Let's Close This Homestand In Style
Sox up 2 after 4. I'm on the road tonight, so it's create-your-own recap
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picture-only recap rebellion!
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
This is exactly how the Bolsheviks did it.
Well, perhaps not exactly.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 11, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions
colin
i think we need to bust our old friend out
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
i'll do it myself then

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
quick poll
would it be more or less ironic if josh fields was named josh hit?
brian anderson would've caught that...
what about simply Josh Baseballs?
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
by Ugh It Live! on Jun 11, 2009 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Middle name: Isn'treallyallthatgoodatthewholethingwhereyouhavetotryto
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 11, 2009 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions
how about josh suckonmyballsyoupieceofshit
I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
why don't you just beat him up?
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions
holy shit
that is a lot of words
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
be scared UG
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
ugh
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions
/shakes head but cant help but agree
I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
hey dj
i don’t think it’s a good idea to try to steal home with 2 strikes and 2 outs, no matter what you say.
thanks dj!
brian anderson would've caught that...
zen and the art of putting up with the '09 white sox offense
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
7 for 6.022*10^23
Or, White Sox Baseball: Turning Mountains of Baserunners into a Mole of Stranded Footwear
7 for number of grains of sand x all the gin joints in all the town in all of the world
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
they should sneak little water pistols with dyed water out with them
shoot the guy making the catch in the crotch
He better with all that incredible run support he's getting
2 fucking runs.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 11, 2009 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions
it's an offensive explosion
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
BA triple coming up. 3 game cycle.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
Make that 4.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
good times
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Happiest day of my life
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 11, 2009 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
who are they? Freal.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
well the dapper-looking young fellow in the headdress is one Ozzie Montana
and the hero on the left needs no introduction
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Jim Brown? Why would that make OM so happy?
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
Carl Weathers you fucktard.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Jun 11, 2009 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Apollo motherfucking Creed
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 11, 2009 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
have you told this story of your meeting ?
I must have missed it. Did he come to your party ?
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
lol....headdress
I’ll be sure to use that term the next time I get into a cab.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 11, 2009 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions
And it may be a turban. Jeez.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
headdress is much more fun to say than turban
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
You'll be sari.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
Stop currying favor
Dead memes stay dead.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 11, 2009 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes. And sitars gently weep.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 11, 2009 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nice one, old man!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 11, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice restraint. :)
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 11, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll rec that. What a moment it must have been for you...
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 11, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
kick southpaw
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions
should I?
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions
he is the last of his kind
are you going to kill him and erase his people from history? Commit genocide?
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
ha! cip are you serious ?
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
deadly
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
really
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Jun 11, 2009 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't need your opinion
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions
No,
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Jun 11, 2009 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Punctuation fail.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Jun 11, 2009 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
ahahahahaha
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions
dont strain yourself.
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Jun 11, 2009 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm alright
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions
ugh
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
ha
ha
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 11, 2009 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
yes.
my grandfather’s grandfather talked of the time when mascots roamed the outfields of baseball in herds of hundreds. Now only southpaw remains.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
for shame
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
he is the last one. lonely and sad.
now he is rented out.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
365 days a year
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions
terrible
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
ugh
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
Yes
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
Wiggum never!
It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Jun 11, 2009 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Is this right? After a series that lasted forever the Sox will have lost only 1 game in the standings?
Assuming the score holds up?
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
should ozzie let floyd pitch the eighth
i say sure..if he let’s a man on, put in thorndog and have jenks close it out
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 11, 2009 5:48 PM CDT reply actions
he gone
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
"Curtis Granderson doubles on a pop-up to second baseman Chris Getz"? These words ... they do not go together.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 11, 2009 5:50 PM CDT reply actions
they must've listened to pods
‘’We just need to bring a little more energy and intensity to the table,’’ Scott Podsednik said. ‘’Through a season, teams go through ups and downs. It’s a little dead period for us now. I know the media has been asking questions about Detroit coming in because they’re simply leading the Central, but every game is important, every series is important. We’re not really looking at the standings right now. We’ve just got to take some energy into each and every game.’’
http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/1611615,CST-SPT-sox08.article
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 11, 2009 5:51 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTZVm_iiYhM
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Is that U-God's half-brother?
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 11, 2009 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions
sadly, i have no brothers of any fraction
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
it's almost uncanny
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
That is EXACTLY what I was going to say.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 11, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
can't be. photo's in color
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 11, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
POS.
You want a free beer next week or what?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.
by omnipotent grab on Jun 11, 2009 5:58 PM CDT reply actions
damn tiggers
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 6:00 PM CDT reply actions
Uh oh
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
i dont have time to govern, i dont have time to bleed, i have a lot of time...
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
crap
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 6:03 PM CDT reply actions
Gavin's losing it
relief pitcher please?
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
Nice!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
double play
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 6:05 PM CDT reply actions
yep
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions
big time pitching
you sally’s want a relief pitcher.. thats the bitch way out…why should i be surprised?
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jun 11, 2009 6:05 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Damn lazy ass life handed to him on a platter kid.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
he has balls that are hairy and big
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jun 11, 2009 6:06 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Indeed.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
You know why pubic hairs are curly?
