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Buehrle Homers, Sox Win See-Saw Affair

Lots of moving parts in this one

  1. Mark Buehrle homers
  2. Jimmy Gobble pitches in a high leverage situation -- which actually isn't as bad as it sounds as long as he only faces lefties.
  3. Jim Thome tries to lay down a bunt multiple times, draws walk which is eventual winning run... 
  4. Winning run scored by pinch runner extraordinaire Clayton Richard.

I love baseball.

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baseball is pretty cool.

member of a "solid community of fans" and "a meathead."

by thecip on Jun 14, 2009 5:08 PM CDT reply actions  

hahaha

i think this means we should all go and buy some packing tape mid game from now on!!

I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!

by BoeJouma on Jun 14, 2009 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

A series win, combined with Detroit's series loss is pretty sweet.

And the Scrubs did their part finally.
Nice finish to what cold have been a disastrous weekend.
We take it.

The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander

by Chiburb on Jun 14, 2009 5:47 PM CDT reply actions  

The Brewers may as well be as be in the top class of NL teams. Good series win.

And I don’t know what someone was talking about before when they said Ozzie Guillen should be fired. He really gets the job done – even under National League rules (where I do enjoy watching whatever he comes up with game after game).

by Black Sox Baseball on Jun 14, 2009 6:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Brewers top class of NL?

Please. But winnings road series is always nice. Especialy a one-run game to win the series.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 14, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah we get the top of the NL class soon enough

after the Reds

South Side (Cant) Hit (For Shit) Men

by e-gus on Jun 14, 2009 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

they have been playing bad

swept the series before

Wave that flag.... Wave it wide and high.. Summertime... Done come and gone, My oh my

by 815Sox on Jun 14, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well the Hawk did (kinda) get one thing right

your pitching is your offense

After 5 minutes of trying to help this kid, the hurt would end up using him as a bat.
-rangerjae

by blackoutsox on Jun 14, 2009 6:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Pitching got the job done the whole series.

particularly the bullpen, which is currently second in WAR to the Brew Crew and best in WAR/IP.

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by colintj on Jun 14, 2009 6:17 PM CDT reply actions  

AJ
White Sox catcher A.J. Pierzynski thought he’d never see what transpired Sunday afternoon at Miller Park.

In the third inning of Chicago’s 5-4 win over the Brewers, White Sox starting pitcher Mark Buehrle hit a home run into the Chicago bullpen in right field, giving the White Sox a 2-1 lead and Buehrle the first home run of his career.

“I was just in shock, because I’ve seen him hit so many times and he stinks,” said Pierzynski, who eventually drove in the game-winning run in the top of the ninth. “I mean, look at poor [Brewers starting pitcher Braden Looper]. He threw it right where [Buehrle] was looking for it — well, there was no looking. He just threw it high, and Mark hit that ball a long way.” …

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090614&content_id=5332822&vkey=news_cws&fext=.jsp&c_id=cws

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jun 14, 2009 6:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Man the errors in that article

1. The home run tied the game, didn’t give the Sox the lead.
2. Mark Buehrle is left handed.

Is it still the fourth inning?

by vince_ on Jun 14, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

it was in the rest of article
The right-hander, who took a no-decision in the game, said it was his first home run since he played in a high school summer league.

the MLB writer must be hanging with Freddy…

:p

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jun 14, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh thanks.

The mind is a little cloudy after the beers. Just read the quoted part posted here.

by Ahillock on Jun 14, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have I mentioned I love AJ?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 14, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

if the cubs can fire their hitting coach why cant we fire ours?

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 14, 2009 6:48 PM CDT reply actions  

AJ and Clayton
“[Richard] did play quarterback at a Little 11 school,” said Pierzynski, a Florida booster mocking the Big Ten, where Richard played at Michigan. “I thought he might be athletic enough. He’s not quite good enough to play in the SEC.”

Said Richard: “A lot of times A.J. gets confused about the powers that be in college football, and it carries over to his major league life.”

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/chi-15-sox-brewers-chicagojun15,0,5956035.story

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jun 14, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

cmon man thats sick

i don't really consider a raspberry from sliding into home an injury
by U-God on May 31, 2009 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 14, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh god.

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on Jun 14, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

why exactly

because…….. who is so great again?

"I'm just here to provide street cred"

by Tdogg on Jun 14, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

He can't answer you. Slashed his wrists.

The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander

by Chiburb on Jun 15, 2009 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone know the status of Freddy Garcia?

Anyone know when he’s set to make his first start in AAA?

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on Jun 14, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

puff, puff, pass.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jun 15, 2009 7:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

an outfield of Quentin, Danks, and Hermida would be something nice to look forward to next year

I doubt Danks will be ready by opening day next year, but he has been doing much better than expected already in the minors. I’m still hoping that with all the money coming off the books with Thome, Dotel, and the Count coming off the books they’ll throw some money at Matt Holliday.

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

by Jbasic89 on Jun 14, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, the Sox need to acquire multiple bats for next season

With Thome and Dye likely gone they have openings at 1B , CF, 3B, and RF and they need some offense from those positions. Sadly, it’s not going be Holliday (Boras client I believe, and in any case will have $$ demands out of the Sox league).

The Sox are way more likely to acquire a decent position player through trade than FA signing. That’s why it’s probably imperative to trade Jenks now if he can bring you back a league average guy at one of the open positions for 2010. Maybe the Sox could even throw money in with Jenks to get someone decent on the way back…

by hitlesswonder on Jun 14, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

i thought they would move him to DH and have allen be the 1B

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jun 14, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know about that

Not early at least. Konerko provides a decent bat and solid D why create a hole for nothing? Also there may be a good chance Beckham sticks at 3rd next year.

"I'm just here to provide street cred"

by Tdogg on Jun 14, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I not even conviced yet Thome is defenitely gone

He really likes it here and might sign on the serious cheap.

"I'm just here to provide street cred"

by Tdogg on Jun 14, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm fairly sold on it as long as kenny thinks allen will be decent

unless serious cheap is 3 – 4 million

i figure thome would cost 8 – 9 million at a discount and i dont think that would be the best use of that money. wouldn’t it be better to use that money to replace complete suck in CF or 2B than using it on thome when you have a cheap replacement who can provide adequate production?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jun 14, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow 8-9 million?

Another time. At that rate you would be absolutely right, but I don’t see him getting that kind of cash. Look at Abreu. 5 million. If he would except 3-4 million it would be hard to ignore it.

"I'm just here to provide street cred"

by Tdogg on Jun 14, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think we're at a similiar place

but i just dont see thome coming back. besides the white sox financial situation, i would imagine he would be looking for a contending team in 2010.

not saying its impossible, i don’t see the white sox being an elite team in 2010 unless significant upgrades are made at a few positions

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jun 14, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

regardless of their financial situation

I don’t see the sox getting rid of Thome AND dye. that creates another gaping hole in the lineup especially given Q’s health. If they can get one or the other at a decent rate I think they’ll spring for it.

WordUpThome: BUT THE "FUN FACTS" ON THE BACKS OF YOUR BASED BALL CARDS SAY THAT YOU ARE A RELEVANCE ENTHUSIAST

by thatballhitdeepwayback on Jun 14, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

dye would be better to keep

i’ve seen people say he’d accept arbitration, and i think that would be great for the sox. the sox do not have an in house replacement for dye, while allen can step into first and have konerko take over for thome.

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jun 14, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't count on allen yet.

still a good chance he washes out.

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by colintj on Jun 14, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

didn't realize his ISO was down .150 from last year

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jun 14, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's not really the thing to be worrying about

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on Jun 14, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

what should i be looking at?

BB% is up, K% is down from last year

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jun 14, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

scratch the BB% part

i’m not good at math

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jun 14, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

ISO takes the longest to normalize

and he’s hitting in B-ham.

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by colintj on Jun 14, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

and actually its down .100 from last year total

the .150 is from his time on the barons which was <200 ABs

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jun 14, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

matt why are you moving Konerko off 1b for Allen

He’s not a given. And no way they offer arb. Way too much.

"I'm just here to provide street cred"

by Tdogg on Jun 14, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

because konerko is an avg. at best 1B

if my memory is serving correct, i remember something about allen being above average defensively.

and my admittedly very small knowledge of the arbitration process, isn’t dye getting paid based on other contracts that have been signed in the last year/signed this off season? how much would it cost?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jun 14, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Konerko is an above average first basemen.

second best defender at first in the game right now, according to fangraphs.

by Daniel Berlyn on Jun 14, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

look at other years besides this year

the three years before this -.8, -1.5, and .7

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jun 14, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think he has worked very hard to make himself into

an above avg defensive 1b. He’s a long way from 2004. He doesn’t have a lot of range but he picks with the best of them and turns the dp very well. I really don’t see any reason to take him off the bag.

"I'm just here to provide street cred"

by Tdogg on Jun 14, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

well that was then, wasn't it?

anyway, I doubt Allen can give the production Paul will be able to next year, at least, that’s the way things look now. If he is able to, then he’s probably better than we anticipated. Ride Paulie until you fall off, there’s no reason not to.

by Daniel Berlyn on Jun 14, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

flagged.

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by colintj on Jun 14, 2009 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Economy = dumper

This is it for the veterans. Sox will be on the cheap next year. These kids can play or something like that…just watch.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jun 15, 2009 7:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not sure it'll be that extreme

the only big money committed for 2010 is MB’s 14 mill and PK’s 12 mill…according to the payroll resource, only 43.95 is committed for next year…there is plenty of money to make some moves

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 15, 2009 7:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

otoh

FA may well be a more attractive option than the trade market for many clubs. anything signed pre ’09 is going to be locked in at a much higher price than the market would bear right now.

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by colintj on Jun 14, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't see a lot of attractive FAs on the list

Beltre might be interesting given his glove and the fact that the Cell might boost his OPS substantially. And that he’s been so bad this season that the Sox might be able to buy low.

Holliday is the guy that stands out because his age is just way more attractive than most. Other than him I don’t a lot hitters worth even a medium-sized deal.

BTW Figgins is a FA

by hitlesswonder on Jun 14, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

preposterous

we have Figgins on a lifetime contract

by Daniel Berlyn on Jun 14, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

All jokes aside, Figgins wouldn't be a terrible option

his defense at third is pretty outstanding. If the Sox would rather have Beckham at third, I’d bet that he’d be above average defensively at second, too. This is, of course, dependent upon what type of contract he’s looking for.

by CWSKeith on Jun 14, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually, I agree

His age is an issue for any long-term deal, but if the Sox want to contend for the division in 2010 they need major league hitters.

So yeah, if his demands aren’t crazy the Sox should give it a shot.

I do assume, however, that if the Sox sign Figgins that they send Konerko to LAA in compensation.

by hitlesswonder on Jun 14, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was thinking the same earlier this weekend

except JD will probably be pretty cheap too.

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by colintj on Jun 14, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

they need to have either him or Thome.

Otherwise, there’s no bona fide home run hitters aside from Quentin next year.

by Daniel Berlyn on Jun 14, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

"bona fide" = 30+?

I still think he can crank out 20+ a year, which may be less than you’d want a 1B. But I think that’s still substantial.

by hitlesswonder on Jun 14, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's been hitting very well so far

and he’s not on pace for 20. he gets the hottest months yet, but he’s certainly not guaranteed to be healthy enough to play in them.

30+ was kind of arbitrary, but i thought that was a good cutoff for the kind of pop Kenny wants in his lineup. Paulie just isn’t who i think of when i think “home run hitter”.

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by colintj on Jun 14, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

not anymore

I don’t know that his 30+ days are behind him, necessarily, but his current approach is most beneficial right now and when the power comes, it comes. If it ever does.

That said, the White Sox need some serious hummus in the middle of the order. That or move back the walls. Dye and Quentin should be enough if both are healthy.

by Daniel Berlyn on Jun 14, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

with his thumb bothering him last year

and it coming back this year, what are the chances he’ll be dealing with it again next year?

i think he would be able to pass as an average DH. right now his OPS would be 6/10 in the AL. i think that says something about half the DH’s in the league though

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jun 14, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm guessing he's going to be on those cortisone(?) shots for a while

but so far so good. herm’s proving it’s treatable every time paulie hits a line drive.

