Mark Buehrle Flirts With Perfection
When Mark Buehrle first came to the big leagues, scouts were unimpressed by his repertoire. He didn't have a single offering that could be considered "plus" pitch. Yet he was able to finish his first full-season with the 4th best ERA and lowest WHIP in the AL.
I can't remember thinking too much about it at the time -- I was happy just to enjoy having a homegrown prospect turn into a real life major league pitcher -- but I'm sure some more tuned-in observers had to wonder: How does he do it?
It's now years later. Over a 100 wins later. A no-hitter later. An hour-and-fifty minute game later. A World Series (in which he recorded a save, but a not a victory) later. He's added a true plus pitch, the cutter, and I'm still not entirely sure how Mark Buehrle gets it done.
But he gets it done. And sometimes, sometimes, he really pulls out something special.
Thursday was one of those nights.
Buehrle breezed through the top of the first so fast that I missed the second and third batters, distracted by my dinner. By the time he took the mound again, he he had a 5-run cushion, which is a welcome change from the Sox recent slow starts. Though 1 run would have been more than enough for Buehrle on this night.
The next 16 Tigers to come to the plate would walk back to the dugout without reaching base, the first 19 batters of the game, perfect through 6-and-third. And he made it look easy, with stuff that scouts would still call pedestrian (though his changeup was pretty nasty tonight). He needed no more than 15 pitches in any of the first 6 innings, and 12 or less in 5 of them.
Placido Polanco, the 20th Tiger hitter of the night, was the first to find an empty patch of grass with a double down the left field line, spoiling Buehrle's special night.
I can't say I'm too disappointed. Don't get me wrong, I was rooting for the perfect game. But the season had already begun to take on a 2007-ish feel in the last week. I'd rather watch a season that features the Sox competing all year long, even if they miss the playoffs, than one like the '07 season which featured three separate individual high notes (Buehrle's No-No, Thome's 500th HR, and Jenks 41 consecutive batters retired) yet seemingly little reason to watch everyday, which might explain why I didn't bother to write about the latter two.
As long as Mark Buehrle is on the White Sox, there will always be a reason to watch.
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Well Put
Always a pleasure to watch his starts and you know it won’t be a long game when he’s on the bump. He kept a lot of guys off balance, his change was pretty nasty tonight.
my boy burls
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
who doesnt
love that fun lovin lefty?
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on May 8, 2009 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Sometimes the best moves are the ones you don't make
Happened to glance at a box score and whoa! OCab really tearing it up this year – but you do have to figure in his gold glove defense to really determine his true value:
.229 / .289 /.257 / blech
Makes Alexei look like an allstar. How happy am I that he was too proud to sign an extension? I can’t imagine being stuck with that contract and then having to endure two more years of that ass.
And since MB’s near no-hitter is giving me flashbacks about 2007: the greatest punter/hockey player/modern pentathlete in North Dakota history may not be long for this world:
.179/ .226 / .250/ ha!

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
i'll tell ya petey that looks like a ballplayer to me
look at that chiseled chin, should be carrying a lunch pail instead of a suitcase though
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 8, 2009 7:12 AM CDT up reply actions
You know who he reminds me of?
I mean, just his presence on the field…Teddy Ballgame
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
Teddy Ballgame, you don't say
I’m just tellin’ ya, the way he brings himself to the plate, it’s like he’s going to work, just a pleasure to watch
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 8, 2009 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions
But man, I tell ya, you know who always gave him trouble?
“Sudden Sam?” "You’re dadgum right! chuckle chuckle Man, he was sumpin else.
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
Back in my day when a pitcher would give me trouble
I would sleep with the pitcher’s wife to make him feel futile, sure nuff it worked! I miss those days, baseball’s changed Stoney…
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 8, 2009 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions
grinderstad, how about no more 07' references.
thanks
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
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by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 8, 2009 8:01 AM CDT up reply actions
TNT Canoe!
