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Who Ordered The Extra Helping of Late-Inning Heroics?

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BHB shows up!

All tied up, headed to the bottom of the 7th

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moar runz

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on Jun 1, 2009 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

had one for dinner

looked and tasted a lot better than that.

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 1, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

i said the wrong thing

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on Jun 1, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on Jun 1, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

C'mon, Breslow. Out-think yourself against Fields.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on Jun 1, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Damnit.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 1, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

indubitably

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on Jun 1, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

gordon please.

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 1, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Maybe Breslow could use his degree

to tell us what the hell Southpaw is

by 3E8 on Jun 1, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

where’s gordon beckham when ya need him.

by rdf8585 on Jun 1, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

BA's doomed.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on Jun 1, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Cabrera strikes out with the bases loaded in the seventh. Ouch. I think I saw a domino fall out of his back pocket on his swing.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on Jun 1, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

what?

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 1, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

that is real

and racist! Hopefully he gets fired!

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 1, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not racist.

Just not particularly professional.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on Jun 1, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

He is saying all latin players he doesn't like play dominos

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's not a sentence.

Try again.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on Jun 1, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Never mind, got it the fourth read through.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on Jun 1, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

,*

fixed

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 1, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyway, Cabrera played dominoes

So, not racist.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on Jun 1, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's like saying a box of saltines fell out of my back pocket...

with bases loaded

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

if you were routinely seen only interacting with people through your love of soup additives

then yes, yes it is

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

rofl

soup condiments are the shiznit!

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I recognize Breslow has been solid since the A's acquired him....

but those two ABS from Fields and BA were nothing short of pathetic.

by stanchar on Jun 1, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 1, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

most of time?

after what i’ve given you

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on Jun 1, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am here everyone

Commence lead commandeerancement

by billyok on Jun 1, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

animal cruelty

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 1, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

what did you do to my cat?

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on Jun 1, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Easy Heat deserves the W for that inning.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on Jun 1, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

where's the other 1%

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on Jun 1, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

If Pods gets on I promise to stop hating him

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on Jun 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

I love Pods

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on Jun 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

If Pods gets CS or picked off

I will double hate him

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on Jun 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

fair enough

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

stop hating

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on Jun 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

He is now

I officially move we give Colin the nickname Pebbles.

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on Jun 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahaha

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on Jun 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

no Jim was patient with me

and i watched a few DWise at bats.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 1, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

we're holding you to that

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

no then i can't concentrate

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on Jun 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go back to Yale, Yalie!

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on Jun 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

pods paradox

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on Jun 1, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

why?

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on Jun 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh my

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

idiot that can't bunt

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on Jun 1, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions  

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 1, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions  

fucking Aleasay

thats twice he fucked us today

Beckham better play ss more often in AAA

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on Jun 1, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Casilla's begging to throw one into right field.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on Jun 1, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

I think he's going to rip a single

Stay out of it, stanchar.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on Jun 1, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions  

THOMER!!!!!!!!!!

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on Jun 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

What the fuck did I tell you people

LEAD HAS BEEN COMMANDEERED

DAMAGE SEVERE

by billyok on Jun 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

I'M AFRAID THE DAMAGE IS QUITE SEVERE

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on Jun 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!! SEVERE DAMAGE!

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jun 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

well, looks like the cell's all out of bubble gum

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on Jun 1, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey look

He hit his 550th home run and now the Sox board is 5 5 0

by 3E8 on Jun 1, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

know it all

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on Jun 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I LOVE THAT OLD UNCLUTCH SLOWMAN!

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jun 1, 2009 9:32 PM CDT reply actions  

i went to highschool with this pitcher

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
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by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 1, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah when I was a freshman he was a senior

He had a girlfriend IIRC…

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

he was a cool guy

but I hope he gives up a slam right here.

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

dj certainly has unintentional awkward hilarity down

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 1, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

And no he won't adjust to those pitches up in the zone

It’s a common mistake. I thought the same thing in July of ’07, maybe you should have adjusted your observation since then

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by The Cheat on Jun 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

he will peak at the ripe age of 31. We got the next Bobby Scales on our roster in Josh Fields and we dont even know it. Best secret weapon ever. Send him back to AAA, wait till he peaks at 31.

by airnjp on Jun 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's nothing new

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on Jun 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's not out of the zone, Stoney.

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by Sox Machine on Jun 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

no

i will retract that statement

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 1, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm enjoying this discussion.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on Jun 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow those replays of Josh are ugly

those hands are so far down. God he sucks.

by TheFunkle on Jun 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Give us Beckham!

Rabble rabble rabble!

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 1, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Fields must be "uncoachable"

Ozzie is going to send him to the Korean league this time…

by el paulito on Jun 1, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Agreed. If Greg Walker can't get him straightened out, nobody can.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jun 1, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

who would take him and could we get a good pitcher

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on Jun 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is he officially Borchard?

Yucky.

Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."

by RWShow on Jun 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know

It’s just that he has such an obvious and easily exploitable hole.

Borchard would run into something on occasion. Fields no longer gets the chance because pithers don’t have a problem throwing high, but still in the zone fastballs

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by The Cheat on Jun 1, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Jun 1, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

These long innings are easier to tolerate.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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by Sox Machine on Jun 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

cameron is a sox fan

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Sympathy strike.

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by Sox Machine on Jun 1, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

i don't agree

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on Jun 1, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

thank you

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on Jun 1, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

If Fields has any trade value the Astros make some sense.....

they are in need of a 3B and perhaps would be willing to take a flier on FIelds…..and he’s from Oklahoma. Perhaps we could trade him for a JR Richard autographed baseball…

by stanchar on Jun 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

eww

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on Jun 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

wrong head

that’s a cipfacepaste candidate if i’ve ever seen one.

by Trooper on Jun 1, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

true

but thecip is kinda hot in an actual way.

by Trooper on Jun 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

for your own picture altering pleasure

Photobucket

I deleted it because of the misspselling. -the Cheat

by e-gus on Jun 1, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

jinx

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on Jun 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

j. nix

I just blew your mind

by billyok on Jun 1, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

sure

Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.

by pierzynskirules on Jun 1, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions