Anatomy of an "L"
by The Cheat on May 4, 2009 6:30 PM CDT
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PrintChicago White Sox at Kansas City Royals, May 4, 2009 7:10 PM CDT
Being without the internet for a few days, I wasn't sure which Royals pitcher the Sox would be facing tonight. As I hit the little box that makes the purty game preview above, all I was saying to myself was "Please, not Greinke. Please, not Greinke." Damn.
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Greinke can't be lights-out all season. Let's shake him up!
(for Jim)
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"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
what?
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
i am really ashamed that went over my head
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
he only gets one verse on that entire album
i figured that was fish in a barrell
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
Thanks for the clever title.
Dick.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
Some thought was involved.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Romanovs aint shit!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
terrifying
http://cbs2chicago.com/sports/Joba.Chamberlain.mother.2.1001129.html
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
she's coming for you
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
"damn it, ma...."
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
He looks like her
That’s…kinda sad, actually.
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
as i read the $110 for one gram
i’m thinking either:
a) holy shit the price of meth is expensive. people ought to switch to a cheaper upper, like cocaine.
b) that was such an inflated price that it screams “OH HAI! I’M A NARC, CAN IZ BAI DRUGS FROM YOO?”
fucking tweakers….
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
so $200 for some crack doesn't sound fair?
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
i believe now we're in rhythm's wheelhouse
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
joba was raised pretty much by his father, no?
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 4, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
sounds right
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joba
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
fatolo for the W tonight dudes
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colons appetite has no quota
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
Q!tolo for the W tonight dudes
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Don't we each get a turn? And then a turn for all the absent SSS'ers?
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Not even if it means they can make more fat jokes in the meantime?
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
imagine if we had juanie and bartolo
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"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
you read my mind
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"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
its gonna be a banner night
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
apparently not.....
(insert joke about colin and a getz interview)
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By the way...I agree with you on Bart with the W.
You don’t scare me, Greinke!
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
over/under thome strikeouts today
is being set at 2.5
over/under swing and misses on curveball from thome….3.5
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Undah.
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
another one that should be kicked around
number of times hawk tells about how greinke used to be decent…but then took some time and then came back and is one of the best pitchers ever something something yaz
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90.5
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
Which also happens to be the top speed on Bartolo's 4-seamer tonight.
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Greinke and Colon a good matchup?
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
No one asked about gay marriage, Nate.
Thou protesteth too much. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
I think we've let enough go in the past few games.
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
you mean could be Q!ble
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Fuck you, too, Javy.
These off-season trades are paying immediate dividends, I tell you.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
hasn't reached the 5th inning yet and you're already bitching
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 4, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
luis castillo's error was clearly because of the off-season trades
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
I'm watching him no-hit the Mets.
I’ll retreat into my Southern shell. Carry on.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
you must have stopped watching in the 4th, then
when wright doubled
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
Some of us have children to tuck in
and warn about Internet folks.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
ha! Good call.
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
javy falls apart in the sixth mets lead
woot
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throw those pitches
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Zack Greinke is high-strung and hot-tempered by nature
If you can’t get him the first time through the lineup, you may want to start trying to get in his head. For example, everyone taking pitches, even with two strikes, leaning over the plate, bunting consecutively, taking a really long time to get in the box, calling timeout, staring at him hard. This could make him overthrow or underthrow(which he’s been known to do in the past). If that sounds retarded, well, the Sox don’t have much of a chance anyway.
that swing call was bs
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
no it wasn't
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
rose colored glasses
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
forgiven
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
does anybody know why grienke is not vulnerable to the verducci effect?
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 4, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions
same reason i was shocked to see Spock with a homo sapien goatee
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
wrong place my bad
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
"Mirror, Mirror"
its evil spock
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
i think its cuz he's pitched a shit load of innings before
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
career stats
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/g/greinza01.shtml
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
First off, he could well be in the "exceptions" category
Greinke is going to tail off regardless. Greinke is a special occasion, I’d say. Besides, the “Verducci Effect” is a guideline, not a rule.
by Daniel Berlyn on May 4, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
unlike the law of massett
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 4, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice catch, Q!
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
his defense is underrated
the only thing he doesnt have out there is range
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on May 4, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
haha. req'd.
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
He's so beautiful.
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They should piss him off or something
I really want to see Greinke lose it, throwing 100 MPH over the ump
don't bank on it
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
he's too good to let him dictate the pace
he pitches like an old-school pitcher, treat him like one.
by Daniel Berlyn on May 4, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
that'll learn him
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
aj Q!zynski
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is that a ws ring?
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
24 pitches through 2
i bet the best thing we could do is just start taking pitches and hope colon matches grienke….
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
Evidently, you can piss off Grienke by calling him "Donnie."
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Sox Machine
do that, then
tell him he’s still not as good as he was in MVP 05, too
by Daniel Berlyn on May 4, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
his curve was so nasty in mvp 05
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
he actually has that pitch in his repertoire, too
by Daniel Berlyn on May 4, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
he doesn't throw it that slow anymore
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
i kicked ass in mvp 05 i still do
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i would destroy you
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
let's set this tourney up
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Yeah, get a room already!