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by colintj on Jun 14, 2009 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

bleh.

posted too soon.

was going to add that he’s probably going to go through lulls where the pain becomes less tolerable. Thome’s injury risk at DH is worthwhile because he mashes when healthy (and it turns out he can be kept healthy). PK has significantly less upside.

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by colintj on Jun 14, 2009 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can he hit enough for a first baseman at this point?

He’s a sunk cost at this point, not that I’m complaining — if you’d’ve told me when the contract was signed that Konerko would be in the 110-115 OPS+ range for the final years of the contract (bad thumb and all), I would’ve taken that.

I’m right there with Tdogg w/r/t Thome. His market will be extremely limited heading into free agency, even moreso than Abreu and Giambi from last year. He seems comfortable here and I doubt he’d command more than $5-6 million.

The Sox are going to want to contend next year and barring a huge second half, I doubt Allen is ready to be an .825-.850 OPS hitter come April 2010. Bringing back Thome at a bargain seems like a very good move.

by CWSKeith on Jun 14, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

He hits more line drives than anybody on the team

Given the way this team hits pop-up after pop-up, that’s pretty valuable.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jun 14, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

iawtc

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by colintj on Jun 14, 2009 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm assuming Dye and Thome leave and Konerko moves to DH

I could be wrong, but I just don’t see $12M for Dye. Maybe Thome at a steep discount, but that still seems unlikely. I can easily imagine scenarios where Konerko stays at 1B, I was picking what I thought was most likely.

I was sort of pencilling Beckham in at 2B, because Getz hasn’t been exactly great. But 2010 could easily see GB at 3B and Getz at 2B. I don’t expect every position I listed as a hole to be filled from outside the organization, they are just the positions that I regard as this biggest problems.

by hitlesswonder on Jun 14, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe he's got a big hot streak in him, but i'm pretty sure Getz at second

past this season is dead. Nix is better than him by a lot defensively and can probably out hit him too and he’s a bargain bin type.

personally, i want CJ Retherford to take the world by storm.

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by colintj on Jun 14, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

knowing how long the sox have stuck with other mediocre infielders

I’m pretty sure Getz will be around another year at the very least. There’s no chance they abandon him after one season. Nix is a fine infield sub but he’s too inconsistent, and hasn’t really shown us anything special. I’m not buying a guy for the future hitting .200 and his bright points have been his first career home runs. Getz has far more upside.

WordUpThome: BUT THE "FUN FACTS" ON THE BACKS OF YOUR BASED BALL CARDS SAY THAT YOU ARE A RELEVANCE ENTHUSIAST

by thatballhitdeepwayback on Jun 14, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

his glove seems special

"I'm just here to provide street cred"

by Tdogg on Jun 14, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree

And I would take Nix’s slight power over Getz’s higher average if had to choose whom to give at-bats too…

by hitlesswonder on Jun 14, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't dog on Nix

Nix is awesome – his defense is enough to make me want to keep him on. He’s a good defensive sub – he should be resigned for another 2 years as a UTIL guy and that is all that I would expect from him. He’ll get a chance to battle for 2B next year.

by el paulito on Jun 15, 2009 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

don't let him fool you.

nix is just juan uribe in disguise. Above average defense, low average but can hit for power.

WordUpThome: BUT THE "FUN FACTS" ON THE BACKS OF YOUR BASED BALL CARDS SAY THAT YOU ARE A RELEVANCE ENTHUSIAST

by thatballhitdeepwayback on Jun 15, 2009 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

flagged.

when comparing players, they must be of the same ethnicity.

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on Jun 15, 2009 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

And on the same "grindiness" scale.

Uribe =/ grindy. Nix = grindy.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 15, 2009 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

flagged

asserting juanito is not grindy

his nickname, torpedo boat, alone is grindy

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by The Wizard on Jun 15, 2009 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd for sticking up for Uribe while I was being productive at work

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

by rhythm on Jun 15, 2009 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

correction

rec’d for sticking up for Uribe while I was being “productive” at work

:p

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jun 15, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

and less homicide.

WordUpThome: BUT THE "FUN FACTS" ON THE BACKS OF YOUR BASED BALL CARDS SAY THAT YOU ARE A RELEVANCE ENTHUSIAST

by thatballhitdeepwayback on Jun 15, 2009 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 15, 2009 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which would make him a very solid utility player on the cheap, no ?

by Grinder in Training on Jun 15, 2009 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

ye of little faith

first you kidnap Getz and now you leave him for dead after your lecherous desires are satisfied?

I really do think Getz can be a productive player, at least platoon-wise. I’m not sure either him or Retherford can be full-timers yet, but I do think it would be a waste to relegate him to bench duty after seeing him for 2 months.

by Daniel Berlyn on Jun 14, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's not going to be a productive hitter until he can do some damage to an

inside fastball. a pitcher throws in there, he knows the worst thing that happens is a single. so far it hasn’t turned into a single enough. and this is against RHP. he really just doesn’t seem to have the tools that Nix has and if Nix is a AAAA bat, then what is Getz?

the tools difference translates into probably 5-10 runs defensively. is Getz going to outhit Nix by that? not to mention that he needs to be able to play at full velocity in order to be valuable and he’s had nagging injury issues throughout his career.

it’s not like i want that to be true. but 2 months is a lot of leeway for a guy we watch every day.

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by colintj on Jun 15, 2009 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

i'd sure hope so

if the abreu and burrell contracts are any indication, it should be in the neighborhood of half of 10.

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by colintj on Jun 15, 2009 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Dye's mutual option doesn't influence the Sox's ability to offer arbitration, does it?

I’ve been going off of the assumption that the Sox can refuse the option but still offer arbitration — is that correct? I seem to recall a situation very similar to this presenting itself a few years back – or I could just be completely making this up.

