What Made Milwaukee Famous (Made a Loser Out of Me): A Milwaukee Brewers Preview
A brief look at an opponent we play this weekend.
Dates we play them: 6/12-6/14 @ Milwaukee
Offense: A potential batting order: Craig Counsell-2B, J.J. Hardy-SS, Ryan Braun-LF, Prince Fielder-1B, Mike Cameron-CF, Mat Gamel-3B, Corey Hart-RF, Jason Kendall-C Bench: Bill Hall-UTIL
Milwaukee, the good land. This series is our first in a National League park this season, so expect to see very little Jim Thome. But back to the Brewers. Craig Counsell, he of the little league coach's nightmares batting stance (which he apparently has changed), is batting leadoff since Rickie Weeks remembered he is the Mark Prior of hitting. Craig gets on base at a good clip (.344 career OBP), but has no power. He seems like the kind of guy people like us would mock relentlessly (see grinders). Something has to be wrong with J.J. Hardy. He should not have as bad of a slash-line as he does (.219/.298/.344). His walk and strikeout rates are normal and his BABIP is a bit low, but just looking at these numbers still makes me think something is wrong. His past two seasons were too good for this. Ryan Braun is having the best year of his young career. The Hebrew Hammer is crushing the ball like he has since his 2007 call-up, but he is finally showing some patience at the plate. He has practically doubled his walk rate and his 29 walks on the season match his 2007 total in just over half the games. I feel bad for NL Central pitchers, as this guy is going to be terrorizing them for years. Plus, he has a lot of great links about him. My favorite vegetarian, Prince Fielder, completes one of the best pair of 3-4 hitters in the NL. As great a season as Braun is having, Fielder's is even better (169 OPS+). The King of the Fatties has already belted 15 homers and is walking almost as much as he is striking out. He is on his way to becoming a better hitter than his father, who he doesn't talk to.
Mike Cameron does not seem to be aging. The man we traded over 10 years ago for Paul Konerko has not had a below average season since. He hasn't been stealing as much this year, but still has a powerful bat and plays above average defense in center. He also strikes with an assassin's accuracy. Mat Gamel is going to hit eventually. Gamel, the Brewer's number two prospect, has destroyed the minors. His problem is his terrible defense. It's not a great thing when you're 23 and people already talk of turning you into a DH or first baseman. Don't be surprised if either him or Prince Fielder get traded this offseason, as both would be better off in the AL. Corey Hart is one of those guys you think is better than he actually is. What do I mean? Last season he was an All-Star. With an OBP of .300. The man seems allergic to drawing a walk, which will ultimately stop him from being as valuable a player as he should be. And he needs to go back to using the most obvious at-bat music ever. Jason Kendall is playing out the string. The Brew Crew have some good young catchers in the minor and the man with the sub-.300 slugging percentage will most likely leave Wisconsin this winter, and should give retirement some serious consideration. I will always remember him for this.
Pitching: A potential rotation and closer: Jeff Suppan-RHP, Yovani Gallardo-RHP, Manny Parra-LHP, Braden Looper-RHP, David Bush-RHP and Trevor Hoffman-RHP.Milwaukee's rotation went from a strength to a weakness when they lost CC Sabathia and Ben Sheets last winter. Jeff Suppan frightens no one. He back of the rotation fodder than the Brewers gave too long of a contract to. Gallardo is the true ace on the team. He currently has one less strikeout than innings pitched. If he continues pitching like this, he could lead Milwaukee to the playoffs for many years to come (he's only 23!). The next three are the guys we will see this weekend. Manny Parra has five pitches and bad control. He strikes out a large number of hitters, but walks far too many. This wasn't a problem for him in the minors, so he may be able to fix it. Braden Looper is a groundball machine. He made the transition from closer to starter a few years ago for St. Louis and has been fairly solid since. He's no world-beater, but he doesn't walk hitters and is pretty cheap. I wanted us to sign him this offseason. David Bush is yet another decent but unspectacular pitcher. He has gotten three no-hitters past the seventh, but lost all of them before the ninth. He throws a fastball, a curveball, and a cutter. Trevor Hoffman is very old (think WU-old), but somehow has been lights out this year. He hasn't allowed a run in 17 innings and has only walked one hitter. Not bad for a guy who made his debut before I started kindergarden.