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
who's bringin the tv to the meet-up
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
SSS Summer MVP 05 tourney
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perfect game with ben sheets
he hit the homerun that scored the only run
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
I've had a few perfect games
My first was with Brandon Webb. MVP mode, I’m assuming?
by Daniel Berlyn on May 4, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
but of course
not worth bragging about otherwise
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
damn straight
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I remember when I found out you could turn the pitch speed up to 50
after removing the strike zone and colored spots, it was like having a new game.
by Daniel Berlyn on May 4, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
the adjustment sliders were too much fun
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
i'm so playing this game after school's done
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what an awesome game
too bad I have gamecube, I still have to adjust the rosters manually.
by Daniel Berlyn on May 4, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
ps2
so same
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
there is no mvp 09
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
i wish there was a mvp 09
i’d be all over that shit…EA rocks sports games
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well i paid 10 bucks for 2k8
as opposed to 60 for 2k9 i’m happy
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yep yep i got the ps2 version
although i do have a 360 now and currently am having fun with mlb 2k8 bartolo dominates
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can't get teh show on 360 otherwise i would've this year
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against who?
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
i once struck out 20 with wade miller....
sick curveball
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i threw either a nono or a perfect game with the count
i think i got the loss in that alfonseca game. me and my friend used to have closer duels where you pitch with your closer until he gets hurt.
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
Anyone see the white-haired dude sitting just off to the left field side? Sorta a cross between Jeffrey Tambor/Oscar and Einstein. I dig his style.
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just saw him
hilarious
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
actually i think there are two of them
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
I think I see who you're talking about
That guy is kinda freaky
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
I just lold right now.
Its fucking Doc Brown!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha. Just replied to you below before I saw this....that was my other thought.
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
lol yes.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I kinda felt bad for Billy there,
He looked so sad.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
its a heckuva ride now
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
:::facepalm:::
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
It's almost as if that bird that flew by was taunting Colon.
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Reminds me of:
“What you swattin’ at?”
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Sox Machine
heck yes! That's one of my favorites.
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Classic indeed.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
aj's sliding the mitt over trying for the strike
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
yep. He also looks like him.....that's where the Einstein came from...
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Sofa king great.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
yes
but it will strike a cord in his very tightly wounded assortment of cords. I just feel he should be mentally challenged somehow… maybe plunking a Royals hitter would work, maybe kicking dirt at him a la O-Cab.
by Daniel Berlyn on May 4, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
see, you can't let Greinke do that. He's too much in control right now.
by Daniel Berlyn on May 4, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, we saw how well that worked for OCab. Most embarrassing moment of the season. Ok, maybe that was in Minnesota....but still..way up there.
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
what do you think we would have to give up for Coco?
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
Opportunity to field the single to left and hold the runner at 3rd.
Bobbled badly over his head…runner scored easily by the time he found the ball.
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
just saw the video highlight on gameday... wow
cox prolly would have held guillen on that one regardless
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
Next K I expect this ump to up it to a karate kickout
"I tell you what, that kid has Nintendo power"
and now they die
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
Pods recitifying!
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
Pods wants to get that run back.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
doc brown help you out?
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
lol
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
is pods really going to steal?
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
farmio is fuming about the low bridge to alexei.
said someone on kc has to go down.
brian anderson would've caught that...
You have to be able to put the ball in play for that.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Sigh
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Why the fuck does he keep calling for that with Lilli up?
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
why is Lilli playing?????????
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
Who else is there?
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
*on the team
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
raines, cox, cora, cooper, walker, danks, floyd, googles, buehrle, count, the trainers, reporters
fans in the stands, god
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
hawk, stone, dj, seahawk wide recivers, alexi, corky
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
kenny williams, dotel, linebrink, jenks, thornton, carrasco, broadway, thome
bp catcher, bp coach,
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
Was that a busted H&R
Or is Pods just washed up?
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Sox Machine
laporta takes tallet deep....tie game
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go fuck yourself
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A-hole Trooper.
Wait, LaPorta doesn’t think so. I’m now confused.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
those park renovations do look nice
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
Thanks.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
isn't he always playing the same hand?
what’s the movement like on his fastball if you’re watching?
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 4, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
fo' shame!
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
taking Hoodies place tonight
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Is it time for an "ugh" yet?
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
don't know. might be time for a blaaaaaargh.
also time for a separate thread for video games.
brian anderson would've caught that...
dealing aces
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
No more close ups of Colon plz.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
whatever, if colon gives us a QS, i have no problems with that...
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 4, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions
with the close ups or the home runs ;-)
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 4, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm sorta sick of our infielders just diving all over the dirt and not actually stopping balls/making plays.
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their moms are too
gettin their pants all muddy and what not
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
Paulie can pick 'em
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Wait, did I just hear this correctly?