In any case I’m interested in seeing what happens to Dye, especially if he’s not dealt in the coming month-and-a-half. Picking up his mutual option at $12 million would be some degree of overpayment although not completely egregious — fangraphs had his value pegged at almost $8 million last year and he’s on pace to be more or less the same this season. Then again, have they adjusted last years worth to fit what was payed on the market for players this past winter? I’d have to imagine the $/win went down a bit, right?

I’m interested in what others think. Unless the Sox load up and make a play for Matt Holliday there are no clear cut better outfielders than Dye (on second look there are more than I thought. Bay, Cameron and Damon are all varying amounts of ‘better’ than JD and Abreu is roughly his equal. After looking at this — especially if all of the above hit the market, which is probably unlikely — it seems to be a bit less difficult a decision, though still a tough one, as the Sox have absolutely no one in-house to ready to take a corner OF spot).

by CWSKeith on Jun 15, 2009 1:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

i don't think the Sox would offer arb

the arb scale is based on the pre crap economy.

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by colintj on Jun 15, 2009 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

we should decline the option and sign him to another year – the Market is different than when he signed it. Taking a look at current rosters (not regarding contracts) – I do not see many places where Thome or Dye could end up on FA market.

We have to keep either Thome or Dye – can’t lose both. I dont want to see another 2007 effort offensively.

by el paulito on Jun 15, 2009 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Holliday would be nice to have.

Isn’t Jason Bay a FA in 2010 as well? I would be happy with either.

by Ahillock on Jun 14, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was wondering the same...

if the lineup Spain sent to SA is any indicator, the US will facing Italy’s best (if not their best then their 1A squad). Spain started Torres and Villa up front against New Zealand and I’m pretty sure I saw Xavi and Cesc Fab in the mid-field (I only saw a few highlights). The roster that Bradley announced for the USA is certainly their best so it’ll be a good measuring stick about where the US is at with 2010 on the horizon.

by CWSKeith on Jun 14, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

He looked good at the plate. Nice swing.

Also – Beckham’s double was a dandy. Opposite field, whoda thunk it?

by 67WMAQ on Jun 14, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's got marvelous makeup.

of course he can hit ropes to the opposite field. he’s the fucking savior.

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on Jun 14, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think his eyeliner is what sets him apart

but he does work the blush in nicely.

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

by rhythm on Jun 14, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

what about next year?

Do you think he plays 3rd?

"I'm just here to provide street cred"

by Tdogg on Jun 14, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

easier to find 2B

than 3B, but i’d imagine they’ll be flexible with him. he’s not going to be a plus defender in the next year or two, i’d guess, so there’s not much lost from flipping him back and forth.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 14, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

People like to pretend that 3B is an easy position to fill

because it isn’t “up the middle”. I’d be just as fine with him at the hot corner… much better fit for him IMO.

by Daniel Berlyn on Jun 14, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

what that really means is that

right now there’s a glut of good 3B and finding one to compete with them is costly. Beckham has as good a chance of any cheap option of doing that. meanwhile, a lot of teams have chosen to punt on 2B.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 14, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, look at the White Sox.

We have seen exactly one third basemen have extended success since… I dunno, let’s say 03. There are more superstars at the hot corner but also less to choose from. I don’t know that it’s true that teams are punting on 2B so much as there are less players that blow you away. You ideally have a good hitter at third, and yet they are hard to find. Many are too concerned about getting a great hitter at every position when you’re more likely to settle on average. That way, they can spend their resources more efficiently.

I also think that Beckham’s style of play and body frame is better for knocking down hard hit shots rather than trying to run around for soft bloops and ranging for grounders.

by Daniel Berlyn on Jun 14, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

have you seen the BP articles that tracked this stuff?

the average 3B hit well better than 2B and have for a while, but that plus Tango’s work on positional difficulty (namely that 2B and 3B are equal) means that the average 3B is in aggregate a better player than the average 2B right now. it would certainly seem like teams are choosing to punt on 2B.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 15, 2009 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

nerd alert!

I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!

by BoeJouma on Jun 15, 2009 2:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

gordo

i always thought that SS was the best fielder – if the Savior could fill SS for a college team – he should be able to play 3B yeah? He’s been average at 3B from what we’ve seen in the few games he’s played.

I’m happy he’s has not pulled a Betemit.

by el paulito on Jun 15, 2009 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Look at the activity on Sunday night.

Amazing what a 2 game win streak does to the SSS psyche.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 14, 2009 10:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Funny I was thinking the same thing.

ppb!

"I'm just here to provide street cred"

by Tdogg on Jun 14, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

he got laid tonight, remember.

a little postcoitus internet browsing.

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by larry on Jun 14, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jun 14, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

It must be his birthday.

Happy birthday, WU!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jun 15, 2009 7:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not yet.

Wish it were my drivers license’s expiration.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 15, 2009 7:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Scary to think what you get on drivers license expiration day

even scarier thinking the State of Florida allows you to continue to drive a vehicle. Golf cart, maybe….but even that’s a stretch.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jun 15, 2009 7:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking of driver's licenses

I have a buddy from Arizona and his license doesn’t expire until 2053. His explanation is old people (older than WU ;) ) want it like that so they don’t have to ever get retested.

By the way, greetings from Nagoya Japan

by jeeves on Jun 15, 2009 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Domo.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 15, 2009 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

That was a fun weekend

Well, Friday night stunk, but Saturday and Sunday were great. I think the crowd was at least 50% Sox fans for every game. The “let’s go White Sox” chants were so loud that it was almost like being at the Cell. I took some pictures…if they turned out okay I’ll post ’em in a day or so.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Jun 14, 2009 11:09 PM CDT reply actions  

made the trip to milwaukee today.....

Buehrle homered? Beckham clutch hit? Impeccable relief work? all this adds up to a fine time for the KenWo

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jun 14, 2009 11:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Plus cheese curds, cheap beer and sturdy girls.

Fine time indeed.

2 of 3 in Wrigley would make me forget about the last couple of weeks in the cell.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jun 15, 2009 7:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

to be honest

after last year 1 of 3 in wrigley would make me feel a little better. provided they can take care of business in the cell.

