Game Thread Stopper!
by colintj on May 5, 2009 10:05 PM CDT
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Okay.
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on May 5, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions
Q!
and AJ!
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
credit the thread
and also a little of my relocation to the kitchen.
(apparently calling the tv a motherfucker in the same room as a phone conversation isn’t nice)
larry prob has a dear abby about this
Formerly Crede's Crew
au contraire
Having a phone conversation in the same room as the tv isn’t nice.
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by homesickalien on May 5, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Stay put.
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by homesickalien on May 5, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Fangraphs in-game twitter:
7-7, 20 % to Win, Bot 7, 0 Outs, _23, Billy Butler double off pitcher Octavio Dotel.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
New thead LUCK.
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on May 5, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions
Glad I asked.
Q!
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by homesickalien on May 5, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I summon gamethreads here, my love.
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by homesickalien on May 5, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't strain anything patting yourself on the back
BM: 'Oh, we've ruined millions of lives. They're just being babies about it." 8-Bit Theater
No worries. I'll just ask one of my manservants to massage it out.
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by homesickalien on May 5, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
"Oh Colin..."
BM: 'Oh, we've ruined millions of lives. They're just being babies about it." 8-Bit Theater
...when the Ump clearly has eye problems.
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on May 5, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Q hitting singles is simply unacceptable.
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Thome seems to think so also.
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by homesickalien on May 5, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
sounds like a Robert Palmer song
BM: 'Oh, we've ruined millions of lives. They're just being babies about it." 8-Bit Theater
He’s a natural law, and He leaves me in awe
He deserves the applause, I surrender because…..
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by homesickalien on May 5, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Why does this game exist
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
a capitalist free market economy
Formerly Crede's Crew
See, the universe started in a big bang
At this point all the Masset in the universe was contained in a single infinitely small point. It then rapidly expanded through space and time, causing Masset to be spread throughout the known universe. 15 billion years later, this Masset can be found in concentrations of certain terrestial beings known as “pitchers.” Even pitchers who do not exhibit signs of strong Masset concentration can still exhibit Masset-like qualities from time to time.
Q.E.D. this game.
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
by vince_ on May 5, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That, and...
…to provide Cox/Kuntz jokes
by IceColdFalstaff on May 5, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Umm...
didn’t you see the first half of the game?
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on May 5, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
8 walks tonight
No good
BM: 'Oh, we've ruined millions of lives. They're just being babies about it." 8-Bit Theater
the kc announcer said, which i agree with,
it seems like every batter has had a 3-2 count.
brian anderson would've caught that...
i can't imagine a reason why god
would make you call trey hillman a dumbass.
brian anderson would've caught that...
For what its worth Podsednik still hasn't struck out.
BM: 'Oh, we've ruined millions of lives. They're just being babies about it." 8-Bit Theater
3 bagger!
Nice!
BM: 'Oh, we've ruined millions of lives. They're just being babies about it." 8-Bit Theater
SMARTEST BASERUNNER!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 5, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions
I like AJ pushing the issue tonight
first on the play at the plate and now on the triple
BM: 'Oh, we've ruined millions of lives. They're just being babies about it." 8-Bit Theater
AJ is the only one who looks like he gives a shit tonight
"I tell you what, that kid has Nintendo power"
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by homesickalien on May 5, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that Larry David?
BM: 'Oh, we've ruined millions of lives. They're just being babies about it." 8-Bit Theater
Yep. My living hero (RIP, GC).
Frame from the episode called “Kamikaze Bingo.”
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by homesickalien on May 5, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Apparently sitting next to the old man from the Six Flags commercials.
BM: 'Oh, we've ruined millions of lives. They're just being babies about it." 8-Bit Theater
haha. I actually think the Six Flags dude is a costume...but yes, I see the resemblance. :)
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by homesickalien on May 5, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Noooooooooooo...
Surely you jest :-P
BM: 'Oh, we've ruined millions of lives. They're just being babies about it." 8-Bit Theater
I hate to break the bad news....
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by homesickalien on May 5, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, I'll always have the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, and Santee Clause
BM: 'Oh, we've ruined millions of lives. They're just being babies about it." 8-Bit Theater
Don't forget Ra the sun god
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on May 5, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's not get TOO crazy here
Even THIS 28 year old has his limits.
BM: 'Oh, we've ruined millions of lives. They're just being babies about it." 8-Bit Theater
Pods is winning this game
And our hearts.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
or 50'
"I tell you what, that kid has Nintendo power"
by Alexei Can I on May 5, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Why the fuck did he swing?!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 5, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions
This is never going to end.
It’ll be the end of the season and the Sox and Royals will be on inning 2967403945 of this game.
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
At this rate, it's gonna be the end of the 2010 season when we finally reach that inning.
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by homesickalien on May 5, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
That would be cool
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
At least we can throw Swisher out on the mound when it hits the 15th inning
oh, wait…
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
Can a May 5th game be called a must-win?
by IceColdFalstaff on May 5, 2009 10:48 PM CDT reply actions
At least a can't-lose
"I tell you what, that kid has Nintendo power"
by Alexei Can I on May 5, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
No.
