One if Verlander
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SSS: Punting On 2nd Down!
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
"In it" based on games out.
Please. This is like saying a .300 avg. is worthy of a trade. Not. Enough. Information.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Wife and kid jumping rope on the porch, post dinner.
Sunny. Glass of wine (or two). Everyone happy and content. So fuck this game. I am not letting this team kill my “wa”. And I am seriously thinking of taking down my championship flag from ‘05 that has been flying outside my home if they don’t get their shit together.
Everyone has their limits, fer Chrissakes.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 10, 2009 6:45 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
This is the least grindy post ever.
Flagged.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 10, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ooh! WU channels his inner Bally.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
Does that mean I've already soiled myself?
Ah, another good night.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Depends.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
Two if Versea-er?
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
2 if by Seay.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 10, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Verlander's last 6 against us
1-5, 5.83 era
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
he just completely whiffed on catching a fly ball.
and i dislike him.
brian anderson would've caught that...
he was out on that bunt too...the bitch
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
New to SSS
Can someone please show me where the ledge is? Thx
by Scotty Ballgame on Jun 10, 2009 7:01 PM CDT reply actions
this thread by the 3rd inning, perhaps
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
by Illini0509 on Jun 10, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
this thread right now
fixed
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Hsa, please probe for SSH characteristics.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 10, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
This is the funniest post ever.
I mean it.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
it's cip-tastic!
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Very kind (inaccurate, but kind).
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 10, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
wu loves that kosher taste
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Great cartoonist!
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
Do I receive free Sox tickets afterwards?
by Scotty Ballgame on Jun 10, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Free proctology exam!
You have to be >40. Ah, hell, let ‘im in. He’s new.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
You missed it on or about 10 games ago.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 10, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
or is not stretching enough
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
or South Side Sox: "death by autoerotic aphyxiation"
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
by Illini0509 on Jun 10, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Jun 10, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
how about "stringing out the play"?
or maybe just “shitcock”.
brian anderson would've caught that...
"Punting on the autoerotic asphyxiation, preferring dangling via piano wire".
I like the torturous nature of that, with an implied grain of pleasure in it.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
"taking the balsa wood path"
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
What time does the game start?
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
It says 7:11
I was just wondering the same thing
runge behind the plate tonight.
the most aggravating part of last night’s game to me was when he (wrongly) called konerko out on a check swing, then, as soon as konerko started to complain, runge started walking towards him and taunted him. uncalled for.
and i’m not gonna forget it.
brian anderson would've caught that...
I know being a professional umpire/referee
has about the least upside of any career path, and I respect that, but the amount of grade A douchers that choose to become one never ceases to amaze me.
Umps are getting out of control
Two players suspended for having the bills of their cap touch the umpire’s bill. It seems like the umpires are looking to start an altercation
by Scotty Ballgame on Jun 10, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
what amount of umpires
actually played sports, say at a high school or collegiate level?
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 10, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
nope, just don't have the eye-hand coordination
so they stuck me at offensive and defensive line.
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 10, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
if you can believe it,
an even lesser percentage than of those who spend their time on blogs complaining about the umpiring in baseball.
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
i believe it
the attitude of many is that of the homeroom nerd finally getting their revenge on the jock.
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
oh look the game's going on
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
danksy looking pretty good so far.
glad fieldsy isn’t in the lineup and getzy and beckhamy are.
brian anderson would've caught that...
not glad thamesy is in the lineup
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Makin' baseball.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 10, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions
How do I know if I have a prostate?
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 10, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions
It's just like the ability to play in MLB
you’re either born with it or your not. The only way to tell is to ask WTGTD
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook
Ah.
Gordon Beckham has a prostate. I can tell.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 10, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
no worries everyone.
hawkeroo still insisting sox will win the division.
brian anderson would've caught that...
sharp ground out to Polanco
doesn’t fit in with his hit the ball the other way approach… Walker’s working on it
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook
Not as sucky as when BA is sucky.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 10, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Hawk already mentioned the ledge.
He’s reading this blog thingy.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 10, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions
When Stoney was young, it was always up.