Outlook: The Brewers are a pretty good team, but have been playing pretty badly lately. We have also been playing pretty poorly, but most likely aren't a very good team. This series being played at Miller Park hurts us, as we lose the Gentleman Masher. The retractable roof does insure no rain delays though, so unfortunately we have no chance of this happening. I'm feeling optimistic this morning though, so I say we take the series 2-1. And if you happen to be at the game on Saturday, stop by section 414 and say hello. I'll be in the 17th row.
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jerry lee lewis
laid down some “killer” country tracks.
by Hatchetm on Jun 12, 2009 1:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i'm only familiar with the flogging molly version
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
by U-God on Jun 12, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
speaking of molly...
Every time I see Hatchetm I think of Molly Hatchet.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 12, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was supposed to be HatchetMAN
but something got eff’d up when i registered.
by Hatchetm on Jun 12, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 12, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DB.
Some mistakes you just keep paying for…
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 12, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
like alimony?
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Jun 12, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and child support
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 12, 2009 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1 for this alone:
Trevor Hoffman is very old (think WU-old), but somehow has been lights out this year.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 12, 2009 1:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I am this site's Mike Cameron:
Not aging.
You, OTOH, you OPOS, are turning into dust before our very eyes.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 12, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad at least one of you editors is being productive. :) Thanks.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 12, 2009 2:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What's the story with Ben Sheets?
His numbers last year look good. Why has no one signed him? Currently injured? Type-A Free agent?
by joewho112 on Jun 12, 2009 2:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he was supposed to go to texas as a FA
but failed the physical and had surgery IIRC.
by Hatchetm on Jun 12, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you are correct
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Sheets
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
by U-God on Jun 12, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Terry's Peeps......
are saying Sox are offering just about anyone for trade.
by Hatchetm on Jun 12, 2009 2:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Boers?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 12, 2009 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what the fuck are peeps? a tweeter rival?
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 12, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you fucking retarded?

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
by larry on Jun 12, 2009 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
do you want me to be fucking retarded?
I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
by BoeJouma on Jun 12, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They probably have as much credibility as Teri's peeps.
I know that doesn’t answer your question though.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 12, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they don't have quite as much integrity, though.
unless they’re stale.
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by larry on Jun 12, 2009 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing better than a stale hard as a rock peep from 1993.
I think Boers is an idiot by the way.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 12, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah. He just plays one on the radio.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 12, 2009 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Though some say he has excellent sources called 'peeps'
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 12, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
others might say he's a nut that talks to marshmallows.
I like ’em though.
by Trooper on Jun 12, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
waiting for picture of gelatinous sugar
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 12, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking Mauer.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 12, 2009 2:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is he responsible for the 2 runs?
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 12, 2009 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HR. Yes.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 12, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shocking!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 12, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm very conflicted with this series.
on one hand, fuck the cubs.
on the other hand, fuck the twins.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 12, 2009 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just [expletive] fuck it!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 12, 2009 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like your style CS!
btw, why the name change?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jun 12, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
have you been watching the sox?
I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
by BoeJouma on Jun 12, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, I see!
so, will hsa take over after the season?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jun 12, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know why he is answering that for me....but.....
I was reading Ball Four and came across the passage about Chicago Shirley.
I thought that given the ongoing joke of my “profession” on this site, as well as the play on my real name and my hometown, it was too fitting to pass up.
I waited for the losing streak to change it, just for superstitious purposes, but the change itself does not have to do with the Sox’ performance.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 12, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I waited for caused a the losing streak to change by changing it…FIXED.
It’s clearly all your fault and I knowes it.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Jun 12, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And if there is a person to trust...clearly, it's a former crackhead/present Jesus-freak.
:)
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 12, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Say what you want, SureLeigh, but I know the truth
and I’m going to sick X Files on your ass to make it public!
;)
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Jun 12, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Agent Mulder is involved in that public spectacle.......ummm....PLZKTHX!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 12, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whore.