Settle down with the designer stats. This isn’t fucking algebra, it’s baseball..
by defensive indifference on May 5, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
dj loves bloomquist
said he gives 120% and it rubs off on his teammates.
thanks dj!
brian anderson would've caught that...
yeah, he said
“you waste a 1 out triple, guess what, you deserve to lose.”
guess what cowley? you write completely ridiculous stupid shit repeatedly, you deserve to be shit canned.
fucking idiot.
brian anderson would've caught that...
You know what usually follows 3 Q! singles....
A NuQ!lear bomb
"I tell you what, that kid has Nintendo power"
After AJ's triple it made me curious about triples by catchers.
Apparently #72 had 47 in his career.
And this is career number 16 for Anthony John who had 6 of em back in 2002.
BM: 'Oh, we've ruined millions of lives. They're just being babies about it." 8-Bit Theater
As a Twin no less.
Do you think they were piranhas then too?
BM: 'Oh, we've ruined millions of lives. They're just being babies about it." 8-Bit Theater
Why did Carlos yell Buck's name just then?
by IceColdFalstaff on May 5, 2009 11:01 PM CDT reply actions
That was as loud as the voice of God.
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by homesickalien on May 5, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
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by homesickalien on May 5, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
YAY!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 5, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
yow
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Isn't Hillman contractually obligated to use Farnsworth at this point?
Think of the children.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
Some theorize
that given enough Masset in a high enough concentration, the sheer gravitational force will cause time itself to slow down. Such a concentration of Masset has never been seen, but has been hypothesized to be possible in sporting contests called “baseball games.” From the point of view of an observer of said game, time would continue at a normal pace but such an event would never end. From the point of view of an outsider, the participants and observers of such a game would appear to be moving in slow motion.
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
by vince_ on May 5, 2009 11:09 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
sounds about right. heheheheh
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by homesickalien on May 5, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
tabasco shoulda just pitched the 6th and 7th
why didn’t he tell anyone he knows how to sit em down in order?
and this is why you don’t start typing comments early.
How'd the game end up going?
I assume it’s over because it’s 11:14 in the PM and Comcast must be showing the encore and the “10th” in the graphic is a typo
"and we'll continue playing it forever just because this is the....."
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by homesickalien on May 5, 2009 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Up and Out!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 5, 2009 11:17 PM CDT reply actions
Third out please
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Thank you
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Coop gives those to everybody.
Like a “welome to the Sox” gift, along with a “stretch doubles into singles” instructional video and an Ozzie-to-English dictionary.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I don't know. Without the SB, we are nothing. NOTHING!
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by homesickalien on May 5, 2009 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
9:20 PDT and I am wayyy past my bedtime.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
I wish I was kidding. I get up at 4 AM M-F. I'm approaching 6 hours left til that fucking alarm goes off...
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 5, 2009 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
oh my, ok, that changes things a little
Formerly Crede's Crew
toughen up sunshine. I'm on the east coast - bed time came and went a long time ago
Besides, 9 pm is your bedtime? What are you, eight years old? :)
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
I am pathetic, no doubt. But I am really not a happy camper without at least 6 hours.
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by homesickalien on May 5, 2009 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm an even less happy camper
when they take a billion years to play a game and then lose the goddamn thing.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Yeah, I may have to retire to avoid being really pissed before I go to bed too late. That would ruin my morning too, I'm sure. :)
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by homesickalien on May 5, 2009 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Come on AJ
Those outfield seats are calling.
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Come on Che
Nothing better than a long ball to get you on the right track
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Uh...where did the game go?
Crud. My CSN+ channel just went back to the religious programming that it usually broadcasts and CSN is showing the Monsters in the Morning encore.
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
But for some reason mlb.tv is letting me watch the game
Cool
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
they have to make it an early night
lillibridge goes to bed even earlier than hsa
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on May 5, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok. Good luck, boys. I would rather miss a win than stay up for a loss.
Godspeed. And goodnight.
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Had they won, I would have been what was preventing them from winning.
They lose, and I’m the scapegoat because I left.
I just can’t win!!
/bawling
/ballin’
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by homesickalien on May 6, 2009 8:30 AM CDT up reply actions
evenin' ma'am
BM: 'Oh, we've ruined millions of lives. They're just being babies about it." 8-Bit Theater
Yeah...we're gonna lose
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
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I'm a complete turd.
All game, I’m wondering what the hell is wrong with the color on my TV. Completely forgot – it’s CLTV, and it always looks and sounds like shit.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Yep. I'm a cheapass.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I'm blaming HSA for this one.
BM: 'Oh, we've ruined millions of lives. They're just being babies about it." 8-Bit Theater
by Hazymania on May 5, 2009 11:43 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
ditto
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on May 5, 2009 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions
And here I thought I was being the sacrificial lamb.
Well. At least it ended in this calendar year!
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by homesickalien on May 6, 2009 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Okay..
Would Crede have had that?
We all know BA would’ve.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Yep.
Had a feeling the 0-fer guy would hit the gamewinner.
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt." ~Ozzie Guillen on AJ Pierzynski, 3-17-09
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Well unless the Sox finish one game back of a playoff spot, I am just happy to have this one over
I was bad at sports growing up… can you tell?
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