Return of the Andy Gonzalez Lineup
by The Cheat on Jun 12, 2009 6:30 PM CDT
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Jeff Suppan may get the Pavano-bump as a pitcher the Sox have faced before, but not since the Jerry Manuel Era. Also, he gets the benefit of facing the most cringe-inducing White Sox lineup since Andy Gonzalez.
Seriously, Brian Anderson 5th. AJ Pierzynski 4th. Those two would be batting 8th and 9th on a good team, which this obviously is not, at least not tonight.
/hopes preceding paragraphs serve as reverse-jinx.
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Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 12, 2009 6:33 PM CDT reply actions
Spilled urine sample?
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- Rick Telander
screw WCIU.
once again will not be able to watch the game.
oh, and while i’m here, fuck FOX, as tomorrow i will have the pleasure of seeing the cards/injuns instead of the sox.
brian anderson would've caught that...
You should be thanking your lucky stars
Did you see the Sox lineup for tonight?
by Scotty Ballgame on Jun 12, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions
point taken.
maybe i’ll just post comments about the cards game i’m watching.
helluva catch just now by ankiel, but BA would have caught it, too.
and now a bomb by pujols. 1-1.
brian anderson would've caught that...
Fuck you, Danish Cheat.
Terstado. Not AG.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
lets go sox
i want to not hate you anymore
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 12, 2009 6:44 PM CDT reply actions
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 12, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed.
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- Rick Telander
Hope the rain holds off.
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- Rick Telander
I took a short online "harassment in the workplace" training program today
And it struck me while reading the long list of things not to do, that it was a pretty good summary of a typical SSS thread.
I luv this place.
Is it still the fourth inning?
Nice tits!
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- Rick Telander
In the interest of equality,
nice package.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
I've got a thing for Blonds... Wanna see it?
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- Rick Telander
I read that as "I have a thing for Bonds".
And I believe that.
We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1yhwr4eAaM
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 12, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Here's for you, a hawt blonde with a nice pussy :)
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
by xozte on Jun 12, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
ok, not sure what this means
but the cards announcer (hrabosky maybe?) just said ankiel runs twice as fast when he’s playing in the field as he does when he’s running the bases.
brian anderson would've caught that...
Creams up in the dugout.
Clearly.
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- Rick Telander
Screw U
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- Rick Telander
WCIU is called the "U", hence what I said.
But if you read it as personal, go back to hell.
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- Rick Telander
OOPS. Prely fail.
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- Rick Telander
In which BA goes for the 4 game cycle.
A triple shy.
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- Rick Telander
Off base percentage?
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- Rick Telander
hwy have i told you fellas recently how much I hate Scott Podsednik?
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Just wait until he goes into a slump and his groin hurts
"Lemonade was a popular drink back in the day and it still is.."
Gangstarr
by Big Daddy Kool on Jun 12, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I like how Herm tried not to go out there.
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- Rick Telander
he's running out of magic balm
used it all on the c+c pitching factory
Is it still the fourth inning?
both decided to take a shit break, figured nobody would notice
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
When did the Sox last have a player with 30 RBIs in a 28 game span?
Ala Fielder currently?
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- Rick Telander
BA went deep!
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- Rick Telander
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 12, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
gameday called it
a sharp fly out.
is that like a high line drive?
brian anderson would've caught that...
How do you call 400+ feet a popup?
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- Rick Telander
Deepest CF, towering.
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- Rick Telander
Lead-off walk did not score.
For once.
And you don't need a weatherman
To know which way the wind blows.
Now you did it.
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- Rick Telander
faith
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jun 12, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
They'll be singing a different tune when he hits his 1st HR tonight
And the Sox win 1-0
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- Rick Telander
Sox leading 2-0.
in hits.
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- Rick Telander
And Algonquin (Illinois) is Cheesehead for Milwaukee.
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- Rick Telander
The coming run is courtesy of Oahu.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
See his post at 7:26
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- Rick Telander
For now.
;-)
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- Rick Telander
Nice stop, Fields. I don't even think PK would have gotten that throw from Getz.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 12, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions
its the Nick Swisher paradox
After 5 minutes of trying to help this kid, the hurt would end up using him as a bat.
-rangerjae
by blackoutsox on Jun 14, 2009 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
well what i was thinking....
was put becks at 2B (is natural position i do believe) and move fields back to 3rd (since they are trying to desperately to keep him in the lineup anyway ) or move becks to SS and move alexei back to 2nd.
is fields weaker at 3rd than getz is at 2nd?
yes
Getz’s defense is better and at least he doesnt strike out
After 5 minutes of trying to help this kid, the hurt would end up using him as a bat.
-rangerjae
by blackoutsox on Jun 14, 2009 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
dj said suppan
can’t throw a fastball by josh fields.
thanks dj!
brian anderson would've caught that...
Why does Fielder wear a throwback UNI but the others don't?
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- Rick Telander
But not off this time
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- Rick Telander
So, so you think PK can tell
Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell an outfield
from the dug out rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think Q can tell?
And did they get KW to trade
Swisher for ghosts?
Cabrera for trees?
Javy for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for changes?
And did you exchange
a walk off homerun in the park
for a blown lead in the cell?
How I wish
How I wish Q were here.
We’re just a few lost souls landing on the DL, year after year,
Running over the same old ground
What have you found?
The same tendon tears.
Wish Q were here
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jun 12, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
Nice tits!
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- Rick Telander
That's beautiful, man.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 12, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Angel Hernandez happened.
The man who tried to ruin 2008 for us strikes again.
South Side (Cant) Hit (For Shit) Men
SSS
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- Rick Telander
Swisher paradox!
After 5 minutes of trying to help this kid, the hurt would end up using him as a bat.
-rangerjae
by blackoutsox on Jun 14, 2009 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
He leaned over the rail of the opposing dugout
PK woulda had it
And you don't need a weatherman
To know which way the wind blows.
When we play CLE you're gonna become Chief Oahu.
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- Rick Telander
PK woulda had that.
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- Rick Telander
What did Fielder do to earn the hatred?
Do you work for the Beef Council?
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- Rick Telander
Football American?
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 12, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Bites nails.
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- Rick Telander
I'm glad Clayton held onto that.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Agree. Smart.
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- Rick Telander
I half expected him to wing it into the upper deck.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
aaaand....phew.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 12, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions
How didn't Alexei make third?
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
dj and farmio wondering
what the fuck alexei is doing. said he didn’t look at coxie.
brian anderson would've caught that...
He looked over his right shoulder, if you can picture that.
Killing any momentum he had toward making a left turn.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Sweet.
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- Rick Telander
The milwaukee announcers really having a hard time with the sox' names
Is it still the fourth inning?
milwaukee is like super polish
I dont get it.
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
Means they're super stupid.
So there you go.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
woah
‘from the people who bought you ’a screen door on a submarine…’
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
why the hell
do the brewers OFs look like they’re just lazily jogging to every ball in play. Alexei and now AJ
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by thatballhitdeepwayback on Jun 12, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions
farner just butchered explaining what happened with milton bradley today.
said the run scored because he threw the ball in the stands.
that would have been even better, but that’s not what happened.
brian anderson would've caught that...
AJ comes through for the 1/3 professional lineup.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 12, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions
That was an OK play by Getz, I think.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Looking at the replay, I think AJ would've scored standing
(Mainly because he doesn’t slide around home.) But I don’t think Getz was wrong to assume AJ needed help.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
LOL
Outs on the basepaths!
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 12, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions
See Jim above. Actually a smart "sacrifice".
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- Rick Telander
What about the other three?
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 12, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
is it wrong to say
i’d rather see clayton on the mound than danks.
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by thatballhitdeepwayback on Jun 12, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions
Richardsss should pitch tired more often.
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- Rick Telander
You know, in a game where the Twins play the Cubs
I gotta root for the meteor strike
Is it still the fourth inning?
by vince_ on Jun 12, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
i find this solution appealing
I found myself torn this afternoon as well
South Side (Cant) Hit (For Shit) Men
can't take credit for it myself
secondcityhockey said the same thing about red wings/penguins
Is it still the fourth inning?
note to self:
don’t look up ‘big hairy balls’ with safe search off…
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
greater slash line by the end of the series: becks or the pitching staff?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
your choice
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 12, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
That's the first time I saw Richard swing
Not a bad looking swing at all.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
We know it's Suppan
And quit calling us crackers
And you don't need a weatherman
To know which way the wind blows.
has Richard gone to a full count on every hitter tonight or is it just me?