Duchovney is a sex addict.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 12, 2009 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He sure sucks.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 12, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ridiculous
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 12, 2009 2:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice. Thanks for posting that.
Was that filmed in the early or mid-90’s? Crazy how far we have come. Kinda funny to look back at that.
by Ahillock on Jun 12, 2009 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
since everyone is linking to a video, here's one more
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_drastically_scales_back
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jun 12, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I haven't been watching Fallon, but this and getting MPG to play an entire segment as Zach Morris is pretty boss
oh, and the Roots are good too
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by The Cheat on Jun 12, 2009 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh-oh. The Cubs are fucked:
The Minnesota Twins have activated infielder Nick Punto from the 15-day disabled list and optioned infielder Alexi Casilla to Triple-A Rochester
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 12, 2009 2:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mike Murphy is gone!
B & B are celebrating it lol
Wave that flag.... Wave it wide and high.. Summertime... Done come and gone, My oh my
by 815Sox on Jun 12, 2009 2:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I am astonished he lasted as long as he did
I am pretty sure he still lives in his mother’s basement.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 12, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the meathead demographic is strong in Chicago
Everyone with half a brain hates the guy
Wave that flag.... Wave it wide and high.. Summertime... Done come and gone, My oh my
by 815Sox on Jun 12, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except Cubs fans
"Very clearly, we are in a transitional phase." – Kenny Williams (6/10/09)
by tailgater on Jun 12, 2009 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that uconn/south florida dance off was pretty awesome
but only for the duration of the video. 5 hours? yikes
I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
by BoeJouma on Jun 12, 2009 2:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's 5 minutes!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jun 12, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
much much better than 5 hours though
I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
by BoeJouma on Jun 12, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this guy had his priorities straight
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jun 12, 2009 2:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I should have thought of that...dammit.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 12, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy. Shit. That. Is. Nuts.
He needs to be sterilized, NOW!
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Jun 12, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my kid
better be on his best behavior this coming tuesday…i dont get to see many games and im not gonna tolerate his terrible toddler attitude…i dont have a garage at my apt. but there is a shed out back
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 12, 2009 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
for 1982..
this was an absolute murderer’s row.
by Hatchetm on Jun 12, 2009 2:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fun team to watch.
When I was 25, it was a very good year…
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 12, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yikes...
I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
by BoeJouma on Jun 12, 2009 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mike Cameron is 75 years old.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 12, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay Frank
You know you were 43 in 82’.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jun 12, 2009 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My name was Brian McGee
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 12, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea what that means.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 12, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sinatra's overrated
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMKEjQpL0-4&eurl=http://www.videosift.com/video/When-I-was-17-I-had-some-very-good-beer&feature=player_embedded
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 12, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
matt sinatro
played in parts of 10 major league seasons, averaging 25 AB’s per.
that has to be some kind of record.
by Hatchetm on Jun 12, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is diffficult to take you seriously, knowing the genesis of your sig.
Fer Chrissakes. Enlist Cheat’s help. ;)
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 12, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that may be good
you should never take me seriously. nobody else does.
by Hatchetm on Jun 12, 2009 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tonight's Lineup
Podsednik lf
Ramirez ss
Dye rf
Pierzynski c
Anderson cf
Getz 2b
Beckham 3b
Fields 1b
Richard p
by DirtySox on Jun 12, 2009 3:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear god.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 12, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jun 12, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so thanks to the NL and PK's injury
we’re replacing Thome and Konerko with Richard and Fields. fantastic.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
by colintj on Jun 12, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you can make a case
for all but 2-3 of those guys to be in AAA.
by Off the bus running on Jun 12, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which 2-3 are you talking about?
I would say all but the first 4: Podsednik, Ramirez, Dye, Pierzynski.
by Ahillock on Jun 12, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pods was in AAA
to start this year, and I think most/all of last year. Alexei, JD and AJ are major leaguers. Once Pod’s deal with the devil expires, he’ll be a minor leaguer once more.
by Off the bus running on Jun 12, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh?