Dont forget Terstado!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on May 8, 2009 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions
hes got tools
just ask hawk
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
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by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 8, 2009 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
oh lord
that must have been for Ozzie’s own personal amusement.
I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
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by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on May 8, 2009 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions
He's dressed like a mullet.
With the dress pants, shoes, and pull along suitcase, it’s business on the bottom. With the faded blue t-shirt, weed guy necklace, backpack and shades, it’s a party up top.
Yep, gotta be North Dakota.
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
by rhythm on May 8, 2009 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
weed guy necklace
what’s with the attention to detail, are you a metrosexual??
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 8, 2009 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions
My senses are heightened
before it was because of the crack, but now I can attribute this phenomenon to my faith in Jesus.
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
Jesus does not like metrosexuals. I hear it says so in the Bible or something.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 8, 2009 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I believe it was Saul of Tarsus
who had the major issues with the sodomites. With women too…but that’s besides the point.
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
heheh...well, at least you had a point, sort of. Whereas I was just being a douche. :)
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by homesickalien on May 8, 2009 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
and you were doing a damn fine job at it too, as usual. ;)
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
i remember monitoring that entire birmingham club
the year he was there. they had quite a few prospects….biddle, fogg, ginter among others.
"As long as Mark Buehrle is on the White Sox, there will always be a reason to watch."
VG.
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
I've more than declared my undying love for him before, but watching Buehrle pitch last night was remarkable, per usual.
No Sox pitcher in my lifetime of watching has made me more proud than MB. His style, his pace, his modesty. I am continuously impressed and enamored, after all these years.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
Get a room, you two. But seriously, I agree
Formerly Crede's Crew
I typically side with CC when it comes to PED talk...
OK, I’ll admit that one may be the biggest stretch of all, but it’s not totally implausible, is it? Each time a new player— especially a superstar—is pushed out of the PED closet, it means that the era in which we’ve been living is, ironically, less illegitimate than we previously believed. Why? Because the more players who are found to have used PEDs, the less accurate it is to say that anyone truly had an unfair advantage. Sure, on a matchup-by-matchup basis there were users facing non-users, but the caricature of a small group of cheaters ruining it for everyone else in the game grows more ridiculous as each new name surfaces.
Let’s face the facts: Many, many ballplayers have used PEDs in recent years. So many, that the allegation that any one user had an unfair advantage is at risk of becoming obsolete. As I’ve said time and time again, rather than demonizing these guys, calling for bans and locking the doors of the Hall of Fame, perhaps we should simply acknowledge that PEDs are best thought of as a generation’s unique playing conditions like dead balls, segregated leagues, and giant strike zones. We have no problem acknowledging that 18 wins and a 2.50 ERA didn’t make a guy anything special in 1904, so why is it so hard to come to grips with and adjust to the fact that 400 or 500 home runs don’t necessarily make anyone special today?
Have PEDs thrown us so off our game that we can’t tell the difference between a Hall of Famer and and a non-Hall of Famer? I don’t believe so, and I think that eventually the writers and historians will realize this too.
from today’s hardballtimes
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 8, 2009 8:45 AM CDT reply actions
fair point
but the positive test was this week, not a few years ago, do we say, yes fair enough ‘let em do it there’s nothing we can do about it’ or do we take a stand against it?
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
when people stop showing up at cooperstown
they will start letting them in.
who is CC?
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
it's chinese for click the fucking link if you want to know.
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by larry on May 8, 2009 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I feel like you should have gone caps with the "click the fucking link if you want to know" and added exclamation points
I mean, it’s brilliant work, don’t get me wrong, but it would have been better if you were yelling.
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
no you're just an asshole ;-)
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 8, 2009 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Fair enough.
It was nit picking, for certain. I really can’t stress the brilliance of that comment enough. Keep up the good work.
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
it's me under my old username...
Formerly Crede's Crew
fuck off you twat
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
is the correct term twat or cunt?
maybe its just semantics?
both apply to that fucking arsehole
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
Maybe you should just call him a "nether region."
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 8, 2009 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Or Rumpole!