And when he got old, it was never up.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
slow night on here huh
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
I don't even have the heart to post a semi-funny image in response
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
what a bitch...
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Not even warning track power. Sheesh.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Woah, did you see Gordon's swing from the side angle?
His body lunged like a foot forward and then stopped before making contact. That has to cost him some power.
by Black Sox Baseball on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions
Yes, test the limits
See how low you can go.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
Dave Dombrowski early favorite for GM of the year.....
Laird, Everett, Jackson, rushing Porcello,
also...
paying bonderman 38 mil for ’07-10, carlos guillen 48 mil for ’08-11, willis 29 mil for ’08-10, and nate robertson 21.25 mil for ’08-10.
brian anderson would've caught that...
I mean COME ON
Adam Everett? Really?
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
you act like the man hasn't hit 38 homeruns before this one
during his majestic 9 year career
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Well.....one the plus side Danks looks really good.....
It will be interesting to see what KW is able to do as he begins to break this team apart.
poreda warming up
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
oh...
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Quick poll.....Alexei K on the
fastball or curveball?
Come ooooonnn, get a hit
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Lame
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
It's still only the fourth inning?
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 10, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions
Without the bunt Pods never leaves second.
by Black Sox Baseball on Jun 10, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah, you're right. Whoever was on second then.
Point still stands.
by Black Sox Baseball on Jun 10, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
No wait, I'm still thinking Alexei was up to bat.
I agree with you and did already mention that Pods was out best chance at a hit. My bad.
by Black Sox Baseball on Jun 10, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank you, Dusty Baker.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 10, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
and everyone you know and loves comes through and yells out "SURPRISE!!!!"?
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
I'm with ya, hoodster. I think if we get shut-out 1-0, I might drown some puppies.
Yeah...surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 10, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
2-0 is much easier to stomach. One more Kona Fire Rock Pale Ale and I'll be fine.
Yeah...surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 10, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Ive been drinking Sierra Nevada IPA
And didnt watch any of the game.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Jun 10, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
good man
their summer ale is decent
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
oh fuck, i forgot i had a sixer of that in my fridge
cheers!
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 10, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
looking at the posting volume and the tone of many posts
we might be approaching a trough in sentiment.
if the indifference (wu drinking zima and jumping rope with the girls) and negativity persists, the sox easily win at least 7 of their next 10.
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 10, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions
i find myself becoming interested in the world outside my apartment
i do not like this
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
ugod, tell me more about this outside world
pleased to be linking to your newsletter.
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 10, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
He's still all bitter about Wise. Trying to imply that if someone on the Sox had just argued the call a little, it would have been overturned.
Yeah...surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 10, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
fucking umps.
sox would be leading the division by 2 games if it weren’t for them.
brian anderson would've caught that...
Raburn has five slams this year?
I have a hard time believing that.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 10, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions
brandon inge has 137 slams for his career
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
i think that graphic was in reference to the entire team
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
As this season is wearing on, Hawk is getting more cynical and more pissy
his “well nobody said anything” — nobody being someone on the Sox — was pretty interesting (calling out someone on the Sox).
That's what I was just sayin'...
Yeah...surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
hawk to jump to sirius-xm like stern
tired of the pesky FCC
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 10, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Hawk was trying to will that ball back into play
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
hawk ain't no jedi
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
He's an Ewok
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
UGH
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Let's see them in the air.
Yeah...surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 10, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
this needs to go green
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
haha!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
and Prinz
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
randy?
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
mike
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
yeah it obviously wasnt randy myers
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
you'll make a fine hitting coach hoodie
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I'm still at work.
I need something to root for.
awesome
that promo just got the years frank won mvp wrong
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
DFA please
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
YES
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
It'd be so much clutchier if Pods was on base.
Yeah...surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 10, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
*sigh
Too bad the game’s already out of reach.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 10, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions
is hawk gonna stop complaining about the first pitch strike to thome now?
brian anderson would've caught that...
Did someone say clutch?
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
Can that guy mash a tater, or what?