South Side (Cant) Hit (For Shit) Men
Claytons is fucked now. Should've been resting instead of running.
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- Rick Telander
"When you drop-kick your jacket"
Is the only line I remember.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
The son's sweater did not stand the test of time.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
at least now i know what the opposite of a mock turtleneck looks like
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 12, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Why was Hawk wearing a Brewers cap?
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
bob uecker?
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by thatballhitdeepwayback on Jun 12, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh
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- Rick Telander
Ugh
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
shut up ya stupid you don't know face stuff
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 12, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
he's a man, of course he's a stupid head
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Jun 12, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
3 am or later.
WordUpThome: BUT THE "FUN FACTS" ON THE BACKS OF YOUR BASED BALL CARDS SAY THAT YOU ARE A RELEVANCE ENTHUSIAST
by thatballhitdeepwayback on Jun 12, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
is poreda going to come in?
is anyone warming?
can’t imagine richard will come out for the sixth.
brian anderson would've caught that...
alexei is our best leadoff hitter
he has all the tools and something about the mental approach to leading off makes him less likely to strike out
Alexei needs fatter legs
So they don’t bounce over the bag.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Damning with faint praise
“First and second with a speedy runner in Brian Anderson coming up.”
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Seems ok in CF to me.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
So BA's ball hump
is it because he really thinks its that inside
or is it because he knows he can’t handle that pitch and is trying to sell it as a ball?
Discuss.
Is it still the fourth inning?
Whatever it is, it drives me nuts.
pun intended.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 12, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
The funny thing is that if it's the latter, he's going the wrong way.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
did they sign that first round pick yet?
because we need him to start in CF tomorrow.
South Side (Cant) Hit (For Shit) Men
He's still playing
/in case that was a real question
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
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why does everyone thing ba has speed?
it it because he was the pinch-runner on our slow ass team with toby hall and swisher on the bench?
WordUpThome: BUT THE "FUN FACTS" ON THE BACKS OF YOUR BASED BALL CARDS SAY THAT YOU ARE A RELEVANCE ENTHUSIAST
by thatballhitdeepwayback on Jun 12, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions
It's because he was the Sox's second-most valuable baserunner last year
And 5-for-6 in steals ain’t bad.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Everyone or Hawk?
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
i'll tell you what stone pony
these brewaukees can throw the leather around.
Is it still the fourth inning?
that always tough throw to first
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
It was the high-and-wide one
Not the lawn dart.
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eating potato pancakes at braun's
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jun 12, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
being awesome
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
by thecip on Jun 12, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
rec'd for the cat.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 12, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
The ancient Jewish tradition of the cat on the ceiling fan.
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by Sox Machine on Jun 12, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I knew I felt tied to that faith for a reason....
also rec’d.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 12, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I believe you mean to say: ORGULLO!
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 12, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Chorizo?
I have the Milwaukee feed.
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The CSN text message poll was (apologetically) which meat is going to with the Sausage race
When hawk read it he said, enthusiastically, “Cheer O Zee” and was eventually corrected by Stone somewhere between hot dog and italian.
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook
Proud Indian tribe. Delicious sausages.
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I thought we only used him when the game was out of reach.
Just [expletive] Fuck It.
by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 12, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
ozzie likes: latin players > americans > jews > BA
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
I think rookies are ahead of BA.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
Corey Hart = A three-run swing by himself.
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Sox Machine
Low fastballs aren't your key to success, Octavio.
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That was better
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
oh god.
this is going to fuck us.
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by thatballhitdeepwayback on Jun 12, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions
This is the longest IBB I've ever seen.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Dotel throwing the ephous pitch on an IBB
Scaring me.
And you don't need a weatherman
To know which way the wind blows.
I was going to complain, but now I'm not.
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of course.
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by thatballhitdeepwayback on Jun 12, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions
Only time I recall liking it was when Garland hit that homer in Cinci (I think) in 06.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
God damn it.
That was so going to happen.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
really alexei?
youre gonna pick the ball up while you’re laying on the ground instead of letting pods pick it up.
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by thatballhitdeepwayback on Jun 12, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions
yeah
the pods cannon wouldve nailed him at the plate for sure.