Pods has been playing better than Alexei for the most part.
by Ahillock on Jun 12, 2009 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd expect that at some point
he’ll begin to regress back to being Scott Podsednik again.
by Off the bus running on Jun 12, 2009 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pods was at home to start this year.
and spent all of last year, apart from a shot rehab stint, with the rockies.
but, yes, he’s AAAA.
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by larry on Jun 12, 2009 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
was acquiring him
a cash transaction from the Rockies? we didn’t send them any players I know.
by Off the bus running on Jun 12, 2009 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
like i said, he was at home to start this year.
i’m not aware of any teams that play out of scott’s home.
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by larry on Jun 12, 2009 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is ugly.
While Thome probably hasn’t put a glove on in years, sure wish he was at 1B instead of Josh “I can’t hit a fastball” Fields. Fuck we are gonna get killed. Our lineup looks like:

by Ahillock on Jun 12, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
where's rob mackowiak
when you need him?
by Hatchetm on Jun 12, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So is it really that bad to see Thome rumble around 1st
That we have to see Fields look like a retarded baby at the plate?
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 12, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is more likely to hurt himself.
Do you care about Thomer’s back/hamstrings/obliques? I do.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 12, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'll be fine. He just needs to man up.
by Ahillock on Jun 12, 2009 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Needs to keep stretching his calves, right?
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 12, 2009 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quite possibly. Also, he is the last mofo we want injured. Now that Q and PK are out, 'specially.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 12, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
short memory as to the last time he played in the field, huh.
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
by larry on Jun 12, 2009 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had to look it up
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 12, 2009 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
imagine that.
looking up something before you post.
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
by larry on Jun 12, 2009 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There, there. That lineup is affecting all of us.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 12, 2009 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's more fun this way
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 12, 2009 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AJ is the STRAW, BABY!
Stir it up, AJ! This is your effin’ team!!!
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 12, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sox pitchers this weekend have one combined career hit
by Sox-35th on Jun 12, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bat 'em 4th
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by The Cheat on Jun 12, 2009 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
by BoeJouma on Jun 12, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Tacocat!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 12, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
milton bradley
is an idiot….that was funny!
by The Scoper on Jun 12, 2009 3:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hahahahahahahahaha classic cubs.
/wipes tears from eyes
I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!
by BoeJouma on Jun 12, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What happened to Geovany Soto?
I thought he was the greatest Cub not named Ryan Theriot evah?
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 12, 2009 4:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
shoulder injuries are a bitch.
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by larry on Jun 12, 2009 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you think it’s solely the should injury, or the fact he seems to be out of shape too? If it was just the injury, why do the Cubs keep playing him? It makes no sense to me, they could have picked up a Castro type with little trouble. No reason for them to suffer through that brutality.
by Grinder in Training on Jun 12, 2009 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They have Koyie Hill
Who seems to be a decent backup. The way Cubs fans are putting it, Lou doesn’t seem to have all his marbles lately.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 12, 2009 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who's got Nordhagen tied up in their garage? I miss Nordy. Catbrains too.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 12, 2009 4:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Pete killed Nordy on I-65
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 12, 2009 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's really a shame. I see Catbrains is lurking, at least. Nordy hasn't signed on since 4/24.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 12, 2009 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes it is a shame. Do you know how much bodywork can be on a Camaro?
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 12, 2009 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa, what timing....this just arrived...I think it came from Minnesota

by madopal on Jun 12, 2009 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions 8 recs
+1
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 12, 2009 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, that is awesome on a mashed tater stick.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 12, 2009 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that is funnys
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Jun 12, 2009 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
for a second there, you had me wondering how a mashed tater has a dick.
by Trooper on Jun 12, 2009 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so, you like putting mashed tater sticks in your mouth?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 12, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 12, 2009 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait a minute!
You mean they didn’t just hand over the division crown to the Schlubs in April?
Bwaaa…ha ha haaaaa!
"Very clearly, we are in a transitional phase." – Kenny Williams (6/10/09)
by tailgater on Jun 12, 2009 4:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd have rather seen them win. Tomorrow and Sunday too.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
by Chiburb on Jun 12, 2009 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree
My “guffawing” has more to do with the general notion that the Schlubs fandom and the media thought the Schlubs could sleepwalk through the season and expect to easily win their division.