Yeah...surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 10, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
he can't hit righties
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
now come on.
seriously, that first pitch to becks was not a strike.
brian anderson would've caught that...
Stone: "He's been our best hitter with RISP by far and we haven't hit well with RISP all year"
So was that a compliment for Paulie or what?
by Black Sox Baseball on Jun 10, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions
Geoff Blum rbi ground out
come on kenny, you know you want to
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
Next time just use "clearly".
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 10, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
no, but this might...
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 10, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I guess it could be a conspiracy
The MLB “Front Office” doesn’t want the Sox to win… some of the Tigers are in on it too!
"a methead"
i love to complain about bad calls
but this is getting really silly with hawk.
brian anderson would've caught that...
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
wrong post
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
R. I. P. 2009 White Sox
would anyone like to say a few words?
by Scotty Ballgame on Jun 10, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
sure, one thousand of them
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Man, the Royals are terrible!
Yeah...surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 10, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
that decline is impressive
better than GM
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 10, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
they're not really dead if we remember them...
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
Good thing the Sox drafted Smoak last year....oh, nevermind
Come on down Brandon Allen!
by Scotty Ballgame on Jun 10, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Konerko? He'll be here...
Big contract, below average D (although a little better this year), .820 OPS at 1B….not real tradeable.
Although I have to say that I’ve been pleasantly surprised by how he played this year. He was OK.
by hitlesswonder on Jun 10, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
well if he is truly hurt then yeah
but if a team in contention needed a DH he would be an option..
but he has a no trade clause so….
"a methead"
SSS in a nutshell right there
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jun 10, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
We've gotten some bad breaks on some tough calls
but most of them were close enough to go either way, and hey, this just isn’t our season.
Is it still the fourth inning?
See, when Hawk complains about every bad call...
…it greatly reduces the impact of the times when he’s justified.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
If Hawk only complained about the bad calls, I'd be more inclined to accept it.
He goes way beyond that.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
what just happened
Brain just kinda tapped the ball, never seen that before.. it looked like he just bunted it a little bit
"a methead"
Can we maybe possibly get this run home?
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
That seems like an unreasonable request.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
anyone watching the duel II?
riveting television
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
I've never understood Aliens who are allergic to water
coming to a planet that is 70% water.
I dunno about you, if i’m looking for worlds to conquer, I’m skipping the one that is 70% hydrochloric acid
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jun 10, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
beat me to it
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
well, that
and you have spaceships with (i bet) lasers. prob some bioweapons and stuff like that.
I’m killing everything that moves except kittens. esp now with Q! broken. who can stop them?
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
How dare you question the creative genius of M. Night Shamalamadingdong
It was almost like a game he played with the country, making each movie progressively worse and wondering if people would still pay to see them.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 10, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Turns out Bruce Willis is a sled.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 10, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
I've been trying to post this for nearly 5 minutes....
Comment of the night.
Yeah...surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 10, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Bruce Willis is Keyser Soze
I liked Unbreakable the best, I actually worked at a movie theater when the Village came out. People actually demanded their money back after that one.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 10, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I slept through all mention of aliens in the movie.
True story.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 10, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I've been doing that a lot recently
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
What a ridiculous last two minutes of play-by -play.....
Throws three curveballs……Hawk thought he might not throw any…..
DJ: "ed, i don't think there's any way he sees a fastball"
i’m convinced there’s a zone of shit broadcasting surrounding the hawkeroo. nobody is safe
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 10, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
whats with all these new posters?
isn’t that like getting to the bar at last call?
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
That was awesome, really stand-up job
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
Someone should freeze frame one of those swings
and make it the new SSS banner image.
Is it still the fourth inning?
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 10, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions
This seems like a good time for Dotel to give up a solo shot.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
And then he goes and makes Cabrera look as silly as he's ever going to look.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Verlander at 109? I think he pitches the 9th.....
should be fun to watch him blow away Fields.
3 or 4 pitches?
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
He may as well change his name to Juan Cruz Sr.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
no way, gotta go aa
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
Let's say Paulie has to go to DL....
Brandon Allen gets the call? Or no chance?
his bad start decreases his chances for a call-up
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
eh, tough game.
verlander has given up 0 or 1 ER in 6 of his last 10 starts.
maybe he’s weary now and makes a mistake?
brian anderson would've caught that...
I have this weird desire to see the white flag sent up. It's like
that would allow me to feel okay about all the losing we’re doing, instead of being perpetually disgusted. Make sense?
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I will give everyone on the internet a dollar if he homers.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 10, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions
cheapskate
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Oh come on...we deserve to win one of these
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Wide plate is really going to help.
Hawk must’ve gotten muzzled.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Ovar.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 10, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions
Top Chef time!
Gnight!
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 10, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
top chef is back?
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
gameday clocked it at 100
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
lol josh wouldn't have hit that pitch if it was 92
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
to me, gameday has seemed quite misleading
on pitch type and location.
brian anderson would've caught that...
Shocked. I am shocked at that result.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 10, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions
I'm gonna freaking cry. This team sucks so bad.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
I'm going up to Milwaukee for the Brewers series this weekend.
Probably gonna watch this stinking POS excuse for a team get swept.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
I hate to be the optimist...
…but we destroy the NL, even when we suck balls.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
I'm getting to my 2007-esque "who gives a shit" phase myself, so I have no hopes.
I just think the NL is that piss poor.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Phillies swept us in 07
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Upon further review, we won exactly zero interleague series' in 07.
But in fairness, I’ve spent a lot of Saturdays and a vast fortune drinking those memories away these last two years.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
we will not get swept by the Brewers
its the NL… the Dodgers are awesome, but that is about it
"a methead"
The Phillies are awesome too
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
verlander is one of the best pitchers in baseball at the moment.
at least it wasn’t some call up.
brian anderson would've caught that...
Well, no, more like vague comfort.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
beckham = false prophet, q! = not god
ron kittle is god.
(just kidding Q!)
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
Lots of people have long, successful careers without being able to hit a major league fastball.
Just, you know, not in baseball.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 10, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm not saying josh fields can't be a productive member of society, just that he won't.
Cashing checks and having sex.
Yeah, they're tough to see right down the middle like that.
fucker.
Yeah...surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 10, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I reckon I could have AT LEAST made contact with the damn pitch. Straight. Down. The. Middle.
Yeah...surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
i thought it was pretty straight-forward. a girl playing sports.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jun 10, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
well, legally we do, but it's each man's responsibility to order the women he owns to vote for the candidate of his choosing.
that’s one of the benefits of purchasing/making women.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Jun 10, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
ah-chachachacha
rec’d
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 10, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
i think if you were in the batter's box
you would have soiled yourself.
brian anderson would've caught that...
or smack one down to coxie
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
'09 sox: fuck it; tip your cap and punt.
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 10, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
Yeah...surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 10, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Needs a balsa reference somewhere.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
and something about autoerotic aphyxiation
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
konerko left game with jammed right thumb.
http://twitter.com/MDGonzales/status/2111834605
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
This may turn the season around like last year
Konerko w/ hurting thumb = division title
by Scotty Ballgame on Jun 10, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
That Thome bomb off of Verlander was important........
and if Big Papi doesn’t get it together……Thome ends up in Boston and we end up with Bucholz or Bowden…..
Let's torch the town!! wooooohooooooooooo!
Yeah...surrre.
by homesickalien on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
marketmaker and myself will get right on that
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
i was starting a fire in the bottom of the 9th, but the breeze from fields' whiffs put it out.
Cashing checks and having sex.
lets just burn all the old campaign posters and throw them in random windows
and also fields’ car?
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
'09 sox: losing fabulously
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 10, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
then the battle is on between us and LL for best gallows humor
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 10, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
When do the Bears report to training camp?
by Scotty Ballgame on Jun 10, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions
july
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE STILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FOR.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 10, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
The scary thing about Pods' success is that
he could become an option for 2010 leadoff man…..and we all know that will be a miserable failure.
at least we have the amateur draft to look for... wait
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
day three tomorrow.
i’m expecting to be picked right around the 52nd round.
