that action

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

no, cause Ill lose

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 31, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fields!

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by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 4:06 PM CDT reply actions  

I guess that's good enough

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 31, 2009 4:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Good AB.

Time for extreme Getziness. Find a hole, find a hole…

by expatnyc on May 31, 2009 4:06 PM CDT reply actions  

the exact thing he kept saying to himself while escaping colin's basement

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on May 31, 2009 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

colin...?

is getz that cute in person… or does he just look it on tv?

It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

by ElDiablo on May 31, 2009 4:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Sweet, can't wait for the DP

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 31, 2009 4:07 PM CDT reply actions  

so you're here for the gangbang as well?

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

woot

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on May 31, 2009 4:08 PM CDT reply actions  

G-E-T-Z GETZ GETZ GETZ!

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by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 4:08 PM CDT reply actions  

woot

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on May 31, 2009 4:08 PM CDT reply actions  

woot

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on May 31, 2009 4:08 PM CDT reply actions  

holy shit

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:08 PM CDT reply actions  

GETZ!

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on May 31, 2009 4:09 PM CDT reply actions  

GETZ!

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on May 31, 2009 4:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah lol

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 31, 2009 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

YES

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on May 31, 2009 4:09 PM CDT reply actions  

well done

once again, I like the aggressive baserunning too.

by shaftr on May 31, 2009 4:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Hawk said that he did.

It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

by ElDiablo on May 31, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Honey's love it when he scores...

It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

by ElDiablo on May 31, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

lemme get this straight

cox was trying to hold up BA; this would make it a single

by Daniel Berlyn on May 31, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

wft

I thought that was the man on 1B who beat the throw home, this baserunning is ridiculous

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on May 31, 2009 4:10 PM CDT reply actions  

runners had to hold there was only 1 out

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
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by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 31, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

the ball was almost out of the park and the RF had his back turned

Start running! And why in the hell isn’t Cox windmilling them home? The guy’s brain is pickled.

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on May 31, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cox is a better fielder than he is base coach.

he has been awful this year

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 31, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

pretty much like your commenting

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on May 31, 2009 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

good 1

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 31, 2009 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't even need Farnsworth!

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on May 31, 2009 4:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Well Getz is standing on second somehow.

Did they show Fields stopping/starting on WGN? No such replay.

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by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 4:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Not yet

But I cannot understand why it took him so long to make it from 1st to 3rd. Misread the fly ball I suppose

by 3E8 on May 31, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nobody's seen Getz hit one that far, maybe.

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by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

that baserunning was not josh's fault.

it started with anderson and then getz ran up on fields while fields was waiting on anderson.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on May 31, 2009 4:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Where the fock was Fields?

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 31, 2009 4:11 PM CDT reply actions  

PETER PAN!

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 31, 2009 4:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Woo! Runs!

White Sox: looks like we rolled snake eyes.

by vince_ on May 31, 2009 4:12 PM CDT reply actions  

hilarious

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pods continues teabagging Colin.

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 31, 2009 4:13 PM CDT reply actions  

getz injured

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 31, 2009 4:13 PM CDT reply actions  

false

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jayson Nix

playing 2nd base.

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 31, 2009 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

faggot

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 31, 2009 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

and there we go

flagged

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

You wash your Lexus with that mouth?

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's mad

his Patek Philippe got stolen

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on May 31, 2009 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you twelve?

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

i believe it would be

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

also ties our longest win streak on the year

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think Selig will overrule it

I can’t say I’d be against it, I mean does a sweep against the Royals count in any season?

by Daniel Berlyn on May 31, 2009 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

You cannot kill the sparkplug

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on May 31, 2009 4:13 PM CDT reply actions  

this Podsednik kid is dynamic

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on May 31, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's why Cox is third base coach.

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by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 4:14 PM CDT reply actions  

wtf?

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 31, 2009 4:15 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

that was almost really bad.

by shaftr on May 31, 2009 4:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Passed ball.

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by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I looked up that inning though... JD singled anyways right?

Why does that go unearned? Genuine questioning… I don’t really care about Greinke’s ERA as impressive as it is.

by CatBrains on May 31, 2009 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

i just 8 dinner

go team.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on May 31, 2009 4:20 PM CDT reply actions  

The sixth fourth inning.

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by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Again with the Joe Maddon math.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

hint

he’s making fun of the fifth third inning sponsorship on the radio

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was?

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by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

i thought you were

my bad

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Another hint:

Commenting on it being the fourth inning is a joke.

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 31, 2009 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

OCab coming to town

Hit im in da mout

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Hawk's viagra

causing him to be over-anxious

by Daniel Berlyn on May 31, 2009 4:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Sweeeeeep.

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by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 4:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Wheres my broom?!

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 31, 2009 4:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Hoodie's got it.

You might want to scrub it really hard when he returns it.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought he uses a brush.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 31, 2009 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

HSA told him they were the same thing.

Now he’s all confused.

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by Sox Machine on May 31, 2009 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Those Peorians are simple folk.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on May 31, 2009 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Today makes me wonder

ar we an ok team????

imagine if we had GoBe……

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on May 31, 2009 4:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes, we are an okay team.

Expecially since we traded for Roy Oswalt.

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 31, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

we hay clayton

we dont need that bum…..

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by thecip on May 31, 2009 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't tell. Beat the Angels 17-3, lose 20-1 to those bitches up north... it's a weird team.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on May 31, 2009 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice sweep

That 5 game set against the tigers might be a big deal.

by shaftr on May 31, 2009 4:23 PM CDT reply actions  

that might be the understatement of the season

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

might be

Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT

by BoeJouma on May 31, 2009 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

How sweep it is!

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on May 31, 2009 4:24 PM CDT reply actions  

this makes me happy.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on May 31, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

the Royals

perpetual jokes, nice

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on May 31, 2009 4:24 PM CDT reply actions  

dear god.

what a lovely day

Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT

by BoeJouma on May 31, 2009 4:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Podsednik=wins

as Kenwo=ratings

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on May 31, 2009 4:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Scott Podsednik killed my grandmother.

and raped my dog.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on May 31, 2009 4:28 PM CDT reply actions  

I like him even better now.

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on May 31, 2009 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 31, 2009 4:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Also...

http://whitesoxsweep.ytmnd.com/

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 31, 2009 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Looking good!

Let’s take all four from the A’s.

by Black Sox Baseball on May 31, 2009 4:31 PM CDT reply actions  

im happy.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on May 31, 2009 4:31 PM CDT reply actions  

it was supposed to be to muse

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on May 31, 2009 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

knights of cydonia

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on May 31, 2009 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

great video

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am not.

This makes them due to lose when I’m at the game tomorrow. :(

Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..

by defensive indifference on May 31, 2009 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

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