WordUpThome: BUT THE "FUN FACTS" ON THE BACKS OF YOUR BASED BALL CARDS SAY THAT YOU ARE A RELEVANCE ENTHUSIAST

by thatballhitdeepwayback on Jun 15, 2009 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed..

We’re both bad, it’s not like the Cubs are a great team right now either, no reason to think we can’t take 2 of 3.

by Grinder in Training on Jun 15, 2009 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

this site so needs..

regularly scheduled sentiment polls, similar to the university of michigan consumer confidence index, as well as debtors prisons and a supra-site currency.

or at least dominate the reference section on wackypedia for all things sox.

Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 15, 2009 12:15 AM CDT reply actions  

Cheat tried that last year.

or the year before? i think it was last though.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 15, 2009 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, cheat said something similar when i suggested it before..

i still think it is a good idea. what’s stopping it? participation, or the laborious task of adjusting for the inevitable erroneous data points?

Where time is meaningless, and outside of diamonds there are no dimensions.

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 15, 2009 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

well he is the best pitcher on in the history of the planet

fixed

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jun 15, 2009 5:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

MB56?

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 15, 2009 6:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

No.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 15, 2009 6:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Pods will most likely get the write in vote this year.

Boy is raking! Looks like Willie Mays (hayes) out there….

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jun 15, 2009 7:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/1622506,CST-SPT-soxnt15.article

No one foresaw Jose Contreras coming back so strong after being demoted to Class AAA Charlotte in May, but pitching coach Don Cooper says nothing Contreras does should shock anyone.

‘’I remember all the way from the beginning when we first brought him here and he struggled,’’ Cooper said Sunday. ‘’Everyone wanted to run him out of town, and then we saw everything that transpired after that, which was 2005 All-Star break until 2006 All-Star break, probably one of the best in baseball. You can’t take for granted a guy’s heart, pride and work ethic. I’m happily surprised, but I don’t know how surprised we should be.’’

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 15, 2009 6:50 AM CDT reply actions  

Cuban Pride

Fidel taught him that in the sandlots in south Havana during the 50’s. Southside!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jun 15, 2009 7:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

"The Real Neal"'s second comment is great

I haven’t looked into tRA, QERA, or xFIP, any thoughts on the conclusions of Mr. Carty?

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

by rhythm on Jun 15, 2009 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

according to my eyes

he’s not. and i don’t believe it is unlucky to give up home runs when throwing 1 pitch with little movement over the middle of the plate. that is a pitch that will be hit hard and long

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jun 15, 2009 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

which makes it pretty aggravating

when people use it as the basis of an argument

by Daniel Berlyn on Jun 15, 2009 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

FIP is just fine as the basis for a number of arguments.

but in those cases where HR has yet to normalize, it makes less sense to use it. it’s relationship with ERA is also very well documented, which makes it all the more attractive to use in 101 type arguments. there are many good reasons why fangraphs uses it for the basis of pitcher WAR.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 15, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

god i'm itchin

for kenny to start dismantling this middling mess.

by Hatchetm on Jun 15, 2009 9:50 AM CDT reply actions  

I don't really see a reason to right now.

Our young guys aren’t ready for the big leagues, and our older guys aren’t really all that attractive to other teams outside of our bullpen for various reasons. The longer the season goes, the more injuries other teams will have, and the more attractive our guys become. What’s the rush?

I could understand if it was 2010 or 11 and Danks, Flowers, Allen, etc.. we’re ready. We have no one that is held back by keeping the veterans around. I guess Link comes to mind, but it’s not like he couldn’t take Gobble’s spot if they really wanted to bring him up.

by Grinder in Training on Jun 15, 2009 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

This need to blow up a team is really out of control

Competing in a horrible division and rebuilding seems to be exactly what the Sox are doing. Why is that so terrible to some people?

"I'm just here to provide street cred"

by Tdogg on Jun 15, 2009 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

it’s mid-June and we’re 4.5 games back. little early to start freaking

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jun 15, 2009 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sell into strength.

No one is freaking if that is the suggestion.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 15, 2009 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

i'd be fine with shipping jenks out

think we should wait about a month before considering anyone else

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jun 15, 2009 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think that's what I would do as well

The time to be shopping Jenks is now, while lots of teams are considering buying. If a deal is out there for a decent young position player, they should take it.

I don’t see anyone else the Sox have being so attractive: Dye, Contreras, and Dotel can all be moved later if a deal materializes….

by hitlesswonder on Jun 15, 2009 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

we don’t really use jenks much- he’s probably going to get some bling from arb again…and Thornton has that closer look to him now.

by el paulito on Jun 15, 2009 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm dreaming jenks for smoak

:p

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jun 15, 2009 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm excited to

get on with the rebuilding part.

by Hatchetm on Jun 15, 2009 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

We're already there.

If you’re that excited about it, take a trip down to Birmingham and you can see it in person.

by Grinder in Training on Jun 15, 2009 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

or you can just drive to the cell and see it there.

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on Jun 15, 2009 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

There's no point just yet

Unless Kenny gets floored by an offer, why would he blow up the team when the division is still winnable? The deadline is 7/31, not 6/15

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 15, 2009 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

OK

my post wasn’t about what should be done, but rather what i was anxious about.

by Hatchetm on Jun 15, 2009 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

great

watch the minor league thread. Nothing is exciting about fielding a crazy young team and losing 90+ games

"I'm just here to provide street cred"

by Tdogg on Jun 15, 2009 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

failure is a whole lot cuter when it's little kids doing it.

i guess that’s why parents love watching their 5 year olds play soccer.

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on Jun 15, 2009 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

there are a lot more teams

In far far worse positions than us who aren’t selling off their roster, hell kenny wasn’t selling off the team in 07 when he sould have. What indication do we have that he will now, we know he hates fielding a losing team and this team has a better chance of winning than any farmers we have. We’re not THAT FAR removed from having beat the Angels and sweeping the Royals (which isn’t that much of a feat except for Greinke).