In “Death Wish 5: The Face of Death” after some psycho thug roughed up his wife, Bronson just tearfully suggested she report it to the cops. WTF Charlie:
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
by ChicagoPete on May 4, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
they made a fifth?
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
"I wish I was dead. Oyyyyy."
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
I've never seen this one before
nor #4. How can you possibly top #3?
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
was that the one with the giggler?
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
rec'd
never saw a death wish movie until i saw II a couple years ago… fucking time capsule – the whole vigilante justice / backlash against liberalism / rising crime …
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 4, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
This one has some pretty high production values, I'm impressed
I’m even more impressed that Saul Rubinek is in it, I love this guy – he also directed “Comin Home in a Body Bag”
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
True Romance.
Some of the best scenses ever.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
non
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
They show up as yellow as WU.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
He needs a new liver.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
not i
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Weird
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Works fine for me.
Did you accidentally uncheck the auto-refresh box ?
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Strangely, I just went back to the home page and it said 8 new comments in here...not sure what to think anymore!
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Konerko's got the Gold Glove this year.
Book it.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Pods suuuuuuucks
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
wandering around looking lost in RF
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
go us!
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Are we still in Texas?
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
the scoreboard is tipping bartolos pitches
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Gotta change the avatar. We've played like wet pussies since I put up the wet pussy.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
we have a scapegoat!
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
Shun the non believer,
shuuuuuuuuuun.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
charrrlieeee!
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Haha
those animations are great. I think the second one was the best.
“Put a banana in your ear…”
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
after colon strikes out olivo he's gonna go into the dugout and take a bite out of lillibridge
just to let everyone know he means business.
by Trooper on May 4, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
why doesn't he just eat lillibridge
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
thats what i said
you think it would take more than one bite?
by Trooper on May 4, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
wrecked. I believe I would pay to witness that. Say, the price of my mlb subscription.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
7th - crooked # with a Beltran dinger.
I almost feel better.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
god is busy playing right field
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
Correction, left field.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
It IS God.
He just THINKS he’s DeJesus.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Q! is a wrathful god.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
He is jealous too. We must love him exclusively. OR ELSE!
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, put it on your bumper.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
your new pic is scary
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
fuck yes
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
that one and it was directed at HSA
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
i do that all the time
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
why are you still awake?
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Someone has to keep you honest, OG,
poster of illicit material. I’ve got my eye on you, son.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Not all of it is illicit.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
My friend painted it. She paints amazing sea creatures. Sharks are a very real part of my life, BOS.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
it is a good picture
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
Yep, I dig her style.
Another one.
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
cooooooooooooooool!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
See: my fb profile pic. The hammerheads....
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
INSIDE JOKES
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
OMG UR SO RIGHT!! CLEARLY WE ARE JOKING.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
your friend has a touch
awsome
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
Where's Dye tonight?
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
resting his battered hand
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
And Fields?
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
yes.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
fuck texas.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on May 4, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
recd
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
what a game
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
baseball tonight and sportscenter will have a field day
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
what a shitty game
fixed
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe greinke will get upset that he never gets a nice BLARAARR ringup
at least we can count on the sox to keep all the Ks forward.
runner at bottom of screen
Eaton : 5 innings, 5 hits, 4 er
universe reverts back to normal order
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
The Royals broadcast is trying to get Greinke a nickname
Z Ace
Planet Z
Greinkinator
Zacktastic
There isn’t a runaway favorite in the poll, because they all suck.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
?
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
ben affleck
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
He was da bomb in Phantoms.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Danks needs one too
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
John Barleycorn.
Makes hitters see double.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
"Married with Children"
Good until Seven came along.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Fuck i hated Seven!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
they need to go old school with the nicknames
when they used to pick out some physical abnormality. like crater face.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on May 4, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Or Dummy.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 4, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ass eyes.
I think that was Jim Bouton.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
How bouts Kokksukker (with maybe a couple backwards 'k's' in there).
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
definetly need to propose these options to the KC site
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
he should've gone for second
no one was covering it
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
Are you questioning the judgement of the smartest base runner in baseball?
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
And now AJ will get caught stealing.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Almost had a DADGUMMIT! from hawk.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
Stoney talking about offensive value by position.
Good stuff.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
Yes, my Magic are annihilating the Celtics.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Youre lucky larry isnt here.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, he's here.
He’s everywhere. Like fucking Tom Joad.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Fuck everything.
We need a new gamethread. This shit is starting to freeze my mlbtv.
UGOD! COLIN!!!! SOMEBODY!
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
At least he got one out.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
When's the last DQ of Ozzie?
I think he needs to go Grienke and scare the kids.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
I'm delayed a couple minutes...but this be unreal. dayum.
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
this is the most irrelevant game thread i have ever seen
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
You haven't been around long.
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank you.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Like a car crash, it's hard to look away.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
its only may
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
To the rescue
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/5/4/865037/overflow-thread
new GT
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
coopers magic book!
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
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