So the don’t poke your eyes out.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 11, 2009 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
JD doing his best BA impersonation today.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
nate robertson
not the best use of 7 million dollars in 2009.
and he’s owed 10 million for next year.
brian anderson would've caught that...
i can haz insurance?
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
AJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 6:13 PM CDT reply actions
Yes
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
i believe there is only one J
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
it is but so what
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions
The effluvium of excess is overwhelming from PR today.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
i wounder if you'd pronounce that
‘A JAAAAAAAAAAAY’ or ‘A JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY’
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
the first one
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions
After Maggs left
I used to like trying to start the “Oooo-eee-oooo PierZYNNNNNski” chant, but it never worked.
Hey! J!
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
pierzynski rules!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
ok my words
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions
hard contact...
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
bobby will be smacked
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 6:18 PM CDT reply actions
Bare butt across your naked thighs?
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
i don't touch married people
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions
she uses a spatula
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
nah
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions
right across you too
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions
we sell spatula's
and that’s all!
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Jun 11, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Thx.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
sit boy
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 6:21 PM CDT reply actions
how so
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions
DAMN BOBBY
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI. WHITE SOX BASEBALL FUTILE TILL THE END. SOMETHINGS AREN'T EVEN WORTH FIGHTING FOR NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 6:24 PM CDT reply actions
another bobby fuck-up
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
The sad thing is, I expected that
Formerly Crede's Crew
I'm sad to say that I did as well.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
This series in particular has that meltdown feel to it
come to think of it, the whole homestand has
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is that because our bullpen is as good as our offense?
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 11, 2009 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
fucking wrecked.
genius, son, absolute genius!
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
did hawk ever refer to dj as 'son'?
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 11, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I was going with more of a Dave Chappelle thing
no idea with hawk / dj
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by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
i haz drink too
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions
not enough vodka
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm drinking rum and chicken soup
dont have anything else to mix with
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
chicken soup?
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
oh, are you near the bathroom?
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions
okay
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions
gavin to strangle jenks with his balls
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
by HappyHuman on Jun 11, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
hawk sounded like he had just puked in his mouth when he said,
“and the lower third of the order coming up for the sox in the bottom of the ninth.”
brian anderson would've caught that...
booooooooooooo!
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 6:27 PM CDT reply actions
dammit, dammit, dammit
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
For my next prediction, BA picks Bobby up.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
90 feet away
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Well, he did score the winning run and got things started, so I think you'll have to cut me a bit of slack.
Pods finished it off, so he’s the hero.
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by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
so i actually am being late on purpose to see the sox actaully win a game.
how naive of me. maybe its possble.
lord i hope the bottom 3 play at replacement level right now
I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
Bobby trying to hurt his trade value
Oh, I get it
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1st and 3rd no outs...I'm scurred
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yeah
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 6:30 PM CDT reply actions
HA HA!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
it's amazing what a bunt can do
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its josh
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 6:31 PM CDT reply actions
thank god it comes down to josh fields
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
No time like the present to back up the whimpering.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
the kids can play
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 11, 2009 6:32 PM CDT reply actions
not this one
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Fucking gameday froze up on me.
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by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
could be for the best
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3 on, 0 out
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
actually
the entire field of play hit a time anomaly and froze. gameday is doing a perfect job
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Well then, that would explain a lot of things
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by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
don't fuck this up boys
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
This should be interesting
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i think i'll call fields "two true outcomes"
and that was a strikeout hawk you cheatin bastard.
brian anderson would've caught that...
pods brings on the energy
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
wow
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions
detroit's bullpen is as good as our offense?
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 11, 2009 6:35 PM CDT reply actions
tough decision
I give them the edge
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damn...that was pretty close
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
that was what i was thinking too
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uribe woulda had that
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
That's a helluva play by that fan
in “Cheater’s Guide to Baseball”, Zumsteg talks about how if a ball goes into the stands it’s fair game. I don’t know if that guy in the grey jacket did it intentionally or not, but his blocking off of Anderson was awesome and completely fair game.
i have always thought of what i would do in that same situation
and like to believe i would do exactly the same
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
yes!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
WINNAH!!!!!!!!!!!
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
pods!!!!!!
we won????!?!!
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
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I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
by BoeJouma on Jun 11, 2009 6:37 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Pods! Yay!
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
pods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Season saved...for a day
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fail
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions
PODSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 6:38 PM CDT reply actions
blasphemy
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
just quoting the man himself
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yeah, poorly worded, I agree
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and lisa dergan is mary magdalene
Always bet on black!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 11, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions
god hawk is such a douchebag.
if that ball 4 call situation against fields was reversed and it was the sox pitching, hawk would have gone batshit insane, but since the sox got the benefit of the call he doesn’t even admit the ump made a terrible call. all he can say is oh, pretty close, could go either way.
brian anderson would've caught that...
Heh.
Even Ozzie doesn’t like ESPN.
That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!
Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09
and nobody blames him
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 11, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions
he was even getting swings and misses with the fastball
he was on for sure.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
Great move to bring Bobby in the top of the 9th in a tie game at home.
Oh…
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
Showcasing his ability for the sale... offset that loss with a win for him
Floyd doesn’t need it, he’s already under contract
Remember when "Cuban Pride" meant something...

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