Id prefer Alexeis throw from his knees.
South Side (Cant) Hit (For Shit) Men
Really.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
fuck you dotel.
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by thatballhitdeepwayback on Jun 12, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions
I couldn't help but notice...
DOTEL IS STILL PITCHING.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Yeah, I clearly overreacted.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Pitcher spot is up to bat next inning
Ozzie is going to PH for Dotel
by Scotty Ballgame on Jun 12, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I truly despise the NL.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
No HWAY!
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 12, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
So do I
Purdue Grad here. And, Clayton is from Lafayette, IN. However, realistically I dont think that he will stay with the sox.
Just think about how much credit he has been given in the past for all of his work. They threw him under the bus to go with Colon and Contreras at the beginning of the year.
if you can't strike out mcghee and jeff suppan you do not deserve to play baseball.
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by thatballhitdeepwayback on Jun 12, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions
LOL @ IBB KENDALL
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 12, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions
fuck.
this shit.
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by thatballhitdeepwayback on Jun 12, 2009 9:05 PM CDT reply actions
Dotel sucks: a ball popped up over SS, an inside fast ball turned into a barely single.
DFA him.
The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander
Good one!
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 12, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Can Beckham hit?
*spits
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 12, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Due up: Beckham,Fields, and Dotel
Sheesh
And you don't need a weatherman
To know which way the wind blows.
Yes.
Because this one’s out of reach.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 12, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
way to see those pitches josh.
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by thatballhitdeepwayback on Jun 12, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions
Slider speed bat meets slider
Supposed to have a better result.
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We must be on tape delay down here.
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 12, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
he meant
popped out of the dugout.
but only said,“thome has popped out.”
brian anderson would've caught that...
The hell farr?
Your offense is only as good as your bullpen.
by defensive indifference on Jun 12, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
What good are hamfists for otherwise?
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macdougall.
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by thatballhitdeepwayback on Jun 12, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
it was
seperate hard lumps, like nuts.
now it’s like a sausage but with cracks on its surface.
brian anderson would've caught that...
Air-tight defense.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
When you play a minor-league lineup....
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by Sox Machine on Jun 12, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
i hate ozzie.
ruins young talent. check.
makes stupid pitching decisions. check.
dispite having an overpaid abysmal offense keeps his hitting coach. check.
lashes out at the media to protect his ‘managerial style’
throws players under the bus. check.
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by thatballhitdeepwayback on Jun 12, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions
Wins World Series.
Check.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
coop won that world series.
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by thatballhitdeepwayback on Jun 12, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I think I made that argument about Buddy Ryan and the 85 Bears.
So I tip my cap to you.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
not even listening anymore.
bob edwards interviewing michael pollan is more captivating.
brian anderson would've caught that...
I made the switch myself.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Poreda warming
There’s your reason.
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Richard: Braun… Braun, you’ve have a hit, but you don’t have me. You were going to kill me, Braun. You’re going to have to come down here. You’re going to have to come down here!
Braun: I’ve done far worse than kill you. I’ve hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her; marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet… buried alive! Buried alive…!
Richard: BRAAAUNNNN!
[echo]
Richard: BRAAAUNNNN!
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this is better
http://boingboing.net/2009/06/01/khaan-the-greatest-s.html
member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."
Red Sox-Phillies 2-2, top 12.
Sounds like quite a game.
Ed Farmer: "Is it raining in here?"
Steve Stone: "I've made an egregious mistake."
Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 12, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions
He's not a starter.....Jenks traded....Thornton closer....
Poreda becomes Thornton (hopefully)….that’s the plan.
What the fuck happened?
I was watching the Hockey game and last I check the sox were up 2, next thing I know they are down by 5
Wave that flag.... Wave it wide and high.. Summertime... Done come and gone, My oh my
our bullpen decided it wanted to get in on some of this "sucking" action
Is it still the fourth inning?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRrhCinlBxo
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 12, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"
"id hit him" ;Stone
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 12, 2009 10:49 PM CDT reply actions
Last I checked, they had a 2-0 lead
I haven’t read any of the posts above and don’t know anything else
I will now take my leave and go back out to celebrate the birth of a new White Sox win streak
We’re still in this thing!
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