WordUpThome: BUT THE "FUN FACTS" ON THE BACKS OF YOUR BASED BALL CARDS SAY THAT YOU ARE A RELEVANCE ENTHUSIAST

by thatballhitdeepwayback on Jun 15, 2009 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

"hell kenny wasn’t selling off the team in 07 when he sould have."

and if he did, do you think we win the division in ’08????

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 15, 2009 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

exactly.

we don’t. so why sell all our attractive pieces now when we’re still a half decent team? It not like we have major league ready youngsters or free agents who actually want to come here.

WordUpThome: BUT THE "FUN FACTS" ON THE BACKS OF YOUR BASED BALL CARDS SAY THAT YOU ARE A RELEVANCE ENTHUSIAST

by thatballhitdeepwayback on Jun 15, 2009 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

presented without comment or agenda.

if one assumes that 86 games will win the division (that’s what rick hahn thought a couple weeks ago and i think all will agree that’s a reasonable assessment), the white sox will need to go 56-42 the rest of the way. the tigers will need to go 52-47.

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on Jun 15, 2009 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

eeeebbbb.

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

by rhythm on Jun 15, 2009 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Because there is hope in youth. (Old doen't improve except in wine.)

Except for some of the posters here. (Ginger, I’m looking at you.)

;)

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 15, 2009 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Because they're fucking idiots

They thinking short when they should be thinking long – shameful shit.

Always bet on black!

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 15, 2009 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you. I hope that wasn't directed at those of us that think

an orderly pruning/rebalancing/talent assessment makes sense. Fer Chrissakes, the economics of the game are changed for years to come. Best to get ahead of the curve.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 15, 2009 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

So more moves like the Swisher trade?

Moving players for 60 cents on the dollar because “something needs to be done”?

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 15, 2009 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

http://voteswisher.com/

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on Jun 15, 2009 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

Yankee fans are delusional about this guy. I find it to be annoying, yet hilarious

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 15, 2009 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah the hilarious part

is how fucking useful he’d be for this team. Q’s out you say? Paulie has a lingering issue? You’re sick of throwing BA out in CF?

…fuckinaye.

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Jun 15, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he's kicking ass right now.

It was nice when he was doubled off 2nd the other night, deep in thought (or looking at chicks in the stands) to help his team lose.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 15, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd rather watch Swisher contribute to a loss than Wise

That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 15, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'd rather have a team with 9 wises

than 1 swisher.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 15, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

9 wises?

that’d be bloody awful…

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jun 15, 2009 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

They are just all slaves to you, OM.

Meat.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 15, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

the rush is this

red itchy rash i’ve developed.

by Hatchetm on Jun 15, 2009 9:57 AM CDT reply actions  

Add the "an" and I'll take you at your word.

Otherwise…not a “MAN”.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 15, 2009 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Molly Hatchet

The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander

by Chiburb on Jun 15, 2009 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

doing light jogging

with no timetable for return per today’s paper.

by Hatchetm on Jun 15, 2009 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Calf.

He’s not stretching his calf.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 15, 2009 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh mercy how they scare!

With the toe bone connected
to the foot bone,
and the foot bone connected
to the ankle bone,
and the ankle bone connected
to the leg bone.
Oh mercy how they scare!

Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh mercy how they scare!

With the leg bone connected
to the knee bone,
and the knee bone connected
to the thigh bone,
and the thigh bone connected
to the hip bone.
Oh mercy how they scare!

Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh mercy how they scare!

With the hip bone connected
to the back bone,
and the back bone connected
to the neck bone,
and the neck bone connected
to the head bone,
Oh mercy how they scare!

Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh mercy how they scare!

With the finger bone connected
to the hand bone,
and the hand bone connected
to the arm bone,
and the arm bone connected
to the shoulder bone,
Oh mercy how they scare!

Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh those bones, oh those bones,
oh those skeleton bones.
Oh mercy how they scare!

With the shoulder bone connected
to the back bone,
and the back bone connected
to the neck bone,
and the neck bone connected
to the head bone.
Oh mercy how they scare!

by Ahillock on Jun 15, 2009 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

June 26, 1986

on their way to a 90 loss season, the white sox trade tom seaver for steve lyons.

by Hatchetm on Jun 15, 2009 10:35 AM CDT reply actions  

That was Hawk as GM, no?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jun 15, 2009 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

July 29, 1989:

Harold Baines and Fred Manrique to the Texas Rangers for Wilson Alvarez, Scott Fletcher and Sammy Sosa.

by Hatchetm on Jun 15, 2009 10:43 AM CDT reply actions  

Much better.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 15, 2009 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

awesome trade

we got George Bell for Sammy Sosa…that really helped us!

by el paulito on Jun 15, 2009 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

July 27, 1995

Jim Abbott and Tim Fortugno to the California Angels for McKay Christensen, Andrew Lorraine, Bill Simas and John Snyder.

where did simas pick up the nickname “steamer?”

by Hatchetm on Jun 15, 2009 10:46 AM CDT reply actions  

hopefully cleveland

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jun 15, 2009 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

nice play.

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

by rhythm on Jun 15, 2009 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

August 28, 1995:

Jose Deleon to the Montreal Expos for Jeff Shaw.

by Hatchetm on Jun 15, 2009 10:48 AM CDT reply actions  

this is riveting.

White Sox Minor League Updates: http://twitter.com/SouthSidelarry

by larry on Jun 15, 2009 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

i'm on the edge of my seat

hang on, I need to keep reading

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 15, 2009 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Get ready for the twist ending....

I’m thinking it’s going to be a trade for Figgins

by hitlesswonder on Jun 15, 2009 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

July 31, 1997:

Danny Darwin, Wilson Alvarez and Roberto Hernandez to the San Francisco Giants for Brian Manning, Lorenzo Barcelo, Mike Caruso, Keith Foulke, Bobby Howry and Ken Vining.

I still think this was a good trade.

by Hatchetm on Jun 15, 2009 10:51 AM CDT reply actions  

the firesale...

i was disappointed when this trade was done – but it was a fairly good one in retrospect.

by el paulito on Jun 15, 2009 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

July 25, 2002:

Ray Durham traded by the Chicago White Sox with cash to the Oakland Athletics for Jon Adkins.