I guess that’s whay they actually play the games.
"Very clearly, we are in a transitional phase." – Kenny Williams (6/10/09)
by tailgater on Jun 12, 2009 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
beckham atop the list of most successful 08 picks (so far)
No. 1 GORDON BECKHAM, SS
WHITE SOX
Team: Chicago White Sox
Age: 22
Why He’s Here: .330/.381/.528 (58-for-176), 23 2B, 4 HR, 25 RBI, 14 BB, 26 K
The Scoop: Beckham’s first seven big league games haven’t gone as well as those minor league stats listed above, but that doesn’t diminish from what has been a pretty amazing start for the White Sox’ ’08 first-round pick.
Beckham had an outstanding big league training, which led Ozzie Guillen mulling over bringing him north with the club as the team’s second baseman. Instead he was sent to Double-A, where he quickly settled in to be one of the league’s better hitters. He eventually also handled a move from shortstop to third base.
He’s hit, proved he can handle three defensive positions and climbed to the big leagues when most of his fellow ‘08 college first-round picks are hoping they can be promoted to Double-A. It’s hard to imagine Beckham having a better first year as a pro.
http://www.baseballamerica.com/today/prospects/prospect-hot-sheet/2009/268365.html
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
by larry on Jun 12, 2009 4:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait until Beckham starts hitting
Then he will be considered the most successful pick EVER!
by Scotty Ballgame on Jun 12, 2009 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Danks ranked 7th
Kenny did a nice job in the 08 draft. I’m surprised that Kenny Williams Jr. didn’t make the list
by Scotty Ballgame on Jun 12, 2009 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here is the Danks bit at 7
No. 7 JORDAN DANKS, OF
WHITE SOX
Team: Double-A Birmingham (Southern)
Age: 22
Why He’s Here: .317/.396/.489 (72-for-227), 44 R, 72 H, 15 2B, 3 3B, 6 HR, 30 RBI, 31 BB, 63 K, 7 SB
The Scoop: Danks slid all the way to the seventh round in the ‘08 draft because of concerns about his power. But by focusing on what he does well (hit for average, get on base, run down liners in center field) the White Sox have gotten a lot out of Danks already. He earned a quick promotion to Double-A after only 148 class A at-bats, and he’s shown no problems holding his own against older pitchers. The White Sox farm system ranked 16th in our pre-season rankings. Thanks to their 2008 draft and picks like Danks, Chicago will likely move up in next year’s rankings.
by airnjp on Jun 12, 2009 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Konerko would be "surprised if not in lineup Saturday
http://twitter.com/MDGonzales/status/2137277309
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by larry on Jun 12, 2009 5:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
is he due for another shot soon?
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
by colintj on Jun 12, 2009 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he already had it.
White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry
by larry on Jun 12, 2009 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so it's an extended series of them?
i thought it was just two or three
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
by colintj on Jun 13, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
here
Konerko said his wish would be to get the injection once a week, but it can only be given every two months, at the most.
http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/1621874,CST-SPT-soxnt14.article
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jun 14, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't be bothered reading all this
but Jack Daniels is vile, so I hope we beat them
by hoodlight on Jun 12, 2009 5:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
always
pictured you as a dewars or johnny walker man….or at least 
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 12, 2009 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you feel that way about just jack or all southern whiskeys?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 12, 2009 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha!
it’s not whisky in my book – whisky comes from Scotland, they’ve been doing it for thousands of years. I hate bourbon, disgusting stuff, and I’ve tried it lots of times.
by hoodlight on Jun 12, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
going to have to disagree on both of those counts
to keep the streak going, do you fancy gin? seems as appealing as paint thinner to me.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 12, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gin is a repellent drink
on it’s own – but when mixed with citrus fruits, tonic water or vermouth becomes magically transformed into a nectar
by hoodlight on Jun 12, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
whisky comes from the UK
whiskey from the US. both can be excellent.
by Hatchetm on Jun 12, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
name a player/position at which the sox are better than the brewers
by No It All on Jun 12, 2009 6:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Manager,
and Savior.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
by winningugly on Jun 12, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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