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
You know who could cuss up a storm?
Alvin Dark.
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
would be nice to see a picture
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
Be still my heart...
Thank you.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
boo!

I rarely believe anything, because at the time of believing I am not really there to believe.
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
Thanks George.
Say! I have the power to cloak that! Nah, I like scary things.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
cloak that and we'll dose you with some Oscar Wilde instead
Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.
of course that's for the resident know all who is never ever wrong about fucking anything
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
I hear the game was a beauty
And I was there, although too drunk to remember innings 3 through 8. That patio buffet and drinks is one hell of the deal boys and girls, totally worth the price. By 6:10 I had shit loads of food and 4 beers in me. And still had more than an hour of drinking time left. The downside is that right now I am suffering at work … feeling like crap.
But yeah, MB, was damn quick. I remember thinking “woah, he didn’t it even pause between the pitches”
Lupe, release the balloons!
are you a youngster?
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
Downside is that you feel like shit today? Seems like the the downside is that you missed a brilliant game because you were too drunk.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 8, 2009 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Kind of where I was going...
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
why can't it be both?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on May 8, 2009 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Definitely can be both...both suck. I should have said "the bigger downside."
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 8, 2009 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Really close on not caring enough to explain, but what a heck… I am a pretty big whitesox fan, but clearly not as dedicated as I should be. A very good friend’s 25th birthday party vs MB’s brilliant outing. A person turns 25 so many times, Buerhle throws a great game only once. How dear I miss it?!?!
And just because I don’t remember too many of the details now, doesn’t mean i wasn’t appreciating it yesterday… relaaaxx hsa, relaaaax
Lupe, release the balloons!
by LT_sox_fan on May 8, 2009 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Calmer than you are. I've never understood the "getting so drunk that I can't remember details of the fun I had, other than it was fun" thing. I know I'm in the minority here. Was saying that imo, your "bigger downside," was missing that game.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 8, 2009 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
I had an extra large bar tab at the bullpen bar
but I remember the game just fine.
I even kept score.
Maybe I was (too)drunk though as well, because I wrote WOW! as a side note by the Nix HR.
White Sox on pace to be shut out 32 times this year. woo!
i could find " A LINK TO FUCKING CLICK ON"
but how much was it?
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on May 8, 2009 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
i want to say close to $30 for patio ticket, I know i gave $50 that included a game ticket
Lupe, release the balloons!
why isn't anyone talking about the big story? buehrle talking retirement!
in the postgame press conference some genius “reporter” came up with this question,“are you ever going to lose again?”, to which buehrle replied,“yeah, then i’m going to retire.” the sox should trade this loser to st. louis. everyone knows he’d rather be on the cardinals.
clearly.
i luuuuuuuuv mark buehrle.
brian anderson would've caught that...
because doesnt he have 4 more seasons left?
besides, who hasnt ever gotten hooked on those delicious 7$ beers even when its not all inclusive? i know i have, and then as a glutton for punsihment ran down to the bull pen bar for a few more after the 7th.
good for you LT, sounds like you had a good time at a great game, and threw your friend a gret b-day bash…bunch of fuckin haters on here
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on May 8, 2009 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
ha. Misconstrue, much?
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 8, 2009 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
why is the dollar sign after the number?
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
just tryin to accomodate hood ornament
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on May 8, 2009 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
what beer is it?
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
You don't want to know.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 8, 2009 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I was in a bar in Guiseley last week and they had bottles of Goose Island beer
didn’t buy one mind, was drinking TTs at the time
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
mmm...titties
so, was it like the boob milk fountain from “A Clockwork Orange”, or did they have live women whose titties you got to suck?
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
breast obsessed Americans
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
I'm more of an ass man myself
but you are correct in that this is a country obsessed with boobs.
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
BTW, have you been drinking this evening?
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
hoodie, what was that original avatars of yours? ;)
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 8, 2009 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
First mananger to get axed this season?
Bob Melvin
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
What did they axe him?
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
to leave
"I am amazed we’re as high as 17th in the baserunning metric, and can’t even imagine what Atlanta must be doing to be graded that much worse — seriously, do they just swing then roam randomly around the infield oblivious of the concept of the "base"?." -TAEG
Speaking of '07...
After May 8’s game that year, the Sox were 1 win under .500, on their way to a season-high 4 wins over.
Please not again.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
Then again May 8th on 2008 for the Sox
16-18 on the way to a division winner.
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
shit, tdogg.
how many lives were lost in the last hour because you couldn’t post this before they jumped out of their office windows?
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Just a flesh wound
/jumping out of basement windows doesn’t do much damage
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by The Cheat on May 8, 2009 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
season's over already, isn't it?
People would have to have read it in the first place.
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
Sorry it took me time to read thru the comments
I apologize to the families who lost love ones….
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
Speaking of the Royals...
This was a comment from their site last night:
“Going back to last September Royals are now 36-19 in last 55 games. That’s a 106-win pace over 162”.
I didn’t realize that.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
The problem being, that you need to play at that pace for 162 games within one season to make it to 106 wins and get in the playoffs
Don’t get me wrong, I think the Royals have been playing really well. I just think their fans need to work on the analysis a bit.
You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09
Remember last year, the Royals opened the gates with a furry but that quickly died when reality hit that the Royals still suck.
yep...happened in 03 I believe too
I’m not buying them at all
Formerly Crede's Crew
Hey, I posted my comment before this one showed up....I thought this new computer was supposed to work n stuff.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 8, 2009 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
16-4 in the first 20 of 2003 too.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 8, 2009 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
ohhhh, FURY
i read that completely wrong
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
New hit list
big up on MB but down on everyone else
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=8850
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
The money sentence:
The Sox are undefeated in his six starts, but they’re just 6-14 when anyone else takes the hill.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
That means their undefeated (1-0) without a pitcher on the mound
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it's probably best not to address a typo with one of your own
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by larry on May 8, 2009 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
larry: can a 'friend of the court' brief be filed in support of a decision being appealed?
Or does it not apply? I ask because I think SSS should support this original decision:
STOCKHOLM (AFP) – A couple in Sweden has appealed to the country’s supreme court in their fight to name their baby boy “Q”, legal papers showed Friday.
Judges ruled in the couple’s first appeal in January that Q was not an “appropriate” name for a child, arguing that Swedish law forbade names consisting of just one letter.
In their written appeal to Sweden’s Supreme Court, the parents Rickard Rehnberg and Thitathorn Sukjit called on judges to reverse the previous ruling.
“There is now a child who answers to the name of Q. What does Sweden gain by forcing him to take on a new name?” they said.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
My response is as follows:
Thitathorn-Thitathorn-bo-Bitathorn
Banana-fanna-fo-Fitathorn
Mi-mi-mo-Mitathorn
Thitathorn
That is all.
by The Actual El Guapo on May 8, 2009 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I hope these laws don't apply in America too. I have plans to name my first immaculately-conceived son "Q."
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 8, 2009 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Aspirin held tightly between the knees works against the Heavenly Hosts too.
Btw, this morning Felicia Middlebrooks teased a story with “coming up, an Angel with clipped wings”… refering to Farah Fawcet-Majors.
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
nice.
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by homesickalien on May 8, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm still looking for a deity to knock me up. Not as easy as it looks.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly. Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
by homesickalien on May 8, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
You know where to find Q 162 times a year.
by Grinder in Training on May 8, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
In the dugout after grounding out?
Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...
Buehrle
Mark Buehrle retired the first 19 batters in the White Sox victory over the Tigers Thursday night. That marked the second time in his career that Buehrle had a perfect game through six innings (he retired the first 19 batters against the Indians on July 21, 2004). Only one other active pitcher has been perfect for at least six innings twice in his career: Randy Johnson.
http://whitesoxpride.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/05/pregame_odds_ends.html
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
/sniffle
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by homesickalien on May 8, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
that stuffs harder than you would think
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