I heard somewhere that KW thought the FA compensation system was going to be overhauled at the end of the year which is the only possible defense for this trade.

by Hatchetm on Jun 15, 2009 10:54 AM CDT reply actions  

July, 2007

Tadahito traded to Philadelphia Phillies for Michael Dubee.

Mackowiak to the San Diego Padres for Jon Link.

by Hatchetm on Jun 15, 2009 10:57 AM CDT reply actions  

notice tha all but one of these have come in at least july?

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Jun 15, 2009 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

You are quite bored, aren't you?

How about posting a FanShot about your ideas for a proposed reallocation of resources? Now THAT would be interesting. Call it the “Black Flag” trade – stomp out the roaches.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 15, 2009 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Proposed reaollocation of resources:

1. trade a bunch of veterans for non-prospects
2. put a rosy spin on it
3. allocate salary savings to JR and investors.

by Hatchetm on Jun 15, 2009 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

June, 2004

Jeremy Reed, Miguel Olivo, Michael Morse traded to Seattle for Freddy Garcia, Ben Davis, and Cash

(I just wanted a Ben Davis reference)

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 15, 2009 11:07 AM CDT reply actions  

That was a great trade. In June.

Cash is always nice.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 15, 2009 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Formerly Crede's Crew

by Q!'s Qrew on Jun 15, 2009 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

july 9, 1912

white sox purchase eddie cicotte from boston red sox.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 15, 2009 11:14 AM CDT reply actions  

july 29, 1781

Skirmish at the House in the Horseshoe: A Tory force under David Fanning attacks Phillip Alston’s smaller force of Whigs at Alston’s home in Cumberland County, North Carolina (in present day Moore County, North Carolina). Alston’s troops surrender after Fanning’s men attempt to ram the house with a cart of burning straw.

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by larry on Jun 15, 2009 11:32 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

who got to keep the cart?

If Alston gets it, I think he wins this trade hands down.

;)

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

by rhythm on Jun 15, 2009 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Was it a wooden cart?

Brilliant.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 15, 2009 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

A couple of things:

1) People thought I was crazy when I said Contreras would help us after being sent down. I believe he is reinventing himself to a primarily finesse pitcher with a still decent enough fastball. I believe he can be helpful for another couple of years. 2) The idea of either being a buyer or seller is too vague and doesn’t mean much anymore. The fact of the matter is thinking so black and white leaves very little room for creativity and is a very dangerous proposition. I think this is a strength of Kenny’s.

by dantesox on Jun 15, 2009 11:34 AM CDT reply actions  

YOU SO CRAZY, DANTE! YOU SO CRAZY!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 15, 2009 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rec'd.

Brevity.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 15, 2009 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

I recommended this post because of the cheesy beard / sunglasses combo and the cymbal looks like it's warped because of the lighting on the underside of said cymbal

also of interest are the crappy 80’s lettering and field of alfalfa in the background. These are the reasons I have recommended this picture.

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

by rhythm on Jun 15, 2009 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ummm

C * C factory- Pot Pie odds? 50/50. Maybe wishful thinking. Colon has settled back to look like the 4 or 5 expected, but the end maybe near (still a good deal though). There is a reason KW is looking for pitching. Contreras pitched his way to triple A where he is trying to get it together. He pitches in the double header this week. At some point Contreras may give the White Sox 1 good run before taking his 10 million contract away for ever.

"I'm just here to provide street cred"

by Tdogg on Jun 15, 2009 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's fucking batshit crazy

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by larry on Jun 15, 2009 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

YOU SO CRAZY, TDOGG! YOU SO CRAZY!

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 15, 2009 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

August 12, 1975

Steely Dan trades Michael McDonald and Skunk Baxter to the Doobie Brothers for Tom Johnston and cash.

by 67WMAQ on Jun 15, 2009 11:39 AM CDT reply actions  

I am going to see Steely Dan tonight.

I’ll give the trade review in the morning.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 15, 2009 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Did that trade raise the GQ (gay quotient) or reduce it?

I expect to comment tonight.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 15, 2009 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

My friend was Skunk Baxter for Halloween one year.

Though less actual Skunk Baxter and more Yacht Rock’s version of Skunk Baxter

by CatBrains on Jun 15, 2009 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did you ask him, "Which Doobie you be?"

"Very clearly, we are in a transitional phase." – Kenny Williams (6/10/09)

by tailgater on Jun 15, 2009 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Looking at the pic above,

is MB’s hand that huge or is Cox a gnome? F-nuts’ hand looks the size of my daughter’s.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 15, 2009 11:48 AM CDT reply actions  

Yes - when he was holding a baseball. I mentioned it.

colin said all pitchers’ hands are huge.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 15, 2009 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe it is Contreras with the freakishly large hands

They showed him in the dugout during his previous start keeping his fingers loose by jamming a 12" softball between them.

You know what they say about guys with big hands, right?

"Very clearly, we are in a transitional phase." – Kenny Williams (6/10/09)

by tailgater on Jun 15, 2009 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

meet most good major league baseball players, pitchers or hitters

and you’ll meet guys with large hands. i’m sure the reason for that is fairly obvious.

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by larry on Jun 15, 2009 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

BHB.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 15, 2009 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh well.
The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission on Monday accused David Hernandez of running a fraudulent investment scheme. Hernandez started an Internet-based sports talk show with Chicago radio personality Mike North.

In the civil lawsuit, the SEC charged Hernandez of operating a Ponzi scheme and diverting investor funds to buy cars, jewelry and a piano among other things. He also transferred funds to the bank accounts of two other companies he controlled, including Spectrum Entertainment Group Inc., which funded the talk show, Chicago Sports Webio, the SEC said.

The complaint also said that Hernandez is a convicted felon and that he and his wife, Gina Hernandez, have filed for bankruptcy in 2004, 2005 and 2006. In 1998, Hernandez was convicted of wire fraud arising from previous employment at a bank.

Hernandez could not be immediately reached for comment.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/chi-sec-chicago-sports-webio-jun15,0,4162544.story

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by larry on Jun 15, 2009 11:51 AM CDT reply actions  

It's a good idea, in theory

You can pick up internet radio stations on your iphone. Tabletop internet radios are available for purchase. And you’ll be able to listen to internet radio in your car within 5 years.

