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new threads dudes wooot
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Got out of the inning
Now go get some runs!
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Or muffins.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice sig HSA.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Why thank you. At one time in SSS history, it was a greenie....but then Cheat got a fork up his ass.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
who doesn't
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
First runner in scoring position!
Watch him not score.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Lillibridge will strike out in four pitches.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
That man has to be from Up With People
or a Tommy Tune show.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
good job little b...bitch
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
pods the only one not to k tonight wow
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Everyone has K'd once,
except Podsednik.
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
IS ANYONE ON THIS TEAM BESIDES THE HOLY SCOTTRICK PODSEDNIK WORTH ANYTHING?
CALL UP CHARLOTTE AND TRADE Q FOR JERRY OWENS WE NEED A MAKEOVER
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart
JO's in Seattle.
He can’t help us any more.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
HE'S 20.
AND CUBA IS A CONTINENT. TO SOME.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
I may be wrong,
but I believe Pods is the only one not to K tonight on the Sox.
Pods is wasting his time with these numbnuts. Needs to be in AA with the future.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
I think Pods hasnt Kd tonight.
Fucking crazy.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
I'm in 5th, Beeyatch!
With a bullet, and no catcher or pitching. If Youkilis hits .400 I’m golden.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
i do not want to fuck lance berkman while we are at it
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
by U-God on May 4, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
bask in my dust skank
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
Surprising.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
people said that a black man would be elected president when pigs fly
sure enough, 100 days into obama’s presidency, swine flu.
by Trooper on May 4, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
flagged.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
It was a bad pun.
He’s not like that.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Keep trying...I am nearly sold on laughing....
;)
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
No shit. That is HILARIOUS!
ROFLLOLOLOLOLOLROFLORFROLFOLOLO!
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, how I've missed that.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
didnt know that
my bad
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
well i didnt get it until you explained it
so whatever
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
Trooper just has a horseshit sense of humor.
;)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
are you adopting a new son?
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
A regular fluffer, you are.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
you should go read your boy's blog
no new posts
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
I did a couple of weeks ago.
He’ll learn.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Yeah, I can't think of one asshole around here that attempts to reap laughter with shitty puns.....hmmmmm......
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
You're the man!!
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
shitty-pun-tacular
would rec again
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
so not sure if this has been posted yet
but i think pods is the only sox player not to strikeout
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
We don't get those anymore.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
thats news to me!
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
Where you hear that?
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
So lately I've been thinking of buying a bike for this summer
but today I realized it’s probably cheaper if I just buy some bolt cutters.
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
welcome to the dark side my son

"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
are you older than me?
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
21 in exactly one month
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
thats close
very close
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
indeed
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
Creepy.
Get a room, you two.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on May 4, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i think he was saying that my birthday is fast approaching
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
i do actually
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
spoiler alert
Thank gawd, Bronson finally took down the bad guys – the suspense was killing me. He shoved the thug leader into an acid bath for the climactic death scense.
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
that is pretty tight
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
good shit
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
The best killing
was the explosive filled soccer ball, “Here, this’ll cure your dandruff”
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
epic
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
I'd say it's worth some space on the dvr
to save for viewing in a seriously altered state
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
I finally did it,
i walked the five feet to my remote. I can finally change the channel.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
Fucking sweet Bad Boys is on HBO.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Half your assets and all your pride is pretty steep, BF.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
oooh! Don't forget your nuts.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
First, you are not married.
Second, um, pride? Why be redundant?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
ALL YOUR NUT ARE BELONG TO ME!
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
(uhhh....not yours personally, WU....I speak on behalf of women and wives and....awwwwkwwward!)
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
man
5/22 is gonna be awkward
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
No doubt. Absolutely no fucking doubt in my mind.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
care to e-mail the seating chart
the suspense is killing me.
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
What, you think I made a fucking spreadsheet? It's sketched sloppily on the envelope in which the tickets arrived. I suppose I could take a photo and send it to you. I'll work on it.... :)
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
neat
i haven’t even seen my ticket yet. i had you mail it to my house
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
Right...even better, I'm sure.
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by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
If age appropriate.
That means you, Trooper, will be shitfaced.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
I have a clue you are not on that list.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
I ran everyone's personal information based on their names and addresses, etc....same stuff you guys woulda done...just your routine background and credit checks....
Trooper is of drinking age.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
does WU have my ticket?
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Yes.
It was a large clue, granted, but I didn’ty miss it. Someone obviously did.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Swisher at the bat.
His stance is eerily similar to Q’s as a righty.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
I get the feeling that Clayton is going to bean the next lefty up in the head
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
Wait, there's a game going on?
Have we scored? Is Gabriel blowing his horn?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Dinah is blowing hers
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
we all have one-track minds
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
lol
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Juke Joint Jezebel playing in the club in Bad Boys is so awesome.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 4, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
anthony john!
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
come on che
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
think this guy will K?
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
attaboy che...
here we go pods
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Pods HR
I’m calling it.
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Or not
Ugh
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
he moved the runner!
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
fucksticks
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
At least Pods didnt K.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
ze goggles!
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
did he switch sides during the ab?
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
Pathetic
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
more distractions
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
Ha, I don't know if this is it, but....
THAT BIRD IS AN IMPOSTOR!
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
sho nuf.... :)
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 4, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
now i just need to find the one with the short-haired rabbit
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
Sweet I just started dling the KMFDM discography.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
Why the hell not?
We’re through the looking glass, Alice.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
outfielder no 8
"I’ll take the old gray lady over the peanut gallery on some cow town blog."
MadVillian
douchenozzle
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
8 innings of 3 run ball from colon and richard is nice to see
If only we could score.
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
I miss when we were a team that lived and died on the home run
At least we lived some times.
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
so so true
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
can thome hit the over on k's set? or will he do something
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Nix shoulda made it to 3rd, non??
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
awesome we got greinke'd
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Uhhh.... ohhhh
Not looking good right now
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
We couldn't hit water falling out of a boat right now.
And Ozzie just gave Walker the vote of confidence (see larry’s Fanshot).
No help coming any time soon. Go to the mirror, boy(s).
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
This is one of the most pathetic pitcher's duels I have ever seen
Sox pitching did strike out seven.
Grienke belongs in the “special case” category. He’s only given up one earned run so far. A lot of teams are tipping their cap.
At the risk of sounding like Hawk, this team could actually pull it together. I’d hate to think they are wasting some very good production from PK.
A year ago at this time – the Sox were coming off a seven game losing streak – including sweeps at the Metrodome and in Toronto.
The solution is simple: someone needs to buy some blowup dolls – stat.
And BAzzle BA in the azzle.
Pronto (in honor of Cinco de Mayo).
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

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