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
right after gus and tdogg right?
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
gus is easily a mid-40s talent.
some teams are scared of tdogg’s age. however, he is black, so he’s got that over me. but some teams still think i’m growing into my frame.
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
gus has signability issues
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
maybe you missed it,
but gus just had a kid. he’ll sign so long as he’s going to great falls.
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
i thought he was a boras guy
my mistake
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
are you going to be all bulked up and mashing taters at blog night?
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Why?
Is your last name Williams or Guillen?
by Scotty Ballgame on Jun 10, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
ozzie: Therefore, I shall resign the Presidency effective at noon tomorrow. Vice President Ford will be sworn in as President at that hour in this office.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
he was at the southside binnys
handing out signed pinatas this afternoon.
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 10, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
assuming Konerko is hurt enough for the DL
is there any way Allen comes up? I have a hard time believing he would be called…
FifthFeather.com
by El Duque's Raft on Jun 10, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
fields will play first.
they’ll need someone who can play other infield positions. you know, like lillibridge or something. he’s playing the role of andy gonzalez this season.
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
who's terrero?
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
can we add some more random 2007 names?
Buckvich, Prinz….
randy myers?
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
Betemit.
Oh fuck … that was this year.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 10, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Uhh... Mike Myers.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
But I do like the element of Cubbing up the 07 Sox.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
this randy myers joke sucks
i’m sorry
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
this team needs more widger
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 10, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Remember the chick that freaked out over the Richar trade?
And also called Boers and Bernstein
"a methead"
The Richar trade, as in, the Ken Griffey Jr trade?
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
'07 is still way worse than this year
at least the bullpen is still respectable, well, until it gets torn apart in a month or so
FifthFeather.com
by El Duque's Raft on Jun 10, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
With interleague starting at MIL
I would think Thome gets a few starts at first this weekend
by Scotty Ballgame on Jun 10, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
i think we're gonna sign frank and let him take over
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Only if Frank agrees to still do pre and post game for the Sox/Cubs series
by Scotty Ballgame on Jun 10, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
sure
may be enough to convince McCarver that Frank is HoF worthy
by Scotty Ballgame on Jun 10, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
k-dubya's darkest moment?
“I’m a general manager and I’m supposed to be above these things. But again, when is enough enough?” [kenny williams] said. “He brought us to this point. So, OK, you want to play this game? You’ve got it. You got it. He’s the Oakland A’s problem right now. … He better stay out of our business. He better stay out of White Sox business.”
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 10, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
'you went against the family. you broke my heart...'
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
no, slow start doomed his chances
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Wait, I got it!
We white-flag it. And since he’s been such a hit (har, har) and is wildly inexpensive, we receive a huge haul of prospects for….
PODS!
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
sign big frank!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
big frank + segway = total win
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 10, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
throw in jim parque
and i’m on board
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
Oh good, Edwin Jackson tomorrow. He sucks.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 10, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions
this teem needs a day off
clear their heads.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
I just wish we had a fast foward button
skip through the season, maybe slow it down when/if we make a big trade, have a decent run
"a methead"
or a prostate examination
Between that and tonight’s game, I wonder what would be more uncomfortable
by Scotty Ballgame on Jun 10, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
given that the last time i had my prostate checked
the doctor snapped the fingers of his rubber gloves and smiled at me, i’d say a kick in the balls.
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 10, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
'09 sox: peh heem! peh dat man hees mahh-nee.
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 10, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Well
at least during the next winning streak (there will be a few, this team is going to be streaky all season) we won’t overreact
"a methead"
Fields to start in place of Paul
Same thumb that has been slowing Konerko down and was given a shot in the spring. Fields will start at first Thursday.
what can go wrong?
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
everything
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE STILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FOR.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 10, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
the weak division puts the organization in a tough spot from a pr perspective
pack it in, and hear about how one or two tweaks could have meant the division title, and in the playoffs anything can happen.
or make a splash endlessly hear about ‘sacrificing the future’ for a team that clearly cannot compete in playoff baseball.
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 10, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions
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