Why not have an internet-only radio station with major market talent? Why not be established when the technology takes off?

How does this affect the White Sox? CSW spent a lot of money at the cell, from ads to the dugout dance.

Hopefully the team got their money up front.

by 67WMAQ on Jun 15, 2009 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

But why would you want to listen to sports talk in the first place?

And if you do, isn’t AM or XM/Serius enough?

you’re right, I hope the Sox got the $$ upfront.

The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander

by Chiburb on Jun 15, 2009 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wanted it to succeed for purely selfish reasons.

There aren’t a whole lot of options out there for people who work in news and talk radio.

If a bunch of ex-radio pros could launch their own internet station – and make a living doing it – that’s great news.

Gotta stay away from the Ponzi schemes.

by 67WMAQ on Jun 15, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

See, but that's the thing: What in the world makes Mike North's opinion on anything

more valuable or entertaining than some of the commenters/editors here? I’d rather hear an internet broadcast of Colin, Cheat, and Larry (HSA can be the weather bunny) than the ‘ex-radio pros’ any day. There’s a reason they’re ‘ex’, right?

The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander

by Chiburb on Jun 15, 2009 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would listen to them too.

The ex-radio pros bring people to the table so they can sample the other offerings.

Ideally, they would have enough of a relationship with sponsors that they would be willing to spend money on the new product.

If I’m cast aside by my current station – could I join the Colin, Cheat, larry, and HSA show? I’ve been told that i’m cool…

by 67WMAQ on Jun 15, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

The weather bunny would allow it....

Let’s get a podcast goin’!

Just [expletive] Fuck It.

by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 15, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guess if enough people felt like you, then they wouldn't be "ex's"

And I’d rather see the advertising $$ that the “pros” siphon off go to people with more talent and less bellicosity. Cheat may not actually have a real personality, but I’d rather hear him talk White Sox than a Marriotti sound-alike.

I’m just saying that the market already made a decision on those guys, why keep throwing $$ at them?

The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander

by Chiburb on Jun 15, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's industry wide

A lot of people in the biz confuse compelling/interesting with angry. As if you can’t have one without the other. That’s why a lot of talk radio is just plain bad.

For my money – the best radio shows ever were Steve Dahl and Garry Meier at their peak, followed by Roe Conn and Garry Meier.

It was like hanging out with the funniest people you know.

by 67WMAQ on Jun 15, 2009 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

no imitation accepted

only the actual el guapo for me!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jun 15, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Btw, WunderRadio (iPhone app) alone has 30,000 radio stations.

And I often play Pandora (iPhone app) through my car’s system.
I LOVE iPhone integration!

The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander

by Chiburb on Jun 15, 2009 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

March 5, 1973:

On March 5, 1973, at the New York Yankees’ spring training camp in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., pitchers Mike Kekich and Fritz Peterson announced they had swapped wives, two children apiece and even family dogs. (For the record, the Kekiches had a terrier, the Petersons a poodle.)

This would have been big news had the two hurlers — both left-handers, of course — played in, say, Milwaukee or Cincinnati. But because they pitched for baseball’s most famous club in the nation’s largest city, the unexpected news traveled faster than any pitch thrown by either.

It didn’t matter that a syndicate headed by an unknown Cleveland shipbuilder named George Steinbrenner just had bought the Yankees from CBS. It didn’t matter that Yankees journeyman Ron Blomberg would become baseball’s first designated hitter a few weeks later. The story throughout baseball that spring clearly was Kekich and Peterson.

Or Peterson and Kekich. To many, the two seemed interchangeable — in public and, more interestingly, in private.

The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander

by Chiburb on Jun 15, 2009 12:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice, except of course you didn't credit the source. Again.

Thief. Plagerer.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 15, 2009 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was the Washington Times. Didn't want to link.

The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander

by Chiburb on Jun 15, 2009 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because it is a conservative paper?

Bet you would’ve linked the NYT, pinko.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 15, 2009 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes!

Elections have consequences!

The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander

by Chiburb on Jun 15, 2009 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

From the headline I thought it must've been Orlando...

Good thing I read the 1st graph.

The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander

by Chiburb on Jun 15, 2009 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

sweet

"I'm just here to provide street cred"

by Tdogg on Jun 15, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm not 19. please utilize old english. thanks.

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by larry on Jun 15, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

who is the centerfold?

The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games.
- Rick Telander

by Chiburb on Jun 15, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's Reifert, you a-hole!

God, idiots!

I’m going to go feed the llama now. ;)

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

by rhythm on Jun 15, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Our first of the year?

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 15, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was gonna say it's awfully physical

and something ugly is gonna happen, then the red card. (should have been a yellow)

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 15, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Flagged.

“Not a US sport” being discussed on this holy ground.

We’re a pack of a-holes.
by rhythm on Apr 14, 2009 1:45 PM EDT

by winningugly on Jun 15, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

we must be slightly delayed.

your comment came up just as the ball was being kicked.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 15, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey hoodie (or someone else with knowledge of soccer)

after a goal is scored, why is it common practice to remove the player that scored the goal?

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

by rhythm on Jun 15, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

ty

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

by rhythm on Jun 15, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

PK!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jun 15, 2009 2:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Anyone around here know anything about antiques? Guns, in particular.... Yesterday, I was unpacking books at my new place, and when something didn't sit right on the top (out of view) shelf of my closet, I reached up there to discover a 3-foot antique m

Slightly chilling…but still….maybe worth something….
Here’s a pic, but I have more detailed ones too (of the inlay pattern on the handle and the brass(?) rings on the barrel)….I’d love to get info about it, but not sure how to search that online….

Just [expletive] Fuck It.

by ChicagoShirleigh on Jun 15, 2009 2:20 PM CDT reply actions  

maybe a little creepy

but way awesome nevertheless.

I just accidentally the Fleshlight.
Accidentally what?
THE WHOLE THING!!

by BoeJouma on Jun 15, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions