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"Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in" White Sox May Review

Folks seemed to dig the April review, so I thought I'd press my luck and offer a quick recap of May/ up to date. Again I don't expect you to become suddenly more enlightened but not everyone feels like looking for advanced stats.

The title speaks for itself as the palehose pay homage to Mr. Pacino in Godfather III.


Star-divide


After the Toronto sweep on May 18th even the most hardened Sox fan had to feel at least mildly concerned with what was going on with the team.

Consider the first 15 games of May.

5/1-5/17:

The team batted .227/.287/.344 Wow. I have heard of bad streaks but that line makes Juan Pierre look like Superman. The starting pitching during that frame, 2-9 7.29 ERA. Take that. It added up to a 4-11 start to the month (how did we win 4) and visions of 07 and a Baseball Prospectus "I told you so."

Well time to go all in on Larry's fine minor league threads. Time to count down to training camp and watch our future franchise QB sling the pill. Time to kill and have a fire sale right? Wrong.

In the final game of the Toronto series, Clayton Richard made his 2nd start of the season. It was quality start, one in which the team tied the game in 8th on a Thome blast, only to lose that same inning from a Dotel breakdown. Dye was ejected for throwing his helmet and Guillen was also given the heave ho.

"I just talked to the coaching staff and asked them, 'What can we do?'" Guillen said. "There's nothing really you can do, just keep playing and being positive. I don't want any of my coaches being negative. We have to prepare every day, come here every day and believe in those [players]. And make them believe in themselves."

Not exactly Knute Rockne. However the start proved to be a turning point. Much like last year after a 14-17 start the Canadian bacon and ass kicking seemed to wake up the starting pitching just in time for home cooking and the 2nd half of the month.

5/18-5/30:

Batting .282/.346/.444

Starting Pitching 2.09 ERA 7-2

What a crazy month. There was almost this little deal for a pitcher name Peavy. The same day the team lost 20-1. 20 internet strangers met up and watched Floyd impersonate a major league pitcher and channel Buerhle on a Friday night against the Bucs. On the road the team put up a 16 spot and beat Zack Greinke. And somewhere along the way the team got its act together to salvage a season (at least for now) and finish the month in 2nd 4 games out. We are shall I say, pulled back in...

record 24-25

RS 212

RA 226

 

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Offensive

May numbers .252/.314/.389.

YTD  .257/.324/.400 compared to 08 at this time .263/.332/.448

.724 Team OPS  (12th in the AL)

-6.1 Team VORP (12th in the AL)

 

The early May nosedive definitely took the team off last year's pace for output. The 08 team had already turned the corner in route to an above avg offensive year. That said there does seem to be recent life. A couple weeks ago the team was dead last in AL OPS. The common saying about the team heating up in the summer should hold at least some truth. June gives the boys 18 home games.

DH Thome- .256/.387.489  Last month I was asking if Thome had finally fallen off the cliff. I guess not (when will we learn?) He has gotten his health together and swing. Luckily they don't penalize for being the slowest runner in MLB (okay Konerko is slower but Thome has the heel...) VORP leader at 10.7.

RF Dye- .277/.339/.554 How can you not love JD? Slight slip in BA but the power is there.

1b Konerko-.309/.359/.497 Completing the 3 headed monster. The top 3 Sox hitters are scary close in production right now.

Q Superman- .229/.325/.458 No he is not dead  yet. He is however dealing with an injury that has him DL'd and contributed to a dreadful May. How he deals with the painful plantar fasciitis is key. The team has to have his bat. His BABIP is still very low .208.

2b Getz- .248/.309/.307 & 3B Fields- .244/.311/.335 Ugh. Both were a pleasant surpise in April. Both were disappointments in May (.518 & .566 OPS.) Seemed to find some sticks at the end of the month when our saviour was mentioned as a possible replacement. You can read an excellent summary of Beckham and the other baby faces over at Sox Machine. How this plays out will be very interesting. Bets on Gordon cracking the lineup by the end of June?

SS Alexei- .253/.300/.337 Believe it or not thats a huge improvement. Like last year he seems to be heating up. Added bonus 9 Stolen bases this year. Seems comfortable in the 2nd slot .333/.395/.410.

OF Pods- .297/.333/.376 I want to dog him out, I really do. But for now I can't. WTGTD be damned Pods has been a decent ball player since being called up. He still can't steal worth crap 3 sbs/3 caught, but he has seemed to provide stababilty to the lineup and punch with his new softball walking start stance. Will it last? Probably not but it is fun while it last.

C AJ- .299/.331/.435 Aj remains AJ

OF BAnderson- .275/.353/.352 also returned from injury. Would like to see more power but .700 OPS from him is all we hope for and he is 27.

Health remains the biggest question as the team enters June and tries to get back on offensive pace. After all the team is only 10th in HRs in the AL, WTF?

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Pitching

Team  ERA/FIP 4.33 (5th in AL)/4.16 (2nd)

K/9-7.03, BB/9-3.51 & HR/9- 0.92 (great so far)

Buerhle  ERA 2.71/FIP 3.95

Danks    ERA 4.80/FIP 4.03

Richard  ERA 3.38/FIP 4.09

Floyd      ERA 6.12/FIP 4.16

Colon     ERA 3.80/FIP 4.96

Contre   ERA 8.19/FIP 5.49

25 Quality starts (tied for 5th in AL)

The starting pitchers have been very good lately. 3 runs or less in 10 of the last 13 and twice giving up 4. We all know about the 20 spot. 2.39 ERA for them in that span.

Buerhle- Walking less people this year (1.63/per 9) which is really really good news. Looks to be on the way to a 5+ WAR season.

Danks- 2 steps forward, 1 step back. Unlike his mentor Danks walks are up back to the 07 level. Not good. Luckily his Ks are up which has cushioned the blow but the concentration needs to get better. Danks has all the skills and pitches to move to the upper tier. Will he use them?

Richard- After a subpar start in Cleveland, Richard has delivered 3 solid outings and touches 95 on the gun from time to time. Will he last or be traded? He's making it tough to take him out of the rotation.

Floyd- Nothing new here. Floyd holds his walks down, he does great. 4 free passes a game is maddening. His K's are also up. High ERA but solid FIP so we should continue to see a downward correction. He also has continued to decrease HRs but it is still early. Floyd has had bad luck his BABIP against is .346

C * C factory- Pot Pie odds? 50/50. Maybe wishful thinking. Colon has settled back to look like the 4 or 5 expected, but the end maybe near (still a good deal though). There is a reason KW is looking for pitching. Contreras pitched his way to triple A where he is trying to get it together. He pitches in the double header this week. At some point Contreras may give the White Sox 1 good run before taking his 10 million contract away for ever.

The Big 4

Jenks         ERA 3.00/FIP 4.50  7.5k/9  83%strand

Linebrink   ERA 2.04/FIP 2.71   9.17k/9 88% strand

Dotel          ERA 1.04/FIP 3.68    10.38 k/9 97.1% strand

Thornton      ERA 1.80/FIP 2.46  12.15 k/9 89% strand

Again very solid. FIPs are up a bit but great K rates and strand%. One thing that stands out is Thorton and Dotel seem to be getting the high leverage work. I'm okay with that.

The rest-

DJ Carrasco- ERA 2.56/FIP 3.22 anyone noticed the solid year he has put together? DJ has been quietly doing his work under the radar.

Broadway- ERA 5.06/FIP 3.82  Traded.

Gobble- ERA 11.81/FIP 7.85 My mom said if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all.

The White Sox have one of the better bullpens in baseball.

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Defense

.676 defensive efficiency.

12th in AL

Overall team

UZR -9.4

UZR/150 -3.5

I know we discussed last month how these small samples might now offer much. R.J. over at fangraphs  does offer an interesting take. Though the data offers nothing from a predictive nature, there is still value in knowing what the players have done up to this point. Here is the summary page.

Alexei (3.7) and Konerko (3.2) continue to be the top White Sox defenders. The defense as a whole at least seems to have hit bottom and is now moving in the right direction. Getz (-4.2), Dye (-5.8) and Fields (-6.1) bring up the rear. The slightly improved defense has definitely helped the pitching, fueling the turn around.

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Team Base running.

Per BP the team’s Equivalent Base Running  Runs (EqBrr)

The White Sox rank 18th with an aggregate score of -2.32.

Team leaders Getz 1.94 & Alexei 1.31

Team anchors Thome -1.58 & Fields -1.82 (again no excuse for this.)

Pods has actually provided negative value -.46.

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Well that's some of the highlights. Feel free to add stuff in the comments.

The late surge saved the month. Still I would give a C-.

I see Jim over at Sox Machine put up a June 1st so now what?

SouthSideSox is a community driven site. As such, users are able to express their thoughts and opinions in a FanPost, such as this one, which represents the views of this particular fan, but not necessarily the entire community or SouthSideSox editors.

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Nice post shark...

The title has my feelings summed up perfectly…

It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

by ElDiablo on Jun 1, 2009 4:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good stuff TDogg

and now, front paged

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jun 1, 2009 4:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice, Tdogg, thanks...

You know, the other night (I think it was Saturday’s game), Thome rounded the bases with much more ease than he has been. Not fast by any means, but far less twinkle-toed. That’s positive.

I love me some pitching. mmm.

Yeah, surrre.

by homesickalien on Jun 1, 2009 4:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh he always rumbles and bumbles his way around the bases

it’s just JI

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Jun 1, 2009 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Excellent stuff, TDogg

I hope to see Getz’s fielding improve as the year wears on, but I’m pleasantly surprised with Che’s fielding at ss.

I’m not sure what kind of grade I’d give this team. I was hoping for an AL Central repeat at the start of the season (I bought into the idea they could compete in a weak AL Central), but since those expectations were destroyed in the first two weeks of May, I find it hard to grade them on this scale. They’re a .500 ball club right now, so a C seems reasonable.

One insignificant grammatical error I caught was:

“After the Toronto sweep on May 18th even the most hardened Sox fan had to fill feel at least mildly concerned…”

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

by rhythm on Jun 1, 2009 4:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Alexei

After Alexei’s -8.3UZR at 2B last season I was expecting his move to SS to be a horror show, but he’s been fantastic, obviously the sample size is still small but currently he’s at a +3.7UZR projecting out to +12.9 per 150 games. To go along with that the walk rate is up, the K rate down and once the BABIP rights itself he’ll be looking great. If anything I’m more confident about Alexei now than I was coming into the season.

by The Big Hurt on Jun 1, 2009 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone taught him how to steal also.

by The Big Hurt on Jun 1, 2009 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

everything about Alexei is great right now (defense, running, not swinging...)

except his BABIP, he’s rasing it the wrong way, with all those loopers he’s hit.,
I’m waiting for more solidly hit balls before I’m sold

Colon, who after pitching 5 scoreless innings, had to leave the game with an upset stomach.

by blackoutsox on Jun 1, 2009 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really like the way this is split-up. Thanks Tdogg.

I have to give a great deal of credit to how well Richard has been pitching so far. It has to be nice on the offense to know that they don’t have to pull a rabbit out of their hats and put up lots of runs on the days Contreras starts. It really makes me wonder what Contreras is going to do after his start against the Tigers.

Also, why is there such an air of impending doom concerning Colon? He seems to be doing nicely and with the amount of innings he works I don’t see how he could get hurt from “pushing himself.”

by Black Sox Baseball on Jun 1, 2009 4:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It really is unfounded and more just gut

Your right. They Sox are not stressing him and most of his advanced numbers are fine. He does have the highest HR% of the starters and the way he pitches that could get ugly quickly. I love that he’s getting more ground balls.

"I'm just here to provide street cred"

by Tdogg on Jun 1, 2009 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

cst_sox Ozzie: "if Beckham is up here, we're in trouble."

cst_sox Ozzie: “if Beckham is up here, MLB pitchers and the terrorists are in trouble.”

fixed.

http://twitter.com/cst_sox/status/1996145406

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on Jun 1, 2009 4:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he's like a china doll.
Getz is a scratch with a sprained ankle. Jayson Nix will start in his spot.

http://twitter.com/cst_sox/status/1996311536

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on Jun 1, 2009 4:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thought it was a raspberry?

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 1, 2009 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you cant bitch about U-god responding to you and then put up provoking remarks in his direction

and dont give me the “i’ve asked him to stop” crap while referencing him. either act like he doesn’t respond or dont bitch about it. you can’t have it both ways

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jun 1, 2009 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

IT WAS A SERIOUS QUESTION

AND I WAS ASKING LARRY

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 1, 2009 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I DONT KNOW??!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 1, 2009 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

if that was a serious question, you're a bigger moron than i thought

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jun 1, 2009 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Obviously you read the post in which I am referencing.

so what’s the problem?

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 1, 2009 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

stupidity

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jun 1, 2009 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

?

he flat out said he wasn’t injured. I think it is news when he turns out being injured.

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 1, 2009 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

MOAR NIX!!!

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 1, 2009 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tdogg

great stuff man…solid read thanks for the writeup

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Jun 1, 2009 5:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ESPN goes 0-2
The White Sox went 5-2 on their last road tour and now will have an 11-game homestand.

It’s their blurb from the latest Power Rankings.

by Off the bus running on Jun 1, 2009 5:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

your first problem?

going to espn.com

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 1, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeez. Pathetic.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

do you have to ask?

they have the better fan base!

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 1, 2009 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the power of WRIGLEY, brah

woo!

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 1, 2009 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Throwing them a bone

It only gets worse from here.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 1, 2009 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BELIEVE

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 1, 2009 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Enjoyed the read, well done

You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

by jc2313 on Jun 1, 2009 5:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

welcome back

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 1, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nicely done!

So YOU’RE the one who saw Godfather 3.

Also, Che actually made a nice play to his right yesterday. Now that is encouraging.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2009 5:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

once they trotted out the ewoks, i lost interest

and using color-coded “logs” to get the delorean up to 88mph? puh-leeze

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 1, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

im glad you pointed out carrasco's great season so far

ive been noticing it my self for a while now, and i think if we do, in fact keep richard in the rotation, DJ would be a great long reliever.

Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT

by BoeJouma on Jun 1, 2009 5:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Interesting quote... Tdogg
The same day the team lost 20-1. 20 internet strangers met up and watched Floyd impersonate a major league pitcher and channel Buerhle on a Friday night against the Bucs.

I know Coop likes his guys working fast to stay focused, wonder if they are implementing this philosophy with Floyd?

I must be an idiot
i do not get this where would he play stuff? I see you guys are making a big deal of this, but i do not know what you guys are talking about
AIM: JoeCoolMan24 www.2ksports.com/forums Thats where i spend most of my day

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 19, 2005 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 1, 2009 5:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

In 1978

the White Sox returned home from a miserable season start to a 15-game homestead in mid-June. The team was about 6 or 7 games under. 500; I remember Harry Caray declaring it the “get back to .500 homestand.” It didn’t work out that way. This year recalls that scenario; I like our prospects here a lot better, and we should go well over .500 over the next two weeks. Time to kick the lowly A’s and depleted Indians.

by VAChisox on Jun 1, 2009 5:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i cant seem to find the "like" button

Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT

by BoeJouma on Jun 1, 2009 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

also, i couldnt help but think

this is the exact opposite of what one mr SSH would have said.

Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT

by BoeJouma on Jun 1, 2009 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Colon speculation (by me):

Sodfather said to Herm “I hope Fatolo is healthy enough to handle a few rain delays”. Herm says to Coop “I was thinking. Haven’t looked at the radar, but should you really start Bartolo if he might be rain delayed a few times”? Coop says to Ozzie, “Lets start Gavin. I don’t like the looks of those clouds”. Ozzie says to Cowley “My real problem with OCab was I wanted your wife but he beat me to her. Tweet that”!

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2009 5:28 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I think you've got it all under control here, but I think Ozzie actually said "Twat that!" to Cowley.

Nice work, OPOS.

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

by rhythm on Jun 1, 2009 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Btw, the temp dropped 20 degrees downtown in last 20 minutes.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2009 5:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He can feel it in his knees.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 1, 2009 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too true.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2009 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the cold front means the rain got pushed north

unless I misinterpreted Mr. Skilling.

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on Jun 1, 2009 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

All of this moisture coming up out of the Gulf is gonna push off to the east and hit Altoona.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Jun 1, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

his saggy manboobs are nipping out

Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT

by BoeJouma on Jun 1, 2009 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Severe thunderstorm warning until 10:00.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2009 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

blargh!

i think you mean watch, as that would be a long as storm warning…

Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT

by BoeJouma on Jun 1, 2009 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes. Correction is noted.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2009 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weatherbug says 90% chance during entire game.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2009 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Banned - by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT

by BoeJouma on Jun 1, 2009 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

look familiar?

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 1, 2009 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i predict this image's URL holds the answer

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 1, 2009 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

rofl

i got it

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 1, 2009 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes?

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 1, 2009 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what can I help you with?

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 1, 2009 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i highly doubt that.

watch maybe.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 1, 2009 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes. This is true.

Until you've looked at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don't realize how often they go up in flames...

by Chiburb on Jun 1, 2009 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey guys.

does anyone know what position gordon beckham is playing for charlotte tonight? i think i heard he was playing catcher yesterday.

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on Jun 1, 2009 6:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Middle relief

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 1, 2009 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who cares about that beckham schlub, Myrow's on 1st!

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

by rhythm on Jun 1, 2009 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LF Ball Boy

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 1, 2009 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great article, TDogg. Look fwd to the June recap!

Hopefully we’ll at least be in the B range gradewise…

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 1, 2009 6:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No tipping says kenny
“I prefer not to get into confirming or denying something because you tip your hand and if you tip your hand, you don’t get anything done,” he said."But I’ll make the exception so everyone can relax a little bit.

“I haven’t talked to the Houston Astros about any pitching whatsoever.”

http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2009/06/white-soxs-kenny-williams-denies-interest-in-houstons-roy-oswalt.html

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jun 1, 2009 6:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Try rubbing it Q!
Q: A recommendation to pass along to Quentin regarding plantar fasciitis. I had it and saw a podiatrist with no luck. He prescribed an orthotic. Next was an orthopod, who gave me over a period of six weeks and two injections of cortisone with no improvement. While at the YMCA I was bemoaning my PF when the masseur overheard my complaint and asked me to give him thee weeks for a once-a-week treatment which consisted of his balled up fist rubbing (with pressure) the PF area. The first week was painful, the second week less so and by third week the PF was gone. I have referred several friends to the masseur who also got a good outcome. With your professional relationship with Quentin, I thought you could pass this message to him. —Bruce Fisher, Inverness, Ill.

Q: Treatment of plantar fascitis should take no more than two weeks to treat a 100% with high efficiency laser. There is one in Stockholm, Sweden that has work with a load of high caliber athletes, like the English National team in soccer, 20 NHL players, etc. However, Americans have a problem looking overseas for solutions. This is a non problem if they would. —Peter Mellqvist, Sweden

http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2009/06/ask-the-white-sox-writer.html

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jun 1, 2009 6:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I agree with this

I think the MLB fitness and conditioning people are not as good as what they think they are

by hoodlight on Jun 1, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This. Is. Horseshit.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 1, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Balled up fist rubbing.

Sometimes they just write themselves.

by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 1, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice

please do this monthly.

by shaftr on Jun 1, 2009 6:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I saw this AM Sox lead the league in CS.

So we have that going for us.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 1, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Great work!

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 1, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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